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2020

08

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

People need to stop blaming covid for their failures. covid is not their dad..the government is….right daddy…always sneaking in our room at night…

Point being, we live in a system designed for people to spend all our money every month, no matter how much we make. Why else are all these billion dollar companies going broke. Shouldn’t they have cash reserves? No, you gotta spend, expand, pay out bonuses….spend every dollar…don’t worry this full proof plan will get us rich…

Then there is the whole streaming web conference videos from laptops being presented as TV…These are billion dollar companies, build a fucking town for the rich and famous in the desert under a giant bubble to get back to producing you rich slackers….bubble village for the rich and famous….you can’t get in until a 14 day quarantine…easy solution to solve rich content creator problems!

Not that you care, you’re busy being an only fans simp. Spending your money on internet whores who don’t care about you titty pics you can get for free because you want them to know you care.

Get the fuck out of here…

Here are stepLINKS…in the Morning..

Hot SI Swim Model Showing her Titty!
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Hot Czech Model in Vogue
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Swimsuit….and Working Out…Looking Hot
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Bush in Ocean!
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Celebs Unique Baby Names…
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Narrating a Construction Site
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Guy Stung by Murder Hornet
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NFL having a Christmas Day Game for Jesus!
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Naked and Plexi Glass
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Ray J is Getting a Divorce
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Lesbian Breast Feeding.
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2020

07

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I totally fried my computer like an idiot, it wasn’t a masturbation related computer injury, it was a lack of googling and understanding nerd shit, unless a self destruct virus was injected into my computer…either way I lost my life work, or at least screen shots of a bunch of random shit, mainly naked girls for future posts, it’s not like my files were important or anything I would revisit, but it is life work to me, seeing as I don’t work….

I am currently updating the site from my flip phone….

The blog must live on, computer or not….but this shit really disrupted my day of doing nothing but updating the site with nonsense..

At least I got my flip phone…

Where the titties at? Oh right…every fucking where on every fucking platform except outside in real life, who needs real life…the government is your daddy and thy want you in….but that doesn’t mean COVID doesn’t got the titty hunters busy……it’s busy.

Some steplinks…ok.

Jessie J in a Bikini!
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Thirst Trap Thursday
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Kylie Jenner Tennis Time
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Kira Kosarin Purple Bikini
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Kristin Cavallari’s BFF is Caught with her ex!
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Earl Thomas’ Wife Pulls a Gun on Him for Cheating Whor
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Sink Hole De Mayo! The Best Day of the Year….
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Chris Pratt Mocking Kim Kardashian in a Throwback Blooper…What a Jerk…
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Kaia Gerber in British Vogue Hot.
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Ashley Benson and Cara Delevingne Broke Up Like the Dykes they Are!
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Grandma Gets Pranked like the Slut She Is…
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Arina Kislicina Reaching for the Light – Nude….
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Barbara Palvin Plays Video Games Hot….
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The Titty Flashing TikTok Trend is Worth the China Spyware….
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Ariel Winter Cut Off Her Own Thumb Trying to eat it….
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Ireland Baldwin Booty….
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Jamie Chung Bikini in Brooklyn Slutty!
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Hard Nipple in a White Dress
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Broward County Sheriff is a Swinger in a Speedo
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New Playmate of the Month is a Plus Size Black Girl with One Leg
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Cool Pics from History
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Alexis Ren Hot Bikini Shoot
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HOT CAM GIRLS FOR LOCKDOWN….
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Sarah Silverman on her Balcony in Leggings…
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Mena Suvari Big Booty
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Camila Cabello Crop Top
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Kim K – Bikini Nasty
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Dua Lipa in a Magazine
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Ana Armas and Affleck Dad
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Lucy Hale
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eva longoria in a summer dress
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Loly Collins in a Jump suit
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Ambrosio Shops
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Chantel Jefferis Whore in Mask and Fitness Gear that Hugs her Pussy
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Where’s Waldo…
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Whack Off Wednnesday!
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Shower Booty Shake
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Amateur Reddit Couple….
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Did I Hurt You?
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Leaked Nudes of Some Nasty Athlete!
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Well That Was Something Different…
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Lezzers in the Changing Room
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Sushi SUSHI…
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Check Out All These Porn Categories!
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5 Tinder Girls…
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Curves
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Upskirt Show.
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Lesbian Breast Feeding.
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Shower of the Day
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2020

07

May

Ash Benson, Single Fat Lesbian Female of the Day

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You may remember Benson as the tits on Pretty Little Liars, a show I’ve never seen, but remember her tits as they became more and more relevant…all her costars got Huge from the show in popularity and on social media…while Benson just got huge…she grew into her tits and not in a good way.

