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2019

Jul

Sophie Turner Bikini of the Day

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Sophie Turner Jonas, the fourth Jonas Brother, the one with the biggest vagina, is in a bathing suit or a bikini showing off her long skinny body to her creepy pervert fans on the internet, because that is what people respond to the most and it feels good knowing people jerk off to you…at least when you’re a woman and use that as your level of relevance, your litmus test of hotness, etc….if you’re a dude, having creepy nerd dudes jerking off to you, would be uncomfortable…but for women, it’s a numbers game. The more jerking off to her the better.

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2019

Jul

Bella Heathcote Nipples for CBS of the Day

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CBS are a major network…but they are also softcore pornographers that produce smut as clickbait to get people to watch their nonsense in order to sell ads against their shit…or at last sign up to their streaming app since no one has cable anymore, so take it to the people direct…10 years or even 15 years after they probably should have. All these big media companies – so late to the game…but maybe it’s called all access like all those porn member sites of the late 90s…back when CBS should have been building out their online strategy…I mean 2019 and still losing to Netflix you billion dollar companies fucking suck at taking the fuck over. Slow fucks dot com should be the name of their app….and funny enough I don’t think NBC even has an app out yet…slackers.

In their pornography production, they have this Bella Heathcote who is a 32 year old Australian from Neighbors, the show where any famous Australian was recruited from, in what I’ve assumed is the Australian equivalent of the IDF, where at 18 each citizen has to partake in the show….and some like Margot Robbie move to the USA and use their tits to get famous and I guess Bella Heathcote is on the same hustle..cuz her are her tits.

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2019

Jul

Genevieve Morton Nude from 2017 of the Day

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Boring Genevieve Morton…who in recent years got fired from Sports Illustrated Swim because she was old…even though she had been working with them for a long fucking time and it was really the only thing she ever did or accomplished as a model…which makes sense since she’s not even that hot…and really for the majority of her time at SI was overweight before PLUS SIZED was a huge and unhealthy trend….

She was one of those models with an ego, she believed her own hype. Moved here from South Africa and really felt as important as the rich dudes who invited her to hang because rich dudes need things like SI to find the girls high enough profile to fuck. They are busy being rich, let the magazines figure it out before having their assistant reach out for a romantic getaway….

She ended up getting Sober, boring, as Sober people are all fucking weirdos who talk about being sober and in getting sober she also got nude. Something she should have been doing that window of opportunity that she had to be nude and have it make sense…while now she’s just doing it for attention.

As it turns out, these pics are from 2017…so I guess her best work is still behind her as 2019 Genevieve Morton is not the comedic actress she anticipated being, she’s just a set of nude pics from 2017.

Great fucking tits. It counts for something. A lot really. Especially in Genevieve’s case because without them she’d be nothing…and with them she’s a little more than nothing…not much…but enough..

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2019

Jul

Woman Runs Through Glass and Other Videos of the Day

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Man Finds Beer in a Fist and Drinks It…

Asshole Goes After Pigeon – Hope He Died from his Injuries

Loose Manhole Cover Causes Accident

Texting Tram Driver Causes Accident

Chinese Restraint Device

Escaped Chimp Drop Kicks Dude

Car Launches Off Parking Lot

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2019

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There’s nothing better than girls who forget their bikini….swimming or tanning in their panties….except when they have their period panties on…you know their comfy panties and all you can see is old blood stains…unless those are shit stains..or some pussy infection stains you wouldn’t see in a bikini because of the lining and waterproof fabric….that’s about the best it gets….

That said, there is a lot better than a recent Chinese immigrant wearing a pair of BOXER Briefs in the park when playing soccer with his kids….thinking those are outdoor shorts, not the shorts to put under the shorts, because his command of the english language is limited to SHORTS…and that two for one sale at Marshalls got him all the bootleg Calvin’s he needs to offend every white person with their kids at the park…

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Dumb Bitch on Some Dating SHow
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The New 007 is a Black Woman
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Protestors Replace American Flag with Mexican Flag
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2019

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Is your favorite thing on the internet seeing girls you know leave comments on other girls you know’s social media….when you also know both women hate each other and independent of each other talk shit to you about each other…reminding you that the internet is so fucking fake..even though girls do that same shit in real life….

