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2020

04

Mar

This Week in On/Off of the Day

Due to the success of our last On/Off compilation series of regular girls feeling compelled to post nude pics of themselves, cropped next to pics of their clothed selves, in a “the world is filled with perverts” because sex is what keeps our society alive and all this porno being produced has tapped into the core of who we are, giving us the empowered feeling to be exhibitionists, controlling their own narrative, or their own future, as they try to recruit subscribers to their primo snapchats….whatever feminist agenda you need to make yourself get naked on the internet works for me cuz girl you still naked and I’m staring.

I am all for girls having no filter, or ability to not be nude, I love that they feel liberated to do this, and I figure the more content hot everyday girls produce, the less power and control the celebs have, all while I get to see ALL you bitches naked cuz it’s a trend. A great trend.

Big fan over here.

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2020

04

Mar

Busty Serbian Singer Belly Dances and Other Videos of the Day

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Just a Trashy Landslide

Just an Idiot

Dude Torching a Statue

Wuhan Handshake

Woman Hides Shopping Cart Under her Breasts

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2020

04

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Not dead of the corona virus yet, but I am appreciating the mass panic from some people contrasted by the mass “who gives a shit” by other people. There’s the survivalists stocking up on everything for their bunker, looking forward to catching up on their stories, when the world goes into lockdown…and then there’s the motherfuckers going to the grocery store licking door handles, and saying “corona virus, just another scare tactic”…..I am one of the apathetic because I guess I don’t embrace life and figure we all gotta die….but not apathetic in a “its’ not going to take us out, this is fake news” kind of apathetic….

Who will win the war…the scared planners…or the fearless…or the who give a fuck we’re all gonna die anyways…

Stay tuned for the results over the next month.

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How Carrie Underwood Dealt with Tornado
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Eva Amurri Big Tits Doesnt’ Want her Husband to See Pussy
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Hilary Duff Wants Lizzie to go to Hulu
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Get Paid to watch the Office
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Bieber Scares Beckham
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Dumb Woman Driver!
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Kobe Bryant Memorial Auction
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How Does Society Deal with Women Abusers According to this
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Sarah Michelle Gellar Legs
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2020

03

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am not a germaphobe,

I think everyone is disgusting, but I’ll still stick my tongue in an asshole….and I am not really scared of Viruses…seeing as I survived the AIDS crisis with a Tranny Fetish…I don’t actually have a tranny fetish, I was just trying to make a point that the women I fucked in the 90s were basically trannies….well used and mentally fucked…

I am not scared of mass disease, but I remember when I was a teenager I read some book, maybe even Outbreak, and for a solid decade I was convinced I had Ebola. One day, a friend of mine told me Ebola was found in the bananas and I developed a neurotic self inflicting rash…created a FUCKING symptom of the virus…with my fucking mind…but then I got over it, and never flinched to any outbreak since. Not Ebola, Sars, Bird Flu, the Flu…so Corona just sounds like a day on the beach to me…but I am starting to wonder if this is the disease the ropes me back into my fear of disease neurosis I had for decade….I guess only time will tell..but for now…I’d still eat the ass of any of the massage parlour girls…without a DENTAL DAM…if you know what I mean…just tongue on bat soup after it’s been digested…daring.

I figure I have bigger things to fear than flu like symptoms…like cancer (pancreatic specifically), heart, stroke, diabetes amputations, aneurisms…there’s just so much brewing in us how do we even LIVE and ENJOY living….knowing we are all going to die…because we all know we are going to die, it’s a waste of time dwelling on it….it gets in the way of living or some shit…so think of that when you stick your dick in whatever you stick your dick into unprotected…AIDS was a death sentence…but it is NO MORE…take on the same attitude AIDS has….be inspired by aids and choose living.

I haven’t quite figured out where I’m going with this, but it’s a work in progress.

