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2020

06

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Hate on Quarantine Now motherfuckers…it is the best….

Plus all the sluts are surfacing to the internet. Launching their fan accounts you should NEVER pay for. I repeat NEVER sign up to a girl’s fan platform. EVER!

FREE NUDES MAN…FREE FUCKING NUDES!!

It’s like these girls spend a decade devaluing their nudes, trying to get the followers, for fucking 10 years, saying “Free the Nip” and saying “INSTAGRAM PLEASE DON’T DELETE ME, I DO SO MUCH VOLUME ON YOUR SITE FOR YOU FOR FREE”…let the brand deals support them through advertising…so that you the voyeur, the audience can get the free nudes…but now that brands pull back spending….they all jump shit and go from “influencer” to “pornstar” real quick.

But the issue is YOU my friend, the men who sign up and think it’s cool to pay these sluts a monthly fee to support their nudes…

Grow a fucking pair, and give the girls who give the free nudes, not the money grubbers trying to get your hard earned money not because you are you and they like you, but because you are one of their targets to manipulate out of money.

Don’t buy into that hype, that trend, that bullshit….these girls don’t care about you, they care about money and it’s fucking disgusting as their low hanging fruit nudes….

Crackheads Still Be Smoking Crack Though

Here are some stepLINKS…

FLorida Sherrif is a Swinger!
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Happy 30th Birthday Hannah Jeter
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Olivia Munn in Leggigns
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Dora Madison Burge Naked and Pregnant
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Joel Michael Singer Assaulting People – Getting Owned
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CJ Franco Car Wash
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Check Out Eva Longoria’s House
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Camila Cabello Nipple Pasties
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Dua Lipa’s Hot Pizza Shoot
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West Virginia Gymnast Stars Porn Account.
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Live Action Show Finale is in Animation Cuz of COVID
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Laetitia Casta’s Nipple!
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Vanessa Hudgens Hot in Red Baywatch Swimsuit
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Paulina Gretzky Bikini Cinco De Mayo
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Bees Kill Hornets
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Oksana Chucha Topless Disco Ball
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Lindsay Vonn’s Bikini Car WASh
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Sports Illustrated Posted a Hot Barbara Palvin Bikini Shoot
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Woman with the Hole in her Mask
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2300 Yard Shot
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Boobs and Books
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Ariel Winter’s Redhead Photoshoot
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Huge Dubai Fire
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BTS of 8 Horror Movies
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Rebe Danon Naked Model
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Adele is Skinnier and Better
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Texas Father and Son Killing Neighbors
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Woman Wants Refund when Burger King On fire
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Babe Topless in Nature
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Lily Aldridge for Ralph Lauren
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Coffin Dance on Piano
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Diseny is Letting Taika Waiti Direct New Star Wars In Hopes It is Good.
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Covid Meme…
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Jordyn Jones in a Tight Tank Top
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Giulia Biagioli Nude Shoot in an Aquarium Room…
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The Dab Rig You Need in Lockdown
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Megan Fox Terriying Without a Mask – So the Pap’s Recognize Her – Bitch Needs a Mask – and Not Just the Face Injections She’s Gone Too Hard On..
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Ashley Greene in a Tube Top Dress
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JoJo in a Magazine
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Barbara Palvin Lingerie
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Aubrey Plaza in Jeans…
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Jenifer Garner in a Mask
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Phoebe Price Light Sabre
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Kaia Gerber in Magazine
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Dakota Fanning Hard Nip Braless
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Lucy Hale in Leggings..
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Alexina Graham Lingerie Shoot
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Lots of High End Porn!
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Pussy Puppet Show!
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Making it Fit
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Reddit Amateur
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Princess Leia Flash!
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Falling Out Tits…
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Big Boobs on a Boat
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Open Your Mouth Challenge
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Big Natural Titty Flash…
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Blonde Strips….
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Swimsuits Gallery…
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Messy Dildo
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Dildo Rider
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A Bunch of Butts….
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Big Booty…
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Puffy Nips
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16 People Having Shitty Day
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Milf Tits!
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Woah Snapchat Porn
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2020

06

May

Peyton List Giving her Cunt a Tan of the Day

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I hope she’s got some SPF on that thing, because otherwise she’s got to watch out for the CUNT AGING….during a time we are avoiding Contagions…

I don’t know where I am going with that, a homeless guy I just yelled at to social distance from me as his crackhead ass got alarmingly close in this era we are to fear each other…said I am not “CONTAGIOUS” but I DO LOVE CUNT.

