Failed Umbrella Open
Man vs Tanker Trailer
Escapes Being Crushed…
DoorDash
Bear Breaks into Party
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2019
19
Dec
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
I slept in because I am a drunken degenerate and it is the holidays…but also because I can’t void seeing everyone fighting over Trump’s impeachment that won’t lead to his resignation, that won’t lead to him being kicked out of office, that doesn’t mean he won’t win a second term, and that is just reality show clickbait of the internet…I am Canadian so it is pretty offensive that everywhere I look is about that…when all I want is the titties…but then I log into the amateur porn sites of the internet and find that along with all these instagram looking chicks trying to make a buck, the real champions of Amateur porn are the weirdos you’d expect to work as stock clerks at Walmart, who have this sex drive they don’t know how to process, and a camera on their phone so they put two and two together, and I’m here watching some toothless fat fuck in his RV he calls home fucking some 45 year old pig who just bagged my fucking potato chips at the convenience store during the NIGHT shift…
Exciting times….HOLIDAYS…weirdness…everyone turning into the weirdos I used to think were hilarious and who are what drew me to the internet in the first place…
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Security Cameras Getting Hacked
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Lana Del Ray and her Weirdo Boyfriend
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Friends Merch / Props Sold at Auction for A LOt
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If Cardi B Did Sound Effects for Star Wars.
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Lena Dunham’s Erotic Art
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Illusion to Confuse Your Mind
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Good Bulletproof Glass
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I Recognize You From Lord of the Rings
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COOL RC SNOWPLOW
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NASA Lost Technology…
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Idiots at the Gun Range…
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2019
18
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
Today I discovered how fucking dumb people are.
Don’t get me wrong, I’ve always known the majority are dumb and as time has gone on….I have seen their ability to process thingslikes jokes….get more and more retarded.
They just weren’t able to read sarcasm, they weren’t be able to distinguish reality from fact. They couldn’t google it to cross reference it….and it got even worse when the older generation got on the computer and couldn’t figure out that it wasn’t a newspaper…it was just a bunch of idiots being idiots…So fake news happened, memes happened, now no one knows what’s up…
So this is where the revelation of DUMB comes in…..Instagram now runs warnings on memes that get AI fact checked….so that they can prompt you retards to understand it is not an actual fact but rater a joke….
LIKE THIS EXAMPLE I GOT HERE:
I also found out that Bella Thorne is starring in the female reboot of Fight Club, because Fight Club is for girls too you know, even though it’s totally not something that should have been made trans….it’s an iconic movie that defines the male struggles of an era ….in a leave it at that….let men have their Fight Club…. WHAT WOULD TYLER DURDEN DO situation….
Not to mention if you’re going to remake this movie, or really anything, don’t use Bella Thorne….obviously this is a “based on social media presence we think she’ll get this garbage seen” situation….cuz everyone knows this is just a dumb cash grab….
Soon women are going to be starring in gay porn…fighting to be everywhere…
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Dog Couldn’t Wait For Xmas…
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Highest Paid Youtuber
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Idiot Driver Drives on Parking Lane
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Lena Dunham Painted a Painting of her Breasts for Instagram…
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Bella Hadid Eating a Croissant…
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Shitting in the AISLE of a Store
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Halsey Pokies …
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Mudskippers
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I Dare You to Jack Off to THis
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Nasa Says We Don’t Have the Technology To Get to the Moon…..HUH?
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The Rock and Kevin Hart Talkign Some Shit
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Kanye in Gold or Silver…or who cares…
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Idiots Taking Selfies at the Gun Range
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Loyal Customer and his Barber…
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20 THings Cops Wish They Could Tell You
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Very British Accident
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Mountain Lion on Tree
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Tekashi Should Have Got LIFE
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Caylee Cowan Naked
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Lourdes Leon in a Bikini of the Day
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Emma Roberts Street Walking..
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Mariah Carey Big Tits in a Tight Dress
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Talia Storm Trash
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J.Lo Trashy in Leggigns..
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Sofia Richie Wearing Leggings
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Lea Michelle is so Fucking Ugly…
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Brie Larson Cleavage
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Becky G in Spanx…
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Violett Beane in an Outfit at an Event..
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Amateur Pussy of the Day
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Every Rose Needs a Thorn, Every Car Needs a Sunroof
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DDs
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Big Girls in Micro Bikinis
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Melissa Q Big Tits..
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Pregnant
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Ella at the Laundromat
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Ass Dildo
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Robe Flash
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amateur Porn chick
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Sexy Gwen
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17 People having a Shitty Day
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Shorts of the Day
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Pussy in a Jar
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Public Displays of Affection
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2019
18
Dec
January Jones Potential Pussy Flash of the Day
There is no way January Jones is wearing underwear in this picture….promoting Reese Witherspoon clothing because celebs are reclaiming social media and e-commerce…getting back to where they want to be…taking the glory from the fake famous of the internet as they feel they should…because celebs thing they are fucking important….
I don’t care for January Jones or the scam she’s pulled, she’s boring…and the only thing funny about her is that her kids are growing up without a father…thanks to her philandering cunt…and it’s cum absorption abilities that didn’t end in an abortion..
POINT being…her kids won’t be getting any gifts from Daddy this Christmas, but we can assume January…if that’s her real name…has already got paid out by the dude, why else would she bother having the kid…
POINT being…why not show the full pussy on the internet to get us into the Christmas spirit this implied FESTIVE pussy is so not where it needs to be and not true to her….since we know how negligent she’s been with that pussy in the past….
