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2023

20

Dec

Britney Spears’ New Old Dance Video of the Day

I figure with these freaks from the internet or social media, mainly people with no souls, totally lost and empty consumers with a suburban mindset, trying to seemingly have more purpose, meaning, substance so they attach themselves to things like ice baths, meditation, mindfullness, and other really self involved new age bullshit to fill the whole in their hearts the size of god….all stretching, breathing, talking about their feelings and trauma, healing, usually in the comfort of their multi million dollar minimalist home….surrounded by down to earth things like a 1975 Land Rover Defender they paid 400,000 dollars for.

Anyway, in a time where these mantras and retreats, mental health medicated retards, self involve narcissism is upon us, we should do our own kind of meditation, like staring at Britney’s tits in a weird top as she dances around without her Christmas tree in the background of her favorite shooting locaiton, because she’s still in captivity or dead.

Clearly an old video, but reposted making it new again, and despite being Britney Spears, only 50k liked her video, it’s like they’re trying to kill her off on social media like they did in real life too….

I still find the whole conspiracy fun.

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2023

20

Dec

Daniella Chavez is the Instagram Of The Day

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Since social media controls the world or at least the advertising dollars now that TV and Websites are dead since all eyes are on social media. The new celebrity is the social media star, which may not be anything new, but it’s something I’ve pretty much ignored all these years until one of the influencers goes viral for being the main character of the day for doing dumb shit like licking toilets, killing themselves in funny ways or other viral moments.

I am adding social media celebs to the content mix, instead of those dumb galleries of ugly chicks getting naked, since social media celebs actually have followers.

So we’ll start today with Daniella Chavez, an influencer and model who has a lot of followers, some who may actually be real.

She’s potentially from Chile and she went viral for having had sex with Ronaldo in 2015, an totally valid reason to be famous, one that comes without all the bullshit of being an artist or creator when really it can be reduced to “I fucked Ronaldo” and the new fans swoop in…LIKE/FOLLOW and get her paid.

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2023

19

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Nothing says holidays like finger banging a co-worker when she’s drunk at the Christmas party, knowing that she may try to me-too you, but thanks to your low level ambition, the fact that you’re a total failure….

So thanks to you being insignificant, the girl you finger banged will likely keep the finger banging to herself out of shame of being finger banged by you, rather than trying to get something out of it like the other #MeToos, because she knows the only thing she’ll get is the reputation of being finger banged by the guy who cleans the toilets.

Even if they did punish you for the drunken finger bang thanks to things getting out of hand, they’d probably not bother firing you because they know how hard it is to find someone with as little self worth as you. Irreplaceable due to your level of insignicance.

You can’t cancel someone who barely exists….and there is comfort in that.

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5 Gifts for The Holiday Host!
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Bella Harris Slight See Through at UnPrisoned Premiere!
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JAKE PAUL KEEPS HIS PROMISE AND KNOCKS OUT ANDRE AUGUST IN THE FIRST ROUND
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2023

19

Dec

Stella Hudgens Cum Eating Grin of the Day

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As expected, the content stream has gone more hardcore for Stella Hudgens on her deep dive into low level content.

The self produced porno usually starts with some underwear pics and depending on the level of fame becomes full fledged gangbang content because as predicted and seen time and time again, they get hooked on the money and respond to the money by trying to keep the money coming in through the content and the only way a simple mind can do that is by going more and more hardcore.

People lack real manipulation skills, where they can get more out of a motherfucker by NOT going nude, but that’s just expected in this instant gratification world of bullshit.

The fact she’s a celebrity sibling makes the cum cosplay on the titties far more interesting than some random girl working at the gas station following her dreams to leave her shitty small town, because she seemingly doesn’t need to produce porn and only does it because she likes it, making it all the more weird….in a good way obviously, because we get to watch it unfold like her labia in the near future because that’s how things are progressing around here.

Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2023

19

Dec

Olivia Cláudia Motta Casta is the Instagram Of The Day

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Her name is Olivia Cláudia Motta Casta, but her instagram added a DOUBLE X to her first and last name, since she doesn’t do porn so she’s not XXX, spelling out OliviaCa staXX….totally appropriate because she’s got a huge set of boobs….probably a big part of the reason she’s got 3 million followers. Clever marketing!

I am into the internet hot chicks, even though I hate influencers, I actually hate celebrities more.

There is a whole world full of hot chicks trying to get seen, so why not do our best to document every single hot chick producing content for her influencer, onlyfans model dreams. Actual celebs in LA are fucking boring, they are dog shit, high paid, egotistical dog shit, but internet has proven they don’t actually matter no matter how hard the satanists push them on us.

Which is why I support the unknown instagram model with millions of followers showing her tits, it just seems more pure, more driven, more interesting….which isn’t saying much, but check her out.

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2023

19

Dec

Britney Spears Does a Really Awkward Dance of the Day

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Here’s some Britney Spears bringing in the Christmas spirit because she’s doing her awkward mom at the bar who took a few too many sedatives that she mixed with alcohol at the all inclusive resort after going through a divorce….

I guess her team is happy that her Christmas Tree in the background can finally make sense in the content stream, because they occasionally post this Christmas content in the summer because it’s recycling old content on the regular on her feed, you know because she’s FREE and old content is what FREE people do.

