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2020

09

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!

I mean it isn’t the worst thing to throw some disease at society and then rebuild with the survivors. Not that this disease is that deadly. I just find it funny that half the population is hiding in their bunkers in Hazmat suits, excited that they get to use their bunkers they’ve spent all their savings on the last 10 years, while the other half is basically calling it all fake news and licking door handles….capitalizing on the stock market crash and cheaper travel.

Who is going to win? The survivalists or the people who don’t buy into fear mongering, that could very well be the media downplaying the actual consequence of the disease so that there is NO mass panic, save the panic for the germaphobes….

I’ve been chilling in isolation for the last 15 years….but enjoy seeing the world collapse….what I don’t enjoy is not being able to order chinese food, you know cuz of the bat feces soups or whatever.

Here are some stepLINKS to start the day!

Keira Knightley Is Done With Nude Scenes…So She Says…
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Ellen Creeping On a Hot German Girl in Some Slutty FUcking Outfit
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Horrible Driver Runs Over Spectator
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AManda Bynes Ends her Engagement
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Sofia Richie Slutty Housework Photoshoot
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Lambo Burn Out
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Jim Baker Ordered to Stop Selling Fake Corona Virus Cure
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Elsa Hosk Hot Fashion Shoot – You Can See Her Nips
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Lady Who Thinks She’s Above the Law – Gets Arrested
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Giant Snake Crosses the Road
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Inka Williams LOOKS Hot on the Beach
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BOOTY SMELLS GOOD THOUGH
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2020

06

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I like the people defending the Corona Virus’ honor by saying that it’s not so bad, Obesity and the flu are worse. Obviously there are worse things in the world…but viruses being spread is pretty gross!

I’ve been living life is self quarantine for the last 15-20 years. Some call it agoraphobia, I call it prepping for Corona Virus 2020.

Not that I have agoraphobia, but people seem to dislike people who live life as a hermit, when really it avoids so many head aches.

I will never understand these people running around doing things…going to gyms, events, interacting with each other and fully emersing themselves in their filth….for fun? seems crazy.

Here are some stepLINKS from Lockdown..

Inka Williams is HOT.
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Sofia Richie Looking Hot in a Photoshoot
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Vogue Italia Calls Bella Hadid “A Natural”
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How She Look On Instagram vs How She Looks in Real Life
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Emilie Payet – Hot Topless Model of the Day
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Dua Lipa’s Aerobic Tape
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Tarantino’s Dream Party for W Magaizne
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Elsa Hosk Looking Amazing in Magazine
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Getting a 2 Dollar Haircut in Belize
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Taylor Swift Buys Respect…
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Elon Musk is the Father of the GRIMEBABY
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RatCow Pretends to be Hot
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Natasha Poly See THrough
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This Math Error on the new is CRAZY
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Noah Cyrus Semi Naked in a Photoshoot
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Road Rage in LA
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R. Kelly’s Case is Nutty
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Marie Teissonniere Hot Topless SHoot
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Marie Teissonniere Hottest Instagram Pics
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Check out the Booty on This Instagrammer
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Drag Queen from RuPaul Show Catfished Aspiring Actors into Sending Him Audtion Tapes – Hilarious
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If You Can’t See Germs then they aren’t REal
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Be Careful Crossing the Tracks
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Brad Cooper Playing Barry Gibb in Bee Gees Biopic
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Police Brutality
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Kate Ri – Hot Topless Model
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Tight Rope Over Raging Volcano
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Sasha Grey on Being Recognized in Public
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Flat Earther Yelling at Kids
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Vanessa Hudgens – Thirsty THursday
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Sniffing Booty!
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Camila Cabello Short Skirt…
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Sabrina Carpenter Legs
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Angela Sarafyan Hot Dress
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Thandi Newton Looking Good
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Dua Lipa Showing some Leg
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Evan Rachel Wood in a Black Dress
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Phoebe Tonkin Very Busty
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Michelle Keegan Tube Top
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Sydney Sweeney is Hot for FENTY Lingerie
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This is a Weird Fetish
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Oiled Up Nude Girl
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Slutty Secretaries!
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Sick Bitch Eats a Live Chicken
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33 Inch Dildo Suck
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17 People Having a Shitty Day
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Hot Girl in Blue Tank Top Masturbating
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Amazing Reddit Amateur
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Big Boobs- Yellow Bikini
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2020

06

Mar

Sydney Sweeney is Savage by Fenty Ambassador of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney who you may know from Euphoria, the show about teens being bad, covering all the issues of today, from being tranny to being on opiates, to being a slut with big tits played by Sydney Sweeney.

