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2024

04

Apr

Kaylee McGregor is Sydney Sweeney’s Ride or Die in a Bikini of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is the single most popular celebrity of our time. Some old timer boomer fucks like you will call her mid, because of her average and dopey looks, but you’re just not up to speed with the look of the generation of autistic internet freaks and to them, she is hotness.

I’m more about her tits and the fact that she does or has done enough nude scenes to last a lifetime for people into jerking off to celebrity tits….and she did it in her prime, as a way to solidify herself in this rather than as an after thought when her insignificant career started to fade. The reason she is viral, making huge money, paying off her mom’s mortgage…is the tits because we’re perverts into tits and let that be a lesson to you all, that showing off your tits is good for your future development no matter what they say…

Anyway, she posted her homie named Kaylee McGregor who is an executive at Sweeney’s production company. They make movies.

Her homie has bikini pics on her instagram, so if she’s a friend of Sweeney’s with a set of tits that may not be as substantial as Sweeney’s but still worth looking at, then she’s a friend to us all…

Meet Kaylee…

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2024

04

Apr

Caylee Cowan’s Tits Hit the Red Carpet of the Day

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Fuck you Caylee Cowan and your Casey Affleck lovin’ tits….

Caylee Cowan and her team hired by her boyfriend are pretty fucking annoying…

When Caylee was a scenester chick in LA being passed around fromj rich guy to rich guy to pay her rent all while she tried to chase her dream of being a famous actress, she was using her tits in social media content and photoshoots to get noticed.

So naturally, as a titty blogger, I was posting her shameless titty content to help her put her name on the map. Like those rich guys paying her rent because of her tits, and those fans who started to follow her because of her tits, I was a part of her rise to Casey Affleck’s cock, which is where the tits landed.

Sure, an insignificant part of her landing on Affleck’s cock, but without titty blogs reposing the titty content, you have to wonder if she would have even existed…

Anyway, I got lawyer letters for weeks at a time demanding I take down all her titty content, which she didn’t even own the copyright on, but just happened to be in the content….which means they didn’t really have a case to actually sue me for nothing since I have nothing….but I don’t like that dark energy in my life and her tits sure as fuck aren’t hot enough to keep up on the site….

But it did make me deeply hate Caylee Cowan….So seeing her at an event thanks to being Casey Affleck’s fleshlight featuring tits inspired me to share my Caylee Cowan Truth and that’s that she’s trying to erase her whore-story / which is her history from when she was a whore and that shit is annoying…

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2024

04

Apr

Wonder Woman’s Wonder Bra of the Day

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I am sure we can collectively agree that we wish this was a lot more exciting…but Gal Gadot is abotu 45 years old and has a bunch of kids, so it’s about as exciting as you’d expect it to be if you didn’t have a boner for Wonder Woman going into this, but you do and you can’t help it because your only friends were the comic books you’d escape to because your childhood was sad…and she is the personification of that, at least the modern version of that, but I’m far more into Lynda Carter’s tits than this….

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2024

04

Apr

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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TITTY DROP….

I stopped doing these galleries which would appear to be out of extreme laziness, but the reality is that it’s out of not being rewarded for my hard work and efforts and only having so much time in a day to do this bullshit for ungrateful fucks like you.

So I stopped doing these galleries because they take effort and I don’t get paid for this shit, so I don’t really need to do them…but the POWER of the Titty Drop is compelling and since it didn’t become a professional sport yet, I figure I have to do my part to contribute to the success of the Titty Drop.

I need us all to keep on TITTY DROPPING, so that means watching the Titty Drop if you don’t have TITTY to drop or producing TITTY DROPS if you do.

Long live the TITTY DROP.

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2024

04

Apr

Alison Brie’s Showing Off her Legs of the Day

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Alison Brie, we are glad isn’t Brie Larson but they are named after the same cheese, just differently.

This one is married to one of the Franco Brother’s is on some promotional tour, so we can assume a new movie is out and she’s putting in her contractual obligations because when she’s not promoting bullshit, we don’t hear anything about the old weathered wife.

She is wearing a short skirt and power suit blazer, like woman trying to climb the corporate ladder in the 80s because they didn’t realize that being a trad wife was a better goal since working fucking sucks.

Her legs look long enough for you to want to climb up like a rope at your crotchfit gym because you are into that kind of thing in efforts to bury your face in her creamy baked brie…yes…I am calling her pussy a creamy baked brie….assuming she has a vagina, which you can’t really do in this demonic hollywood industry, but since we can’t see any balls, we’ll assume she’s got a vagina…but you can never be too sure of its authenticity even if she did have a vagina.

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2024

04

Apr

Tate McRae’s Titty Shot of the Day

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Tate McRae more like TITS McRae is some 20 year old Canadian who at 23 was the first Canadian Finalist on “So You Think You Can Dance”.

