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2019

17

Dec

Mädchen Amick Topless of the Day

Mädchen Amick plays Lili Rienhart‘s mom on RIVERDALE so her career got a second wind after being the hot chick on TWIN PEAKS….she peaked on Twin Peaks…but here she is doing media cuz she’s actually alright for an old washed out mom…and I hate old washed up moms…but hot is an attitude or a willingness to suck dick…or show your anus to the right people….it’s a sliding scale that can improve by how naked the person is willing to get in their self promotion…and it’s subjective and can be hot one day, disgusting the next, and hot again in a few months depending on what you are up to…plus there are a lot of core Twin Peaks fans out there who have loved this bitch since then…and still jerk off to her old scenes…so for them she’s hot based on what she was and is no longer but the new her is still the same pussy, just with more mileage on it and the whole thing is confusing so here are the pics of her shoot.

Throwback to her big bush days..

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2019

17

Dec

Zoe Kravitz Nude of the Day

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I don’t know where these are from but Zoe Kravitz had a role in some movie where she gets naked and shows off her tits and ass on camera. Period.

In conclusion, I spent years and years hating on Zoe Kravitz for being this annoying rich kid, super pretentious all because of who her parents are and I found the whole thing cheesy as fuck. I thought her trying to be high concept or bohemian hippie like she wasn’t Lisa Bonet and Lenny Kravitz daughter obvious and obnoxious…but I’ve seen her in a few things and she is a fine actor and despite only being cast because of her last name, she brought it…and for that…I no longer hate her, or find her irritating and will look at her nude scene with acceptance..because life is about GROWTH…and learning that not all things that seem bad…stay bad…

For the record, that doesn’t mean she’s not some spoiled entitled twat.

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2019

17

Dec

Bar Refaeli Erotica of the Day

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Pregnant Bar Refaeli flashing her butthole on a boat because she’s pregnant or just had a baby, I don’t keep track of her Ovulation, not since she was dating LEO in her Glory Days, but I do think it’s safe to assume she’s giving us a butthole first photo to let us know the pussy is off limits for a bit….so focus on the back-up pussy…the only pussy Leo wanted…the shit filled pussy…that reminded him of his one true love…DUDES…

Point being, Bar Refaeli is still a hot Israelite despite being old and I respect that she tapped out of the whole USA based model game to marry some rich dude and start a family back home in the promised land, or whatever it is you people call Israel…the home of your lord and savior / all the Holocaust survivors who needed a state of their own to call home cuz the rest of the world hated them for being Jewish….and now only the Palestinians hate them for taking their homes….in a this is way too much politics and deep rooted world issues for me to focus on when I am trying to look at the butthole of a overhyped MODEL of yesteryear who is now a MOM a few times over…

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2019

17

Dec

Frida Aasen Nude of the Day

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Frida Aasen is naked, but it’s not smut, because it is black and white, or some off black and off white pervert shit that she wants you to think is art, to make your masturbation to her feel more high brow, high profile, and pretentious…because a subtle nude with implied nudity rather than a spread vagina is classier and allows for her day rates to be higher than if she was some porn chick who despite having a million followers only CBD brands will work with them for 100 dollars….while Frida is a legit model who gets paid legit day rates…so her nudity is more valuable….even if all nudity lacks value cuz it is thrown around so much…it’s like COCK TEASE US LIKE YOU USED TO DO LADIES…it makes for a better experience for all involved…us NOT seeing you nude makes us WANT TO SEE you nude harder. DUH.

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2019

17

Dec

Inbar Lavi Bikini of the Day

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I still don’t know who Inbar Lavi is….but it is safe to say that she has a real understanding of social media marketing and showcasing where her talent actually lies…in promoting Ocean Conservation by showing a beach that isn’t riddled with unwanted single use PLASTICS….oh and creeping on the two girls in the background by putting their asses on blast on the internet without their consent like some kind of pervert walking around with a cellular phone on a selfie stick like it’s some kind of METAL DETECTOR….for the UPSKIRTS….because PERVERTS are fucking everywhere…and here are her big TITTIES.

