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2024

22

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Hey you fucking losers, you’re still visiting websites, that’s hilarious. Don’t you know that life is on social media, what the fuck is wrong with you..

Yes, I realize I update this fucking website, I realize that social media is life, which is why I keep updating this fucking website, there’s something seriously wrong with me….

Are you into TOOL? Here’s a clip from that TOOL concert by people who are still into TOOL…..which I may never understand but I figured you’re into that kind of thing and I’m just being nice….because I know there is something seriously wrong with BOTH of us…

Does Tool still kick ass after all these years? The answer is absolutely they do. pic.twitter.com/26bHB1nZoz

— Sean Joseph (@sjoseph_sports) January 22, 2024

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Ye’s Wife Bianca Censori is At it Again!
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Brittany Mahomes and Taylor Swift Drive Jason Kelce to Drink!
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15 of the dumbest trends
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Sophie Dalzell in busty selfies!
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Comedian Natasha Leggero Topless on Stage!
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2024

22

Jan

Em Rata is On Vacation of the Day

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Em Rata is the best selling author of some shit called “My Body”….and she was recently on the cover of some magazine with the quote “Em Rat Cow Doesn’t Give a Fuck About What You Think of Her”….meanwhile everything about her seems like she really fucking cares about what people think about her….each content piece is designed to get as many views as possible in the most shameless way…such a shameless way that she even wrote a best selling book trying to intellectualize her shamelessness by positioning it as empowering…

She’s also pushing product on her online store, which means that she wants people to buy the products from her online store, which is the opposite of not giving a fuck about what people think, she really gives a fuck about what they think and she is trying to game them into thinking they want to buy her bullshit…

So shockingly, a set of big influencer tits who got famous for the ways she used her influencer tits, is a fucking lie, a fraud, a pile of bullshit to re-write her narrative because she’s won at life and no one really cares enough to actually bother thinking of her as a shameless whore, but rather as some cultural empowering icon who is paving the way for shameless whores to not give a fuck, while giving a fuck, making money off idiots they don’t give a fuck, but give a fuck about…it’s all so confusing…

In this series from her vacation, you’ll see Em Rata’s artistry use a flower as a representation of her ANUS….deep.

I don’t know if these are Em Rata staff or Em Rata friends, but I’m going with Staff who pretend to be her friends cuz she pays them….I don’t believe Em Rata has any friends!

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2024

22

Jan

Michelle Trachtenberg Scares the Fans of the Day

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Michelle Trachtenberg is going viral for posting some of these pictures, because her fans were genuinely concerned about her well-being. She looks that bad in the pics.

They saw her thinning hair, they saw her all old and shit, they saw her weirdly dyed hair, like she’s some kind of middle aged spinster lesbian who has that cat parasite that has turned her into a chronic knitting monster who is constantly outraged by various things on social media…

I don’t think Trachtenberg was ever hot, but she did tell me that she didn’t get her period until she was in her 20s, which could potentially be seen as hot to the people into not knocking up their emotionally stunted women who were starved out to get movie roles by their evil stage parents….

At the time she was pretty obese, so the whole looking like a middle aged mom with an auto-immmune disease, maybe one too many vaccines, maybe one too many bad break-ups isnt’ quite hot to me, but better than pics of how obese she is…definitely not quite hot…but better than body positivity…

Things die, hair falls out, walls get hit when you’re a chick, life keeps going on….there’s plenty of hot pussy to fixate on while this one clearly dies off before our eyes…

Michelle Trachtenberg had to address the fan’s concern and let them know “This is aging bros, it’s not 1999 anymore, you Buffy nerd perverts who have kept me alive all these years”….

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2024

22

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Old Lady Thong Bikini of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is at the Diaper Age, where you’d expect her to be rocking the adult diapers when she goes out on the town, like the fat lady in the adult diaper commercial, who you wonder why she doesn’t just stay home because the idea that she leaves the house for a night on the town pissing herself and her diaper is pretty fucking disturbing, you have a medical condition menopause, how about you save the comedy show for people who aren’t sitting in their own piss like a toddler……

Instead of the diaper, the Victoria’s Secret model who would never quit Victoria’s Secret and who forced Victoria’s Secret into doing an elaborate rebrand that didn’t include their ANGELS or hot models, in efforts to get rid of this 40 year old without her realizing it, because they couldn’t handle the sadness, depression and self-hatred that would have come if they ended the 25 year partnership between her tits and their cheap made in china products…is wearing a thong bikini.

She’s managed to secure the thong bikini into her senior years, far too old for this little coverage, but she’s committed to the lie that old ladies can wear thongs and who are we to crush her thong bikini wearing dreams….

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2024

22

Jan

Kim Kardashian Assumes the Shit Position of the Day

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I know what you’re thinking and that is that Kim Kardashian doesn’t shit. Not because she’s a demonic robot sent from hell to destroy the human experience each old lady nude at a time…..or because she’s some unicorn who we can’t fathom shits like it was the 80s when dude legitimately didn’t think women besides their mom took shits…it was too unlady like a concept to wrap your head around especially when licking their assholes…because if anyone takes huge shit’s it’s Kim Kardashian…..the hairy little billionaire troll with the big stupid ass….clearly so full of shit that it just re-absorbs into her body and gives her that shit colored glow she’s got….

