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2020

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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While Anderson Cooper is giving birth to babies like the gender bender he is, is anyone else thinking about Gérard Depardieu in these dark times….

Or are you too busy protesting wearing masks in public because you’re not a Muslim Woman or celebrating Halloween..or whatever other bullshit people actively wear masks to…like skiing…don’t be as oppressed as a skier on a cold day…never…

Not to mention, wearing masks makes 95% of you better looking, so maybe you should embrace it….whether the virus is a lie or not, I mean obviously it’s a real virus, the handling of it is a whole other story, the reason for it a whole other what the fuck…but embrace it…because it’s peaceful times…

If you were smart you’d refuse to go back to work as a collective, not working is chill, policed states seem bad, but working is worse. Paying taxes worse. ONLY you can BANKrupt the government…if you work at it together.

I liked the stillness, the quiet, the lack of NORMS pollution our lives by staying at home…I am going to

I just think the people should unite, never work again, never pay tax again. because to just go back to “normalcy” is so lame after all you’ve been through, or after how fast you’ve seen it taken from you…

A guy I grew up with’s dad was all about the barter system. He was some hippie lawyer reclusive weirdo who was building a no currency community, where you trade what you do for what you need, and the value of those things work each other out…a BARTER system with no financial markets or big corporations fucking us up the ass…

I’ll trade you 3 goats for your wife’s virginity…we’ve been given an opportunity here…let’s not slip up.

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…

Hannah Jeter’s Hot Tits in Sports Illustrated
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Anderson Cooper Announces New Baby
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Tori Praver’s Swim campaign
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Danielle Harris See THrough Top Showing Nipple
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Ellen & Portia Selling Montecito House Ellen always Praises Because of PizzaGate and Tom Hanks and COVID….DUH…
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Runaway Tire
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NFL Player Turns Out to Have Been Blind
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Knuckles Memes are Dumb
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The Lockdown Protestors Make me Laugh
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Killer Mike on his Sign Language Interpreter….
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Chocolate Factory Made into a Horror Movie
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PORN….

Masturabting with Big Tits and Piss
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Riding the Suction Dildo with the Tits Out
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Jilling Challenge…Girls Masturabting To Each Other Masturbating to Themselves…
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2020

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Whether you believe in the media or think it is fake news, or whether you think this is a conspiracy, a cover-up, or an actual pandemic….I am sure we can all agree on one thing and that is that sitting in our underwear for weeks straight is pretty fucking comfortable…no matter how bad it may smell…

I don’t know how anyone will go back to pants, I predict a post quarantine surge of pantlessness on the streets when everything opens up…it’s the new normal…which will be less exciting after they turn us into a genderless society with their fake vaccines that will make our penises fall off…I’m not a conspiracy theorist but that’s just facts….