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2019

17

Dec

Is Kate Bosworth Naked Here of the Day

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Kate Bosworth looking pretty SUS here – is she NUDE?

I like to think this is something her SOCIAL MEDIA MARKETING CONSULTANT that her talent agency has made every one of their clients consult to become relevant is behind this whole “let’s make them think I am nude through strategic angles, like I was David Copperfield, pulling off optical illusions, but instead of making the Statue of Liberty Disappear, I’ll do it with my bikini”…

I like to also think it is wonderful to see these celebrities that for so long were at arms length, or really in another fucking world than their fans who they’d avoid at all costs, and here they are being “influencers” about it and engaging with comments and shit…even if it is their assistants..the desperation to stay relevant is hilarious

But I won’t even be mad at some Kate Bosworth naked – I still think she’s hot…

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2019

17

Dec

Kaley Cuoco Tits of the Day

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I think the craziest thing that has happened in the entertainment industry in the last 20 years, is the success of How I Met Your Mother or Bing Bang Theory or whatever show she was on after her first show “8 Simple Rules to Date my Teen Daughter”….a pretty perverted title that killed off John Ritter….when she first solidified herself as “SITCOM ACTOR”…..

She worked out some 100 million dollar deal for her and her co-stars over a 3 final year period that she’s been paid out…and that she bought new tits with…and that she is showing off her new tits like all girls with new tits do…as they don’t feel like they are their tits…but rather like they are some kind of fashion accessory…

POINT BEING….

Kaley Cuoco…worth over 100,000,000 dollars, like Jen Aniston still has life in her career that I am sure her agents love, and is probably making over 1,000,000 a year in residuals from people having terrible taste and still watch the show I’ve avoided anytime I’ve seen in….and when you look at her…her net worth and success is a solid reminder of life being unfair to those who probably deserve it more.

ANYWAY…at least she’s got the titties out..

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2019

17

Dec

Lais Ribeiro Teen Mom TIts of the Day

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Lais Ribeiro is not a teen but she was a teen mom back in BRAZIL…getting all knocked up at 16 or whatever age she was….because of her CATHOLIC FAITH…but I think it has more to do with taking creampie loads up inside her the way nature intended cuz she was all hormonal from having such big tits…

I do not know how a teen mom got from Brazil to USA via Victoria’s Secret, but I am sure it is something you could ask EPSTEIN, who was financed by the VIctoria’s Secret people…he probably had a pretty good grasp on how that all worked out….but alas…he killed himself…and all we’re left with is a teen mom at 30 showing cleavage…and it’s alright…

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Posted in:Lais Ribeiro|SFW

2019

17

Dec

Abigail Ratchford is in the Christmas Spirit of the Day

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Abigail Ratchford is in the Christmas Spirit, look at her all naked and covered in lights like BABY JESUS wanted when he was born….thinking “In 2000 years, motherfuckers will be celebrating my birth because I am the son of god, by using lights and tits to ring in that Holiday Cheer that represents all that I stand for as the dude who died for your sins, because I’m the son of god and that’s my duty.” I mean he did used to date a prostitute and spend a little too much time intimately with other men…so…you know he was liberal like that and it was all the churches and the companies and commerce that go in the way of what JESUS actually wanted…which is what we all want…not goodwill towards men or any of that propaganda shit..but the core of HUMAN instinct is what he wanted….and that is THE TITTIES!

Posted in:Abigail Ratchford|SFW

2019

17

Dec

Kristen Bell Bodysuit of the Day

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Kristen Bell who I don’t like, but who I posted on yesterday, because like all other actors she’s developed a social media strategy to annoy us with, in efforts to stay relevant, get jobs and re-invent VERONICA MARS….to a new audience that I hope don’t buy into her nonsense…

Well apparently there was a video also, so here’s that video to watch with hatred…unless you’re a Kristen Bell fan, in which case…I hate you.