Flaming Hay
Fire Lights up Skyscraper
Woman Lifting Motorbike On Her Head
Storm Trooper Gets Arrested!
- SFW
- NSFW(18+)
2020
06
May
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
I assume the Cinco De Mayo hangover is a lot worse than previous Cinco De Mayo’s since most of you don’t have a job to go to today…meaning you can do what matters and drink it off all fucking day…
I am still confused why the Sombrero is internationally recognized and RACE-PROOF. Meaning if I wore a kimono or a rice picker hat, I’d be racist for appropriating…if I had a Turban or a Burka on, I’d be appropriating…but for SOME reason the Sobrero is like “let’s make filters on IG and SNAP of you in a Sombrero with a Ranchero Moustache”….in a Fuck Mexico….kind of way. White people.
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Red Bathing Suit Culturally Appropriating for Cinco
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Paulina Gretzky’s Hot Cinco de Mayo in a Bikini
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Youtube Keeps Deleting this Video – So You Should Probably Watch It…
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Giulia Biagioli is Topless in an Aquarium.
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Anja Rubik in a Fashion Shoot.
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Just a Wolverine Biting a Wolf on the Tail
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Eva Longoria Sells her Expensive Home
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Gracie Hans is Hot and Topless in Nature.
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The Music for the Coffin Dance – Play it At Home…
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Rebe Danon is a Naked Model
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Porn:
Messy Dildo
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2020
05
May
stepLINKS of the Day
It’s Cinco De Mayo….
So I expect all the white moms to be wearing sombreros, the Mexican black face, while eating some out of the box tacos, drinking one too many Margaritas on Zoom with their annoying mom friends…ending with her puking on her husband when trying to be “frisky”, dangerous and adventurous…letting loose, being wild after all this boredom from COVID has led her to porn groups on reddit of couples sharing sex pics….taking couple porn pics for reddit…it’s the thing to do before puking all over the place, waking up the kids and scarring them for the rest of their existence..
If you don’t have a wife ready to dabble in becoming porn producer..No bars, not restaurants are open, you gotta make your own fun…and the swinging of the COVID era, I am sure you can find some girls on a dating app who find the COVID risk factor a heightened stimulation in their panties….you know gay dudes had “getting aids” bareback fetishes back in the day…girls have getting pregnant fetishes today…or rape fetishes….or gangbang fetishes…or incest fetishes…so risking getting exposed to COVID for the cock…possible getting COVID from some asymptomatic cock….is the only thing at least one girl out there is into.
Find her….my Cinco De Mayo gift to you is…find the COVID fetish girl and cough on her like you’ve never coughed before…
Lindsay Vonn In a Bikini Washing the Car / Watering the Dogs
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Kelly Gale’s Nude Bikini
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Kylie Jenner Playing Quarantine Tennis with her Booty
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Bad Driver VS White Woman
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Big Bang Star has Baby During Covid Crisis
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Becky G – Nipples
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Jenna Dewan – Big Cleavage
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Yasmin Evans – POKIES
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Barbara Palvin’s SI Bikini Shoot
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Miley Cyrus Being a Weirdo
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Lebron is Cheating on Wife with IG Whore…
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Scott Disick in Rehab
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Johnny Depp Talks Fight with Amber Heard
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Some Slut Named Fay Sucide
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The NFL May Cancel Alcohol Sales at Games
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Chantel Jeffries Lingerie Snaps
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Noah Cyrus is Miley’s Twin who Went to Space
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Cubs Catcher Likes Tranny Pornstars!
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Guy Programmed Alexa to Play Imperial March
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Elon Musk and his Robot Baby
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Woman Demands REfund from Burger King that is On Fire
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Alexis Ren Semi Nude Shoot
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Elle Fanning – Making Faces
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Hot the Star Wars Blaster Sound Effect was Made
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1950s Hairstyle of the Day – The Elephant Trunk.
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Maria Demina’s a Very Hot Girl in Very Hot Nude Self Portraits
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Legendary NFL Coach Dead at 90!
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Bella Thorne’s COVID Themed Met Gala
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Julia Moreno Montes is Flashing You!
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Katherine McNamara’s Star Wars Day Tribute
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Cynda Mcelvana Post Apocalyptic Naked Hitchhiker!
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Madison Beer Sheer Tank Top Selfie!
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Package Thief That Threw Rocks
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The Dab Rig You Need in Lockdown
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Ariel Winter Massive Wedgie
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Sarah Hland in a SPorts Bra
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Megan Fox Grocery Shopping
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Kaia Gerber in Vogue
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Lucy Hale in Leggings
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Dakota Johnson in a White T-Shirt
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Barbara Palvin for Victoria’s Secret
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From stepSMUT!!