Here are some stepLINKS…

BIG TITTY College Football Girlfriend
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Cancel Chrissy Teigen
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Sahara Ray’s Nipple Flash!
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Rose McGowan is Mad at the #metoo People
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Train Crashes Into Transporting Truck
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The World’s Hottest Track Star Back in Training
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Cassie Scerbo for Florida in a Bikini
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Tana Mongeau is Quarantining with Bella Thorne’s Boyfriend
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Jessica Alba in a Sports Bra!
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Guy Tries The US Navy Seals Fitness Test
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Kara Del Toro’s Bare Ass
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Creepy Fucking Athlete of the Day
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Sammi Hanratty in a TOpless Photoshoot!
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Rita Ora Lipstick and Sneakers
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Emily Ratajkowski Totally See Through in 40 Pics of her Bikini Line
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Man Saves Neighbor’s Cars From Runaway Tires!
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Kendall Jenner Being Passed Around the NBA
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Strip Club Sign of the Week
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Demi Rose – Huge Boobs!
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Bella Hadid’s a Hot Farmer’s Daughter
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A Bunch of Thirsty Thursdays
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What The Inside Of A Tractor Cab Looks Like!
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Francesca of Frankie’s Bikini
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Kara Del Toro is HOT in a Lace Bra
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Husband Ruins Wife’s Puzzle That Took Her 3 Weeks To Build
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Britney Spear Workout To Celebrate Burning Down her Gym
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Lola McDonnell’s a Hot Nude Model
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The Dab Rig You Need in Lockdown
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Leslie Mann Big Tits ina Tank Top
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Lily Collins Dog Walking with a Mask On
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Denise Richards Grocery Shopping in Leggings
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Elle Fanning in Plus Sized Shorts
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Bai Ling on Hollywood BLVD Being Bai Ling…
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Emma Roberts Legs Out in a Silly Mask
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Hot Victoria’a Secret Model to Celebrate their Impending Bankruptcy
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Josephine Skriver Victoria’s Secret Catalog Shoot to Celebrate Impending Bankruptcy
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Kate Upton Modeling Jackets Makes Sense Since She’s Gross
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Alicia Silverstone’s Fat Ass
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NAked Celebs in NAked Celeb Scenes
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I hate this shitty bitch, she always sends her lawyer after me, but here are her whore tits.
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BIG FUCKING TITS!
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Make her Squirt! Not the Musical. But it Should be!
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PEACE OUT MOTHER FUCKERS
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Is this WILLIE NELSON’s MASTURBATION VIDEO?
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The Pee Your Pants Challenge
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Nerd and her Vibrator
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Probably a Bad Thing to do to your Antenna
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Hot Girls Masturabting
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TWO FAT ASSES IS BETTER THAN ONE REAL FAT ASS
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Fitting Room Fuck
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COCK TORTURE is fucking weird but so are these other fetishes…
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Asshole Show!
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Girl and her Epic Ass
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11 Public Acts that Make you a Whore
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Busty in the Milk Bath
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ALison Brie’s Bra
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WALMART IS DISGUSTING!
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Hot Blonde Strips Down
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What Fucking a Hooker is Really Like
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Sandy Booty!
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2020

Apr

Luakathia is Your Quarantine Girlfriend of the Day

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Yo, bro, have you heard of this site called MY FREE CAMS , it’s like netflix but live, and the shows aren’t shitty hollywood productions that cost too much and normally disappoint, but instead some do-it yourself live streaming like TV used to be where ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN….I’ve been visiting the site for years, but during the QUARANTINE the girls are going MENTAL on there…and it’s all FUCKING FREE….

EVERY NIGHT, I fall in love with one of the girls, and today’s QUARANTINE GIRLFRIEND Is LUA who along with 1000s of other girls is FUCKING bringing the entertainment harder than she was ELLEN…all ON THIS SITE

If you even have to ask yourself why I am loving everything LUA has to offer, then you’re a fucking idiot…just look at the damn pics and figure it the fuck out man….she’s fucking hot…now fuck off.

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2020

Apr

Dua Lipa Nipples of the Day

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Dua Lipa’s right nipple is hard…or is that her left nipple…I can never tell the difference…I am dyslexic and ambidextrous…it’s all the fucking same…like her shitty pop music that she puts out…no different that other shitty pop music…it’s just the packaging that’s different and barely…as her entire generation of idiots are just robotic drones looking to take nude selfies for their only fans instead of getting actual jobs..

This one in particular was a model, was told she was too fat, so she took her tits to YOUTUBE to sing coversongs badly, but good enough to land a record deal and look at her now…doing all the modeling she wants as fat as she wants….

Her hard nipple, I can assure you is better than ANY of her shitty pop music that she puts out…that is no different than other hard nipples…but that keeps her lies and marketing nonsense relevant enough…because we as a people like hard nipples.

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2020

Apr

Halle Berry See Through of the Day

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Halle Berry may be an old whore, but she’s still a whore, and that shouldn’t go unrecognized.

I am a firm believer in inclusivity and diversity and to write off a whore just because she’s old, despite putting the work in like she’s not old…wouldn’t feel right.

I know that Halle Berry was used as some figurehead for the black population to think that Hollywood is nice to black folk, so long as they were raised white because they are as white as they are black, since their blackness came from a sperm donor or one night stand depending what you consider her mom’s whore behavior to be…the same whore behavior that was taught unto her offspring so that she could take her hotness to Hollywood and make it as the accessible black girl…you know the plantation owner’s daughter that got sent to college not the plantation owners slaves being killed in the field level of BLACK HISTORY MONTH….

So long as she was able to imitate actual black people…something I bet she did by watching hours of tape of actual black people to really embrace her blackness in a believable way that comes across on film…

She’s an actor, that’s what they do. Bullshit….

Either way, still hot, showing nip, it’s good….

