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2019

30

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The funniest news story that I’ve heard today was about a local enough dude in his 50s, who got arrested, for sending a jerk off video to a 17 year old who posted an ad on Facebook for her baby sitting services…with her email attached…

Unsolicited nudes are entertaining to me. Not to send, but to receive or to hear stories from girls who felt violated by the unsolicited nudes, in a no one asked for this, but dude couldn’t help but send it anyway, like a subway or bus shelter flasher, only with a digital paper trail to get caught..

I feel that the unsolicited nude doesn’t get the LOL comedic content strategy it deserves, far funnier than anY MEME account…especially since the entire society we live in, unless you’re a reclusive on a farm in Vermont like I want to be, is about being forced to suck the FIGURATIVE dick of things we don’t give a fuck about.

Whether it is Katy Perry Music, or all music, celebrities, our bosses BULLSHIT…it is all uninvited…and worse than RAPE….in a world where you can’t say anything is WORSE THAN rape, except RAPE BEFORE MURDER…because the feminists go nutty…in their militant uneducated ways….

BUt the good news is that I am basically invisible and those kinds of people don’t know that this kind of site exists, since it hasn’t been featured on their news sources or whatever…but if they take issue with Dave Chappelle and try to “CANCEL” all things they don’t like….they’d really love it here…

Here are some MORNING links for you MORNONS.

White Trash Meth Head Dancing in Underwear
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Billie Eilish mad at Nylon Germany for Weird Topless Cover
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Crazy Fat Girlfriend of the Day
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Courtney Stodden Claims to be 25 – Is Naked in Bath
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Kirsten Dunst – Awesome Tits
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Alex Trebek Back on Jeoparty
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Overly Excited Dude
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The Coolest Film Studies Professor Ever
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2019

29

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Conversation of the day:

“Do you think it is safe to use for insertion?

“How else do you think people carried their ham around before refrigeration?!”

In reference to HAM.

That said, I mentioned that hen I was in high school, we didn’t even know if girls had tits. I wanted to expand on that, because I left the house today and saw A LOT Of tit….

So when I was in High School, we’d be lucky if we got to see them in a one piece on field day to the water park day. They all wore oversized sweaters they weren’t letting us in those sweaters….but now they don’t wear bras, barely wear shirts, don’t wear pants, barely wear pants, full nips and asshole for all….

It’s a crazy time to be a dad to a teen…or I guess to be a teen…or I guess to be an old pervert on the streets…

How the fuck are these idiots not fucking animals…fucking everything that walks, maybe it’s the jerking off too much thing, or maybe they are just over exposed to it, either way..

How are the dads letting them leave the house, or have their friends over for sleepovers….it is out of control….

The style was once oversized GAP to take away all your sex appeal…

The style is now….”here’s my pussy, look at it, but don’t touch it, rapist”..

Some stepLINKS – Don’t mind if I do…

McConauhey Now a Professor
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Kirsten Dunst – Awesome Tits
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TV SHOW I WILL NOT BE WATCHING
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Slut at the Venice Film Fest
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Chinese Roof Collapse
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Gypsy Rose Blanchard’s Engagement Photo
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Coco Austin Nipple Pasties
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Dude Playing Slutty Wedding Game Shaking a Dick
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Dog Fart
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Alison Brie Nipple – Who Cares
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Judge Mathis Denies Spitting
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Instagram Hooker Teaching Girls How to Date Rich Guys
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Car Chase of the Day
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BJ Penn Street Fight
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Rhino Car Flip
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Man Attacks Woman
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Jerry O’Connell Shaves his Back
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Brad Pitt New Tattoo You Queers
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Devastating Finising Move
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Clever Canine Escapes
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Homeless NBA Player Did Good with his MONEY
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Dude Chill While GF is Raging
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Boring Jessica Chastain
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FUCK CHIP KELLY
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Pink Sheer and BLACK
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Road Rage of the Day
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CBD HYPE – IS IT TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE?
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From the Forum

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Tao Wickrath in a Bikini
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Alexandra Daddario Forgot Her Tits
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Julianne Hough at an Event Being Boring
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Cara Delevingne at an Event Being Boring
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Madelaine Petsch in Some Magazine being Boring
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Ashley Benson – Lesbian – Gives Paparazzi the Finger…or The Shocker…either way…both things she uses in her sex.
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Some Bitch Getting Kidnapped by a Homeless Dude
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Celebs Be Naked
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From stepSMUT!!

