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2019

06

Nov

Sierra Skye Naked for her Birthday of the Day

The trend for the young instagram girls with way too many followers, like this Sierra Skye girl, who isn’t even that hot, but that has positioned herself as a fitness influencer, because she’s got a fat ass, that she got through fitness under the watchful eye of her coach, her stage parent mom, who looks like a gutter Florida beauty queen turned fitness model….trash.

So thanks to instagram, she is more than just a cocktail waitress she should have been…cuz she was born for it…..now she’s an INFLUENCER.

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2019

06

Nov

Paula Patton Hard Nip of the Day

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How excited are you for some bitch Alan Thicke’s son’s ex wife baby mommas hard nipple…

I know, so hot right…

So critical to all of our lives…right…

RIGHT…

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2019

06

Nov

Ekaterina Zueva Bolt On Tits of the Day

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Ekaterina Zueva is a nobody with a big set of bolt on tits. That’s all. Which I guess in this day and age isn’t a bad thing to be because so many skinny girls with bolt on tits are able to find customers for their services. Not to say this girl is a hooker, despite looking like one and having the name of one, and 2.2 million followers…but I will say that the girls of backpages needed to find somewhere to sell their vaginas in their DMs and obviously facebook/instagram was the place for that, and since FB/IG are too big to touch, or take down, they get all the pageviews and followers to the content of these girls selling themselves…and even if this one isn’t a sex worker, she likely only dates rich guys, someone has to pay for the POOL life, and really we’re all selling ourselves one way or another, but she should look into getting better fake tits….the fuckers she has are about as natural looking as having two jack-o-latterns she found on the street the day after halloween epoxied to herself….yes…mid rot pumpkin tits…MY Favorite kind of pie.

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2019

06

Nov

Bella Throne Topless Hot Tub Sex of the Day

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Bella Thorne and her new boyfriend Aaron Carter looking motherfucker fucking in the hot tub….

I think the best thing, or most important thing we have been able to pull from the Bella Thorne experience…you know from 17 year old Disney kid to Naked girl in a hot tub on Instagram for attention….is just how boring content becomes…

I am sure part of the reason I am saying this is because I’ve been doing this for 14 years, but it’s also because everyone is doing the same damn thing. These idiots are lazy, don’t try to be interesting or compelling, and when they try to show their relatable personal side, it is just gross and involves them talking about yeast infections, their IBS, or other great fucking things that I think could be left out of the social media feed and replaced with good content…..

We can also learn that in just 3 years a girl can go from hot and fresh faced, from Disney, her tits exciting and new you know fun tits being flashed, doing fitness, being silly…. to a used up, dark, broken, victim of sexual assault, exploited by her mom disgusting trash…

She doesn’t look good, healthy, sexy, and this content isn’t fun, hot or good…so her working as a porn director to be cheeky or silly or to add to her personal brand of relevance cuz all kids watch porn…is not quite coming through in her own content…but it will, the sex tape will happen, there is no where to go but there….and she’s not going to accept that she’s already peaked…they never fucking do..but should.

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2019

06

Nov

Ariana Grande Slutty Moments of the Day

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I do not like Ariana Grande but here she is in various moments being slutty because why the fuck not….

She’s a midget in blackface that no one seems to call out being a midget in black face…she causes terrorist level attacks just by booking concerts…at least one dude has killed himself no thanks to her and her parading around with that mutant Pete Davidson…and she is just an all around garbage can of Disney executive Semen…slowly drying up…like the jar of semen on your bed stand, only far richer and seemingly more important…but still just a stinky pile of shit that should have been left on an old t-shirt in the corner of the room..but instead grew into this literal shit…

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2019

06

Nov

Kimberley Garner Erotica of the Day

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Kimberley Garner makes me laugh, not because she’s doing anything funny or even interesting, but because she was a UK reality star, who may not have been an actual star, but got enough Paparazzi bikini pics to make you think she was…who moved to LA to make it in America you know to take that fame to the next level…all while being a hot body who is often half naked in a bikini…which is now standard and even boring…but for some reason no one fucking cares. She is no further along in her fame than she was a few years ago…despite the constant hustle of bikini pics showing off her body..

What is wrong with the world when a hot half naked girl doesn’t get that “Influencer” status she always dreamed of…yet dogs like Olivia Culpo the NFL vagina that gets passed around the locker room like Tom Brady was Quarter backing (he’s the only Quarterback I know, don’t mistake this for me liking him, sports are queer)….

Anyway here she is ass out again for no one to give a fuck..

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2019

06

Nov

Hunter Haley King Squat Erotica

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Hunter King with the Squattica? Should we trademark that word to represent and describe the kind of gym content you watch when you jerk off to work out videos on instagram?

Even the most amateur, newbie, barely a pervert, maybe even an A-Sexual who finds all sexual things disgusting, could watch this and think “it’s like she’s bouncing on a dick, but in pants, in the gym, but who cares, I have an imagination and not even that good of one”…

I still don’t know who Hunter King is, but I’ve done a bunch of posts on her, all life changing I am sure….maybe she’s got them printed and framed on the wall with all her Oscars….MAYBE….

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2019

06

Nov

Another Rachel Cook Topless Photoshoot of the Day

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Rachel Cook doing what she does best, not being Rachel Leigh Cook but using her name fucking hard…cuz as all internet marketers will tell you, that google traffic is free traffic and when you’re trying to build up your life as a “whatever the fuck Rachel Cook is”….

She is apparently a model at least on Instagram, coming in with 2.6 million potential followers, not necessarily real followers, but no one looks into that, they are too busy looking at themselves in the mirror, or watching porn as all people are doing…

I am pretty sure she’s done playboy, which would make sense cuz she’s half naked in 78 percent of her pics….where she is getting 150k likes on each of her half naked pics…which is absurd since her whole schtick is being a slut on instagram which eventually gets boring…cuz her feed is boring…

But it’s like one of those things, if you get a car you run it into the ground, these people aren’t original or creative as we can’t expect anything interesting to come from them besides just their tits…so these are her and her tits…milking it until the free ride is over, not that it will be over, rich guys like financing, impregnating girls with fake model careers…it’s like charity or guilt or something that makes them feel powerful and in control of the pussy they think 2.6 million people want to fuck….and you are one of them I am sure.

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2019

06

Nov

Top 10 Hard Nipples of Instagram of the Day

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These are straight from the instagram machine owned by Zuckerberg and all his shareholders, who knows, maybe you have shares in facebook thanks to your financial planner thinking it was a good buy, so you too may be a pornographer you distances himself from being a pornographer because the girls involved aren’t getting paid to post there tits, they aren’t even in conversation with the Facebook people about posting their tits, they are just working it for free as that weirdo cashes the fuck in…

I guess in a way it is modern slavery, that may be offensive to actual slavery, since it involves sitting on camera with tits out and not being raped and killed off while treated like animals for the the sake of American Cotton and Sugar….back when doing things at home and not in China made sense….because of the slavery…off setting the slavery to third world countries so that we can all wear our 100 percent cotton Walmart socks.

The world is confusing and inconsisten…but here are some titties!!