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2019

27

May

Courtney Stodden and Brooke Candy Dyke it Down of the Day

Courtney Stodden and Brooke Candy have found each other….in what must be a match made in heaven because both young starlets are aggressive on social media, despite being basically ignored…and I guess are aggressive in all they do because Courtney Stodden has released porno masturbation movies – showcasing her bolt on tits…and Brooke Candy…is some ex stripper, hipster rapper, who is fucking disgusting to look at…but has been “sex positive’ and naked often….so it’s like the unity of trashy whores who really want fame…tonguing each other…not too far off from what you’d see in the clubs or at the parties from the girls in the room trying to get noticed….as they are trying to get noticed…and as far as I’m concerned – they are getting noticed…

Play it up Girls….Stodden’s so desperate she’s out there getting AIDS for this shit. Thank god for PREP…

It is funny who these low levels find each other and partner up to elevate their existence. Girl Power. Team Work…who knows..where’s the PORNO video. We haven’t had a celebrity sex tape for WAY too long now that VIVID’s been shut down.

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2019

27

May

Brie Larson Bikini of the Day

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Brie Larson is now the very rich Brie Larson….is out here in a bikini for attention because I guess she’s riding her high….

From aspiring pop star, to low level actress who took what she got, years in the game allowed her wish to come true when her agents decided she was going to be the next big starlet, despite being 30…..the actual actors have little to do with their success or their careers…it’s all behind the scenes shit, the same behind the scenes shit that got Harvey Weinsteins dick wet all the fucking time with little to no effort…cuz women like power, women are sluts, etc.

That said, she booked ROOM….won an Oscar and a year later, bitch is headlining Comic Book movies, which unfortunately – are the biggest thing in entertainment making this bitch more money and giving her more fame…and now making her think she’s a hot chick….cuz I guess she works out now…so logical that she’d bust out some bikini pics for her fans now that she has fans after being ignored for so long….

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Posted in:Brie Larson|SFW

2019

27

May

Rachel McCord See Through Memorial Day of the Day

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Rachel McCord is really respectful to the fallen soldiers on Memorial Day weekend, by taking the opportunity to wear an American bikini, to show the world how patriotic is, with her high beams on, you know, her own kind of fireworks, fully fledged nipples….in see through top…because Memorial Day, along with being a day to support and celebrate those who have died for you freedom…is a long weekend where attention seeking whores who know the paparazzi and know that any and all Holidays are worth taking the time to do a staged fake paparazzi shoot of having themed photoshoots with tits out…cuz that’s what America is about…being the sister to someone who is barely an actor…but who got them all to Hollywood years ago…getting attention for herself the right way.

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Posted in:Rachel McCord|SFW

2019

27

May

Renee Zellweger Spreads her Legs for Town and Country of the Day

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I don’t do nearly enough posts on Renee Zellweger…..I mean…for a fucking reason…the reason being that she’s Renee Zellweger. One of the creepiest faces in Hollywood – bet known for being Bridget Jones….your favorite series you queer…the love interest in Jerry Maguire….and who the fuck cares what else she’s creepy….

She’s also old, at 50 years old….and in some Fancy High Society magazine spreading her legs, not quite enough spreading for my liking, I can’t see her 50 year old asshole that I am sure has seen a lot of action….

I am pretty amazed that anyone cares about Renee Zellweger enough to put her in a magazine, even with her face modification procedures that have made her more human-like, she’s still weird..but she now has has eyes…and looks less like the alien inbred that was….

I was never clear on how she got cast for anything…..how she became a leading lady….is just confusing…but here are some pics of her for you weirdos…

I guess she’s got a new show that she’s promoting…that’s how these actors work…

Posted in:Renee Zellweger|SFW

2019

27

May

Hana Hayes Bikini Modeling of the Day

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Hana Hayes is a 20 year old from Arizona…who is out there wearing bikinis for what I assume is a campaign for the bikini brand…

I do not know who she is, or if I like her face or not, there’s some angles here that weird me the fuck out….but as it turns out she is an actress….

She has played guest characters in various TV series and movies such as Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Criminal Minds, Stockholm, Pennsylvania, Grey’s Anatomy….she was in one sequel to the Insidious movies….she was in some show I never heard of called Grinder….and she’s got 200k followers cuz she’s out there hustling her little body….a little body you probably like a bit too much.

She’s doing the whole “Influencer” thing on her INSTAGRAM cuz it’s easy…

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Posted in:Hana Hayes|SFW

2019

27

May

Dioni Tabbers Golden Nude of the Day

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DIONI TABBBERS was some low level, insignificant, yet was packaged as up-and-coming model in 2013, which was code word for “Maybe she’s gonna make it in this world…her whore level is high enough to have a chance” and as far as I am concerned she sure as hell should have made it…cuz she got naked for it….and STILL gets naked for it…all these years later…only in 2013 it was less pathetic and desperate….it was the right kind of eagerness…cuz she knew her other job options were working as a hooker in her home country of the Netherlands…..which probably isn’t too far off from being a nude model for 6 years that only has 45k followers…after all these years of getting naked…TRAGIC….but not really cuz we still see her naked…

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2019

27

May

Julianne Moore Topless of the Day

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Julianne Moore is 100 years old with her tits out….

I would say that despite being 100 fucking years old, I still find Julianne Moore to be a compelling actress and one of the hotter redheads to exist…

Her claim to fame, as far as I’m concerned is being the first orange pubic hair I had ever seen back when she was in Robert Altman’s Short Cuts…look at me…a little cinephile..which I assume is a guy who jerks off in movie theaters like theatres like they are PEE WEE HERMAN….

Her other claim to fame is being in so many movies, indy movies, that we’ve all seen and loved and seeing her and her great tits, despite being 100 years old

I am a fan, I am glad she’s still getting naked…she’s pretty much the perfect actress…

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Posted in:Julianne Moore

2019

27

May

Jojo Got Fatty Tits of the Day

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Here’s Jojo giving you a glimpse into her getting ready life, like the exhibitionist she is and the pervert voyeur that you are, which is really the basis or foundation of why social media works…some of us like being watched, others like doing the watching…and the more slutty the pictures…the better they do…the more rewarded the voyeurs feel, the more rewarded the exhibitionists feel…so all this putting the titties out….is really for the benefit of all involved….a hero….in the form of a popstar who was a popstar a long fucking time ago…still bringing the good times like she’s trained to do….

Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque|SFW

2019

27

May

Vanessa Hudgens in a Latex Outfit of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is wearing some latex for you latex fetishists…because I know you are out there. Not because I visit latex fetish porn sites, I don’t Fet Life like that….but I do know weird party people from 20 years ago who’s weird rave drug life evolved into Latex erotica…there’s one guy I remember specifically who owned at least 4 of these Latex outfits, that he’d make the girls he was dating or fucking wear….I always found it weird that girls would go to this dude’s house and put on some latex outfit other girls had worn before them…so that he can cum on the outfit the way he wants…it was almost like the girls he brought home were just host bodies for his latex suits…either way..it was weird….but then again the girls were french Canadian and French Canadians are sluts….

Point being, this Disney Kid – Vanessa Hudgens – in a Latex outfit with her friend is for you weirdos, like the weirdo I knew…who love this shit..