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2019

24

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Come on I’ll get you an ice cream.

Ice Cream shops hate their best customers…

I know this by being the guy people look at the ice cream shop and say “no” when offered the second scoop….

Is something that happens tome in every ice cream shop and it’s not some insecurity, lack of confidence, or narcissism where I think I’m being watched when I am not…I am not that kind of Schizo….

It is just fact…I am the reminder that fat is real and that ice cream shops don’t want that reminder around….it’s bad for business….

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Woman Plans to Marry Chandelier…
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Bungee JUmp FAIL
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Near Miss of a Moose…
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Axe Mishap
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Bella Thorne Nips..
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Elle Fanning Sexier Than
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Steve Irwin’s Daughter – Not Killed by a Sting Ray – But No Longer Available for You To Fuck
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Olivia Munn Cameltoe…
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Forever 21 Sends Customers Diet Bars…
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Big Black Booty on the Beach
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2019

23

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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When old meth addicts clean up and get normal jobs after going back to school as part of their “Program”….end up as your dental hygienist…where all you see is scars from the scabs and needles cuz when you’re a meth addict you aren’t limited to just smoking the shit…is always a good sign that you’re at the wrong dentist…

The motherfucker clearly hired some bitch he probably met when volunteering his dental work on the streets as good guys do…where he met thee toothless whore, where he fell in love with her ability to suck dick all gummy and wet…and he saw the project she presented him to clean up that rank fucking mouth as a calling….and here she is with dentures and her hand down your throat…

Not that I go to the dentist….but I did see one leave a dental office and thought to myself that it would suck if I did go to the dentist and I got suck with METH bitches getting their hands in my mouth…instead of their mouth pussy…

I don’t think this translated into a post successfully.

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Nicole Kidman Embarrassed Keith Urban Called her a Sex Maniac
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Police Chase Suspect in a T-Rex Costume
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David Spade on Tragedy
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Beyonce was Photoshopped into thee Lion King Cast Photo
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Elle Fanning – BIkini
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Jesus Loving Bieber Grabbing his Whore Wife’s Ass for Jesus
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Woman Tells Loader to Fill her Trailer…Instead of Arguing…He Fills Her Trailer
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Rachel Bilson SWIMSUIT
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Kim Garner Wet Pink Bikini…
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Dolphin Tries Fucking a Girl
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Shannen Doherty Filming Riverdale
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Nicole Murphy Making Out with a Married Dude while Wearing a Bikini
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Some Naked Playboy Chick
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Idiot Cyclist Forgets to Stop
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Courier Crashes into Garden
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Amazon Driver Shits in Yard
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Trump Shows up to Wedding- People Go Nuts
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Can We Get a Round of Applause
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Art Neville – DEAD
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The Hills Got Renewed – Wee Live in Hell
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Lime Scooter Guy on the Freeway
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Tom Brady Cliff Jumping with Daughter
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Once Upon a Time Premiere
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Cardi B – Gross Tattoo
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Couple in Pool Almost Get Eating by a Crocodile Looking THing
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Turkish Ice Cream
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Snakes Try Saving Family
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Semen Eating Blogger
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Tom Hanks as Mr Rogers
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Girl Run Over by Motorized Wheelchair
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Tight Slutty Outfit – KINDA
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Kim Garneer – Hot Bikini
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Sarah Hyland Legs
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Adriana Lima in a Red Dress
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Una Healy – LEGS
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Sweeney Big Tits
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Emma Roberts Legs
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Karlie Kloss Cleavage
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Sofia Richie Got Tits
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Rebecca Gayheart – Killed a Kid
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7 Public Acts that Make you a Whore
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PUSSY MEAT
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Making the Impossible Possible – FISTING
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2019

23

Jul

Isabela Moner in a Bikini of the Day in a Bikini of the Day

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Isabela Moner turned 18 about 10 days ago – you fucking perverts…

These pictures are of her freshly turned 18 year old tits making an appearance in a coming out party or big reveal…

She is from PERU at least ethnically on her mother’s side…she was born in OHIO…much less exciting than being an annoying college kid backpacking Machu Picchu…

She’s an idiot who says, despite being born in OHIO and her dad being white from LOUISIANA….she feels more Peruvian than American…which is some dumb shit to say when you’re fucking American but I guess we are used to American haters..

She’s best known for being in the live action DORA THE EXPLORER in 2018…I don’t think th movie has come out but if this is how you view that character in the cartoon – you’re a weirdo.

She was also in Transformers, which is a hit now that everyone is trans…

So anyway, It is summer…and summer is for bikinis….this is a bikini and we are pervy….

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2019

23

Jul

Maggie Q in a Bikini of the Day

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Maggie Q is Hollywood’s answer to asian celebrity, because she’s only half asian, and half white, so you can understand her when she says words that start with the letter “R”….