So we’ll just assume that Kim K in the shitting position is her trying another angle at being a fake fuck, since it works for her, she’s an influential billionaire all while being not so interesting….just consistently naked and not even hot in her consistent naked clickbait….making her whole success some kind of witchcraft since it makes no actual logical sense….

She’s a little fucking old for this…

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2024

22

Jan

Katy Perry’s Disgusting Wizard Shit for the Nerds of the Day

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Katy Perry is like watching a girl fucking one of those alien dildos because they are either into Sci/Fi fantasy or lesbians scared of actual dick shaped objects and feel some dragon looking dick makes more sense for their weird fucking aesthetic.

I don’t like sci-fi/fantasy and have been weirded out by the cosplay, comicon, nerd group at the college level for as long as I can remember. If a movie has fairies or dragons or even Tinkerbell in it, I’m going to write it off as trash designed for the autistics who can’t get pussy, you Star Trek fanboy freaks…

Katy Perry, in being one of the lamest popstars to ever accidentally happen, continues to push really dumb ideas, this time with her pointed elf ears and antennae….either playing some sort of alien, or some sort of bug hybrid, which makes the most sense, because she’s a fucking cockroach of a celebrity….just never dying, always thriving, even after a nuclear holocaust, because she sold her soul so fucking hard she’s forever….unfortunately.

She’s still got tits, 40 year old mom tits….with her husband Orlando Bloom, who is clearly just a loser actor who doesn’t realize that he could do far better than Katy Perry in terms of hotness…there’s a whole world of pussy out there you Aussie fuck.

I don’t know if this is a “I’m old and played out, my face weathered, so I’ll do some weird mask to divert from that”….or if it’s actually her being a lame nerd catering to lame nerds….I just know I hate it.

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2024

22

Jan

Bella Thorne’s Bottom of the Titty Barrel of the Day

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Bella Thorne is the single most important celebrity in world of the internet….because no only was she sold to Disney after escaping an abusive stepfather in Florida, you know an origin story worthy of an after school special, not that they still make after school specials, but rather softcore smut that competes with porno….which is convenient for this sold to the industry at a young age, only to create her own hype doing social media influencer marketing tactics with her tits, before realizing her and her family could make a ton of money running the porn channels for a bunch of washed up Disney talent or mainstream talent looking to get paid and now we’re looking at the big bottom tit in a stripper dress to help push the culture of no culture forward….

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2024

22

Jan

Noah Cyrus Brings the Ratio of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is a fashion icon, or at least trying to be a fashion icon, by attending fashion events she has access to in being a cyrus, and wearing weirdly racy clothing that she can position as being fashion, rather than shameless clickbait for attention because she has a hole in her heart the size of being Miley’s sister, never able to live up to Miley….

You see, the people who have that access and the celebrity co-sign, who were born to the Achy Breaky trust fund and were around Miley through all her celebrity, which happened to be EXTREME celebrity…don’t realize how spoiled they are because it’s all they know.

They just know that they aren’t Miley, they are second or third string to the family’s starting line-up and that hurts them in ways that leads to them showing their ass and tits on the internet…FOR FASHION…this is fashions…

The chubby Miley sister has a weird body that goes with her very weird, almost alien creature in a horror movie face, but that body has aggressive birthing hips, maybe due to being fat, or maybe because she’s a lady and ladies are supposed to have waist to hip ratios to let dudes know they are women ready to bread.

There’s a science to it, not that you can trust the science, when the science lies, but my boner is a good litmus test to the golden ratio and it says if Noah was built like a dude, these pics would be way worse….

Now her ass is out of her pants, for stayle, or because she’ got a fat ass or big hips that can’t fit pants over the ass, and that’s fun if you’re into ass crack cleavage…you know ever since you had that plumber under your sink, you’ve never been able to get over it…..now better cuz this plumber’s not a 300 pound dude, but it could be a 300 pound girl who knows her angles….we’ll never know cuz she’s the irrelevant Cyrus no one actually cares about..

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2024

22

Jan

Kanye’s Bianca Censori Has Fun Tits of the Day

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I don’t know how recent this video of Bianca Censori, who is apparently Kanye’s employee turned wife, because if you run your business properly, you get to fuck the payroll, especially when you hire them based on their fuckability rating. No uglies allowed.

There’s a misconception or at least some fake news circulating or trying to deter the business man from fucking his staff, calling it an abuse of power or sexual assault or manipulative. But since the dawn of women entering the workforce, either because they had to because they were left broke and man-less, or because they wanted to, because they were sold some feminist lie, the man in the power position was always the coveted cock used to make their lives better.

So idea of a man hiring a hottie he wants to fuck and fucking the hottie he hired because she owed it to him for hiring her, or a hottie that is hired fucking the boss to either get more out of the job or out of the relationship, since it’s in her face…is perfectly normal.

I don’t know if Kanye is perfectly normal, but I do know that his wife walking around with her slop WOP tits should be considered normal, because when I go to stores, even lame designer boutiques like this, I want to sell SLOP WOP tits….the way PASTA intended.

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2024

22

Jan