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Girl Fucks a Light Sabre…
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Girl Who Lost her Virginity to a Horse..
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Hot Naked Girl
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Titty Tug of War
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Puffy Nips
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Tina the Teacher is the Amateur of the Day
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Weirdest Amateur Sex Intro
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Leaked Nudes of a British Athlete – Terrifying
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Teacher Fantasy
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Madison Beer’s Staged, But Possibly Real Masturbation Video
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Cavewoman Workout
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Naked Surfers
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16 People Definitely having a Shitty Day!
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Stuck in an Ass
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Afro Cam Show with Oil
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Busty with a Soccer Ball
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Two Amateur Lesbians…
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2 Ways to Experiment with Body on QUarantine!
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2020
05
May
KorpseKitten is Your Quarantine Girlfriend of the Day
KORPSEKITTEN may not have the friendliest name, but she’s got a friendly everything else. I mean these are some of the best pics of seen of a half naked girl today. Which is why she’s your Quarantine Girlfriend.
She’s hip, she’s fun, she’s looking like some kind of Anime which I am sure is a fantasy…in fact, I know it’s a fantasy…shert and has fun with it, which makes it fun for us.
We like fun, Hi fun, especially on this Cinco De Mayo. Since most of us are in Quarantine and even if we’re not, what the hell else are you going to do tonight when getting drunk alone…or wishing you were alone. MY FREE CAMS ….that is what you are going to do…because girls like this babe are putting on live shows on the regular…1000s of girls at any given time bringing you nonstop live shows, for free…I don’t really think there’s much more than that to sell you on the idea of COVID turning many girls into Cam Girls, which are our kinds of girls.. CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE
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2020
05
May
Anais Gallagher Lingerie of the Day
Anais Gallagher….Anais sounds like Anus….which is always funny to me when I see a girl named Anais. I realize that it’s a popular French name, I live in French Canada, but that doesn’t make it any more normalized or fun to laugh at.
I hate being as simple minded as I am….when I see boobs and go “boobs” on some Homer Simpson level of retard, or when I see a name and think the obvious schoolyard dis that comes with that name…but when it comes to Anais…or ANUS we prefer to call her…because Anus is the wonderful flower in all of our pants…the gateway to a woman’s soul…and one that seems to be stretched out in photos for as many people as they can…it helps them get paying fans on their fan accounts despite being everyday girls who just get naked on the internet…
Anyway, Anus Gallagher and her French name that means Anus….is out here in lingerie like an instagram girl, because I guess ever girl is an instagram girl on the same instagram kick.
Only she’s better than other girls her age (she’s 20)< because she's the daughter of Noel Gallagher...who in case you weren't around in the 90s...was Oasis...
So baby, you're gonna be the one who saved me, wonderwall...you know the drill...you probably cried to those songs when dealing with your high school crush you were too shy to pull your dick out for in Math Class....assuming you were in High School in the 90s...which I do.
As it turns out, being Noah Gallagher's daughter, raised rich and by a famous music star, doesn't change her too much or make her feel too good to be an IG girl...because IG girls are all girls...and just due to the name she's already got 200k and a head start on this IG relevance shit.
Her caption to her lingerie pics was:
"Here I am once again caught looking 5’11 when I’m subsequently 5’3. Oh don’t you love camera trickery"
She also wrote something about "confidence, lewdness and overall demeanour"...
And it's official, I like her, new favorite celebrity kid check!
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2020
05
May
Christina Aguilera Cleavage of the Day
I am not a queer, but during the popstar wars of Y2k, I was team Christina Aguilera and not Team Britney, because Aguilera was dirtier, even her song was dirty…she was a tiny thing with big bolt on fake tits that looked like a broken girl destined for porn if she didn’t have that big voice.
It was less of a popstar war and more conversations while drunk at dive bars that played top 40, I just think teen girls and gay dudes alike probably sided with either one of the popstars, so if you removed the fact that it was more a WHO WOULD YOUR RATHER…than a who has better style, or songs….it becomes a bit more normal but admittedly still weird.
I made a bet with someone that I would fuck Aguilera in my lifetime, more of a joke than anything, so when the day it actually happened…and I was one inch inside her and not just the tip…I was actually surprised…mainly because the girl I was inside was not actually Christina Aguilera but a street whore with platinum hair like Christina Aguilera…but close enough.
