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2019

08

Jul

Sydney Sweeney Bikini of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is hot…or the hottest young starlet out there right now thanks to her new show…and by hottest I mean sh’s got huge fucking tits on her small frame..it’s great fun to look at…

Her show is called Euphoria…based on an Israeli show that I guess presents young people how we like to think they are…slutty on the internet, slutty in school, slutty on dating apps, slutty on the streets…everyone fucking everyone…and in last night’s episode Sydney Sweeney had an orgasm while rubbing up on a carousel at the fair…

One character on the show is trans…not Sydney Sweeney…she is not the trans girl…but there is a trans girl and I saw that people only realized last night was trans, thanks to her flashing her trans tits….so when she had her weird gay anal sex they thought she was just having regular sex…despite the penis in her panties…reminding me that people watch TV while on their phones…idiots..

Not that we care about the trans girl, and the trans girl’s surprisingly big tits for a dude….

We care about Sydney Sweeney …barely…but she’s a refreshing new set of tits from the entertainment industry, and in an era of tits everywhere, you can never have too much tit, proven by the abundance of tit Sydney Sweeney has.

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2019

08

Jul

Woman Moons Gay Protestors and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman in Bra VS VIdeographer

Woman Gets Knocked Out at the Tropicana

Woman Eats Cockroach – Then Eats Bug Spray and Ends up in Hospital

Cobra in Scooter Engine

Pizza Deliver Dude Gets Soaked on Fourth of July

Toddler Smoke and Keeps it Funny

Boulder VS Tanker

Hydraulic Robot Arm Bowling

Woman Sips from Multiple Bottles of Soda and Puts it Back on Shelf

Eating Fire

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

08

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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While you spent the weekend trying to strategize on how to get a girl pregnant so that you’ll never be alone anymore, because you are just so lonely and all you crave is a woman you can love and who loves you enough to start a family….by watching hardcore throat fucking porn and buying dirty bathwater from weirdo nerd fetishists off the internet….

I was trying to integrate wearing a helmet everywhere I went so that everyone thinks I’m retarded and leave you alone when you do weird shit at the mall…like masturbate in changing rooms…to women’s discount shoes…or whatever…it is you’re into..

A productive weekend to say the least…

Here are some morning links…

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Female Pole Vault Team Hot
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Littl Kid Brings Home a Dead Squirrel…
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Rich Pedophile Gets Taken Down
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Barking Bird…
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Garbage Truck Eats Garbage Can
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Two Nuns Stole 5k and Ran Off to Vegas
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Live Action MULAN no one asked for
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WuTang Clan Gets Biopic..
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Fireworks Ignite in Car
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The Mars Home
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Milian in a Bikini – CHRISTINA MILIAN
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Key Ring Bear Trap
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British Couple Film Seagull Eat a Rat…
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2019

05

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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The creepiest thing about this debate or comments about Ariel, the Little Mermaid being black, is that it is happening amongst grown ass man….not even gay men, who are into that kind of thing, cuz they are gay….but straight dudes who see it as an attack everything good in the free world. You are all a bunch of fucking perverts…

Grown men fixating or voicing their half retard pervert opinion because Disney made an imaginary character a color you don’t approve of…an imaginary character doesn’t have a fucking color….I mean you realize that Jesus is black right, and you’ve been painting him white forever….not that that matters…

But to equate the mermaid to the PC culture and immigrants taking over….when we all know Disney is pandering, but whatever….it should least of your concerns…

You are not a 6 year old, you should not have an opinion on Disney Characters…people get arrested for that….as a grown man you shouldn’t be talking about mermaids unless you want to get beat by people who see you for the PEDO you are….Mermaids aren’t fucking real…you Disney Princess fetish weirdo….

Focus on what matters….THE TITS.

Here are some stepLINKS…

LOL. Wolf of Wall Street Guy has been Charged with Financial Crimes..
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Man Confronts Childhood Bully
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Ariel Winter Nip Slip
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Woman Faces 20 Years for Licking Ice Cream
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Celebs on 4th of July
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Moron In A Uhaul Destroys A Parking Garage
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Katharine McPhee Wedding Tits
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How to Drift in a Station Wagon
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Nevaeh Jolie in a See Through
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First Medal of Honor Ever Recorded
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Florida Couple Can Plant Veggies in Front Yard..
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Man Escapes Second Assassination
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Father Catches Pedo Trying to Fuck is Daughter…
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Heavy Metal Blue Grass
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How To Hypnotize a Chicken
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Companies Don’t Care About Gay People
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Liberal Road Rage.
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Drunk Man Navigates into Cop
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Man in his U-Haul
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Garbage Truck Eats Garbage Can..
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Brad Pitt Says Hollywood is a Young Man’s Game…
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Ivana Trump Ex Hates her Kids…
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Teyana Taylor THONG ASS…
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Jennifer Lawrence Disgusting
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Christina Milian in a Bikini
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Iris Mittenare Cleavage…
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Amanda Holden Upskirt…
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Dua Lipa Bra Top
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Pixie Lott in a Slutty Dress…
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Diane Kruger in a Dress
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Kendall Jenner Legs
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Rita Ora Slutty TItty TOp…
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From stepSMUT!!