It’s actually a solid show and not just because we see Sydney Sweeney’s tits…but in large part due to her tits..which I like for their size and not because they are playing a teen girl, you sick fucks HBO giving teen tit fantasies to all the HBO subscribers. That should be illegal. Would it have been such a big deal to put the kids in college instead? You know her tit’s actual legal age.

Anyway, the 22 got famous because of this show, her team has been working towards this, and now she’s a lingerie model for Rihanna’s lingerie company…and it’s great, what’s not to like….no complaints here.

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2020

06

Mar

Kaia Gerber Nipple for Fashion of the Day

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I am the first person to celebrate the nipple. I am from an old school internet where obviously we had access to porno, but no tits ever made it into the mainstream media. Unless it was fashion magazines or fashion shoots or scenes in a movie or the occassional HBO show…tits were just kept off the sites.

So I came in saying “fuck I like nudity and hate hypocrisy of the mainstream perverts” and said fuck it and posted any nudes I found that weren’t porno, but were from pop culture….I get labeled a porn site, I get no advertisers, I keep the site up because I have nothing else to do….then EVERY site including Facebook decide “tits are cool, let’s all post tits”….so being this leader, revolutionary of the titty movement, I have some resentment that I am still considered a porn site, while Kaia Gerber and these girls and EVERY other site are posting the tits.

So as Kaia, the now 18 year old with her full tit out, as she follows her mom’s model instructions in being a whore for fashion, because her mom thinks it’s a respectable job, a good place for kids to be, fun and full of luxury travel, despite being a rich kid who could be doing ANYTHING else, but the ego won’t let her, the ego needs her to have hype, media attention and followers….and I’m sure she’s loving it, girls like attention, but it all seems so dumb to me.

I’d be off grid at one of the family mansions in one of the beautiful settings of their family mansions chilling. Maybe I’d pretend to be doing something important like writing a book, without writing the book, so mom and dad keep the money coming in…but I sure as hell wouldn’t be out there getting CORONA VIRUS with my tits out.

Not that I’m against her nips….they are nips…Cindy Crawford nips that have at one point brushed against Cindy Crawford’s cunt….

I just think her career is silly, egotistical, even disgusting. You had one model in the family, leave at that GERBER.

Not to mention the last name GERBER…

Sounds like some green ship my dick coughed up after a night with a street whore…

GERBER…

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2020

06

Mar

Dua Lipa Nipple of the Day

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Dua Lipa is another one of these instagram girls who has made a career in the mainstream because of her social media. She’s really fucking relevant because of that reason, I guess the labels were like “she has followers, we can build off that”, even though 80 percent of her followers were creepy dudes on Youtube using their burner accounts to watch young girls do song and dance before TikTok created that whole thing for them. I mean they must be freaking out at this point in TikTok’s life….so many teen dancing half naked…they almost don’t even need their youtube anymore and lucky for DUA and Madison Beer, the mainstream trying to deal with Social Media hype have already poached them.

I don’t give a fuck about DUA Lipa or her shit music, but people like this pop fluff..shit music..that seems like it is computer generated music as it probably is….I just like when girls have their tits out, or when they are in leotards…because sluts in the mainstream make for sluts everywhere….and soon the world will have to embrace nudity and maybe just maybe I’ll secure a branded ad deal from a mainstream company without them saying “you’re a porn site”…since this shit AINT porn, but they don’t know the difference, despite probably having an OnlyFans of their own, and spread asshole pics on their phone ready to be sent out…

That’s the hypocrisy in all this…Dua Lipa, young popstar walks through life with her tits out….sells records, has brand deals, is an it girl, is empowered……Jesus Martinez, blogger, puts pic from INSTAGRAM – LITERALLY FROM INSTAGRAM….gets told “oh…your site’s porno”….from girl who works for advertising agency who has been having gangbangs since she was 18, sends nudes to strangers, and masturbates 10 times a fucking day….and who listens to DUA LIPA music and who has the same outfit is like …. “sorry can’t give you money, you’re porn”….

Idiots.

