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2019

23

Jul

Rumer Willis Almost Nipple of the Day

Rumer Willis Almost Nipple

This is what the world needs right now…

Demi Moore’s daughter – RUMER WILLIS – Who may or may not identify as a woman, and who may or may not identify as a human, and who may or may not identify as a Potato because that is the shape of her head….with her tits busting out…

I’ve made fun of Rumer Willis on the internet for a long time, which is pretty fucking dumb if you think about it, she’s barely trying to get famous in her own right, and it was really just slaughtering someone who had no control over being born to Demi…

I should have just fixated on Demi’s shortcomings by using RUMER as a reference to how broken Demi’s vagina / uterus / genetics are….and to draw attention to just how much Plastic Surgery she’s had…as it reminds me of a story of a China Man who sued his wife for misleading him with plastic surgery when they had an ugly kid…

That said, Rumer has gone onto get face injections, find fitness and is looking better than ever as she lives that rich kid from a broken home with a pervert stepdad life….but I could just be distracted by the tits.

Rumer Willis Almost Nipple

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2019

23

Jul

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood TIts of the Day

The most hyped up movie of the year that I am sure all of you are excited about…in part because you love Tarantino movies…you love Manson and his sex cult and don’t think he deserved the jail time because he planted the idea in people’s heads but wasn’t actually the one committing the crimes….but more importantly you love Leo and Brad Pitt…so dreamy…but your homosexuality is closeted so instead you fixate on Margot Robbie’s terrible Acting / American Accent / Pregnant tits….all dead….

Here are the people at the premiere….

MAYA HAWKE CUZ HER MOM IS UMA THURMAN WHO TARANTINO CREEPED ON BY PUTTING HER IN ALL HIS MOVIES…

VANESSA HUDGENS WHO I THINK IS PREGNANT WITH ELVIS’ BABY….BASED ON HER FAT UTERUS IN RECENT PICS….BUT NOT TOO PREGNANT FOR PREMIERES…

SYDNEY SWEENEY AND HER MONSTER TITS FROM EUPHORIA IN A DRESS…

SOFIA VERGARA NOT TOO OLD TO MAKE AN APPEARANCE….

MARGOT ROBBIE WHO DIES IN THE MOVIE THE WAY WE WANT HER OVERRATED ASS….TO BE…

ADRIANA LIMA IS OLD AS SHIT…

MARGARET QUALLEY

BRITNEY SPEARS…A TIMELESS GODDESS

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2019

23

Jul

Selena Gomez Birthday Tits of the Day

Selena Gomez Birthday Tits

Here she is in Rome, braless….focus on the braless cuz that face looks pretty fucking rough.

She is celebrating her birthday, while looking really fucking rough, despite Mexican women aging pretty decent, but she’s only half Mexican so maybe that’s why….or maybe it’s just hard living, over extended, all burned out and shit at 27 because her mom, who had her at 16, and was able to carve out this dream for them, probably destroyed this girl at her core long before any Bieber relationship did.

The in and out of rehab shit is just her way of surviving, with her chronic illness that will kill her, her new kidney that will one day fail, and her face injected face and titties that I guess were an attempt to rebrand…

She’s the victim, a famous and rich victim….and she fucking looks it.

All these famous people are spoiled coddled assholes who don’t realize how easy they have it..and self destruct…Lohan all over again…who can afford to never work again…but instead keeps going back to this being famous shit….despite looking 40.

Selena Gomez Birthday Tits


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2019

23

Jul

Willow Smith Bikini of the Day

Willow Smith Bikini

Willow Smith is out here in a bikini….

Not only does she have a silly fucking name, you know like JOSIE CANSECO the dad wants his legacy to be part of his baby girl….even though she’s going to inherit his legacy regardless of the name…and be a total shitty rich kid about it because Will Smith is fucking rich and these kids grew up in Calabassas with the Kardashians and are therefore shit…no matter how many vegan food truck food giveaways they coordinate for the homeless…

But she’s also got the ass of a 10 year old boy, something some people look for in 18 year old women….to keep their fetishes within the parameters of the law…

The real question is where the hell is DJ Jazzy Jeff…you know cuz parents just don’t understand….

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2019

23

Jul

Charisma Carpenter Hard Nipples of the Day

Charisma Carpenter Hard Nipples

Charisma Carpenter

People, not many people, but people…are very into Charisma Carpenter.

Forgotten from the days of Buffy even after doing Playboy when it mattered, always an exhibitionist, continuing it into her old age…not a terrible thing, not a great thing either, but a thing I’ll stare at cuz I love sluts…

When finding out that the only people who visit the site are in their 40s yesterday, I decided to only give you bitches you jerked off to in the past.

