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2020

30

Apr

Chloe Sevigny Ready to Drop of the Day

Despite not being able to get Chloe Sevigny’s dick out of my mind since I first saw it…

The trendsetting “It-Girl” who you remember from being Jenny in Kids, or sucking Vincent Gallos Dick being EDGY in mainstream movies….

Is apparently pregnant at 50 fucking years old….and she’s bringing the belly out to prove to you all that it’s not some prosthetic like other trannies who have faked having kids like Gisele Bundchen…..

This BITCH has a fucking UTERUS and it’s not dried up or dead yet…which may be exciting to you ready to drop porn fetishists….like you’re even reading this…you’re still jerking off to her dick.

I thought this was her in a wheelchair..

Holy shit she’s old…and battered…like running into old ravers from the 90s who were all high energy and cool in the 90s…but who are now fucking zombies…

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2020

30

Apr

Christa B Allen Lingerie of the Day

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I once wrote:

Christa B Allen posts topless pics on instagram, but unlike instagram models she has IMDB and WIKIPEDIA so she must be important…

Let’s take a journey into who Christa B. Allen and why her attention seeking hipster style instagram pictures are more than just thirsty instagram modeling but rather brand support to her career…

She started this celebrity thing in 13 Going on 30 in 2004….a movie you probably jerked off to…but she’s probably most proud of being cast “Teenage Girl” in Youth in Revolt in 2009….

TAKE THAT INSTAGRAM MODELS…this girl is legit….

I still agree with that. I have nothing to add. I wouldn’t say it’s the perfect post that took me 15 years to craft but I will say Christa B Allen and her shitty selfies isn’t worth my damn time to write original comedy everytime she posts a picture. I mean unless she was paying me…he should be paying me….my goal in all this is to get paid to post girls trying to be celebs…it’d be a waste of their money, but I’d spend it on alochol wisely.

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2020

30

Apr

LV Angel is Back and Nude of the Day

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Universal Angel or LV Plastic is hilarious.

I don’t know if you remember her but she was one of the original international sugar babies of TUMBLR / INSTAGRAM.

She would travel to all these amazing places with rich dudes and document her adventures, rarely exposing the sugar daddies taking her on the trip, but she was hilarious throughout those years.

Everyone I knew followed her and we’d all share her insane misadventures, from getting a nose job in Turkey where she lost her fucking mind and cried about poor people or some other shit, it’s asking a lot of me to remember a Snapchat story from 5 fucking years ago.

Then there was another story where she shit on either the bed or on the dishes of some asshole AIRBNB owner and documented the whole thing…it was great times, entertaining times…simpler times.

The rumor is that she got banned from America for being a sex worker, she’s in Vancouver with a new boyfriend and not Sugar Babying….

She consistently disappears, but this last disappearance was a long one…but she’s back with a nude, with some nip, looking pretty much the same because not much has changed

Never forget LV Plastic / Universal Angel a true original…before EVERY girl became like this.

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2020

30

Apr

Kristen Bell Panty Mask of the DAy

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Ellen is a fucking pervert. Could you imagine the backlash I’d get if I tried to make girl sniff their dirty panties as a face mask for the sake of my weird brand of comedy? Or if any dude went down that road, unless they were Joe Biden, the world would FLIP OUT, cancel them…but for some reason I can’t explain or understand…certain people are inappropriate and no one cares…like Ryan Seacrest. I know girls who he has made check their cell phones upon entering his home that he proceeded to do drugs with and fuck up the ass….probably not in a rape way, but still a creep…yet when #MeToo happened not one girl he was an inapproriate dick to came forward…SCAMS MAN…SCAMS…LIES…

Since it’s Ellen, the American scammer of the century…I don’t believe she’s the illuminati like the conspiracies do, but I do think she is the devil. She basically was bitter for years after her hit show was cancelled and realized when she had the chance to replace the other Lesbian on TV, because clearly the world accepted lesbian daytime talk show hosts, I’m talking ROSIE not OPRAH or Sally Jesse….it was her WINDOW…of “I’ll interview people, be a dancing monkey, charm the world like a psychopath and win because the world are a bunch of morons”.

Every time I have seen her intereviews I find her mocking, condescending, perveted and disugsting….I don’t find her funny and when her sign off is “Be Kind to Each Other” knowing she’s evil…it’s the standard bait and switch used car salesman saying “Trust me, this is the best car ever, Honestly”…PROGRAMMING THE MINDS OF THE AUDIENCE THROUGH PROVEN TACTICS…

So instead of flagging her pervert lesbian content like sniffing panties as the porn that it is, she’s praised and checks are signed…

Then there’s the whole “but she gives so much back to the people” idiots, who don’t realize the prizes she gives are advertising deals and she’s making 10 times what the price money is….

Cancel this bitch oh and I hate Kristen Bell too. I don’t know why but she sucks…fuck em all I say…fuck em all.