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Sarah Michelle Gellar Legs in a Tub
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Noah Cyrus is a Masked Girl on Girl Kisser…
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Kanye West’s 6 Year Old Loser
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Zoe Kravitz Hot and Topless in a Magazine
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Cops Release Body Cam Footage of ER Actress Shooting
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Dylan Farrow Still Convinced Woody Raped Her…
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Amel Rachedi Braless in a Totally Sheer Blue Dress
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Alice Eve – Big Cleavage
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Toyota Turned into a Camper Van
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Natasha Poly Hot in a Skimpy Dress
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Frida Aasen is Hot on Vacation
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Gabrielle Anise is a Wild Pair of Pants
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Mindy Kaling Beach House
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The AOL Voice Actor You All Used to Consider Your Only Friend.
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Carrie Underwood in Women’s Health
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2012 Nude of Rat Cow Re-Circulating
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Drunk Peeing Girls Get HOSED
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Viral Fart.
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Twerking for a Chimp
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Georgia Harrison – Hot Reality Show Bikini Girl
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Some Model Named Viktoria Bust in the Shower
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Woman Driver
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Dude Misses his Jump – BAD
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BOBBLE BOOTY – THE BEST THING EVER – Seriously
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Eiza Gonzalez Legs in Leggins
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Sophie Turner in her Giant’s Outfit
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Sara Sampaio in some Hilary CLinton Looking Pant Suit
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I don’t know who Cailee Spaeny is But Nice Outfit
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Christine Ko – Ass in Pants
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Alison Pill Scary
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Madison beer – Oversized Sweatsuit
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Heidi Klum Street Walker
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Christina Aguilera – Big in Concert
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Kendall Jenner in Bike Shorts
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Rita Ora On it…
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Maisie Williams is a FUcking Monster
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Shailene Woodley Cleavage
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Olivia Culpo at the Beverly Hills Dog Show with a PUG…
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Teen Can’t Keep Pussy Dry…
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2020

03

Mar

Kendall Jenner Skinny in Bike Shorts of the Day

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If you’re interested in the ass that Bruce Jenner’s Vagina Made when it Came inside the Kardashian mom, well here it is in bike shorts, looking skinny, and idiotic.

This trash that we can’t really blame for being a Jenner / Kardashian pile of shit, and who we should semi support for attempting to be a legit fashion model, despite clearly being an average looking girl who had a dream of being a fashion model, and the resources to buy herself into being a fashion model, because the family converts sales for brands, and if they use one of them like she’s a legit model, they can get her and her family to post the brand to support their sister’s dream.

SHe is the equivalent of a rich kid going to a recording studio to record an album. The album isn’t good, The music videos aren’t good. The overall experience a joke to everyone but the girl with a dream not even aware of how lame she fucking is….only for “fashion”.

There is nothing hot about any of the Kardashians….they are a stain on society no matter how much money they wake but her dad has a pussy and that is ALWAYS comedic.

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More importantly….she’s doing bikini pics that have been photoshopped and she looks much better…keep the photoshop alive!

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2020

03

Mar

Jordyn Jones in a White Bikini of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is a singer and dancer built off of perversion. She had a Youtube channel when she was young and it went viral because she was pretty inappropriate on it. Meaning she had parents who allowed their child to creatively express herself on the fucking internet, the hub of EVERY SINGLE HUMAN’S worst possible behavior, where perfectly respectable people in the community turn to the weirdest shit to jerk off to, probably the last place you’d want your kid posting anything….but it led to 6 million followers that she monetizes and can launch her music to, so I guess it is worth it….

Keeping up with her legacy of being something creeps jack off to, she brought a bikini photoshoot for her IG, and this is what it looked like.

Not officially a sex worker, but under the right context, all these bitches are sex workers…making money off their sex and I’m watching cuz why not.

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2020

03

Mar

Eliza Vida and her White Cowboy Boot Booty of the Day

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I have a feeling that this ELIZA VIDA is not actually a cowboy, but you cowboy fetishists out there may like to pretend that she is, so look at those boots motherfucker and pretend she’s a shit kickin’ inbred redneck like you….

