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2019

09

Oct

Bella Thorne Crackhead Bikini of the Day

Bella Thorne is such fucking trash. When she was barely 18 and using her tits for attention, you know following Miley’s lead as a Disney star reinventing herself for the pervert porn watching generation, which as a concept is funny to me, because I remember being 18 and into VHS porn, showing girls scenes every chance I got, a porn site before the internet even existed….and I got nothing but hate. It was the early 90s, and those Gap wearing cunts all refused to reenact my favorite scenes, blowing me off as some kind of pervert creep to avoid, while now, every last one of these 18 year olds is diddling…and they need some Disney Kid celeb to look up to, as she wavejacks their scene, cuz Bella isn’t naturally this creature, she’s a contrived, made in a lab, identity crisis puppet that looks like a muppet, and if it was cool to be some conservative uptight person, that’s what she’d be doing, but for now…slutty on social is in…so do that.

The older and thicker she gets, the grosser she becomes…this manly thick, fake tit, Disney chick is ultimately a waste of all your time, but she’s in a bikini so there’s that….it’s not much..but we make do with what we’ve got.

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2019

09

Oct

Katee Sackhoff Nip Slip for Youtube of the Day

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Katee Sackhoff is some nerd icon from that DeathStar Gallatica show I’ve never seen. I don’t do that whole Sci/Fi thing, unless it is Dark Mirror, because it’s realistic and could happen. I am too autistic to deal with space ships, which I assume Deathstar Gallatica is about, not that I am an official autistic, but I have a theory that technology is turning us all into autistics, as sense of humors and inability to read sarcasms are making everyone a robot algorithm….but I have had too much sex with questionable women to warrant being into that virgin loser nerd shit..

HOWEVER…I spent a week watching every last episode of LONGMIRE….a while back, where she played the big and busty deputy to Longmire, solving all the crime in their Indian Reserve bordering town in Wyoming or Montana or wherever it was….The show was cancelled, I was left wanting more, and someone needs to initiate the revival….

In the meantime, these are her tits falling out of a bikini, which is the best way for a tit to be in a bikini…

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2019

09

Oct

Lottie Moss Bolt Ons in a Bikini of the Day

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Lottie Moss has admitted to having fake tits, as if we couldn’t tell..

She’s the fatter Kate Moss, who has nothing interesting like the actual Kate Moss, but luckily shares her last name so that she can ride it to every event she can get to, because the real Kate Moss is busy being the real Kate Moss, while this younger millennial version of her, that looks nothing like her, is doing that whole influencer thing. Face filled, tits filled, stomach sucked. It’s a look they all have so that they look as hot as they can in their bikini pics for brand partners who pay them after mistaking them and their fake followers as someone with influence that people care about…it’s a scam really…a scam that is easier to make happen when you have a famous relative….

So Lottie and her tits go to events, are on Reality TV shows, travel like a travel blogger, shows off slutty outfits like a fashion blogger, all without a blog because blogging has been replaced by sluts who take slutty selfies…and I guess that’s better than reading bad jokes by virgin losers.

She’s looking good, like a porn slut, which I guess is the Instagram look these muppets go for…

Here she is in her thong, to see more of these pictures CLICK HERE

And here she is in some sweaty leather at an event, to see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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2019

09

Oct

Paige Spiranac Slutty Golf Tits of the Day

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Paige Spiranac is a slutty golfer who I guess is more into posing like a mindless influencer idiot, instead of focusing on producing content around her talent, instead she chooses the tits.

Sure Golf got her followers. The actual GOLFING is what baited a lot of dudes in, what gets them excited on her, made them think she’s cool and I guess she uses that to expand her audience and appeal to loser bros that crave GOLF pussy cuz the pussy they got is only into ruining their fucking vibe….you know a good way to get invited out to hang with rich men….but her content is all tits cuz girls are compelled to show tit at any and all opportunity – even if they have more to them…

I think that’s a valuable lesson for all women out there….who are more into posing sexually to get jerked off to…than doing cool shit that others can’t do…cuz it all comes back to their need to show tits…the want to show tits…and the conversions tits have on selling products for “sponsors”…instead of focusing on something that you can do – that is cool….it’s weird that women view them like this, I mean if all she did was golf, instead of pose we’d still stare at the tits, it would just seem less obvious or desperate…

Either way, some hot golf slit to make you fantasize of dropping your ball in her hole…like it was a birdie…you fucking weirdo.

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2019

09

Oct

Ariel Winter Booty Workout of the Day

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Ariel Winter must be allowed to exercise again after waiting the mandatory recovery time after her liposuction….

She claims it is from changing her anti-depressants cuz all these idiots are overmedicated mental cases who can’t live in reality, even with the constant work, and ridiculous money, she’s on a hit sitcom – she’s good…but not good enough to be sane..

