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Camila Cabello’s Fat Cuban Ass in San Diego of the Day

Sienna Miller Topless in Europe of the Day

Elsa Hosk is Naked on the Beach of the Day

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Maria Doroshina is the Instagram Of The Day

2020

Feb

Sarah Hyland Tits in Bed of the Day

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Sarah Hyland posted these pics of her looking horny, like a sexter sexting all her fans because the feedback gives her orgasms. Exhibitionism. That’s how it works I guess.

She is a some sort of genetic freak. She looks like some kind of gremlin who was fed after midnight. She’s had two different Kidney Transplants, which means either 2 people missed out on Kidneys for this bitch, or people on her payroll are trying to keep her alive.

All while maintaining her performance on her sitcom that you know she is overpaid on and that you know is likely her last paying job and not just because she’s going to be dead from her disease…but because not many productions need some sick underdeveloped freak.

She is playing a pregnant girl on this season of her show, which is probably something she can’t do in real life because of all her diseases, but that doesn’t mean she won’t try…because one thing I’ve seen from her social media that I really don’t follow but that I see highlights from is that she seems pretty fucking horny all the time…like that weird nerd who just masturabtes all day…like why are there panties around her neck….and it looks like their may be herpes sores…if you can look anywher ebut the tits she’s putting out there.

She’s a weird creature but it ads diversity to your jerking off. You know sometimes it is ok to jack off to some human-like lizard creature..

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2020

Feb

Jutta Leerdam Sexy Speedskater of the Day

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Jutta Leerdam is the slutty athletic chick of the day…because if you’re like me…and I am sure you aren’t…sports are fucking lame unless they are women’s sport that we can try to sexualize. So I’ve watched and jerked off to tennis, figure skating…never gymnastics even though it’d be the obvious one…but all those hormonally deficient girls are like asexual, genderless, creepy hybrid flipping machines…not my vibe…..and really Speedskating, with their MASSIVE legs, despite the spandex outfit has also not really been one of my go to female sports…if anything they terrified me…but that was then, this is now, where muscular thighs and a thick ass are a fetish….far better than the fat chicks out there and this Jutta Leerdam fucking brings it….

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2020

Feb

Nicole Scherzinger Shaved Her Pussy for This of the Day

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That is if Nicole Scherzinger even has a pussy, because I’m convinced she’s a transsexual and so are the rest of you. It’s not Nicole Scherzinger’s fault we think that, it’s just her face is so hard that it’s easy to confuse her for a man dressed like a woman, and it would make sense that she made it as a tranny before tranny was popular…because like Gisele for Victoria’s Secret and the meth strippers I used to get lap dances from….she’d never get her period to get in the way of WORK….and as long as she tucked proper…no one would know except the weird rich guys she’s dated, but like I said in my Khloe Kardashian post, rich guys are the guys I’ve met that are into trannies…

She’s in her 40s, dressed slutty and ya’ll can imaging giving her that reach around as you massage her prostate….it’s less queer cuz she’s got tits.

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2020

Feb

Khloe Kardashian Cameltoe To Prove She’s a Woman of the Day

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Khloe Kardashian, who hasn’t had a sex tape like her sister. She hasn’t done nude shoots like her sisters. Even though she’s the daughter of OJ, who looks like a monster, who you’d assume was a trans like her stepDAD, with the fattest dick.

I am not buying this bringing herself to orgasm by pulling her pants up into her clit, I’ve seen those AMAZON panty inserts for cross-dressers to have some pussy definition.

Until I see the rich and famous athlete black dudes who fuck her actually fucking her like we should be seeing, since she’s the most disgusting of the disgusting family, that’d be where she was best positioned in my opinion, I’ll just assume they’d fuck her up her man pussy (asshole), because her pussy is just marketing hype and the reality is she’s a fucking tranny. Rich dudes love trannies.