FAKE like the nudes you see on social media….the no pussy nudes…you know how these models who get nude are….they save the GASH for the highest bidder. It’s a “DONT DO ANAL ON YOUR FIRST DAY AS A PORN STAR” tactic. I’m onto them…cuz those nudes are so photoshopped they are also fake….nothing on this shit is real…except for the consistent need people have to be noticed….to get attention…to be important….and to be as amazing as they can be without actually being amazing…cuz it’s the internet…you can be whoever you want to be…I mean all you internet girlfriends the last 20 years were all creepy old men in their 60s….

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Lady with Fake Credit Card Trying to Shop
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Savannah in a Bikini
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Amanda Seyfried’s Internet Fight
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Yo Ventura in a Bikini….
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Michelle Obama Goes Hollywood in Hollywood
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How Teen Runaway Became a Whore
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Miley Cyrus in a Magazine
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Cop Causes Big Accident
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Meghan Markle Made Idris Elba Dj Her Playlist at her Wedding
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Heidi Klum – Secret Marriage
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DJ Spinderealla VS Salt N Pepa
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Annalynne McCord Pokies
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Bad Passenger on the Conveyer Belt Fail
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The Wasps Win
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Playboy Chick
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Brick Laying in a Mini House
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Slutty Couple Dance
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The People VS R.Kelly
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Piper Palin’s Got Big Tits
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Baby Riding a Greyhound
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The World’s Remote Tea House – Cool
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Metal Straw Kills a Bitch
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Naomi Campbell Flight Routine
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Some Nostalgia
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Missing Man Eaten By his Dogs
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Miley Cyrus Says Hannah Montana is Dead
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Kate Mara is Not Hot
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2019

Jul

Bottle Cap Challenge Winner of the Day

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This is not hot, but when female ejaculation first became a thing people talked about, back in the early 2000s, I got a DVD or maybe it was a VHS called The Art of Female Ejaculation…an instructional video on how to squirt…and the bitches teaching it were some self proclaimed sex positive women in their late 50s who you’d expect to see at a swingers club / trailer park…and I was still able to jack off to their vaginas…their terrifying vaginas…

So this bitch, some instagram Holistic sex and relationship expert who is also a Vaginal weight lifter with an Orgasmic Enlightenment podcast….decided to open her bottle with her pussy…gripping the bottle cap and dropping it – NO HANDS….and that’s some artistry I endorse…Olympic Sports this shit. It’s amazing.

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2019

Jul

Rumer Willis Underwear of the Day

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Rumer Willis isn’t hot, but she works out, and has face injections, so she’s easier to stomach when looking at her, and I guess when having sex with her, assuming people have sex with her, which I do because people have sex with anything, even inanimate objects…and not just horny men…women are out here shoving things in their pussies all day …like some kind of pervert…cuz they are perverts…plus Bruce Willis still has fans…and fucking Bruce’s daughter is a status thing, or at least a story to tell, like that time you let that tranny suck your dick…if only it was this RUMER WILLIS tranny. So progressive..

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2019

Jul

Pornstar Riley Reid Celebrated Her Birthday on Twitter of the Day

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So…I’m not allowed to have a twitter. I have been deleted twice over the last 6 months and basically gave up on the shit…

But Riley Reid, the very famous porn chick, is allowed to celebrate her birthday with a birthday video of a sparkler in her twerking porn pussy asshole….

I guess censorship is unfair….but at least porn chicks can share their subtle and classy behavior with the people…..while reminding us that Twitter…a publicly traded tech company…is a porn site….which we already knew.

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2019

Jul

Martha Hunt Topless of the Day

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Martha Hunt is showing off some of her tit, I think you can see her model nipple in at least one of the pictures…which isn’t all that impressive or a new concept…she’s a titty model who works for an evil brand and was half naked all the time until the people noticed her.

I don’t think Martha Hunt still works for Victoria’s Secret as a promo model, but like any star of SNL, they owe everything to having that brand association..it’s the big leagues even if at its core it is just some bullshit underwear company…overpriced made in China underwear company…

The highlight of Martha Hunt’s existence as far as I’m concerned is when she was bought by TAYLOR SWIFT, the highest paid performer last year, and possible the last 10 years…who didn’t have a childhood, but now as an older, banged out popstar, has the ability to buy friends, or in her case life sized barbies to do whatever it is her pervert mind desires….and these girls, who are basically sex workers to begin with, sign the fuck up because associating with such prestige as Taylor Swift increases their profile and celebrity and that’s really what all these people care about…

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