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FOURTH OF JULY!
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They Call it Sex Work, but It’s Not Work at All….
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Anastasiya Avilova
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Hot Chick Showing Off How Flexible She is….
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Learning to Drive Stick
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Babe – Naked on ROck
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@ GIrls And Their Tits
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Slutty Shoppers
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Winner of the Bottlecap Challenge
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Slutty Fourth of July Posing
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9 Reasons to Say WTF was That
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Amateur Slut in School Girl Outfit
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Man Confronts Childhood Bully
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A Bunch of Ass
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How Did You Spend You Fourth of July?
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Hot Air Balloon Slams into Festival
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Candice Naked on a Chair
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Bra Doesn’t Fit
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Summer Titty Shoot
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Kate on the Pole…
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WTF is This Dude Drinking Piss For?
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Naked Balcony Girl
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Cam Girls Do Such Good Work for Us…
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2019

05

Jul

Ariel Winter Bra Top Nipple of the Day

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Look you can see recently deflated Ariel Winter, who I assume is on the KETO diet, in a bikini top, with her deflated tits, that aren’t only deflated by the KETO diet, but also from having her tits reduced when she was 16, cuz they had a mind of their own and she had to tame them, in what I call TERRIBLE fucking body mutilation, like cut yourself, not your tits, even if your nipples are paper plate sized, it’s summer and we love paper plates…for BBQs and as nipples…

So here is some of her nipple scar tissue from being hacked off in some fucking barbaric, primitive man, torture they call COSMETIC surgery….

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Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2019

05

Jul

Madison Beer – Knows What Matters of the Day

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Madison Beer knows what matters when it comes to marketing her music….

Madison Beer understands what is important when it comes to pics of her…

And So Do I…. this pic / outfit / the best we’ve seen of her…and now I’m gonna drink some beer thinking about beer tits, that you’d want to fill like a beer tap, if you had what it took, like a penis.

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Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW

2019

05

Jul

Melanie Griffith Bikini Body of the Day

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Melanie Griffith….Daughter of Tippy Hedren…vagina of Don Johnson and Banderas…mom of Don Johnson…

Living the rich kid dream at 300 million years old

Bold but when shameleess you can overcome and power through half naked.

I love everything about it.

Check out the abs on this pile of slop.

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2019

05

Jul

Sofia Resing Nipples of the Day

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Her name Sofie Resing, she’s a “Brazilian Model”..

She was represented by

Women 360 New York, Women Milan, Major Paris, Storm London, Uno Spain, Modellink Sweden, Ford Miami, Way Sampa, 40 Graus Rio, Vision Cape Town, …post in her bio.

She looks pretty good to me, but I could just be distracted by her tits…You know a fan of her style…

But what do I know, I think all tits are worth looking at, but I am a dude who doesn’t get off the couch, who doesn’t work, who is totally out of touch, and who has had sex with some disgusting things…so I am a pretty easy target, easily pleased…I am all for low effort content…Give me all the clickbait you can, I will click…

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2019

05

Jul

Sara Sampaio Nipples of the Day

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Sara Sampaio has nipples in here dress – because this is the style of the times. Walk around with your tits out. It is fashion, it is art, it is high concept, it is what the people want, while being empowering because she sold her nipples off to the evil Underwear brand and she can now reclaim them as her own and show them off to the people…all the people…who care to see some Fisherman’s daughter with her tits out.

Good times.

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2019

05

Jul

Natalie Alyn Lind Titty Shake Watermelon Murder of the Day

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Who the fuck is Natalie Alyn Lind …and why is she making a black dude trap…

I know Racism man…it is systematic….deeply ingrained in the psyche of the American people…don’t blame me!

Blonde thick girls trying to get fucked…addicted to hip hop….as they are…doing viral summer Fourth of July videos with the titty bounce. I appreciate it.

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Posted in:Natalie Alyn Lind|SFW