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My TUMBLR PORN COLLECTION OF THE DAY
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Amateur Slut
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Worst Way to Wash Hands
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Animals Hate Us
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Lesbian Sex of the Day
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3 Sets of Big Tits at the Laundromat
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Sunny Leone – Naked
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Amateur Couple Fucking on Apartment Roof…
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Does This Make You Feel Violated?
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Just Drinking Pee in the Glory Hole – THe Would is NUTTY
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Hot Naked Angel Constance
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Public Dick Sucker
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Creeper of the Day
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SPIDER PORN
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HANDS FREE – One More Time – It is That Good..
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ROMANIAN
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WTF is That
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Megan Rain Porn Puffy
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2019

29

Aug

Katie Holmes Titty Flash of the Day

Katie Holmes Titty Flash

Katie Holmes is some Robot bitch created in a basement of the Celebrity Center of Scientology back when she was breeding vessel for Tom Cruise…only to be exiled and forced to fuck a black man for power….so that her primitive robot wife technology that runs off sperm doesn’t dry up and die…KEEP It CHARGED….even if it’s aging fucking terribly…

Well, Jamie Foxx has moved onto new young pussy, leaving this sloppy, saggy, old looking bitch to fend for herself in this scary post-Scientology world…that I am sure she’s getting monthly paychecks from to cover costs…but that she hasn’t used to buy herself a new shirt, as if she wanted this one to open up and show off her bra top titty….

Weird for sure, but not as weird as how old she looks….and I know this for a fact because she was filming a movie near me one day and not only did she ignore the PUG I was walking with, which is sick, but she also looked like a tall fucking 60 year old with zero sex appeal.

But I do remember her hype as a Dawson Creek. I do remember her topless scene where she was dead underwater…but topless…getting dudes jerking off to a “dead” girl…which I can’t imagine being good for society…and all those things were way too fucking long ago…cuz she’s fucking old.

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2019

29

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Pussy Print of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Pussy Print

I’ve said all I really need to say about Jennifer Lopez over the last few weeks of her promoting the movie she’s in by being in various states of undress in slutty outfits.

We get it, she thinks she’s hot, she invests heavy into looking as hot as she can, and being a 55 year old sex icon is apparently important to her.

THE facts are that she’s done a lot, made a lot of money, hasn’t done much in terms of the grand scheme of the world, except maybe to get her Puerto Rican fans some hope that they too can make it in America, despite J.Lo not knowing how to speak spanish, that far removed from the whole experience, but quit to exploit it for personal gain…something she’s clearly addicted to.

It’s like, take a break, raise your kids, why be this A personality on some kind of hustle….just because you can? Do more for the world, you’ve done enough for yourself, it’s at the point of gross when a 55 year old is walking around with her pants jacked up her cunt for attention, or because her cunt is an old lady menopausal mom cunt…and it has a mind of its own…

Maybe she does this to prove that she hasn’t pissed through her Poise. A 50+ woman who doesn’t piss herself, bold enough to wear white leggings, cuz no fear of a period…is NOT erotica…..it’s fucking twisted and weird.

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2019

29

Aug

Michelle Wie Bikini of the Day

Michelle Wei Bikini

Michelle Wie golf bitch in a bikini….showing you what it takes to buy a 3 million dollar house in San Francisco, despite already owning a multi million dollar house in West Palm Beach…cuz that’s what happens when you’re a rich Asian put into GOLF…securing sponsors and making stupid money that may not be TIGER WOODS money…but that is still money..