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Posted in:Kristen Bell

2020

30

Apr

Costco Flasher of the Day

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I have been wanting to do a compilation of all the girls out there still flashing in retail stores because retail stores are the forbidden fruit in these COVID lockdown times…especially the independent retail stores that were locked down for 7-8 weeks, despite the big box retail stores remaining open, because some snot faced pimply kid who works in a big box store has more pride to keep things safe from the “old person” disease than someone who’s life is invested in their retail sore…so as you can go to Home Depot, Walmart and Costco…the evil companies that killed local business, local community…and buy all the bullshit you need that aren’t essential…you know like condoms…because ESSENTIAL BUSINESS narrative was a fucking lie to make ya’ll go broke..

Anyway…Retail the forbidden fruit….with a young Asian Flasher in a face mask for COVID….and don’t be all racist on her, it’s not her fault the US Government created a virus to CONTROL you…she’s just here bringing the entertainment.

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2020

30

Apr

Britney Spears Workout of the Day

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There’s a story trending about how Britney Spears burnt down her gym with “candles’ she left out in an attempt to kill herself, or escape, or maybe it was really just an accident because she’s so heavily medicated.

Who knows…but she’s down to two pieces of equipment because that insurance money hasn’t come in, even though any fitness brand would send her any products her and her trainer boyfriend want for free…so to celebrate she decided to do a jittery, crackhead on drugs, maybe a schizo on schizo drugs with all those body shake side effects they have…to tell the world she needs help..or to say at 39 she’s still fun to watch move…even though she’s 39 and that makes no logical sense.

I still think a Britney in Captivity is worth watching hump the air like the nutjob she is…the rich version of the toothless homeless crackhead offering a blowjob for a warm cup of soup.

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2020

30

Apr

Bikini Bridges of the Day

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Bikini Bridges unlike Lloyd Bridges are pretty great.

I know what you’re thinking and that is that Lloyd Bridges is also great, he is the father of the very important Beau Bridges…but more impoortanly the he is the father of the LEGEND Jeff Bridges who is up there as one of my favorite actors and not because of Lebowski, I don’t even remember Lebowski besides it being over-referenced by people I hate enough for me to hate it….

So maybe this post should read Bikini Bridges LIKE Lloyd Bridges are great…maybe they re related…you know since they have the same last name?

What is a bikini bridge…it is when the hips are bigger than the mound…and the hips make supports for the bikini to cross the mound..a bridge you’d like to live under…when really the whole thing in unnecessary…no bridge needed…this should involve NO bikini bottoms…BLOW THEM UP…Fuck the bikini bridge…I’m sure that’s what you

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2020

30

Apr

Hot Chicks Being Hot and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Slaps Cop

Dude Dressed like 17th Century Plague Doctor

Neighbors Make a Social Distancing Bar.

Elderly Woman Hit with Pipe for her Pizza

Truck Tears Apart Box

Tree Cutter

Officer Shot

Truck gets Stolen

No Brakes, No Shoes, No Problem

Family on a Bike

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

30

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I find it pretty irritating that everyone is a fucking influencer. I prefer when no one had a voice and we were only exposed to the mainstream media controlled by the advertisers, the government, the secret societies, and whoever else controls the narrative that gives us the moral code we adhere to…

Instagram has allowed people who would never exist to exist…because once they get the follow…they keep that follow…as most people don’t unfollow…so you go viral once 5 years ago and you still have those millions of people keeping you around…when you should have just been a viral clip 5 years ago….

Why is everyone an influencer…seeing some waitress or unemployed bitch with 4 followers teaching me self care can suck a dick…or should suck a dick..on video for her subscription site…rather than tell me her recipe for falafel or what to do with a browning avacado…when their lifehacks don’t make them rich…they still working their shitty jobs..

I am glad these people didn’t exist when I was growing up, giving me advice on how to make a fucking pancake…

People wanting to “Become a Influencer”….suck a dick…influence that load on your face how about that being the only skills you got…rather than all that other shit you’ve been spewing…

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2020

29

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Non-Sheeple.

I am not the kind of guy who is like:

“Masks are for pussies, man up. Vaccines are for pussies, man up. Contact tracing is for idiots who want to be tracked by the man despite already being tracked by the man, man up. Social Distancing gets in the way of getting my dick sucked. Man up….the virus is a lie man, it’s a scam man, they just want to control you man, only old people die man, give people the chance to live man, if we catch it that’s on us, we’d rather catch it and likely live, than be imprisioned…don’t be a sheeple people…Dude, where’s your COVID Pussy…I guess everywhere since you are all COVID pussies….man up man…man man”….

I am the NEVER LET THIS END IT IS SO PEACEFUL. I am loving the never leaving the house. The no stores, the no noise. The idiots faking the social distancing despite being ontop of each other. Whether the virus is a lie or real or not…the best of this crisis is behind us and that’s too bad. If only I was the CEO of the world….If Only..

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