So I’m ripping him off for you….realizing he’s a better comedy writer than I’ll ever be because I don’t really know how to write…or be funny..but I can post pics of celebs I have heard of but don’t remember because I don’t care enough to remember…like Peyton List…in a bikini airing out her cunt for her fans. I don’t know why, probably a “Mid yoga handstand look how fit I am next to my pool while you can’t afford a pool cuz you’re not Peyton List”….but I just call it a bullshit excuse to post a pic of her ass she wants you to see.

It’s not a TECHNIQUE situation here, it’s a LOOK at my bikini….one leg up…in some creative sex position you learn on a porn set to get the deep dick shot right…or maybe she’s just pissing like a dog..either way…you can probably jerk off to it…so while I go find more homeless people to write my site for me…you can jerk off to it.

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2020

06

May

Nadia Rusu Naked of the Day

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Nadia Rusu is some Ukrainian…and if you’re on the nude models who aren’t famous kick, you know the ones who star in these instagram photoshoots and either become instagram models, or only fans girls, once they build their audience from their nude shoots….you will know that the Eastern European girls are the best.

I figure it’s because they make more money than Doctors or Dentists in their own countries, all for getting naked for americans, what a Joke….Houses, designer clothing, can be bought by just skating on the ice that is sex work, because when you’re naked and monetizing your naked, it’s sex work…whether you want to admit it or not…

You can follow her great tits on INSTAGRAM, I didn’t bother scouring it, because this shoot had all I needed for now, but I am sure there will be more of Nadia, the mail order bride, not MALE ORDER bride, you wish you could afford, but the internet allows them to not be as fucking desperate.

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2020

06

May

Christina Hendricks Cleavage of the Day

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Hey Virgins! This one’s for you….

I call you Virgins assuming you’ve had sex at least once, meaning you’re not officially a virgin, you just are a virgin in mindset, the virgin state of mind.

You know, the kind of guy who gets obsessed with a set of tits that you saw on Mad Men and that you couldn’t get over….even know all these years after that show has been off the air…you sit there waiting for the fat slob that is Christina Hendricks, the size of a girl you’d expect to have tits that big, to show some tit, any tit…as long as it is HER tit.

So here’s the most elementary school level of cleavage to give you a boner in this era of throat fucking butt plug wearing gangbang porn..

Just a sliver is enough for you….because you’re a virgin, not in body but in soul….

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2020

06

May

Caitlin Stasey Got her Titties Out of the Day

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I once wrote:

Caitlin Stasey is some Australian on some show called Neighbors, that has been on TV for 50 years or more, that has created Kylie Minogue and other idiots possibly including Margot ROBBIE, Fat Amy, Nicole Kidman, Naomi Watts, Melissa Joan Hart and whoever the fuck else is from AUSTRALIA polluting our lives in NORTH AMERICA, like the THIEVING pieces of shit they were bred to be….Australians…

This one, along with her trashy accent, her constant willingness to flash her tits on her feed for attention, has gone out there (INSERT RANDOM SLUTTY EXHIBITIONIST ACT HERE) because SHE IS AUSTRALIAN…and Australian women are the right level of trashy, willing to get drunk and fuck and this one I guess is trying to make a name for herself – with her (INSERT BODY PART HERE) – I am a fan.

Still a fan, just don’t know who the fuck she is, but titties on Instagram are always fun…fun.

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2020

06

May

Carolyn Murphy Weird Animal Shoot of the Day

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Carolyn Murphy was one of the original models to have a sex tape leaked. This is going WAY back Machine.

