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2024

24

Jan

Izabela Izycka is the Instagram Of The Day

Izabela Izycka is an entrepreneur…thanks to her use of her giant tits…

It’s nice to see that a business plan for a budding entrepreneur really only requires one page or one strategy when the entrepreneur has big tits and that’s to show the big tits as hard as she can so that as many people follow the big tits and that way the big tits can sell them shit they don’t need…..but that they buy anyway because they are mesmorized or in a spell thanks to the big tits…

That’s not to reduce entrepreneur and college graduate Izabela Izycka as solely being a set of tits, but that’s kinda what she’s doing to herself in her content stream and if she reduces herself to be just tits, why the fuck can’t we….especailly when it’s ALL we see.

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2024

23

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I feel like if I had a purposeful life, I’d have a more meaningful life, a less miserable life, a more enlightened existence….But when your life work involves uploading bullshit celebrity content you can find on instagram with mean spirited commentary about these people I don’t care about for a bunch of assholes who don’t actually give a shit, but that are just using me like a dancing monkey who doesn’t even know how to fucking dance, so just a fucking monkey….creating a very TOXIC environment that lacks total fulfillment in my fucking soul…and I blame you…

Maybe I need to connect to a deeper place within myself to find using prostate massagers like that is my purpose….instead of being an internet slave laborer that doesn’t even do the good slave work….I could be an actual laborer using my hands to create mediocre things, I’m not very talented….but treading water on a slowly sinking ship….on this swamp of the internet..

Thanks for joining me on this 3/4 life crisis when the internet broke my spirit and by internet I mean YOU…..scumbag.

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Surfer Tia Blanco Does a Yoga Move!
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Britney Spears got a stripper pole
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2024

23

Jan

Stella Hudgens Brings the Emoji Censored Nudes of the Day

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Stella Hudgens just keeps on leveling up her mastery of the nude for profit…..

She is click baiting us with censored nudes….hoping we subscribe to see the uncensored version….getting the emoji’s removed for her personal gain like an easily marketed to motherfucker who has probably been rooked into ever telemarketer who calls you because you’re lonely and they feel liker your trustworthy scheming buddies….

I still appreciate celebrity siblings who turn to the dark side….I wish all women applied these clickbait tactics to all their social media content and to their real outfits…because I like sluts.

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2024

23

Jan

Britney Spears Crackhead Panty Dance of the Day

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I guess Britney Spears has made her instagram private, because she wants to keep her community or content stream private for her officially followers of over 45 million people….you know an intimate group.

I don’t follow Britney Spears because I don’t waste my time on social media, I am too cool to be that desperate but likely a failure on the internet for not being that desperate when I should have been that desperate since social media people get paid.

So I don’t know when this weird panty dance video in a pair of knee high socks and weird retard slippers took. place, but they are saying it’s a recent post.

Sure it looks like it was shot in the mid 90s on a VHS before being transferred to digital and re-uploaded to social media, but she’s just a billion dollar brand in the entertainment space, she knows content better thanm we do…and that’s why this is so glossy, HDTV shit….

I still think Britney is dead, that this is a body double or old content used to keep her alive…but that’s just the conspiracy theorist in me, who has seen conspiracies come true….

For example, I watched Moonstruck accidentally last week, I even googled Norman Jewison who is not a Jewish son, and saw he still lived in Canada which was weird to me…then he died the next day….I’m not saying watching Moonstruck killed him, but the algorithm that made me watch Moonstruck probably did….something to think about while looking at Britney Shake her Ass…

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2024

23

Jan

Sarah Michelle Gellar Shows Off her Chest Plate of the Day

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As a supporter of anorexia, an appreciator of low body fat, an advocate for skin hanging off bone bitches for a number of reasons….

Skinny is hot and not because they look too weak to run from my advances, but if I was a creeper with testosterone and a will to chase my prey that would potentially be the number one reason I want weak and skinny boney corpse like women….you know just their sternum plate pushing through their chest harder than you want to push your dick in their bony ass…

Skinny girls are great because they aren’t fat, sloppy, lazy and clearly motivated and restrictive….WILL POWER is worth celebrating because it’s far easier to be an old weathered pig in this era than a skinny enough that I can see your arteries through her thin layer of skin….skinny don’t look sick to me….it looks perfect..

So Sarah Michelle Gellar coming through at some event where she does a little “maybe she’s a speed” jiggle….as every bone and ligament shines through because of her low body fat….

She’s in her mid-40s or even her 50s at this point, but the Buffy the Vampire Slayer is looking better than the rest of the cast….so that deservers a celebration through masturbation directed at her.

This is an accomplishment….here’s a round-up of her achievements….