I didn’t anticipate that Aguilera would be the one to eat her feelings or end up fat as shit, but she did, and at 40…still out here sloppy tits out…looking 40….I’m glad I never got up in her like I bet I would…not to mention, I am not dead yet, so it could still happen…just a long drawn own dream playing out later in life…which is better than not playing out at all….there’s always that hope…even if dreams change and I don’t even want this shit anymore….but we had our moment when I did and that’s what matters.
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2020
05
May
Titty Tuesday of the Day
It’s Titty Tuesday – so here are a bunch of amazing babes of instagram, I’d name that all but found them in random places and it’s not my job to give free promotions to random girls of instagram I don’t know….or to give you information you could use for further masturbation to the tits you like…because you don’t pay me for this shit…
You see, other sites have paywalls for a fucking reason motherfuckers…we NEED TO EAT you know…and I get no respect or appreciation or MONEY from you…despite giving you all this content daily….better than any site I’ve ever been to but I’m biased…
So fuck you…and celebrate these awesome tits on TITTY TUESDAY….I finally got the hashtag right…last week I did it as Watermelon Wednesday, two weeks ago it was TITTY THURSDAY…but Titty Tuesday is the one.
I am so current…so relevant…using trending hashtags like a boomer trying to be youthful that I am.
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2020
05
May
This is Appropriate for Instagram of the Day
So like how the politicians all say “we will not name the killer” in mass shootings, I will not name the instagram babe who produces wild content, because I do not want to drive attention her way, that she will in-turn get her account deleted and force her to stop producing the amazing content….so if you want to know who this is, you’re on your own.
Not that Instagram would delete her, Instagram owned by Facebook and Google are two of the biggest porno websites on the internet, they just pretend they aren’t.
So while sites like this that are not porn are being labeled porn because of the name, or because I link to porn that I find LOLZ, which is just unfair.
DrunkenStepfather has had at least 7 instagram accounts deleted and they weren’t even pornographic so I will not risk this girl as a sacrificial lamb to make my point that IG is porno.
I mean this girl is legit posting pics of her basically masturbating with a shower head like a middle aged mom before sex toys were socially accepted, or some girl discovering how to make herself orgasm, while telling the family she’s had a long day and needs a soak….the shower head is almost a cliche sex toy like the pool jet, or the hairbrush…so I know what this girl is doing, you know what this girl is doing, and Facebook Instagram and all their shareholders are cool with it…but then they delete all kinds of other shit.
Just don’t trust the evil corporations you give all your data to, that’s all I am saying, they are corrupt, twisted fucks….but at least we get to discover content like this on there. Thanks Zuckerberg for the good times…
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2020
05
May
Nina Dobrev Bikinis of the Day
Nina Dorbev is fed up of staying indoors, so she’s gone out to her backyard in a bikini to pretend she’s in CABO…because she’s doesn’t really understand struggle, which is funny, considering she’s from some Communist country and her parents were likely raised in those communist struggles, before moving her to Canada to steal our jobs, thanks to lax immigration laws….
Her real name is NIKOLINA, from Sofia (Richie) Bulgaria, but CANADA is where she got her start to be the vapid cunt who writes shit about the struggle of being kept indoors in her LA house….while people are out there dying and struggling to fucking eat…
I guess like all first generation immigrants, the parents try to make the kids assimilate as hard as they can forgetting the war torn Bulgaria they are from….
It’s pretty risky to post anything in these times, yet these cunts seem to be pretty good at being offensive…but luckily the bikinis make it all ok….
Nina Dobrev was also in Shorts? OK….
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2020
05
May
Frontline HealthCare Workers Being Inappropriate of the Day
I’ve been posting the nurse nudes uploaded to the internet since the COVID crisis happened. You know me, always on the cusp of breaking stories, with my journalistic integrity, keeping this site SO fucking relevant no one I’ve ever met in my life has ever heard of it.
This isn’t about me, this is about the sex workers who became nurses to continue their sex work for both the doctors they want to end up with and their fans on the internet with nurse fetishes…you know just loving the idea of being taken care of by a woman, since nurses are by default women….and the women who either do the nurse thing because it’s an easy job to get into and to get paid well doing…a solid back-up plan…or maybe they aim to please and thus are pleasing all of us with their SMUT….
We can all agree it’s a weird thing to do on the job, why aren’t they being fired for this? I mean they are supposed to be overworked and stressed and struggling and actual heroes saving lives…
It’s pretty funny that these people are being celebrated for being so overworked and struggling during the COVID crisis when really they are being whores….
That’s not to say that I hate that this is going on, I love when bitches get naked, I just find it fucking nuts.
I just hold a higher standard for healthcare workers, higher than sex workers, where they should be taking care of their patients…not Spreading their SLUG juice all over their patients…or spreading COVID up inside them.
The world is nuts.
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