So clearly she’s a lot of fun….and I am just saying that because she was involved in a Sex Tape that is available all over the internet…despite her having a team of lawyers run after anyone who posts it….cuz the internet always wins when it comes to this kind of thing…

I posted it long ago in THIS POST…so clearly I am not a relevant site because even I didn’t remember it was there…what an epic post though…I’ve done so much the last 15 years I don’t even remember any of it.

Either way, I don’t know why I found this shoot amazing, hilarious, maybe the animals, maybe the model, its a good time..and we need that.

Posted in:Carolyn Murphy|SFW

2020

06

May

Noah Cyrus Titty Pop of the Day

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Noah Cyrus still trying to break free from the name that she’s riding…while still failing at it…but you gotta encourage the ugly troll sister who doesn’t realize she’s the ugly troll sister to keep on going with this direction….while not giving her any mainstream coverage so that she learns that we don’t care to hear her sing, or her rendition of being a Cyrus…we want to see her like the other average looking girls on reddit…film herself getting deep dicked as she promotes her fan membership account that will likely do ok from all the Miley association….even though anyone paying for those membership sites is a fucking idiot…the world is filled with idiots….so there is money there.

What I am saying is that Noah Cyrus is not great as a popstar, a celebrity, a celebrity sister…but we’d all watch her fuck, we’ve jerked off to worse.

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2020

06

May

Inka Williams Topless of the Day

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Inka Williams Topless of the Day

In 2017, Vogue said and I quote “Inka Williams is Basically the Gigi Hadid of Bali”…basically…

I don’t really know what that means? A vapid rich girl with a really offensively deep voice who got knocked up by a fag in One Direction now that Simon Cowell is done raping them for all their youthful song and dance money?

Maybe they mean she’s a muppet faced rich kid with a narcissistic and perverted sugar baby fucking dad who basically bought her credibility in the modeling world…by paying brands to think she was an it girl…when hanging with the kardashian jenners?

Maybe they mean she’s got an overrated, broken down face injected monster of a sister on the same troll, who turned being ugly into being the look everyone wants….

I don’t see it, maybe it’s there nice way to say chick on instagram with hot pics on instagram now working as a model because she’s actually hot…which is pretty much the opposite of a HADID…VOGUE…what bullshitters.

Inka Williams is great, no matter what she is wrongfully identified as. I am a fan.

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2020

06

May

Sarah Hyland in a Bra and Mask of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is not letting the COVID get her down, despite being a candidate for being one of the DEATH from COVID patients the hospitals are being paid to diagnose, she’s still out there living in her child sized mask because she’s got a genetic disease like Benjamin Button where she looks 80 years old or 4 yers old, both terrifying….

She is leaving a medical office, where she got a blood test to check in on that Kidney Failure, I guess when you have kidney disease that requires two transplants, you can’t not get your levels checked if you want to live and I guess she wants to live..to spend some of the sitcom money on her homosexual boyfriend’s sex change…and to wear bra tops in public cuz clothing is for losers…

I guess they don’t have Air Conditioning at the Doctor, you know it’s sports bra approved…and I guess laying on the bed or sitting on the chair for the consultation bare skinned in the Global Pandemic is the way to do it…or maybe that’s what the sweatshirt is for…the one she’s not wearing cuz the paparazzi are there and she wants to give them the goods.

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2020

06

May

Hump Day Booty of the Day

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One of my Pete Peeves, which is Pet’s brother…is when people say “Happy Monday” or “Happy Friday” like get the fuck out of here with your implications that today is meant to be happy, or that any day is happy, unless it’s my fucking birthday, don’t wish me a happy day.

My other Pete Peeve is when people say “Happy Hump Day” or refer to Wednesday as a HUMP in the week, that we are about to get over as we go into tomorrow.

I don’t have a fucking job, the middle of the week means nothing to me, you basic fucks…keep that office banter to your fucking self.

So it’s only natural, I’d do a HUMP DAY Post…because I like how booty more than I hate Hump Day as a concept!