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2024

23

Jan

Barbara Palvin’s in Lingerie of the Day

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Barbara Palvin is either married or soon to be married to one of the Sprouse twins from the Suite Life of a Zach and Cody. I don’t know if that means she used to watch the show and fantasize about making love to the twins from her war torn cold water flat in Hungary…..you know getting her bootleg feed from the Disney Channel or whatever that show was on from one of her Communist Spy friends who knew how to tap into the American satellites.

when she first dropped in American via Victoria’s Secret she was like 18 and they linked her to Justin Bieber, so I guess she’s always had a thing for the Teen Beat coverboys created by the industry…

Anyway, she is still in lingerie, all these years later and she’s looking less fat than she was when Victoria’s Secret dropped her for being plus sized, only to replace her with her friend Stella Maxwell….and I appreciate a classic bikini/underwear model still existing without rocking a boner, or chopping off her tits, or being 400 pounds and retarded or handicapped in this woke era…..just classic good looking half nakedness is all we need.

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2024

23

Jan

Bella Thorne’s Flower Back of the Day

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I don’t know if people jerk off to Bella Thorne, but she’s a fixture in the pop culture Hollywood scene, thanks to being bred by the industry, trained as a Disney Kid before turning 18 and being told to venture off like an AMISH on RUMSPRINGER, delving into the sleazy and engaging world of Social Media Trash, even launching her only exclusive content site to show off her titties, all in efforts to keep the fans thinking she wasn’t some industry created NARC, but rather and escapee who was just like them.

Anyway, the big tits and big ass were in Paris in a TIGHT dress and if that’s not exciting, then her latest movie announcement which is that she’s having her feature directorial debut with a movie about a Gay Man growing up in the Bible Belt….just what the people need in terms of pandering bullshit….because I know southern gays and they seem totally fucking fabulous and fine with being southern gays in their southern community….

So whether you find Bella Thorne hot or not, she matters, so she might as well have fat tits and a fat ass to look at while mattering…

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2024

23

Jan

Kait K is the Instagram Of The Day

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Her name is Kaitlin K, she’s a social media influencer or nude content vendor that you’ve probably never heard of, but she has 675k followers, so she’s definitely figured out how to seduce a large group of men into watching her every move, but I don’t think that was too complicated to figure out, it wasn’t like she had to map out a strategic marketing plan or business plan, she didn’t have to go to school or train for this, she didn’t buy some youtuber course on how to make millions selling idiots get rich scheme courses, she just looked in the mirror, or down on her chest and said “these bad boys are gonna make Kait K a happy woman”…..

She was gifted with giant tits and giant tits make dreams come true so if you’re a chick with less than giant tits…it sucks to be you….but I’d be more than happy to comfort you, to let you cry on my pervert shoulder because I am into tiny tits and the failure that live with not being giant tits…my penis can relate.

Anyway, here’s Kait K doing it. She’s not important but she probably thinks she is, so that’s what it’s about.

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

23

Jan

Oliwia Knapek is the Instagram Of The Day

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The world likes to hate on the social media influencer or the onlyfans model, but that can’t be the case with all social media influencers or all onlyfans models, because there are a bunch of girls making a lot more money than if they had a job, all thanks to the power of converting their horny social media followers, to their nude content platforms….

It’s one of those every chick’s got a price, and they’re all just a dollar offer away from sex work, but now it’s made more obvious and the sex work is hardly seen as sex work, because they don’t have to actually face danger to touch dicks or fuck dicks to get their pay….

If anything that takes away all the edge, desperation, hardness and risk to being a sex worker, so dudes pay to see half nudes and to sex a call center you’ve hired to sext on your behalf…BORING scam….

I want facing death with every trick cuz you don’t know how fucked in the head the man hiring you is….

This internet whoring is too fucking soft….

Her name is Oliwia Knapek and I know nothing about her…

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

23

Jan

Sofia Vergara’s Old Lady Titty Show of the Day

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Here’s Sofia Vergara seducing you with her pictures like she’s not in her mid-50s…

I don’t find Sofia Vergara all that exciting. I didn’t find her all that exciting when she was a low level titty model living in Miami figuring things out before landing her hit show in her late 30s, allowing her big Colombian titties to get the praise they deserved, all while playing up her accent harder than the dicks who helped her get where she got, if anything that accent she plays up is one of the most offensive things about her. I know Colombian people, who still live in Colombia and they speak english with a less aggressive accent and this bitch has been in America for 30 fucking years….it’s FAKE, but what do you expect, she’s an actor and everything about actors is fake, except maybe Sofia Vergara’s tits, those could be real since they’re the reason she’s able to be an actor that is fake…

In the last 24 hours she’s posted her tits in various poses on her social media, it’s not that exciting, but I’m posting it anyway.

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