She has a marketable skill in a high price point sport, and that marketable skill is that she likes to get in a bikini, showing off that Asian ass, having a good time, which is apparently something rich guys pay to play with…when she’s not out there winning contests…

Either way, if you have a kid, put it in Golf, it may be laughed at, but probably not, it is the anti bullying era, and there are likely trans kids to make fun of in class, far more of a target than your kid playing golf…stage parent the fuck out of that…cuz it pays.

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2019

29

Aug

Martha Hunt Panty Flash of the Day

Martha Hunt Panty Flash

EWWWW Martha Hunt is straight up ugly. This is the face of some kind of witch coming to eat your children. That shit is straight out of a Fairy Tale….don’t eat whatever she’s handing out this Halloween….

I never realized she was so hard faced….I used to hype her up, maybe from being distracted by her half nakedness for Victoria’s Secret, as being the last standing American Made model, before they were all outsourced to other countries….

I just figured the Taylor Swift groupie was better looking than this, but I guess I was wrong, unless Taylor Swift had the original Martha Hunt killed off and replaced with whatever this is….possibly a man. How progressive.

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2019

29

Aug

Julianne Hough See Through of the Day

Julianne Hough See Through of the Day

Julianne Hough wore a see through dress, which to her brother’s dismay, cuz you know he is clicking the headline and googling this shit on every browser possible hoping to see more since this isn’t see through at all…because they stopped fucking each other for their pervert dance coach many years ago… and he hasn’t had a chance to see an updated version of her cunt….where’s the cunt at?

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2019

29

Aug

Gigi Hadid Topless for Fashion of the Day

Gigi Hadid Topless

Gigi Hadid has a tit out….

She is the girl who on her 16th birthday asked her daddy for a modeling career, while most 16 year olds were asking for a Sweet 16 Birthday parties that featured personalized performances by Lil Wayne or Drake or whoever was famous back when this hag turned 16…

I guess she’s still doing low level modeling bullshit that doesn’t save the fucking world, that isn’t interesting, that is more bratty, and braggy and an attempt to make her spoiled existence better than it already is, even though she’s likely a miserable cunt.

These people do not interest me, excite me, most aren’t hot. They are really just a waste of resources.

If your goal in life is to pose for a camera, there’s some deep rooted issues and you should be eliminated.

This is far more offensive than Dave Chapelle talking about raping kids, or whatever people are mad about.

This is all that is wrong with the world…aspiring to be a model, what the fuck is a model, how is that a job, why do brands waste money paying these idiots, when they can just do good things, interesting things….which will never happen when you use a hadid.

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2019

29

Aug

Elsa Hosk Erotica of the Day

Elsa Hosk Erotica

Elsa Hosk is good enough to look at in some bullshit pictures, where she is posing like an asshole, cuz posing in this era of curated reality, is lame…..

She was some Swedish Athlete playing for some GIRL team because she’s not trans, only to replaced by the dudes who never went pro in their sport, because they’ve decided they are trans and the world, instead of taking an OLD WORLD approach and slapping them across the face saying, “You wanna be a bitch, I’ll treat you like a bitch”…we pander to them….

Look at her now, near 30…posing with her bathing suit jacked up her cunt…for no reason other than to show you her crotch. Nice girl…the IKEA of pussy. Practical, Convenient but probably not so low cost….


Here she is at the Venice Film Festival..
Elsa Hosk Erotica

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2019

29

Aug

Stacy Keibler Still Has Legs of the Day

Stacy Keibler was one of the early vaginas to enter into professional wrestling, in an attempt to make the whole experience a lot less queer, watching men on men, oiled up, with storylines of GOOD GUY / BAD GUY, that target kids but that grown man EAT THE FUCK UP….and unlike the trashy porn / stripper looking girls….this one was hot…hot enough to do Dancing With the Stars….I don’t know where she’s been the last decade, but at 40, she’s figured out the complex fitness post erotica….ya perverts…can’t a girl spread her legs for the internet in leggings without you thinking sex thoughts…definitely not.

I guess this means she’s back…but the question is…do you even want her back?

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