The main reason I don’t think this is Britney is because how bad she is at dancing while being Britney Spears, someone who committed her whole life to song and dance….the old content is questionalble…but the dancing brings it fucking home.

Where’s real BRITNEY….who is this imposter playing with her tits…

Posted in:Britney Spears

2023

19

Dec

Bella Thorne for the Panty Sniffers Out There of the Day

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I am a panty sniffer and I figure there’s nothing to be ashamed of, especially not in this era of perverts, because everyone’s got some freakish fetish, from cutting dicks and tits off, to fucking cut off dicks and tits, it’s all presented as being “SEX POSITIVE”…

So saying I’m a panty sniffer won’t get the same reaction as the days in the bar trying to convince girls in skirts wearing panties to sell me their panties to sniff….

I take the panty sniffing hobby pretty seriously, like a wine collector who considers himself a sommelier, you know enjoying and understanding the unique bouquet of smells from each pair of panties…

An expert panty sniffer can tell where a woman is in her cycle, what kind of diet she eats, whether she’s got a yeast infection, or a UTI or IBS….

Bella Thorne, a Disney Kid who took on the social media shit because she didn’t like social media people being more popular than her, realizing she deserved more clout being a Disney Kid, and taking on their tactics of controversy, viral content and selling nudes, is in her panties….

I can only imagine the terroir these panties reek of….and that’s not necessarily exciting but it’s something…

Posted in:Bella Thorne

2023

19

Dec

Is This Actually Taylor Swift’s Racy Behind the Scenes of the Day

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Taylor Swift is all the fucking rage because she’s managed to be the personality that manipulated to audiences on an international level. Creating a billion dollar tour and cashing the fuck in harder than she already has because she was already a huge star before this tour, this tour was just icing on the satanic agenda being able to manipulate the minds of the retards because they can and they decided she was the one to do it….

Whether she writes her own songs or controls her career or not is irrelevant to me, she’s managed to be the only skinny 5 foot 11 blonde chick with literally zero sex appeal, no matter how many dicks she fucks, models she potentially fucks, and perversion she likely has…she just can’t give the boners you’d want.

She’s currently manipulating the NFL crowd in some weird mainstream popculture way, thanks to fucking a star player on a hyped team….just further pushing Taylor Swift on us…and the good news is that some of her BTS pics from her recent visit to the set of a famous kid’s show, because she’s an icon were leaked.

I don’t know the legalities of AI art that is semi pornographic, but we’ll hope the characters in these pics lack the IP that can destroy a blogger reposting this shit…since they’re all very rich and scary people…and it’s obviously all in GOOD fun.

IT IS ART PEOPLE…relax..

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2023

19

Dec

Alec Baldwin’s Raging Like a Murderer of the Day

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There was a time when Alec Baldwin threatened me on twitter, it was the glory days when I could annoy people on the internet because the internet wasn’t as dark and annoying of a place that has since sucked the life out of us. He was potentially mad that I used to mock his daughter, but being attacked by the Alec Baldwin foundation at the time was funny, probably better than being attacked by Alec Baldwin now that he’s got the taste of blood….

I have always had a general dislike for Alec Baldwin as a celebrity, he’s just not as appealing as he thinks he is and he consistently throws tantrums like a little bitch actor, because actors are all little bitches, which makes them zero intimidating, like I could totally make Baldwin cry, coddled wimpy loud mouthed bitch.

When he pulled the trigger and took out that camera girl, who may have been a spy, it was pretty fucking funny to me, not because a girl died, but because of course the tempter tantrum bitch actor was behind the death of someone even if it was marketed as a work accident.

He didn’t go to jail which was unfortunate to me, but he might as well be locked up from Ireland Baldwin, his larger than life, or at least a lot larger than the average girl, daughter he went nuts on when she was just a little kid, calling her a pig for the world to see, and yet he still got work from the likes of Tina Fey and whoever else hired the monster since then.

They are all accomplices in the murder they package as a work accident….

Anyway, the actor was seen without his wife he’s bred a lot despite her fake accent and origin story, at some bullshit protest that I have no opinion on, because I don’t get involved in shit I don’t care about….

But Baldwin did, because he’s angry like a murdering actor doesn’t give a shit about letting the world see him rage like a murdering actor because actors don’t get in trouble for things like murder. They do probably get insurance payouts because they are seen as work accidents though!

One day, we can all hope someone gives this monster what he deserves….it won’t be me, since I don’t care, but there’s gotta be someone out there who deeply hates everything about him…..

In the meantime, his tantrums are entertaining….so here’s a new one.

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2023

19

Dec

Lan Isobel Fairbain is the Instagram Of The Day

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Her name is LAN…which I think some of you IT guys might be able to jerk off to her name alone because LAN stands for a LOCAL AREA NETWORK and nothing hotter than setting those up in the office back in the late 90s….all that seat sniffing and having some sense of purpose when the non-tech savvy women would call you to help with their email…SO HOT…

Her name is actually Lan Isobel Fairbain and she’s an instagram influencer or content creator who I assume is not AI, but I don’t know if you should assume anything, there’s an annoying expression about that….

She sells her light erotica as a monetization strategy, so she’s not pushing bullshit products on us aggressively, she’s strictly saying she’s hot enough to cocktease you into her trap by getting you to subscribe.

I don’t know if she does insertion videos, which is the only light erotica I like, but I know she’s got some followers on instagram, some are probably real….so enjoy her content stream.