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Dua Lipa Simulates Bouncing on Cock on Stage of the Day

Ozempic Katy Perry Still Gross of the Day

Sydney Sweeney Riding a Paddle Board Erotica of the Day

Dora Madison Burge Nipples of the Day

Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day

2020

Mar

Jourdan Dunn Nip Slip of the Day

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Jourdan Dunn has a nipple and it is very brown, which would make sense since the rest of her is also brown, but how funny would it be if her nipple was pink, or what we call a “Ghost Nipple”…the barely visible type, that almost have a shimmer or shine to them…

Like this:

Or This:

Or This

It just seems like a dark nipple on dark skin is so basic….and I guess that would be called nipple shaming, or racism, not that I am saying brown nipples are bad, but this is barely a nipple slip and if there’s going to be a barely nipple slip, it might as well be something I’ve never seen before…like a pasty ass white nipple on a black girl.

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2020

Mar

Christina Aguilera Demented Tits of the Day

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My only Christina Aguilera story is that I sided with her during the Britney and X-Tina wars, I just thought her petite body would outlast Britney’s clearly genetically predisposed to get fat body.

I even made a bet with a friend that in my lifetime, I would have sex with Christina Aguilera, it was more of a joke than anything, I didn’t actually believe it, but then one day it happened…and we had two kids and lived happily ever after in her mansion….where I continued the blog as a pervert in a basement apartment with a fat wife, because I did have a fat wife, it just happened that fat wife was X-tina….and the basement apartment was lounging by the pool..

Yes…this is me…

Obviously, that is not how thing panned out, but I didn’t think their careers would continue for as long as they have, 20 years later. Her singing always annoyed me…but the day she got fake tits for her tiny frame….I was like “all down hill from here…..I didn’t think that X-tina would eat her feelings, or fill her void from the trauma of being raised without a dad, after officially making it and securing herself. I did think she’d end up broke and working as a stripper somewhere, that you could hire her out for private parties, hence the whole making a bet that I would have sex with her….

Well, she’s still got the fake tits and they’ are doing some weirdness…and when it comes to tits…they can do whatever the hell they want, I’ll still stare.

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2020

Mar

Charlotte Gainsbourg Broken Foot Fetish of the Day

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After the hype that Britney Spears and her BREAKING OF HER FOOT has got, all the other relatively irrelevant acts have decided to follow that pop star, mainstream trend setter’s lead, to “CAST THE FUCK UP” to cash in on the broken foot fetishists out there.

Charlotte Gainsbourg is the hipster icon, the daughter of French lounge singer Serge Gainsbourg and Jane Birkin, who the BIRKIN BAG was named after….at 48….which is basically Britney’s age…that osteoporosis so hot right now that BOTOX, FITNESS, and VANITY exists….just imagine what the old pussy pretending to be young can do….everything but get pregnant…yay.

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2020

Mar

Dude Spits on Girl’s Ass Goes to Jail and Other Videos of the Day

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Drunk Off Duty Cop Vandalizes Elevator

Circus Fail

Trying to Take Down a Giant with CORONA VIRUS

Ain’t No Party Like a Looting Party

ER Actress Getting Fatally Shot

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2020

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am not letting the Corona Virus get in the way of my rub and tugs at the asian massage parlour.

I will not give into the media hype to crash the stock market on Friday, in efforts for rich people to buy up all the stocks at a low only for them to sky rocket again….

I will not wait in line at Costco amongst all the CORONAVIRUS that hasn’t been detected to get mass supplies to power me through the CORONAVIRUS scare…while dying of Corona Virus I got at Costco getting my supplies to power through the CORONAVIRUS scare….

It’s times like these that being a hermit works out nicely for me….not that I fear virus, I’ve accepted humans are disgusting piles of disease the first time I got throat yeast infection from a seemingly nice and wholesome girl I met at a bar who “doesn’t do that kind of thing”, but my “charm” was too hard to resist because it made her so tired she could barely walk…you know romance….but the joke was on me with every time I tried to swallow for a week until I ate a tube of Monistat.

I will however judge fat women on social media pretending to be fighting for body positivity, fighting against body shaming because it allows them to be fat and lazy and complaining…like all girls do.