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2020

Apr

Charli XCX Bikini Bottoms of the Day

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No one even knows who Charli XCX, the bootleg Rita Ora who is the bootleg Rihnna is …there’s been a handful of popstars come out since she was taking a stab at it who all saw huge success…while she’s still out here probably 15 years or more later…still trying to get attention by using her naked or half naked body…

Instead of just working on making good music for her pop career that still hasn’t taken off….after 15 years of trying to use her tits to get ahead….

I figure it can’t be that hard to make 1 hit song when you have a record deal already and access to people who make hit songs….I think if I spent a year doing nothing but writing one hit song instead of blogging this bullshit all day everyday…I can assure you I’d have a song bigger than any of CHARLI XCX songs…and I am not musical at all…I can’t even whistle…but that’s possibly due to some herpes scarring…fucking whores and their fucking dirty pussies…

Speaking of dirty pussies…I think she’s got balls.

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2020

Apr

Crystal Reed in the Bath of the Day

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Crystal Reed is 35 and from Detroit.

I don’t know if she fucked EMINEM or Jenny Jones…or anything else out of Detroit…like GM…I don’t know if she’s drank Michael Moore’s FLINT Michigan water….I don’t know if she bought a house back home for 100 dollars after the last financial crisis….I don’t even know who she is…

But she’s taking a bath, that I do know…

UPON GOOGLING her…I have discovered that Her television roles as Allison Argent in Teen Wolf, Sofia Falcone in the fourth season of Gotham and Abby Arcane in the series Swamp Thing. Reed has also starred in the films Skyline, Crush and Ghostland… she was rumored to have hooked up with actor Joshua Jackson in June 2016 after cheating on her boyfriend at the time…but she is not the mom of his recent black baby…

I have never seen one of those things…..but when you want to be famous and you’re not all that hot, but you are 35 years old which is far too old for that acting job….you need to make sure people remember you by inviting them to piss on you in the bath….or in this case virtually piss on you in the bath…marketing…

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2020

Apr

Nina Dobrev Bikini Bottoms of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is trying to do her best BIKINI BRIDGE which is such a solid coincidence because I just did my second BIKINI BRIDGE post in the history of the site….that is 15 years of no bikini bridge and all of a sudden Nina Dobrev has a bikini bridge…we must be living in a simulation….or maybe Nina and I are connected at our Canadian Souls…but I’d rather go with it being a simulation…where ALL my thoughts are tracked…making that whole microchipping thing less terrifying because we already are…this is like my some mind reading shit…almost like all those targeted ads only the PUSSY version…

EXCITING times, I know…

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2020

Apr

Hilary Duff’s Mom Ass in a Athleisure Squat of the DAy

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I only recently learned that mom bloggers refer to athletic gear that they wear for non athletic purposes are called “Athleisure”…..which if I still went to grocery stores would make staring at mom pussy cameltoed as it tries to escape the “Athleisure” pants more exciting because I would know how to identify what I was looking at….

Unfortunately, my “Athleisure” experience which I guess you could call a fetish because I was really get used to everyone and their mom choosing spandex comfort over regular pants the last few years..allowing me to basically see their clits….is now reserved for the internet…

Luckily, women of all walks of life are whores ready to sexualize themselves in sexual positioning as it becomes more and more normalized…I mean even Hilary Duff is doing it.

That’s not to say the mom of two with different dads is out of control….but I am sure her first DISNEY casting involved a lot less clothing…and a lot more slutty….because that’s how castings go….which makes her a professional at this shit…that’s why she gets paid the big bucks…

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2020

Apr

Chloe Sevigny Ready to Drop of the Day

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Despite not being able to get Chloe Sevigny’s dick out of my mind since I first saw it…

The trendsetting “It-Girl” who you remember from being Jenny in Kids, or sucking Vincent Gallos Dick being EDGY in mainstream movies….

Is apparently pregnant at 50 fucking years old….and she’s bringing the belly out to prove to you all that it’s not some prosthetic like other trannies who have faked having kids like Gisele Bundchen…..

This BITCH has a fucking UTERUS and it’s not dried up or dead yet…which may be exciting to you ready to drop porn fetishists….like you’re even reading this…you’re still jerking off to her dick.

I thought this was her in a wheelchair..

Holy shit she’s old…and battered…like running into old ravers from the 90s who were all high energy and cool in the 90s…but who are now fucking zombies…

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