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2020

May

Girls Wasting PPE of the Day

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I don’t know if this is official hospital issued PPE, but we are in an era of people mad on social media that their cities or retailers are enforcing mask wearing, because that’s a hit on their freedoms and there is no proof masks fight the virus, that damn government bringing them fucking down…I could think of better things to fight about, but it’s the internet all you empty soul fucks need something to do with your meaningless lives…and fighting over face mask laws is just one of those things you can do…instead of being productive.

That is not to say that this is productive, but it’s chicks wearing masks as bikinis and in this era of COVID, that’s the new fetish you didn’t know you had 6 months ago when PPE was just what you called taking a piss.

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2020

May

Sydney Sweeney Massive Tits of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is the tits from Euphoria who I am expecting to have around for awhile because Hollywood still casts Jennifer Aniston as a love interest in movies, at least I assume they do, they shouldn’t, she’s old as shit…

This is the new blood now that the old blood like ScarJo and Emma Stone and Margot Robbie all hit 40 and are no longer relatable to the kids who aren’t watching these movies to begin with, because they are too busy taking selfies or TikToks…or being fucking weird internet people….thank god for the new blood because the old blood is drying up like their menopausal vaginas and we need fresher meat….and meat Sydney Sweeney has….in her titties….because her TITS are fucking huge.

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2020

May

Rita Ora Activewear Sports Bra Posing of the Day

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Rita Ora is giving you some park erotica goodness because she knows you are all locked in the hose and missing hot fit women in activewear in perverted poses presented as fitness, but that are really pussy hanging porno…..

Not that you aren’t all going to the park, I haven’t seen so much park action since the time I hired a hooker to eat my ass in the park after a night of drinking because I had shit myself earlier, didn’t shower, and felt it would be a proper use of how disgusting desperation looks…you know to actually get off…I don’t know if that counts as park action….

This is some Rita Ora for all you motherfuckers who aren’t getting your free entertainment in the park from slutty women who think you’re a creep because you are the definition of creep…..

This girl in the grass with her tits out, is less exciting to you than real life girls in the grass with their tits out, since you can’t show your appreciation but Rita Ora is basically one degree of being a real life girl…her celebrity is a “barely” despite what she may think or the number of followers she has…they are just there for the tits and she knows it…she’s a “My tits are famous” kind of groupie/sidekick/entourage….proven by how useless her music career has been when it’s been the only thing she’s worked towards all these years of existing.

The sports bra isn’t as good as topless…but it’s something.

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2020

May

Charlotte Lawrence Topless of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence is not a friend of the site, but you can’t take that to heart when you’re dealing with anyone under 25 because they don’t even know what websites are. They know OnlyFans, Reddit, Facebook and Instagram, the rest of that shit is irrelevant, which works out nicely for us, because we have ALWAYS been irrelevant.

That said, she’s got her titties out, sold self promoting tactics, since the tits look big….and the world loves big tits…whether they are used for a feminist agenda to deny the fact that they are just trying to clickbait….or whether they are seen as the nude body is art or whatever….

It all looks pretty basic, or cliche to me…the topless instagram shoot, the colored hair, she’s just like everyone else…all these people are uninteresting clones…but they do have tits..

For those who don’t know Charlotte Lawrence, she was raised in a comedic household, and thus has a better grasp of funny that I do, even though her age group are overly serious, ADD, autistics who don’t understand jokes…..but her mom was on SCRUBS and her Dad Created SCRUBS, a show that I’ve never watched because back when it was on TV, it fucking sucked, but sucking isn’t that big of a deal to these Hollywood people, cuz it was a hit and they all got unnecessarily stupidly rich because of it…

Rich so that ttheir daughter can get topless to self promote as she finds her own path in this child of barely celebs, raised amongst child of actual celebrities…trying to be a celeb, or at least get the views, something being rich will help with.

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2020

May

Rose McGowan Tit Slip of the Day

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Rose McGowan may be a nut job on some other level of crazy, which I am sure is partially because she likes the attention she gets from the shit she says, but also it could be based on what she’s seen or been exposed to being a set of tits in Hollywood a few decades ago.

She’s still got those tits out! Tits I first remember jerking off to in Doom Generation, which was a Gregg Araki movie that I think changed my perspective on movies. It was the 90s and it was weird. I am sure it would be shit if I was to watch it now, but back then it was enlightening for someone like me to see movies like that get made, but I was more into the tits in that movie…these tits 25 or more years later.

I don’t listen or care to her politics or campaigning. I find all that dumb and realize that anyone who was raised in the Children of God cult is a fucking nutcase, it was a pedophilic cult and that doesn’t usually end well for the kids.

But I will stare at the tits!

I am still a Free Harvey supporter and that doesn’t mean I support convicted rapists or that I am starting a go fund me. I feel like he was a patsy, or that they made an example out of him. Most of these girls allowed him to be a creep and didn’t say not to the creep but years later decide to take him down for being a creep…

There is no denying that he was a creep, but it was accepted then, not accepted now, as a fat guy who suddenly had access to all the pussy around, knowing how gross he was, and thus taking advantage of them putting themselves in that position to get some of his gold only to decide that it wasn’t a crime then, but it is a crime now, so you gotta do the time for the crime now, even if it was socially accepted then. It’s just so crazy.