I’ve only heard of her in the last few days, since I’m very out of touch with the whereabouts of teen finalists from Canada on “So You Think You Can Dance” for obvious fucking reasons.

As it turns out, most people aren’t like me, and they helped McRae go viral in 2017 with some self produced songs that landed her a record deal that by 21 had her on the Forbes 30 under 30 list….which is a list that you can buy your placement on….but at the same time, I still never heard of her or her tits but it was during COVID and I was too busy drinking and streaming. nonsense…you know HUNKERING DOWN since we were all in it together…social distancing and meeting up with family members draped in shower curtains and other insanity because it was the dumbest viral troll to happen in ANY of our lifetimes.

Anyway, through it all she’s had big tits that I should have known more about her, but I’ll make up for it now…

The more important news is that she uses her big that aren’t that big but big enough tits as part of her marketing campaign, because if we can learn anything from all the famous big tits before her, the big tits really work….people fucking love them.

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2024

04

Apr

Phoebe Price Titty Dance for her Dying Mother of the Day

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Phoebe Price is celebrating her mom’s 92nd birthday, which means that Phoebe Price is probably pretty fucking old considering when most ladies have their last kid.

Phoebe Price is also one of the more interesting people out there, that the new generation hasn’t really embraced because they don’t know that she exists, but if they did, I am sure they’d fucking love her.

She is one of the original fame whore attention seekers trying to be famous for just being around the places celebrities would go, wearing insane outfits so that the paparazzi would capture her as a sideline story, which pretty much went viral.

The media would write about her, it would validate her existence, she’d keep on running with it, going bigger and bigger, only to realize that no one actually cared about her flimsy content and that all that media coverage didn’t really mean anything.

So she turned to social media, where she makes retarded dance videos amongst the millions making retarded dance videos, lost in the noise amongst all the fame whores getting attention from their homes, without having to dress up like a clown to get noticed by the paparazzi in hopes of getting published….they have it easy and Phoebe Price seems in good spirits for someone trying to keep the dream alive in the weirdest, most insane fucking way.

Dancing in her underwear, tits out, for her dying momma in what looks like a homeless shelter…is pretty extreme.

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2024

04

Apr

Gaby de Paula is the Instagram Of The Day

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If you’re not one of the 129k followers who lives and dies for Gaby de Paula, then you’re probably like me and have no idea who the fuck she is.

Well, lucky for you, I got all the “TEA”, which is internet for “Gossip” on Gaby….because I visited her instagram, I saw she’s a “Fitness Model” and that’s probabyl all I really need to know.

Her kind of Fitness Modelling is not quite doing the Jane Fonda aerobics of the past, but more wearing provocative clothing and pretty much fucking the fitness equipment so you know just how serious she is.

Works for me, I mean who would want to go to a gym where the girls in the gym aren’t jacking the shorts up their cunts to give you your monthly membership fees worth.

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

03

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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AIDS not being a death sentence is pretty annoying.

There was something to be said about fucking being marketed as deadly for a 20 year window, something that kids these days will never know or understand.

When risk is taken out of the equation, when it’s not a matter of life or death, things become far less exciting or meaningful.

Back when fucking a dirty whore raw because you were just too horny or drunk to care,, rolling that dice in the moment with a “fuck it” was really saying “fuck it” as you fucked it…that was special and those weeks of regret waiting to see if you’d get that call…hating yourself for not thinking it through…too scared to get tested made it all the more memorable and adventurous.

Sure you can still get herpes, but that’s not risking your life and putting it all on the line for a fuck SOLDIER….but herpes isn’t death, if anything it’s a new niche dating site where you can meet other people with herpes, or even a social media influencer hook where girls with herpes now publicly celebrate their herpes because it’s not something to be shameful off and that’s definitely not risking your life to bust a not….you soft fucks…

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Megan Fox Switches Up Her Look!
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2024

03

Apr

Sydney Sweeney Wears a White T-Shirt to Disney’s Water Ride of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is the most important celebrity to come out of celebrity land in a long fucking time and it’s all thanks to her big tits in sex scenes on a hit show that was ultimately pretty fucking depressing, but the tits were good and that’s enough to make stars.

She has made her way back to the mother ship, the CLONING station, the evil empire that controls the minds of these celebrity starlets, DisneyLand….as a tribute to WALT who may be in his underground space station running the fucking show….

She did what we all hope a girl with big tits would do when getting on the river rafting ride….and that’s wore a white shirt….

Unfortunately, despite being WHITE enough and even WET enough, the nipples we’ve befriended and celebrated her for weren’t visible….but she still cockteased us with the concept and sometimes that’s enough.

Unfortunately, as soon as she got off the ride, while we would have got off to her on the ride, the dopey faced mutant slipped into a sweater hiding the tits and reminding us that without her tits, she’s pretty average.

Here’s some more excitement from her VIP Disney experience.

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