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2019

16

Aug

Danielle Herrington in Rihanna’s Lingerie of the Day

Danielle Herrington who cares. It is Friday. I am lazy. hungover. I don’t care. If I had a dollar for every girl in lingerie I’ve seen, I wouldn’t be updating this site…which I guess is my way of trying to get a dollar for every bikini / half naked pic I’ve seen and it has been a fail…but I keep doing it…because I live in Groundhog Day up in here only it isn’t a hit movie that made Bill Murray like 45 million or more….all these bitches doing the same hustle over and over….all interchangeable.

Here’s Rihanna..

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2019

16

Aug

Aly Michalka Topless of the Day

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Aly Michalka the people still care it seems…never ending career thanks to being on a Disney Show 15 years ago. Producing slutty content despite being old…cuz the fans are still hanging onto the dream and appreciate where child starring went for this one and her sister.

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2019

16

Aug

Alexis Raich Nudity of the Day

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Aleix Raich is getting date raped in some movie called Low Low….even though it is not Date Rape if you don’t take her on a Date….

The whole date rape thing, is super fucking trendy in this #metoo movement era, but for all the wrong reasons….you know because these people are fighting it and saying it is wrong …like that you can’t pressure a girl to bang you after you spend money on her on a Dinner…how is that fair…so you just have to drug her…LOL…that was a joke…it was never alright to Date Rape a girl, so why was it an internet movement? I don’t know, because I don’t know any girls who have really been date raped, I don’t know any girl who has been drugged, I know a lot of girls who drink too much and think they were drugged, and a lot of girls who have had bad sex and feel dirty about it…..

The good news is that you can always just spend that money on a hooker, and I guess the men need to have some level of understanding that despite these girls using sugar baby sites to pay their rent, that isn’t a consent to fuck them….but it should be….hard to navigate a world of all girls acting like empowered sex workers…especially when you’re a young guy who has been watching rape porn, which statistically is a girl’s number 1 fantasy along with gangbangs, so they like watching it….weirdos….but these guys watch rape porn and think that’s how you treat a woman or how a woman wants to be treated…all thee porn girls doing rape content pretend to be empowered so how is some pervert dude walking around with an erection cuz you’re just always so horny from all this weird content…to know the difference.

I am not defending date rapists. I am saying the opposite..that it is crazy that it’s even a conversation.

Where were you assholes raised to think that…and to have no self control…

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2019

16

Aug

Dora Madison Burge Knows How to Work Out of the Day

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Dora Madison Burge has mastered the complicated content strategy of social media…get slutty….and the end result is relevance and clout….which leads to making your way as relevant and hireable…

All it took was some crotch shots, ass shots, titty shots..she was already doing cuz specific girls like taking nudes…and sharing nudes…and masturbate to the comments…slowly becoming more famous. Never too late to manipulate the people and develop the audience through nudes. Even when you think you’re too old. Put more confidence into us perverts to support our needs for nudes.

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2019

16

Aug

Erin Moriarty Topless of the Day

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Erin Moriarty topless in some movie called Driven

She is 25, was on One Life to Live, was on True Detective, was on Red Widow and Jessica Jones, and is part of the main cast of nerd show – The Boys…

Here she is showing tits….hot skinny body tits. Never noticed her before. Never heard of her before….but I am now a fan…

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2019

16

Aug

Dog Faced Nina Agdal Erotica of the Day

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Nina Agdal looks like she has Downs Syndrome and like she should be doing TikTok videos like the other people with Downs Syndrome…because if you’ve scrolled TikTok you’ll know that’s where Downs Syndrome makes dance videos….

Instead she’s getting half naked, a bikini version of Downs. Affirmative action, give retards a chance especially if they have hot bodies, even CELEBS like Leo DiCaprio bought into it, gave that helping hand because when you’re Leo…you need to fuck weird things to get off…cuz you’re bored of the typical hot model pussy….but still useless….but people like her….and this is her…

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2019

16

Aug

Phoebe Price Erotica of the Day

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Phoebe Price isn’t showing us her pussy, or flashing her pussy…but it’s another step in the right direction to the Phoebe Price sex tape….

I know what you’re thinking, she’s old, she’s not that hot, she’s shameless, and even in being shameless she’s got zero celebrity. Some old school tabloids may still like her random silly outfits…and people still read them…an amazing concept…like that Dinosaur that is TV…so Phoebe doesn’t realize she’s not relevant which I guess is 80 percent of the attitude you need to keep on keeping on…as she does.

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2019

16

Aug

Rumer Willis Hard Nipples of the Day

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Rumer Willis the rich kid with the rich parents who were so rich they kept her alive when she was born while most people would have used the potato for what it was destined to be…mashed or fried…

Idaho dreams….where the family have their mansion….or a small town…they have deep roots in Idaho and the potatoes of Idaho that they turned her into a child…

So thanks to their Bruce Willis and Demi Moore resources they took that potato out of the womb after a freaky Idaho coke party…where the team filled Demi up with some Idaho gold, that I guess they incubated it and allowed to grow into a human like hybrid…straight from Demi’s Roswell New Mexico alien pussy.

This is the end result.

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2019

16

Aug

Jordyn Jones Tight Leggings of the Day

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Jordyn Jones Is very important

This is her very important picture of her ass.

Some people may say that this is shameless, because it is. Girl is straight up saying “my ass looks cute, may delete later”…cuz like all these girls she’s a narcissist vain fuck who competing with other girls equally whoring out…doing the same thing..also loving their asses…thinking they have the best asses out there and the good news is that a lot of asses are good asses not all asses are good asses though. So any excuse to show ass. The more ass the better it is for us perverts…

So thanks Jordyn Jones is bringing the pervert low hanging fruit smut to us perverts who appreciate it.

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2019

16

Aug

Hailey Baldwin Bieber Interview Mag of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin Is zero ducking interesting in her existence on social media. Just a bottom feeding kardashian leach who was able to get divirginized by Bieber cuz she looked like Bieber and he likes the idea of fucking himself like he was Usher. Full of herpes.

The fact that she can leverage being married to him, like a good Christian, despite being a garbage Christian, totally horrible for society and totally a contradiction of the bible or Ten Commandments as she spent years trying to be a false idol, just that vain. But clearly people believe her lies and hype and they interview her…

What the fuck does Hailey Baldwin have to offer the world with her insight…nothing…so why is the media wasting resources on her? Cuz the media is low level trash that lives for low level trash to get clicks to sell to advertisers…which I guess I do too, I am a bootleg version of them, the hailey Baldwin of media…only I don’t suck her dick…I see her and I know she’s garbage.

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