It’s not victim blaming to say all of these girls could have said no, but didn’t because they thought it would get them ahead, and it didn’t so when opportunity knocks…

In the last 5 years the whole over sensitive to anything remotely sexual, while being more sexual than ever…it’s just dumb, confusing, and saying that whores are whores is not saying you’re anti feminist, not a feminist, or pro rape…it just means my idea of rape differs than theirs.

ANYWAY, I don’t listen to McGowan, I stare at her tits, and this is about her tits, not her insanity, because she’s insane.

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2020

May

Kira Kosarin in a Yellow Bikini of the Day

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Kira Kosarin posted this yellow bikini celebration of her tits a few days ago for her pervert fans.

She’s got 5 million of them, so even though you don’t even know who she is, unless you know who she is, in which case you should probably be reported to the authorities since her celebrity only happened before she was 18 on a Nickelodeon show. I am not sure it was a Jamie Lynn Spears Baby Daddy show, but I am sure it is equally perverted….

She’s apparently doing the whole music thing, since music is easy money to supplement her social media income and I guess this is her promoting that the right way, the only way girls know how, it will be interesting when this #metoo movement is less hypocritical and women get where they gotta go without showing tit. That will never happen because women LOVE showing tit…and whining about it so you don’t think they are showing tit for attention, that’s misogynistic, even if they are showing tit for attention, that’s her right as a woman, don’t man-splain to her otherwise…fucking stupid as shit.

She’s 22 now, she’s from Florida, which seems to be the hub for these stage parents, I guess it’s either meth, bath salts, fishing or sell my whore daughter to the industry…..

Posted in:Kira Kosarin|SFW

2020

May

Social Distancing Zumba and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Fleeing in a Stolen Car….

Just a Dude and His Gun

Man Kicks Kid after Crashing into his Wife

Angry Gas Pumper

Winning at Life…

Man Attacked in a Liquor Store

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2020

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t think I am very good at reddit…which in the event you didn’t know is the number 1 porn site on the internet.

I used to post links from this site up there to get some reddit traffic and it never worked out, never went viral, so I said fuck it….and never went back..but you’d think at least one creepy fan would have gave me some Karma…not that I even know what this Karma shit is…I just know my Karma on it is BAD.

I’ve been a member since 2006, which I assume is around the time they started….and my KARMA is 1.

I don’t think you can get any worse than that….14 years of the same reddit account and a Karma of 1.

Pretty much an overview of my internet experience as a whole.

I know you don’t care because I don’t even care, but I felt like posting it up since this is like my diary…and I am like a teen girl you don’t want to admit you want to fuck…as you jerk off to her diary…only a teen girl probably has a bigger dick.

I know I should be talking only fans and sluts of instagram…which I guess I am since they all live on reddit, as it is the best porn site on the internet…it would have to be considering the pussy the founder married and knocked up…I mean you gotta have a weird fucking fetish to do that.

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Melissa Ethridge’s Son Died of Opiates at 21!
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Throwback Jerry Stiller Roast
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2020

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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The most important debate going on right now, even amidst the handling of the covid crisis and the upcoming election, two things that keep people divided like the government wants, you know “Divide and Conquer”….

Is whether the girls promoting their only fans that you should never pay for, I repeat never pay for, they are using you and in promoting their only fans they give away enough for free, and just because they realize the followers they used to beg for is not actual currency, while actual currency is currency, reminding us that people are idiots.

You can’t give your smut away for years to build the fans, then say “followers don’t pay my rent” once you’ve got the follows. It is illegal. It is called bait and switch.

I forget what the most important debate going on right now…I get distracted by influencers becoming sex workers in denial.

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Vanessa Hudgens Tongue Tied.
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Darwin Award Death!
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LA Galaxy Player Posts a Picture with a Naked Model
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See Through Outtakes
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Lucy Hale Showing Off Her Thighs
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Nina Dobre Quarantine Hair
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Anja Rubik is Nude
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Paris Jackson Tattooing Herself
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Celeb Lawyer File Gets Hacked
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Hailey Baldwin in a Hot Bikini – Sweating it Out
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Maria Demina’s Model in a Thong
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Living in an Ocean on a Ship
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Robot Dog in Singapore
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Khloe Kardashian having Another Baby?
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Big Gorilla of India
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Bregje Heinen in Activewear
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Nina is a Topless Model
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Slut Nicole Kopchak
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Ariel Winter is Fat and Braless
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2020

May

Madonna Ass Shot of Day

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Madonna posted up her super fucking weird looking old as shit jacked up ass….with the most geriatric caption…

Finally going to get my regenerative treatment for my missing cartilage!! I would be jumping up and down if i could after 8 months of being in pain. Wish me Luck!

I guess the high risk COVID senior citizen wanted to sex things up in a weird way for those of us who jerked off to her tits when she was still seen as old to us, 25 fucking years ago.

Nothing says sex quite like talking about missing cartilage and hip replacements…throw in some dry pussy thanks to being a fucking corpse…maybe a little “I piss myself thanks to the cancer surgery”….and other old person things…

I mean people do jerk off to old people….so it’s not as weird as it should be, and if anything fucking Madonna could be hot, not because she’s a trained dancer from being a culture vulture stealing all the trends from real artists….back when she started…not because it’s a great story to tell people…but because she’s still hotter than anything you’ve ever fucked…even if she’s disgusting…

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