It is pretty funny how she’s slowly built herself into looking like a bootleg sex doll misshap let of the floor in a Chinese sex doll factory, all ridden with CORONA VIRUS…it is a better look that her original monster looking self…but still pretty fucking gross.

The only other proof we have that she has a vagina is this photoshopped photo

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2020

Feb

Lindsey Vonn Booty of the Day

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Lindsey Vonn is one of those “once you go black” girls. It makes sense because with her athleticism and high testosterone from her muscle mass, she’d want athletic dudes with big dicks to destroy her. I mean her ass and legs are some THICKNESS that white dudes just can’t handle. She’s a pervert. From Tiger Woods to her trainer to her Fiance the black Canadian Hockey Player…this girl knows BIG BLACK COCK….and she doesn’t even have a white dude on the couch jerking off and filming it….this is all done for herself…

So in keeping up her trend of fucking black guys, I guess the retired skier is trying to officially live that Hip Hop video life, by practicing her booty posing with baby wild cats. If you know anything about the legends of HIP HOP, and I don’t, but I assume, it is that they like all those fancy things in their mansions…from exotic cars, to exotic animals, and some white bread women to really feel like they made it….

That’s the story I made up…it wasn’t a good one….

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2020

Feb

Shanina Shaik Titty Model of the Day

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I am going to assume that I already posted these topless pics and bare ass pics of a nude Shanina Shaik.

Shanina Shaik has recently got divorced from her DJ boyfriend, that’s basically I’ll I’ve found out about her in my quest to find a joke about her getting nude in a photoshoot, because these Victoria’s Secret models like to pretend that they are holier than thou about the whole modelling thing, you know they sit there thinking that they’ve made it, they’re rich…celeb DJs like DJ Rukus want to marry them, they aren’t some low level bitch getting naked on her patreon, only to send me takedown notices for posting the pics, because I am cockblocking her Patreon by giving the goods she charges 10 dollars a month to 5000 idiots away for free…..

They are all the same, bitches getting naked to sustain…so this is Shanina Shaik…Victoria’s Secret model with her titties out like a stripper cuz that’s what she is….you just can’t throw dollar bills at them…they only like 100s….some snobby elitist shit you’d expect from a cunt who thinks she’s more than just a nude model. Never lose sight of what you are.

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2020

Feb

Margot Robbie With the Titty Tape of the Day

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Birds of Prey has a lot of hype because you virgin losers who great up on Comic Books instead of pussy get excited about these kinds of things. I guess it is premiering tonight.

You don’t care that each and every comic book movie is the fucking same, repetitive nonsense. You just like seeing it come to life. You like that it is always the same. You like that it is familiar escapism…that makes Hollywood billions of fucking dollars…thanks to CHINA (your overlords that own you and that dictate what you consume) financing this shit, or making it worth Hollywood’s effort to make these movies…cuz all they care about is money. But you know that complaint that whole ignoring actual good storytelling and good movies….it’s not just my opinion…..

You just care about your dumb comic characters that nerds like KEVIN SMITH were so into that he named his daughter after her and you are excited that Wolf of Wall Street’s breakout starlet thanks to being naked the whole time is going to be in Cosplay for 2 hours of shit….things you can jerk off to….despite her being a garbage fucking actor that is just on rotation cuz she sucked the right dick. She can’t even mask her AUSTRALIAN accent in any movie she’s in, and I”ve seen her fucking movies….because like you…I just wait to see if she gets naked….but she never gets naked…she did that once to get in, but now that she’s there she maintains looking like a 45 year old mom…that for some reason no one else sees as a 45 year old mom…

This is her on her promo tour….because when she’s not promoting her movies for her big pay days…she’s basically invisible where I like her.

Here she is on the media tour on the Ghraham Norton Show, at the BAFTA’s, and fixing her tits on Jimmy Fallon

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2020

Feb

Couple Quaantined in a Box and Other Videos of the Day

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Drunk ZOmbie

Snowy Spin Out

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2020

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I just heard some of the Johnny Depp / Amber Heard tapes, not that I care about celebrity gossip, but everyone is turning on the bitch. Finally.