I mean maybe horseback riding is the reason her ass and legs look so sturdy, but now that vintage cowboy is in style thanks to that Old Town Road song, making my Boot Barn prices sky rocket, it’s probably just a fashion statement….It taps into memories of my first porno VHS, which seems so cliche but brought so many great memories that paved the way for lifetime commitment to masturbation, Thanks Debbie Does Dallas and the slutty cheerleaders who wore similar boots for the good times…I’d hate to see what they all look like now.

Either way, no idea who Eliza Vida and her White Cowboy Boots are….but her name sounds like a porn name…and that ties into the theme I’ve created for this shoot I had nothing to do with.

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2020

03

Mar

Camille Rowe has her Titties Out Still of the Day

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Camille Rowe has been a nude for fashion model for a long fucking time, at least 10 years of nudity. I know that is not a big deal now that EVERY single woman gets nude, but there was a time when they didn’t and when we relied on girls like Camille Rowe who convinced the fashion industry she wasn’t a sex worker or cam girl or instagram THOT on THIRSTY THURSDAY trying to get some CLOUT…..not that the fashion industry turns their back on any of those things now, but they used to.

So Camille Rowe, the lovely nude fashion model…who is probably only really lovely because she is willing to get nude for fashion model shoots…I guess since shit is better than working a real job…and if you’re gonna do it…you might as well go all the way with it…cuz there’s nothing worse than a model…who gets paid to look good…who has a no-nudity clause in her fucking contract…it used to happen…I thinK Megan Fox had one….and is still getting nude (kinda, the titty shot is kinda horror movie vibe tits, harder to jerk off to unless you’re a psychopath rapist and you probably are) is the test of how much you want success…your endurance…your ability…your talent…and how much you should earn….now that people know you exist cuz you got nude 10 years ago.

Either way, nice to see she hasn’t quit yet.

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2020

03

Mar

Maria Demina and her Awesome Selfies of the Day

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Her name is MARIA DEMINA and she’s some kind of instagram photographer or model or both…I mean it doesn’t require all that much talent to be either…especially when you look like Maria Demina…because I’m not capable of running a social media account, I hate the concept of investing time and content and effort into Zuckerberg’s platform that made him billions, even if it’s a way to get audience and discovered, I pretty much prefer to remain obsolete and irrelevant, but I am also old…and these younger folk have a dream to never work conventional lives, to travel doing shoots that don’t matter, all while subsidized by “hip” brands and rich dudes…because they are hot. I get it, working a normal job is for fucking losers, when you can just do this. Plus, the whole generation is all about nudity, sex work, and everything my generation looked down upon…allowing the shine shine of hot chicks who would have been bank tellers or whatever hot chicks did for work….I guess they always were just housewives to rich guys….to really shine.

I mean…on all fours butt shots just for the hell of it…not so subtle, sure, but seems so fucking great to me…and it is happening.

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2020

03

Mar

Dora Madison Burge Nude of the Day

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Dora Madison Burge may be an insignificant actress, but like all actresses she loves herself enough to want to be on camera, to want to be celebrated by fans, to want to be on a podium accepting awards for her contributions to the world via her performances. It’s a level of narcissism that comes with thinking you are good enough to get into a highly competitive industry based on your looks. Vain as shit….and like most vain people, the vanity doesn’t end with getting cast on shows, or appearing on camera, or getting heavy pay checks…it permeates all aspects of their lives…including but not limited to their sex lives…they get off on themselves, and they often times want you to get off to them, to help them get off to themselves, not that they really need that…

There is no doubt in my mind that all actresses, or at least a VERY high percentage of actresses are only actresses because they love themselves, they think they are great, they think they are hot, and that others love them too.

The kind of people who masturbate in front of the mirror…

We just don’t get a taste of that, because the industry was designed as a business, and the business likes to keep a wall between you and the talent, a wall that social media is breaking, but agents everywhere for the longest time, fought to keep their talent premium and not gutter sex workers they have more in common with than the image they portray being in Hollywood.

Basically, Dora Madison Burge is doing what they all do, and that’s getting off to themselves, only she lets you get off to her too, because no agents are blocking her from clicking the “POST” button on her social media / porn site.

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