Heres a clip from her new workout video

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2020

06

Mar

Noah Cyrus Nipple Pasties and Mesh Dress of the Day

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I find Noah Cyrus the ugly sister. I don’t think she’s got anything attractive about her. Just a shitty face, a shitty body, shitty edginess, while we all know she grew up in the shadow of Hannah Montana, while sitting on her pile of ACHY BREAKY money. Being “hard’ or tormented is just not very believable…however…it’s an angle, I guess…and the rumor is that she’s actually the more talented sister who has the freedom in her creative direction to not have to live up to any Miley Cyrus’ Disney preconceived notions, because Miley, even with her wild behavior is a fucking puppet….

While Noah, has the freedom to be Miley’s sister who does her own thing, however she chooses, because she knows she’ll never be Miley, but Miley’s her greatest marketing hook.

She’s been pushing hard, so hard she’s in a mesh dress with her tits out, being racy, a lesson from Miley Cyrus’ Disney Team behind her rebrand…I normally hate on her, but I actually like the less famous, successful sisters. I find them more appealing than the mainstream puppets being “hard” despite being mainstream puppets…it’s like “You were a Disney Kid bro, get out of here with your tormented artist act”…while this one, the second tier Cyrus for sure dealt with torment, sure it was bratty torment cuz she in her sister’s shadow, but still torment….and that leads to a bit more soul….

So I’m not hating her, but I still don’t think she’s hot.

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2020

06

Mar

Josie Canseco Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Josie Canseco brought her tits out to Madison Beer’s 21st birthday party last night, because going to each other’s events and hanging out with each other, is like real life SHARE FOR SHARE and all can benefit of being in a real life POD of “influencers” or relevant people, to help share their followers, grow their acccounts and MONETIZE…oh to be young in a world where everything is about followers and monetization, never quite letting loose because you’re too busy trying to produce content with your tits out…just peaceful existence in the moment outside of the hell that is social media is just something they’ll never know. Sucks to be them.

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2020

06

Mar

Julianne Hough Pussy Print of the Day

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Julianne Hough is in a one piece bathing suit and like many one piece bathing suits, you can see her pussy getting hugged by the fabric…her torso too long for the small bikini, just the way she likes it, because if she squirms enough and the right way she can reach orgasm…like a gentle pressure being applied to her clit.

As an ex-mormon, victim of sexual assault who I guess had to have sex with her dance partner brother for their sect of the Mormon Church, sexual dysfunction comes with the territory, even when on her Rumspringa after leaving the church.

There is a whole group on REDDIT called EX MORMONs or about EX MORMONS, because ultimately these people are fucked up, sexually repressed, or oppressed and once out of the church left to navigate their genitals, and what better way than to do that with pussy selfies for reddit….

Point being, Julianne Hough is a slutty dancer girl, who has been fucked up the ass by Ryan Seacrest. Prove me wrong.

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2020

06

Mar

Katja Herbers See Through of the Day

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Katja Herbers is at the Westworld Premiere with her tits, that may or may not be a simulation, who can really tell anymore, since we are so dialed into our computers, it’s impossible to differentiate real and fake, which I guess is what Westworld is about, because I’ve watched both seasons on a binge and liked it, but that’s probably because I connect to the Wild West. Lawless, every man for themselves, simple time of drinking and whores.

This 39 year old who looks 55, is not one of the whores, but rather Ed Harris’ daughter, but who fucking knows there are too many timelines in that show that I don’t really understand what’s happening in it, but there are nude scenes and that always makes it all ok.

Anyway, Katja Herbers, never too old to teach us who you are via TITTIES! This is how all things should be taught!

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2020

06

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Titties on her Body of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is not showing her tits yet, at least not officially, she is showing off some weird, possibly conceptualized during some mental breakdown, as all these people are unstable, especially after being dumped, because it’s to celebrate “Femininity” or some other bullshit that you’d expect some broken hearted girl dealing with her break up to come up with in a “Boys are shit” kind of vibe. Silly but still tits…drawing of tits are still tits!!

Hudgens, at least since the break up has starved herself, leaned up, produced sluttier content for attention, and is on this revenge kick that’s fun to watch unfold. I love all mental breakdowns that involve slutty girls being slutty to get back at a dude. It happens always, is almost text book, maybe just human nature to be like “you don’t like me anymore, you’re fucking new girls now, ok, I’m on this”….and this is her on it….

Keep that empowered feminism coming!

Here she is showing off the Tattoo