Some morning links, don’t mind if I do…

Ford f150 with Reaper Wheels
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Dashcam Footage Shows Bridge Collapse
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Madonna Fell
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Landslide of the Day
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Mindy Kaling’s 10 Million Dollar Home
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Rammstein’s Euro Tour
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Kylie Jenner’s Slutty SHoot
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Some Chick in a Bikini Shoot
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Dumb Cop jokes
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2020

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Check out the tits on that nurse, fingers cross that she’s assigned to me when this virus kicks our asses, I’ll help her with her social media strategy and building up that snapchat…..unless she dies of the Corona Virus.

My biggest regret this weekend was that I didn’t go into the safety mask business, some DrunkenStepfather Pussy-Face Face Masks….an idea I’ve had for a while…but never executed…but if I did, 67 million people would be rockin’ my pussy-face face masks, a nation of vaginas covering your mouths the way nature intended all while avoiding every Chinese person they see, which is racist, cuz you should also avoid Iranians and Italians…Mama Mia…

As every event gets cancelled, from Spring Break to the Olympics….my fingers are crossed for the Coachella cancellation notice I’m expecting as the virus spreads into the summer….I mean all the sad festival losers will bring me great joy.

SPRING BREAK FOREVER – EXCEPT THIS YEAR – CUZ IT IS CANCELLED….

The biggest problem with Corona Virus is not that 38 percent of Americans think it has to do with Corona Beer according to a MEME I read and accept as actual news….because it’s the internet and that’s where news is created….

The biggest problem with the Corona Virus s that there are people who have a fetish for spreading their germs…so whether it’s the pervert who smears his cum on products at the drug store….or if it’s someone who rubs his asshole juices on McDonald’s touch screens / ATMs, or someone who spits on elevator buttons or railings….they are out there.

We are all fucked, but not in an up the ass way, in a “I’ll sacrifice for the reset of society, I’m willing to take that for society as a whole”….these manufactured, anti-biotic resistence, transmittable through bodily fluid diseases are always a good time. Just ask Tom Hanks in Philidelphia, I think that shit got him an Oscar….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Rihanna is Hot in this Lingerie Campaign
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SZA Hot Cleavage and Vintage Cars for Calvin Klein
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Britney Spears has Found Photoshop
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Tiffani Thiessan to Join New Saved By the Bell
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J.Lo Hurt by Oscar Snub – Get Out Of HEre J.Lo
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Kate Upton – Big Social Media Boobs
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Elle Fanning Braless
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Francia James – Aggressive Cameltoe
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Ashley Nocera is Some Shit
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Car VS Parked Car
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50 Caliber Rated Body Armour
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James Franco Calls #metoo allegations tabloid fodder
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Model Covered in Hair Nude Shoot
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Kylie Jenner’s Rat Tail in a Bikini
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Public Enemy Performs for Bernie
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Crazy Jeep Fail…
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Police Departments are Corrupt
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The World’s Most Expensive Hotel Room
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The LAPD is in Trouble Over the Kobe Investigation
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High at the Gas Station
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Lennon Gergen’s Hot Vintage Vibes
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Sofia Richie 1/4 of a Bikini
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Life in Beijing During Corona Virus Outbreak
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The Oprah Falling Video
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Carla Guetta’s Hot Ass in Panties in Miami
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Dua Lipa Looking Hot
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Scariest Face Out There
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Truck Driver Becomes Local Hero
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Paraglider Crash Landing
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BOBBLE BOOTY – THE BEST THING EVER – Seriously
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Rainey QUalley Skinny in a Slutty Top – Tainted by Pete Davidson Cock
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Sarah Hyland Sports Bra
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Sarah Bolger in a Tight Dress
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Christine Ko in a Slutty Dress
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Bella Hadid Monster
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Jessica Biel Looking Like a Mom
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Tilly Keeper Legs
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Christina Milian Street Walking
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Kylie Jenner’s Silly Photoshoot
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Christine McGuinness in Spandex
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Miley Cyrus – Terrifying Face
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Pia Mia in Fuck Me Boots
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Dakota Johnson Legs
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Just a Girl Lathering up in the Bath
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A Whole Lot of Booty
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Just Japanese Things
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Girl Washing in a Puddle
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Just a Girl and her Big Tits
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Squirting School
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Cam Girl Showing How her Vagina Works
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How Strippers Learn to COunt
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Just an Amateur Sex Tape
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Tragic Turn of Events
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18 People Having a Shitty Day
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Perks of Being the Boss
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Kental Mondays
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Naked on the Harp
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Ass Jiggle in the Shower
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Athletic Fister
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Just Two Sluts Working Out
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Boobs and a Rose
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Big Boobed Wife in the Shower
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2020