Funny that I’ve always had Johnny Depp’s back.

I’ve always called Amber Heard a ghetto fucking snake.

I never believed that Johnny Depp did anything to her and that is was a full fucking set up because her even being with Johnny Depp was a fucking set up. I’ve hated that trash since she first showed up on the scene and claimed she was bi-sexual for attention before she found her real target….

Yet, I’ve been positioned as some misogynist woman hater when I just know women fucking lie…pathological…without any fucking remorse because all their care about is their fucking life/world/etc.

So as Johnny Depp was cancelled cuz some trash whore sold him out, and as she tried to take all his money, cuz some trash whore sold him out, the trash whore was seen as a hero….

I have known women to cry rape, cry sexual assault, cry “I was drugged” when they drank too much, cry “battered wife” all when that story suited their agenda. They believed their lies, sure…but that doesn’t make them any less fucking psycho…

Don’t believe all women this weekend…or ever….

Remember scripted reality is nonsense when reality reality is fucking ridiculous…

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Jessica Simpson Turned Down Lead Role in The Notebook
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Elephants Saluting Humans that Helped them!
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Brooke Nader is Hot
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Josie Canseco Looking Rough while Partying in Miami
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2020

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my day was sitting and wondering what Kirk Douglas knew that Hilary didn’t want us to know….you know spend my days on important shit.

Clearly the way to live a successful life is sitting and staring at the wall, with absolutely nothing running through your brain. Or playing video games, or scrolling social media…or binge watching TV shows…or porn…..wondering what Kirk Douglas knew that Hilary didn’t want us to know…

Sitting here on that mindless shit…..being medicated, having chronic illness and addiction that gets in the way master plans….but who needs master plans when you’re low maintenance, enjoy canned beans for dinner every night, and living like you are some kind of brain injury, half retard who gets basically nothing done….as you sit jerking off like a full retard at the public pool…making eye contact and staring into the eyes of those poor grannies in aqua fitness while contaminating the pool. Code Brown.

Because when you got porn….you’ve got meaning to your otherwise meaningless existence….

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Margot Robbie in a Blazer with Nothing Underneath…
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Gabby Luna Sheer Top Photoshoot
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Fraud Builder Gets Caught
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Shoplifter Uses her CUNT
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Slutty Josie Canseco is a Fucking Wreck in Miami
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Elephants Salute when Baby Gets Saved
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Post Malone’s Horrible face Tattoo
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Margot Robbie Flashing her Body at a Talk Show…
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Liz Moss is a Fucking Troll Monster Flashing her Panties. She So Gross.
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Chantel Jeffries Pokies and Cameltoe in Pink Bikini…for the IG Perverts…
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Biden Mouth Kissing his Grand Daughter – A lot
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Brittany Odell Amazing Vintage Shoot
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How Super Bowl Kitchen Works
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Dude Tells Girl They are Going to Bieber – End Up at Wrestling -Fake Prank For Sure – But She’s Hot
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Sofia Richie Quits the Kardashians
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Sofia Richie is Becoming an Actor Now – Because We Don’t have ENough Actors…
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Isabella Manderson is Trying to Get Tarantino’s Attention with her Tits
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Adriana Lima Looking Hot Heading to the GYm
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Zoey Deutch in FIshnets
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World Record for Racing Monster Machine
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Ethan Suplee from BLOW and LOST – Lost 250 LBS and Got Ripped
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Megan Malone is a Hot Big Titty Model
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Fake Cop Gets Arrested
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Convertibles are Out of Style
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Katie Holmes Getting Racy and Pantsless for A Magazine Shoot
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Kendall Jenner Granny Panty Photoshoot
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Jane Levy is a Redhead at some Event
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Anna Kendrick is so Ugly
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Emily Blunt in Some Magazine…
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Selena Gomez – Slutty in a Magazine
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Using a Dick to Wipe the Tears Away
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