POINT being….does she really need to be producing slutty content at her age, and at her celebrity level, like she’ll get followers for just being January Jokes…the spread legs shit…she’s just doing for her own perversions…
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2019
18
Dec
Iggy Azalea Bikini of the Day
Iggy Azalea is apparently 6 months pregnant with an ASS implant…that migrated from her ass cheek to her cunt…
She’s a vile fucking human, her career was built on a lie, she’s a fucking phony on all fronts and there is nothing hot about her…not even when she makes jokes about fucking the floor to be edgy, that’s her angle…a teen runaway from Australia turned underage Florida stripper…SURE bitch…prove it…
If anything, she sits at home laughing at anyone buying into her…on her pillows she’s fucked into her ass so hard they go everywhere with her…they are part of her….bitch doesn’t need a couch, give her a park bench and she’s good, no fear of hemorrhoids…she’s got a built in hemorrhoid pillow…you know the benefits of being fucking gross in trying to be hot…
Heres a throwback of her fucking the floor..
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2019
18
Dec
Heather Graham Bikini of the Day
Heather Graham lookin’ good…
I guess I approach Heather Graham like ya’ll approach Kate Beckinsale, because I never watched Kate Beckinsale’s early work and she’s just always been the hot bodied mother to me, that I had no real interest in ever…
While Heather Graham was Roller Girl…I mean…ICONIC…with her merkin and awesome tits in a movie that I remember thinking was great at the time….only to propel her into countless movies where she’s shown her tits..so I guess she’s just given us a lot more to work with than Beckinsale…so if we are going to focus on any menopausal near 50 year old celebrity woman smut…we should give it to Heather Graham since she’s been in more relevant shit, and is a far bigger star, than those other 50 year olds…
So posting that bikini smut like she’s some kind of influencers since all celebs are becoming influencers….works for me, even though at my core I think women should tap out at 28.
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2019
18
Dec
Kate Beckinsale Erotica of the Day
Kate Beckinsale is the most googled woman or celebrity of the year, I know this because I read her caption on social media when I was cuing up other slutty content she’s posted, because at 48 years old, despite being a mom of a 20 year old slut of her own, she still brings it, still has the fanbase that fucking love her…but more importantly…has a ridiculous body for a 48 year old….
I guess you can read the article, if you haven’t already, you weird Kate Beckinsale fan club member…but I assume it is thanks to fitness, starvation, the good life, injections, hormone therapy, who knows…if you’re rich there are ways to extend your jerk off window into menopause….and you don’t even have to change your marketing strategy to target dudes into menopausal women, you know the menopause fetishists…who exist…there’s porns built around it….and I guess if you think about it, if you get them before full fledge menopause….just cusp of menopause you can cum in them all you want without fear of unwanted pregancy…cuz bitch can’t get pregnant so it is a fetish for all men…
So as Kate Beckinsale, unable to get pregnant faces her 50s….still hot enough for her original fans….who are weird in and of itself as she brings in the new fans….she’s doing these photoshoots half naked…check em out.
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2019
18
Dec
Tallia Storm Nip Slip of the Day
Tallia Storm is some Scottish popstar who had a mother that was a Public Relations person who decided to do a scaled down BIEBER situation with the whole YOUTUBE thing, where she polarized her daughter into being some sort of relevant figure, because if you are a decent sales person, you can polarize anything you want and people will believe you, because people are dumb….and thus Tallia Storm was created..
Since turning 18, she’s been out there in bikinis, showing tit, now a nipple slip because she was raised on how to get attention, her mother made a career on media manipulation, and showing a little tit for some major money or personal gain is a fucking solid trade off….
Unfortunately, the cute young girl is now looking like current 40 year old Fat Christina Aguilera…it all happened so fast…barely had a chance to be young and hot….before it was all taken from her.
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2019
18
Dec
Bella Thorne Bikini of the Day
The one thing I hate about this, because despite finding Bella Thorne disgusting, like a slimy greasy masculine faced thing, she’s still a slutty Disney kid half naked with big titties, and that overrides everything….meaning I don’t hate her or her hustle…I think it’s entertaining enough….
But the one thing I do hate about this, is knowing that when they filmed this for their social media, they were laughing and thinking it was so funny, so brilliant, when it is obviously fucking stupid…
If she wants to impress us with her creativity….do a vagina puppet show….no one does vagina puppet shows and I say what’s the whole point of having a vagina if you’re not going to put googly eyes on it and give it a funny voice while bringing it to funny situations…that’s the TIKTOK I want to see…
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2019
18
Dec
Ashley Benson and Cara Delevingne Click Bait Lesbians of the Day
Ashley Benson and Cara Delevingne brought out the click bait….
We get it, you’re fake lesbians, because lesbianism is a myth, they all want the seed of man inside them to make babies, even the most manly of lesbians, if anything it’s a fetish, a little CUNT ON CUNT cuz they are chronic masturbators bored of their own pussies and into trying new pussy to see what else is out there….plus it comes with a lot of media hype in this era of everyone caring about every pervert and gross detail of every person…from their daily shit color to what dildos they use…nothing is kept secret and shameful and that fucks up humanity as a whole…it’s nice to be ashamed of shit you are into…it makes it more exciting…and gives you that dopamine…if you’re do anything too much, like sending nudes out to dudes all day, or fucking girls off the internet, you eventually need to step it up to make it interesting for yourself..that’s why LEO DiCaprio fucks men and why husbands cheat on hot young chicks, or make their wife fuck black dudes in their matrimonial room….HUMANS get bored and I find this boring…
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