Well she eventually realized she was a lesbian, fucked or masturbated or whatever you call lesbian sex…anti-climatic? Uninteresting? Fake? Perversion? Boring?

Where the takeaway was that her dyke lover helped get her skinny and back into the mix like the opportunist she is…and now they broke up, so you can stop mailing them your sperm to make you your baby…..

Now the bets are on whether Benson goes back to cock…stay tuned for this boring, barely exciting, excitement…

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2020

07

May

Florence Pugh Rhymes with Poo in a Magazine of the Day

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I don’t know why there’s so much hype around Florence Pugh rhymes with Poo, I think old nerds like that their leader Zach Braff is fucking her, you know some live vicariously through a rich sitcom star by accepting the young Oscar Nominates actress he fucks, into their celebrity masturbation fantastis…but there is a lot of hype around her…because I guess Hollywood needs new blood on the regular to keep things interesting, so when they find one that can pull it off, they milk it from every angle to make her the high payday girl she’s become..

Who cares, I’m only hear for the cleavage in a magazine…

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2020

07

May

Margaret Qualley Not Staying Home in Shorts of the Day

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Margaret Qualley is not staying home even though there is a Stay Home order in California, she went to a Cinco de Mayo party with KJ Apa and Cole Sprouse from Riverdale and Cara Delevingne the 27 year old who hangs out with all the 18 year old fresh meat girls like Kaia Gerber to eat their souls via their pussy, to steal their youth via their pussy!!

I guess the youth aren’t scared, they want us old fucks to die….so they can save the planet with Selfies….

She put a mask on before going to the house, but that’s just for show cuz she knows she looks better like that….

Not to mention we know it will come off, I mean how else is she planning on eating those LAYS chips that are delevingne pussy? Not with her mask on…THAT IS HOW…COVID CUNTS!

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2020

07

May

Georgia Fowler Titties at the Beach of the Day

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Georgia Fowler is the 27 year old New Zealand / Australian model who is currently on the beach in Australia where I guess she lives, in a beater with no bra which is how I guess we want all shirts at least when dealing with a Victoria’s Secret model, I mean what are the alternatives, I guess she could be wearing a mask, it is a Global Pandemic, but I’m not sure if that applies to Australia…since they are tougher than us, I mean unless faced with a Sting Ray…RIP Steve Irwin.

Anyway, nipples in a top…don’t cum yourself too fast, you virgin fuck…

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2020

07

May

Pussy Print on Instagram of the Day

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Pussy Print is also known….as pussy definition…and it is the art of jacking fabric up inside your vagina…enoug so people can see your vagina…without it being your actual vagina cuz that’d be slutty…

It’s an instagram model thing, giving the goods without actually giving the goods…

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2020

07

May

Sammi Hanratty Erotic Shoot of the Day

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Sammi Hanratty has been on Shameless once. That is the claim to fame. I assume as a working actor she’s got fans, even if she’s not a majorly successful working actor, she’s been on tv and that’s more than most can say, and when on TV, she was on a hit show…

So it only makes sense that she’s in a semi nude censored shoot for her marketing efforts…a shoot from 6 months ago I’ve posted half of that she keeps releasing images from, like it is the only shoot she’s ever done, because it probably is.

I don’t know why I am posting it…but I am posting it.

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2020

07

May

Kaia Gerber Cleavage of the Day

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Kaia Gerber, or what you may like to call Cindy Crawford’s pet project, her clone, abused child forced into luxury fashion work at the age of 15 like some kind of modern day, rich person slave that no one realizes is a slave…because they are distracted by the luxury fashion world…and the multiple houses, the celeb connections, glamour, money…all the important stuff, but if we can learn anything from Britney Spears it is that you can be abducted in plain site…but girl is still a fucking slave, not a sex slave, or one of the sweatshop workers making the luxury fashion or working the garden / pool / kitchen of the luxury homes….so it is hard to really see her as a slave.but her mom’s type A, over achieving personality probably haunts this bitch, her “do you really need that apple” keeping her skinny, the trainers…it’s abuse man….just abuse we have no sympathy for!

Instead we look at her young body!

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2020

07

May

Hilary Duff’s Bikini Titties of the DAy

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Hilary Duff is working hard to steal the influencer money from the influencers like all the celebs are, because why else would they be on this get nude or semi nude on the instagram for the fans, clearly, it’s to grow the audience and reclaim what is theirs….the adoration of the public. She wasn’t on a Disney show for nothing mother fuckers. She did that to be the media empire she is meant to be and social media is one of those verticals.

I assume the COVID was coordinated by the celebs to give them nothing else to do but produce their own content, to their actual fans, blowing these other losers who made a career out of it realize they ain’t shit, despite thinking they are the shit…let the real celebs bring the influencing and let the people who call themselves influencers go to sex work.

That said, here is her bikini top!

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