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2020

04

May

Bar Refaeli Bikini of the Day

Here she is looking like some dude that just got back from deployment taking his first dating app selfie, which is only Ironic because she didn’t join the IDF despite every citizen being forced to join the IDF, it is mandatory but she got an exemption thanks to dating Leo DiCaprio which was the same excuse she used for not paying Israel taxes on her model money before she married some rich dude in Israel and had babies with him.

I just googled it and she actually got EXEMPT from the IDF, because she married a family friend, as it is not mandatory for married women above 18 to join the military. She was even quoted as saying that she doesn’t regret not joining the army, because she’s a celebrity and had other needs, like get the fuck out of her ego.

So she’s not that great of an Israeli citizen, but she fucked Leo DiCaprio which is status….and she’s not that hot…at least not anymore…she’s an old mom….but she’s still a whore so there’s that…you know you can take a whore out of the brothel, but she’ll always be a whore….no matter how old, weathered or manly her face gets.

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2020

04

May

Camila Cabello Fat Ass Paparazzi Walk of the Day

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I have seen people mistakenly call CUBAN refugee turned popstar Camila Cabello hot. So this is some fact checking to refute those statements.

I get that you’re a dude and you’ll fuck anything and you find anything hot, but we need to have some sort of benchmark or analytics to put a bitch up against to determine her hot quotient in an OBJECTIVE way…even if beauty is subjective…we can have some kind of standardized testing we all agree on where people who are turned on by a 3 still think it’s a 3 and not a 10 because they have a boner.

You know what I mean….I’ve been documenting fake news in the media for 15 years at least when it comes to these girls…because they want you to think they are hot, their label want you to think they are hot, and the media that suck up to the label and the celebs want you to think she is hot, when it’s all just media manipulation and lies…

So when she was in Danity Kane or some other bullshit Pussycat Doll kind of girl group before going off on her own…and people would be like ‘That bitch is fucking hot’….and I was like you can go to Cuba and find your own that is MUCH hotter for an affordable rate…because of Communism / Fidel Castro…Ya’ll need to stop thinking celebrity makes a bitch hotter than she is….and focus on actual hot chicks. Right.

I mean this is some fat quarantine with a trash face…explain to me what is hot in this other than “she’s got a pussy”. Thanks.

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2020

04

May

Elsa Hosk Lingerie Pelvic Floor Workout of the Day

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You know, when you’re an athlete like Elsa Hosk, straight from the un-quarantined fully open mean streets of Sweden, where she once played basketball…pelvic floor strength comes in handy…

Not only does it help her keep her piss in, but it also allows her to use her pussy like a tight gripping hand through magical pulsation motions that can blow your mind…and when it comes to impressing the old guard at Victoria’s Secret who were running a Human Trafficking ring with Epstein, or at least SEEMED to be running a Human Trafficking ring…in a “Why are all the girls from other countries”….those skills, or tricks, in your arsenal makes you stand out amongst the rest…all while not pissing yourself when you laugh.

Elsa Hosk is hot as fuck…and that’s all there is too it…so do those pelvic lifts bitch…

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2020

04

May

Vanessa and Stella Hudgens Pool Party of the Day

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I find it amazing that I only bothered to realize that Vanessa Hudgens was a Filipino a week ago

I’ve probably done 500 very important posts on Vanessa Hudgens in the history of this site and not once did I google her heritage, despite her darker skin, to learn about her mom being the family maid who got knocked up, unless it happened when her military dad was stationed in Manila as they are….see I didn’t google this STORY too hard…I just heard to mom speaking english and it reminded me of the woman who works the local sandwich shop.

That said, her and her sister a hot, her sister hotter, but that’s in part to do with not actually being famous, where the famous people are the fucking worst, and the people who benefit directly from the fame while feeling inadequate for not having the fame, make them more tolerable…not some singing dancing dark disney shit.

So seeing them together in bikinis…is pretty great.

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Posted in:Stella Hudgens|Vanessa Hudgens

2020

04

May

Mimi Elashiry has her Nip Out of the Day

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Mimi Elashiry is proof that you don’t need to be that hot to be an influencer with 1,000,000 followers. You can game the system whether by buying followers for 100 dollars per million followers, or you can game it in other ways by using proper hashtags, engaging with your audience, cross promoting with other not so hot girls…

Her tits are out…showing some nipple which makes her more interesting to me..but probably not to her Egyptian family. I used to get coffee from some Egyptian dude who moved here to go to film school and the guy was gayer than bicycle shorts….but he could not embrace his inner homosexual instincts for fear of his family back home finding out.

I guess the same doesn’t apply to this one, she’s probably 4th generation, cuz having your tits out like this would get a bitch stoned next to King Tut’s pyramid, as they do. We’ve progressed so much as a people.

So anyway, instagram models aren’t hotter than actual models but they are butter at gaming instagram….and the world embraces that, celebrates that, and pays them for that…so here it is.

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2020

04

May

Hilary Duff’s Leaky Pussy of the Day

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Hilary Duff is looking better than ever in terms of her body, but terrifying in terms of her face, it’s likely some sort of midlife crisis the mom of 2 with different dads because she’s not as wholesome as Disney wants her to be….at least in public…because behind the scenes everyone in the entertainment industry is some awful level of pervert who thinks he is above the law…

Anyway, she’s been getting fit since her baby, which has clearly made her look better than when she was thick and muscular…but she’s still thick and muscular and she’s out in some pink outfit and a mask…where you can’t see her actual pussy lips because she’s wearing some sort of pad.

