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2020

May

Rihanna Fat Tits in a Bra of the Day

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I decided to take a break after posting that Lena Dunham shit, I was like “how the fuck is this my life” because I never wanted to write bullshit captions on celebrity nonsense used to promote celebs while leaving me the unemployed loser with probably a bit more to offer, but too exhausted to offer it, because of the soul sucking effort that went into reposting bullshit content that I had nothing to do with producing….

You know what I mean, it’s a waste of time and not needed by anyone. This isn’t save the world kind of work….

But then I saw Rihanna’s big tits, that outshine her big forehead, as she’s now fat and when fat tits get big….slowly turning into her fat diabetic legless grandma from eating too much Caribbean food in her life of luxury….from Shanty, to Sex Work, to top of the Charts, to Fat slut selling lingerie with her fat tits she got in being a fat slut.

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2020

May

LeAnn Rimes Topless of the Day

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When Leann Rimes isn’t home wrecking, getting breast implants, being 45 fucking years old, touring at shitty Casinos around American during the Christmas season to finance her life as a homewrecking fake titty country singer who will always retain her fans because she is one of them and they are Christian and forgiving….a reminder that if you are going to launch any musical career, aim for COUNTRY, it’s the most lucrative and longer term….

Anyway, when she’s not doing any of that, she’s taking and posting silly topless selfies, acting all coy and playful as she covers her tits, as if they aren’t purchased tits…but more importantly…as if she’s not a slut. Don’t worry LeAnn, we know what’s up…no fooling us here.

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2020

May

Lena Dunham Fake Illness Attention Seeking of the Day

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I would say that Lena Dunham was molested as a kid, you know to justify her molesting of her sister, a story from a few years ago…that was probably just her trying to be scandalous and interesting because the attention seeker likes being noticed and talked about.

Also, if she was molested as a kid, you know we’d have to hear about it all the fucking time, because for some reason whining fat rich kid pig was confused for some compelling voice of a generation. HBO even gave her a fucking show and allowed her to get naked on that show…like she was some sort of hipster AUTEUR…something HBO should be punished for. They gave her that stamp of approval she needed, but that we didn’t need and until she dies we will have to be reminded she exists…

So along with being disgusting and naked on TV a few years ago, she’s also offended everyone on social media with her bullshit sheltered delusional rich kid who was patted on the back and thus who felt she was worthy of having an opinion…and now she’s on the health and wellness kick.

Unlike actual health and wellness influencers, her health and wellness is more entitled whining about how sick she is.

She had period cramps so she got her uterus removed and is now trans, she claims to have some rare genetic disorder in her connective tissues, all while being fat as fuck…so her health and wellness is more whining about how unhealthy she is…and her clickbait is normally her in various states of naked to empower other fat idiots, while disgusting those of us terrified of fat idiots…

Well, her hypochondria has reached new heights as she walks around with an IV that isn’t on Wheels and a mask, weighing in at 300 lbs, which may be something she puts some actual effort into fixing if she wants to get healthy…but instead she lays there all fat and nasty claiming to be sick, compromised…it makes a good excuse.

She isn’t the first person manifesting illness to justify being a lazy pig, she’s just the most offensive.

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2020

May

Dude Gets Hungry During Lap Dance and Other Videos of the Day

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Idiots Transporting Glass in the Elevator

Drunk Mom

Drive By Portages Potty

Donuts on the Basketball Court

Lady Biker Crash

Lady Biker AFTER Crash

Asshole

Grub Hub Driver Runs

Fat Trash in Texas

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2020

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I guess quarantine is basically over, the looming threat of a second wave will forever be a dark cloud over our lives, because they need that fear to justify locking down the economy…

I am all for the changes that will now happen…what they call the new normal…like people giving me my damn space and walking as far as possible from me and if they don’t I can yell “GET THE FUCK AWAY” without being the asshole.

More importantly, grocery stores and all stores, not that I’ll ever go back to a store with all this online shopping, like make the peasant retail workers pick my groceries for me the way they did in the 50s….you want my business, do the bitch work for me….

But Grocery Stores, will finally WIPE down the cart handles, something that I’ve found disgusting since I started grocery shopping and something that should be done from the beginning of grocery carts….because I don’t need to hold hands with the dude who was using that cart before more, or I don’t need his spit on cum on my fingers, I’m not that kind of pervert….

The only sad thing about that is that the “baby I got HPV Grocery Shopping, I swear these Genital Warts aren’t mine” excuse will be obsolete…but not getting genital warts grocery shopping outweighs that, we can alway make better excuses!

Then there is the whole ugly girls in masks so I can just focus on their asses the way nature intended…also great advancements in humanity….

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2020

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I have had at least one person ask me what the future of celebrity is. The truth is, I don’t fucking know shit about celebrities, I just post their tits cuz losers click to see their tits, because THEY like celebrity. I only started doing celeb content for the clicks, no passion here….you know for you to make your CUM TRIBUTES to. Weirdo.

I assume that the celebs will knock out the influencers, finally, by reclaiming all the ad dollars the way nature intended, forcing all the influencers to become sex workers selling panties and nudes to their members, that will dry up when dudes realize they are being scammed and internet content is meant to be free….but in the meantime a lot of money is being made, huge lost opportunity for me, I shoulda started a platform for whores….