But I like to think the mental health excuse is easy to throw at us so we sympathize with her, not that we would, we know all these assholes are assholes…rather than admit to getting surgeries based on vanity, like she did with her sloppy teen tits when she cut them off to get them a better shape while claiming it was for “back issues”…sure it was fatty….who is less fat but still fat where it counts cuz the rest of her from face to body – even when skinny is kinda shit.

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2019

09

Oct

Rachel Cook Naked Again of the Day

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Someone wrote in the comments something Like “I’ll have what she’s cooking”….because her name is Rachel Cook and she’s hot…and I think that’s about all we need to say about Rachel Cook, because the only thing she does or is capable of, or is known for, but barely known for, besides stealing the Rachel Cook name, is that she gets naked for concept shoots that aren’t high concept shoots, but that are concept shoots regardless…even though you can find thousands of this vibe across every aspiring influencer out there.

No different but I’ll still encourage her.

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2019

09

Oct

Gwen Stefani Erotica of the Day

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Speaking of Nostalgia, or OLD FUCKING 90s sluts who haven’t got the hint, because BOTOX makes them feel like they are still young and vibrant or worth looking at in slut poses….here’s Gwen Stefani out there marketing some shit like she’s J.Lo. Sure the masculine Orange County singer, is not doing the Kardashian bullshit in influencer style outfits, and is out here in some boring fucking shoot….but it’s still not age approriate cuz these bitches can’t take a hint. You give them 100 million dollars and a huge career when they are younger and they think that shit is forever…

I like the mom squat like she’s giving hippie birth / taking a shit since she’s too old to get knocked up again…if she’s even got a vagina….based on her ABS in that Don’T Speak video – who can tell.

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2019

09

Oct

Gwyneth Paltrow Topless of the Day

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Gwyneth Paltrow topless at 47 years old as if anyone asked for that..ever..

The one thing we can collectively agree on, is that this talentless garbage connected rich kid has managed to really make a career for herself using her dad’s connections, you know after he died, everyone was like “help his girl out”…giving us such memorable Gwyneth roles like….fuck…I can’t think of any movies she’s been in and I am not about to IMDB it…Shakespeare in Love maybe? Seven? Right Seven…that was a good one…but that was only because back then she hadn’t decided that being a mommy blogger influencer to guide her minions into steamed pussy salvation and whatever other nonsense health tits she’s given….like she’s Joe Rogan podcast, but instead of bros, she’s catering to 40 year olds…and now as their leader she is topless in a weird way because it’s good for the brand..I guess?!

Fucking weirdos.

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2019

09

Oct

Hailey Baldwin Slutty for Jesus of the Day

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HAILEY BALDWIN and her new husband that she has been married to for over a year, but who they decided to remarry a few weeks ago, because they are young and rich and religious, while trying to connect with GOD, while connecting their genitals are in the new Calvin Klein campaign, being slutty for Jesus, because Jesus absolves all sins RIGHT…that’s the story anyway.

I don’t buy that any entitled cunt like Baldwin or Bieber has any ounce of religious beliefs, or even spirituality. It’s obviously that they are empty rich kids with no real self identity…one a low level celeb loser’s daughter, the other some Canadian sold to the industry at a young age, likely raped in some capacity while earning all that money, when dude was probably happy just hanging out at home having a normal childhood…before being sold o youtube at a young age…like some kind of boy icon Hailey Beiber had her first sexual sex with, and likely jacked off to after bible study her dad forced her into – cuz he’s a recovering addict and we know how all of those are.

What I am getting at is this is an ad they did for CK, to be relevant, looking like silly slutty sexual pervert fucks, despite their fake religiousness but I guess marrying Bieber’s done big things for Hailey and this is it….

Here is the dumb video..

Kendall Jenner was also in the video.. TO SEE MORE PICS OF BORING KENDALL JENNER CLICK HERE

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2019

09

Oct

Josie Canseco Hot and Wet of the Day

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The one good thing about athlete daughters, is that athletes in most cases, are low income trash, from low income trash families, who found a meal ticket and committed thanks to their natural talent and in her dad’s case STEROIDS.

I am not going to act like I know anything about athletes, cuz I don’t watch that shit, I am not a homo in to dude on dude flirting…in matching outfits…

But I do know that athletes love trashy women, and when their money combines with their trashy taste, not only are McMansions decked out with silly MANCAVES…but also dicks get slid into sex workers and cocktail waitressees…and sometimes…if the girl involved is lucky…the cum sticks and it’s not a fathering a future cum fart situation, and girls like Josie Canseco get created….

With her athletic dna from her dad, her hot slut dna from her mom, her money from her dad, her dick suck skills from her mom, she can find her way in the world…looking good, getting work as a bikini or half nude model…looking hot enough for me…which isn’t saying much, I’ve been attracted to sandwich meat at least once, but just for something to fuck…not for love or anything. Don’t be weird.

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