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2020

18

Feb

Iris Law See Through of the Day

Iris Law is the most important celebrity rich kid you need to know…because I am pretty sure she’s the hottest out there.

I mean we could line all these trying to make a name for themselves because they are rich and have the resources to basically do nothing all day but barely work on how to produce social media selfies that get them noticed…even though they are already getting noticed because of that whole “Celebrity Relative Check”….that happens when your parents are famous. People are automatically interested….and the famous relative check doesn’t even need to be that the parents are celebs…it can be distant fucking uncles and people will think you’re better than the average and you PROBABLY are. Groupie fucks are everywhere.

I know it’s probably tough being Jude Law’s hot daughter…..you know….but it helps in whatever direction she goes because he’s Jude Law

Well…it’s not tough wanting to fuck Jude Law’s duaghter…whether she’s Jude Law’s daughter or not…because she’s hot…and if she wasn’t Jude Law’s daughter we’d probably never be able to differentiate her from all the other girls out there doing the same thing with their nips…we need that stamp of celeb approval to know she exists…so should out to Jude Law’s sperm, the ones that weren’t washed off by Sienna Miller…..but instead basted into this one’s mom.

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2020

18

Feb

Lottie Moss Topless in a Lace Thong of the Day

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Lottie Moss is Kate Moss’ sister, making the family proud by using the name to produce low level influencer style content because I guess she didn’t have the look or the size to be an actual model….the truth is I always joke around about how she’s never actually met Kate Moss since they are half siblings, maybe at a family funeral or some shit, so that riding off Kate’s name that is rightfully her name too, is just a convenient angle…

I also like to assume that Kate Moss being the legendary model that she is, is this fancy and classy woman of luxury who fucks Johnny Depp like she was Amber Heard before Amber Heard was even born, but that bitch is probably trash too….and what’s wrong with trash…without trashy girls getting naked would LIFE be worth living….obviously not….

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2020

18

Feb

Dora Madison Burge Sexualizing Herself of the Day

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Dora Madison Burge gets it.

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2020

18

Feb

Noah Cyrus Booty of the Day

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Noah Cyrus produced one of those Valentine’s you send to the kid you don’t like in elementary school because now that everything is inclusive, and everyone gets a participation price, you have no choice but to send every single classmate a Valentine, since that is EXACTLY how real life works, which I am sure does great things for these kids when they grow up, there’s not way it makes them annoying entitled cunts who think they deserve everything because they “exist”….

You know, the passive aggressive, fuck you valentine that is photoshopped so hard you can’t quite make out how she looks like the inbred retard sister of Miley they kept in the basement for daddy to breed with….you know backwoods shit….she’s a fucking troll and fat ass or not…this is probably not what it actually looks like. EVERYTHING IS A LIE.

That’s all I got on that.

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Posted in:noah cyrus|SFW

2020

18

Feb

Ashley Greene Boudoir Shoot of the Day

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Ashley Greene isn’t that hot, but she was the not that hot girl in in the Twilight movies and got pretty famous. She even had sex with a Jonas brother while they pretended to not have sex…they wore purity rings guys….so you know it was real and not just DISNEY marketing those dudes as wholesome…she was Florida Trash before being famous, so I can tell you a few things about how you become famous when you’re florida trash, but maybe Weinstein’s better suited for that lesson.

That said, she’s old, tired and married now, and here she is in a nude boudoir shoot shot by her husband for Valentine’s Day.

Which is exactly why it’s all over the internet, you know, because it was just a girl trying to have a sexy moment for her husband.

You know to shoot these pics together before having sex because both were all worked up like an IG photographer and some slut with a Patreon, which is really what Ashley Greene was better suited to be…..only Ashley Greene won’t call rape on him when she finds God….and keep these pics as a sacred memento for each other to reference when they are older…..only instead of that bitch said “let’s get some attention so people remember me” and released them to the internet….THIRSTY….

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2020

18

Feb

Inbar Lavi Lesbian Kiss of the Day

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More Inbar…

Who the fuck in Inbar?

I know I like to be in bars and that you probably want to be InInBar….but that’s all I’ve got on her.