Her story is great, her dad was a soldier in Vietnam war, not a defector, but a hero….who I guess was violating local Vietnamese women like they do in the movies and evntually ended up making babies with at least one of them and to offset his guilt of raping and killing off Vietnamese villages, like in the movies, he offered to bring them both home to America….and have a life with them…a true here…

First comes Napalm, then Comes Sex with local Hookers trying to make money for food on your days off, then comes Maggie Q in a baby carriage..back in 1979…a good year…

So this old asian bitch is out in her bikini looking good cuz it is summer…and summer is for bikinis…

At least she’s skinny…not bad for a 40 year old…

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2019

23

Jul

American Hating Soccer Player Tits of the Day

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Megan Rapinoe is the Soccer Playing America Hating lesbian haircut who got Political when she won some girl soccer game….as she fought to get paid as much as men…because she may or may not be a man…doing a LADYBUGS hustle but less entertaining than Rodney Dangerfield, but then again, I always assume hard body, hard faced, dykes with dyke haircuts are men….don’t blame me, blame the musculature for her high testerone….that unlike most trans people isn’t really off-setting the tits…cuz clearly she’s got tits…American Flag desecrating tits….

It is summer…and summer is for bikinis….and I don’t know anything about Megan Rapinoe or her American hating, I just think her tits are good for a dyke looking muscular dude…and here’s her SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIM to prove it..

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2019

23

Jul

Rachel Bilson Gets Wet of the Day

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Rachel Bilson is pretty wholesome in her one piece bikini. I am not sure if she’s just a classy girl who likes to have a little mystery in the era of hardcore sluts everywhere, or maybe she’s just a religious weirdo trying to find her bearings after her husband abducted her and locked her up in a Canadian farm…where he controlled her and kept her all for himself when she was a hit babe on the OC and prime candidate to get out there and slut…instead she had a kid, and now divorced is dabbling with this half naked on the internet….but barely, a little sticking in a toe in before fully getting wet/jerked off to, but I am confident ya’ll can jerk off to her…cuz perverts are good at that…

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2019

23

Jul

Bella Hadid Getting Wet of the Day

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I knew I had seen this video of Bella Hadid washing up before..but this one is far less cute…

Rat Face bitch…isn’t even as good as the first time around cuz that’s what happens when ugly girls get told they are hot by the world…they get confused, it causes a glitch in the matrix and goes against everything we know..

It’s like how fat girls on dating sites are getting fucked everyday / multiple times a day and now have confidence, while actual hot chicks need none of this shit cuz they are confident in their hotness..not overly confident cuz they think they are ugly all their lives…then the world convinces they aren’t…and they go over the fucking top…

It’s just not the way HUMANITY is supposed to work.

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2019

23

Jul

Jordyn Jones Slutty of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is a young slut from the internet.

She may have mainstream coverage, maybe her mom January Jones and her dad Tom Jones put some money behind her Youtube Channel…

Maybe her uncle Tommy Lee Jones hooked her up with meetings with his exec friends to give them something to use to connect with younger audience….

I don’t know the story, I just know she exists…is a child dancer…and perverts like her…..and we are together perverts…lost together whilst staring at her ass…her round dance ass..

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2019

23

Jul

Kourtney Kardashian Desperate for Attention of the Day

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Kourtney Kardashian aka the old one…is doing slutty content in her 40s, because no matter how slutty she goes, it will never be as slutty as Kim taking unprotected black cock up inside her to establish a life for her and her family that is worth billions…from porno career to billion dollar AVON ladies rocking huge brand partnerships and now working in politics cuz the world is fucking nuts, one big confusing sci/fi movie….

There is zero reason why Kim and her family went viral, they should have ended with that porno tape like so many careers died in the past because of that kind of thing, and where so many careers that were dead would get that nail in the coffin from a sex tape, where as these idiots – all of them – flourished and abused all of us with their shit….pretending they are important even though their lives barely matter….

This is all just marketing to further elevate their nonsense….but people like this one, the more wholesome one, who is a whore like the rest of them..

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2019

23

Jul

Maya Hawke Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Maya Hawke at the Once Upon a Time..in Hollywood movie premier…..

I already did a post on it, it’s huge Hollywood news….but the most important thing about the premiere from my extensive research after not being invited to the premiere since I don’t exist is….Maya Hawke’s big titties…

The daughter of UMA THURMAN, who Quentin had a crush on in a weird way and cast her in all his movies, meaning he saw this one grow up, they are friends of the family….and Uma may have even been pregnant with Maya on on of Tarantino’s set….so it’s only natural for the stalker, not Uma’s legit stalker who got arrested many years ago and got 3 years probably, but Tarantino and his variation of obsession who cast her in everything to want her baby and her baby’s big tits around to party…

If you can’t get the mom, get the 21 year old daughter…

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