I am the TURNER CLASSIC MOVIE of the internet….only with new slutty content, and without Ted Turner’s billions of dollars, or Jane Fonda pussy juice scars on my dick.

Right. Totally..

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2019

23

Jul

Eliza Dushku Pregnancy Erotica of the Day

Eliza Dushku Pregnanct Erotica

Remember Eliza Dushku?

She is pregnant at 100 fucking years old.

The one good thing about this site is that we’ve all got old as fuck together, which mans all you 45 year old fucks will remember Eliza Dushku for being the hot chick in all those popular teen movies before the internet created social media and we had no need to watch shit comedies that were formulaic and dumb for the tits…we could just scroll feeds and leave comments directly on the girl you want to fuck with hopes of not getting deleted…

With that advancement, Dushku’s career went to shit and ran back to Boston where she went back to school and laid out her new life….where I guess she has guys cum in her…thinking at 40 she can’t get pregnant….even though I guess you can…

I figure I should post this, since no one else gives a fuck about Dushku.

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2019

23

Jul

Camila Cabello Erotica of the Day

camila cabello erotica

Camila Cabello is the new Selena Gomez…at least she is trying to be..

I don’t know what these slutty pics of her are for….I am not going to bother googling that…I am more into spreading the good word of the lord and by lord I mean pop culture…America’s real church…and only religion…

I do know that Camila Camila Cabello is some Cuban girl who made it in America, unlike her cousin ELIAN GONZALEZ …who America put back on the raft he drifted in on….to return him FIDEL…RIP.

This girl is living the American dream, taking the place of an actual American, because these naturalized immigrants, who started out as illegals, are stealing all the jobs from the local Americans…who are sick, fat and lazy from all the junk food and crippling debt.

It’d be a more interesting story if her career wasn’t that of a pop star in a slutty group, turned solo performer, like Nicole Scherzinger…and every Spice Girl except POSH….you know more of a sex worker dying in an alley like a statistic….or maybe just her sucking dick for rent money..

But instead she could sing, started to sing and now sings….

The only interesting angle on her is that her boyfriend, PORTUGUESE SHAWN MENDES, is a queer…so if they do fuck..it’s in her butt…cuz if it was in the pussy hole she’d have a bunch of kids by now cuz Cubans are fertile….solid breeders…

That’s all I got on this one.


Here she is in Miami living her latina life
camila cabello erotica

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2019

23

Jul

Woman Uses Dildo on Uber Driver and Other Videos of the Day

Boozed Up Biker

Truck and Excavator

Backflip Fail at the Pool

Explosion at the Workshop

Rat Showering

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

23

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The good news is that it seems like the young crowd that is coming up have a weird and twisted sense of humor. I see random holocaust jokes, sexist jokes, perverted jokes on social media by both guys and girls….enough to assume these perverts who grew up on hardcore porn – are a little less uptight than the older generation of women getting naked on the internet with so much annoying pretense, instead of just doing it for fun…you know they think they are political martyrs or some shit paving the way for future women to prosper – insane.

The bad news is that I am an old fuck and all of you are old fucks, because we haven’t tapped into the younger market, so my humor will officially never be able to go mainstream or to buy me a private jet, which you know is on the top of my TODO list…second in lin to “hopefully I can afford a 6 pack tonight”….

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Girl Gets Run Over by Moterized Wheel Chair
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Dude Struggling with Party Girl on his Shoulders
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Ben Affleck Reunite…
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Woman Uses BMX as a Weapon
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Van with 200 Million of ICE crashes in COP
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Elle Fanning Bikini
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Maitland Ward Slut…
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People React to Iphone 11
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Seth Rogan VS Game of Thrones
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Quick Bodywork in a Driveway
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Britney Spears in 2004
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Dude USES the Force
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Close Call of the Day
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SMOKE THAT FROZEN PIPE TO STAY COOOL….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2019

23

Jul

Dora Madison Burge Panties of the Day

Dora Madison Burge Panties

I still don’t know who Dora Madison Burge but by the looks of her, she’d be something worthy of burying your face in and binging and purging off the shit…literally…

ALl these girls on the internet doing shit in their underwear….is weird when you are old enough to remember when girls would freak out if you saw them in a bra…hell when I was in High School girls would be humilated if you saw the top of their underwear and teased them about it…or even a bra strap…a FUCKING bra strap and now all girls, not just starved for attention Dora Madison Burge girls, are doing fucking YOGA in their underwear…for everyone to see the period stains if they have a keen enough eye…and that’s just nutty.

Dora Madison Burge Panties
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