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio Booty on the Balcony of the Day

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I don’t think Alessandra Ambrosio is that great. Even when she was at her prime she was the least exciting of the Brazilians. I just always found her pretty normal looking. That’s not to say her fit promo model for the evil underwear brand involved in a lot of weird backend deals with perverts like Epstein body wasn’t worth looking at, it’s just to say it wasn’t that exciting or hype…so at 40…she’s not going to change that for me. If I didn’t care for her at 20, I’m not going to care about her at 40…it’s just basic logic / math / science / whatever.

ANYWAY…..she’s on the balcony somewhere and you can see her ass in a robe, probably an ass that has had work done because her tits have had work done and at 40 she still models and there are scientific procedures to preserve what she had…but I guess it could be “genetics”, diet, fitness….whatever the technique…it still smells like old moth ball pussy…

Who cares what I have to say about any of this….

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2020

Mar

Stella Hudgens in a Bikini of the Day

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The big news is that Vanessa Hudgens is at her hottest now that she’s been dumped by her boyfriend, who like many dudes on some opportunistic kick, lock in that girl who can launch them on some K-Fed shit, only to fuck off once they are launched and able to score other hotter and more important pussy….only to leave the girl broken and confused because she’s a celebrity and thus an ego, from her High School Musical throne…all rejected, lost and not happy with how things turned out seeing as she always gets what she wants…so she hits the REVENGE button and gets slutty because really Vanessa Hudgens hasn’t made nearly enough noise…and has so much to offer despite the occassional nude leak….

How about her sister though?

One more…

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2020

Mar

Ashley Benson Big Titty Armpit Fetish of the Day

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When I was in my 20s, I lived with a dude who was an interesting character. From licking a hooker after eating KFC, only for the hooker to say “what’s that smell” at one of our hooker parties, to fucking a homeless girl on her period without a condom, to going to a gay bar after being dumped to see if that was his true calling because women hated him and caused him pain to finding him in MDMA pits getting massaged by men at raves we’d go to together, to being into girls who wear boys super hero underwear..to the police being called because of whatever porn he was watching and the legless neighbor with a drug problem thinking a girl was being violated….good times…but one of the consistent things he’d talk about was fucking armpits. Whether it was with girls I’d bring around, or just casual conversations, he’d just try to get girls to let him fuck their armpits…so this one’s for you bud….

Ashley Benson, the Cara Delevigne Lesbian…with her armpit, that lives next to her fat lesbian tit, ready to be fucked…all shaved and begging for cock like all woman armpits do…if you’re an armpit fetishist too.

Here she is at fashion week about 40 pounds lighter because she’s not eating so much semen anymore, or MAYBE it is because of her hanging with a model gf who starves her, or maybe drugs.

Here she is in what could be a see through granny doily dress…

Big day for Benson – Comeback tour…

Posted in:Ashley Benson|SFW

2020

Mar

Egle Ellerman’s Nude Shoot of the Day

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I don’t know who EGLE ELLERMAN is, but she seems to be some kind of weirdo “artist” on her INSTAGRAM …

I am a basic fucking pervert, so I have grown accustomed to many annoying things that come between me and the nudes, but as long as their nudes, the weird things don’t annoy me.

For example, this whole “I am an artist” thing doesn’t interest me, I think art is a scam and anyone can pretend to be high concept, pretentious, or that what they are doing is something important, unique or beauitful, but it’s all bullshit egotistical shit that they can sit around and have “debates” about or conversations about…but it’s all just noise that gets in the way of the nudes…but AT LEAST the nudes are still the key to the equation…

I’ve been putting things I jerk off to on mute since I started jerking off…so that’s why I do here….because no matter how you dice it…this is a vagina being a vagina in a photo…and that is the CORE of what matters….whether you take an art school stance and investigate the socio-economic commentary made through the poses, or talk about the “Pillow face” imprints of the sheets against her body as it compares to the the struggle of womanhood or whatever it is people who over analyze shit instead of taking it for what it is do…I see bush…and I like bush.

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