I predicted that at one time we will be able to see nude pics of every human, because they all take nude pics…I just didn’t think it would be as public as it is…. everyone is a fucking pornstar…that’s weird to me and takes out the fun in it….not to mention…why the fuck would anyone pay for anything like that…WHEN all that content is free…that’s the point of the internet…is it cool to waste money on people using you for shitty content? I don’t understand…keep your damn money for your damn self and let the advertisers pay creators….you’re the audience man…be the audience…

The real question is where the fundamental relgious folk to protest all this pornography…freedom of pornography sure, but I like to seek it out if I want to see it…I don’t need it shoved down my throat…that’s queer. Porn is fucking everywhere, not in a philosophical way but in a everyone is posting up nudity, hustling porn sites, selling panties and nudes, Everyone sucking dick in walmart bathrooms for reddit – you can’t even go to the bathroom anymore and I’m talking pre-covid cuz all you primates are fucking…..

In all this, I am still considered a porn site, the world’s worst porn site… when all of you are porn t….but I can’t get them mainstream ads…despite not being a porn site…it’s all so confusing… I’ve been labeled a porn site my entire existence, mislabeled a porn site, the worlds worse porn site….despite not posting official porn and not producing anything at all….but everyone can make that porno money and NOT be considered porn. It’s fucking weird.

So the future of celebrity is up to you…be smart about it…as I look for those fundamental Christians to help created a much needed moral code in this world of smut…when everyone’s smut…it’s no fun being smut…

Maybe I need to start a religion or cult, but the only reason I’d want to do that is for all the pussy….

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2020

May

Christina Milian Pantylines of the Day

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I just saw these Christina Milian panty line pics…and I felt compelled to leave you with that to guide you an inspire you into your weekend….because a 40 year old new mom being squeezed in ways they probably shouldn’t be squeezed…is all you need to remember that life is alright and all, but you’ve seen enough…not that you should kill yourself, that would be pathetic, but that you could remove yourself from the situation by shutting off the computer, throwing out the smart phone and moving to the wilderness….I realize the pantylines aren’t that bad…I mean they are bad…but not the worst there is…check that Lena Dunham post from earlier….but a reminder that we’ve seen enough…we’re old, we’re tired…it’s time to just put ourselves to pasture.

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2020

May

Nurses Gone Naked of the Day

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I think the weirdest thing in these nurses, who you are all celebrating as heroes and discounting people who get paid more than they do for not being as important as they are, while we’re all slacking waiting for our COVID vacations to be over, is that some of these nurses who are hustling only fans on the side to make extra money, like perverts, either to please the fans or to please themselves from the attention they get, as a stress relief or a a distraction or to get off….and all I gotta say is “GET OUT OF THOSE DAMN SCRUBS THEY ARE FULL OF VIRUS”…not “let me fist myself with my COVID hand”…

It’s weird and as the Hall Monitor I am…I gotta say, get your clothes back on, just because you wear pyjamas all day doesn’t mean you should be doing this….you have a career, be professional….I love sluts as much as the next guy, but it’s context man, people are dying…they are paid by the government, your tax dollars, to do this…get the fuck out of here.

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2020

May

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Top of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens posted this bikini pic…..

Since being dumped by her boyfriend she was dragging down who finally broke through by being cast as Elvis, likely a queer since dudes don’t actually act unless they fall into it or are queers….but since she’s been dumped, she’s centered herself as girls do and evaluated what is important which usually lands on “being your hottest and most fuckable to make dude regret”…despite dude fucking other hot chicks, assuming he isn’t a fag, cuz he’s done all there is to do to this chick, even if she’s dirtier than most thanks to her Disney training…and I don’t really think she’s dirtier than most because girls grew up on porn and are all sex workers now…how dirty can you really be when everyone is as dirty as it gets.

Anyway, the rejection has brought her back to posting her sluttiest and that’s a good things…

Then she posted this video:

This shit is on another level of creepy from some Disney kid you KNOW sat on some Disney executive laps to get where she got as a poor Filipino trying to make it in America…the sluttiest rise to the top…

Then here sister posted her big tits….

Then…..you made a cum tribute and posted it to reddit you fucking weirdo…

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2020

May

Elle Fanning Getting Fucked of the Day

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I don’t find Elle Fanning hot, but I do wonder if she has blonde pubic hair…or is it all lies…but I always wonder if blonde girls have blonde pubic hair ever since I discovered that some blondes had blonde pubic hair….it was the 90s…and Brian De Palma’s dressed to kill had a shower scene…and in that shower scene some bitch with a huge blonde bush had her huge blonde bush and I thought “awesome”….

Anyway, she’s in a new series, or a new movie, or something that’s getting some hype as these bigger budget actual Hollywood shows do…that whole marketing thing to get that money back in…pretty useless in the grand scheme of things but it got Elle Fanning naked so she can pretend she’s this deep and amazing talent..when talent doesn’t exist bro…it’s all nonsense, luck and some parents who know how to pimp their kids…

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