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2020

18

Feb

Instagram Influencer Fail is the Viral Joke of the Day

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I am not falling for it…but the above video is obviously a joke making fun of influencers…or girls in general with their “Victoria’s Secret” school of modelling poses in everyday life….and it is going VIRAL…but the idiot who put it out, or the girl flashing her ass for her comedy doesn’t have her name on anything I’ve seen…so she’s getting lost in her own viral joke…tragic….that is probably the worst thing for an influencer in training who hits a viral joke making fun of being an influencer…because they want to be an influencer. How can life be this cruel.

It’s not that good of a joke but jokes don’t need to be good, they need to be relatable for the retard population to buy into it.

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2020

18

Feb

Marta Gromova Bringing the Food and Nudity of the Day

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In the spirit of Food and Nudity, here are some more foodie pics to follow up on last weeks post…

I haven’t been posting these random instagram nude models for a while, they are the first to send you legal takedown notices and I was basically protesting the whole thing.

In a lot of ways, I like the pre-famous girl using nude shoots to build an audience, like so many girls are doing…it is ENDLESS content stream of nudes and as someone who thinks all girls on social media are whores looking for attention or dick…or how to manipulate the right dick…I am all about it…but then they don’t give that gratitude back when you call them out on them doing nude shoots to get noticed because they don’t have any real talent and aren’t that compelling so they go bottom of the barrel….a place I know all too well.

They are out here working at getting perverts to send them money for panties, feet pics, snap chat subscriptions, anything to not get a job or skillset due to laziness….and some of them are making 50k a month doing it. It’s nuts.

I love that they say “fuck celebs” because celebs really don’t matter now and for the most part they aren’t even that hot, while these real girls are far hotter and more accessible…but they can’t handle the hate…the criticism…the negative feedback that I think is positive feedback…they are babies…and always come back crying….plus half the girls who don’t make it turn to god and try getting their archive of nude shoots that I guess they play off as a “phase” off the internet…it’s just a weird time….not a bad time.

SO…I’m all about IG nude model who has adult braces posing with food…I am just not interested in hearing from her people because they think I am implying she’s a slut for getting naked….because it’s feminism and empowerment…which I am all about…I mean…cuz I love nudity.

In the spirit of Food and Nudity, here are some more foodie pics to follow up on last weeks post..

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Posted in:Marta Gromova

2020

18

Feb

Jojo Slutty Selfie of the Day

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Jojo Gone Racy….with this implied nudity…strategic mirror selfie that I fucking hate.

If a girl you were trying to sext sent this to you….you’d be mad at the cocktease…it’s not cheeky or cute or funny…it’s straight up rude. The kind of move that would make you find out where she lived using your dating app geo-locator to teach her a lesson in ROMANCE….or maybe a block and delete cuz you know she’s just fucking mocking you and leading you on and not trying to be cute. I’m onto you bitch.

Since the cocktease is from a former child star who still exists because the damage from being a child star hasn’t made her kill herself like she was Demi Lovato…one that you may have been attracted to at some point in her career before she disappeared because you are weird….but that I never really fucked with or paid attention to because I just didn’t find her hot.

But all these years later, I am forced to ask myself important questions about Jojo like “has she always been this busty”…..you know life changing shit that I am sure google can answer for me, but I’d rather hear it from you.

Here she is in the gym.

Here she is….doing who fucking cares…

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2020

18

Feb

Kate Bock Sleazy Photoshoot of the Day

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Kate Bock is a Canadian girl from a rich as fuck part of Canada called West Vancouver, that is also known as the place where Shay Mitchell’s rich parents paid for her to become an actress.

In being a rich kid, like Kate Upton before her, it was very easy for her to follow her dreams and become a “model” who probably never made all that much money but enough to exist outside of Canada….traitor….

If you want to hear creepy – she was discovered 12 at a local swimming pool…..because the model industry is for predators who groom young girls with dreams of being jerked off to by many.

She’s 32 now, old as fuck, but for some reason finally tying to make a name for herself, doing that Publicity Tour in the form of a half nude shoot that has the nipples photoshopped out…UNLESS SHE DOESN’T have nipples….

They also say she modelled for Victoria’s Secret, owned by another creeper, maybe the guy who found her at the pool at 12…..but she’s best known as the unpaid Sports Illustrated swim from 2013-2019…6 years of bikini photoshoots to feel relevant…because people still think SI SWIM is relevant…for some press….and to get a fast track to athlete dick…since SI SWIM is basically the brothel for athletes….

Her boyfriend, as I expected…..an NBA player named Kevin Love….all this shit is so repetitive…same story, different aged pussy.