The question is whether the pad is there to deal with some STDs that come from being and oversexed famous person in Hollywood…living the dream….or if she’s got weak pelvic floor from all the kids and pees herself like a menopausal…or is she just constantly horny, that it’s just GROOLING that PUSSY juice all day to the point she needs absorbent padding rather than get a wet spot.

SO MANY questions…

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2020

04

May

Sofia Richie’s Skinny Friend in a Bikini of the Day

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Sofia Richie was out on the beach with some girl who makes her look fat. I am not sure who the skinny friend in the bikini is, but she’s definitely making Sofia Richie look a little boxy. Not that Sofia Richie gives a fuck, they’ve got photoshop to fix that for her IG feed, and her IG feed is “LIFE” man.

The legitimate daughter of Lionel Richie, not the daughter Lionel found in the dumpster outside one of his shows, is killing it on social media relevance all thanks to fucking a Kardashian and being an offshoot secondary character on their show because that’s what is important in life.

She has an inheritance of a couple hundred million dollars assuming Lionel ever dies, she’s got all the access and resources in the world, yet she chooses to be the offshoot character from a Kardashian reality show.

I think that sums up what is wrong with this generation, but what isn’t wrong with any of them…is the bikini pics and the sluttiness…I mean these girls are all basically pornstars…and it’s socially accepted…weird times for them, but not weird times for us who get to stare at all their half nakedness.

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2020

04

May

Demi Lovato’s Weird Swimsuit Pics of the Day

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The most offensive thing that has happened since Demi Lovato’s overdose is that she didn’t die of said overdose…..

The second most offensive thing that has happened since Demi Lovato’s overdose is that she wasn’t cancelled. There was a huge media spin like she was Joe Biden where they decided to treat her as some sort of broken, mental health hero, who made a bad choice in doing shitty heroin….like it was a one time thing.

So instead of saying “hey drug addict, you’ve been sent to the island of celebs who fell off and that the industry doesn’t want”….she’s still here promoting to all of your kids..consistently…and why? There’s so much talent that aren’t drug addicts having overdoses out there who need the attention Lovato gets. It’s pretty unfair.

Then there’s the whole brand partnerships and deals and shit like that that should be cancelled, but that aren’t because they are doing this empowerment thing, and not just the fat empowering thing because she clearly eats, but also the “heroin” empowering thing…using her as the face of the opiate crisis and allowing her to MONETIZE off it.

Some real fucking bullshit…so seeing her pics in a bathing suit for attention just makes me hate her more than I already do..in part because she’s a tank and I don’t like fat empowerment…but mainly because she should be fucking cancelled.

I guess the internal struggle she is going through as an opiate addict will just keep on keeping on…and eventually she will be put out of her misery and all that bullshit coddled rich kid crying about her lack of a childhood and exploitation as a child star that gave her this life…will end up dying of an overdose eventually, all opiate addicts do, so why bother struggling through that…

I don’t know why she feels the need to be a fat slutty bathing suit selfie producer…especially while looking like shit…but I guess it’s because she’s a girl and this is what they do.

Posted in:Demi Lovato

2020

04

May

Kate Beckinsale Trying to Stay Young Via her Pussy of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale loves to fuck the youth out of young dudes to appease her ridiculous sex drive or at least to get their cum inside her….for all the hormones they have….because she’s consistently fucking a different dude under the age of 25…

I’ve heard stories that a 45 year old woman has the sex drive of a 20 year old dude, because they start to get all those male hormones at 45 thanks to menopause…which is not that hot as a concept…the transgendering of women over 45 by nature…but when they look like Kate Beckinsale, you’d be fine with a little moustache or facial hair…to have her rock the fuck out of your dick….just bouncing off of it with all her years of experience…because she’s fit….and doesn’t look 45.

I don’t know if I envy the 22 year olds fucking some old slag, it’s a fetish, but if you’re popular enough to fuck Kate Beckinsale’s mom pussy, I am sure you can find hotter and younger pussy….that fucks just as good because they were raised on porn.

I mean this dude is supposed to be some trending famous person who doesn’t need to be fucking Kate Beckinsale, he is probably into it cuz she’s a mom….it’s part of the allure.

Or maybe as he pretends to be PUNK in his Operation IVY shirt like it was the mid 90s….who’s even still printing Operation Ivy T-Shirts and is Tim Armstrong getting paid on it….But who can’t be PUNK when he’s carrying his EREWHON…the trendy and expensive health store of LA for the stars..

I mean maybe that’s why he’s into Kate Beckinsale…I did a quick google and he has a song with Blink 182…now he’s in an Op Ivy shirt…it’s like he’s truing to relive 1997….back when Kate was in her 20s….so they may have a lot in common and she tries to steal his youth through her cunt.

Either way, hot mom fetish….

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Posted in:Kate Beckinsale

2020

04

May

January Jones Fat Single Mom Tits in a Skimpy Bikini of the Day

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I don’t give a fuck about 45 year old actresses who clearly sucked dick to be actresses, or the tits they floated in on….but I know that January Jones has a loyal fanbase of perverts who like her 45 year old tits and all the ways they sag thanks to being sloppy as shit….

So this skimpy bikini top where you can basically see full tit, thanks to that mom nipple that’s been turned into a baby feeding spout…for a baby that has no dad or that has no public dad because I am sure January Jones has at least a top 4-5 possible dudes who came in her the month the kid was conceived, and at least one of them has paid her off to keep her mouth shut….which is probably how they got in this mess in the first place..if only she opened that damn mouth…dude would have a less permanent place to fucking bust his load.

As much as I want to hate on these big mom tits in a bikini, I can’t help but appreciate the big mom tits in a bikini, not because they are good tits, but because they are tits, and this is the only kind of content January Jones should be putting out there.

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