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2019

30

May

Libby Mills and Tasmin Howells Double the Instagram Nudity of the Day

I like when random girls on the same mission of getting naked on social media link up and do what they call a SHARE FOR SHARE in the form of producing content together like they are part of a sisterhood or sorority of getting naked on the social media platforms to get attention, noticed, an audience, maybe a famous boyfriend or an excuse to move to LA to live it up with the other girls who get naked on social media for the same reasons, where they can continue to express themselves through nudity with other girls to build up that profile and FUCKING win hard enough to start a t-shirt company and only sell 35 units to their fans cuz we’re here for the fucking tits bro…

I’ve never heard of TASMIN HOWELLS or Libby Mills but they are on the right track…this is what the kids are into and it’s great for us perverts who used to have such a hard time getting to see girls naked….young hot tight body girls naked…

The world is moving into the right place….

Posted in:Libby Mills|Tasmin Howells

2019

30

May

Gabrielle Union in a Bikini of the Day

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Gabrielle Union is out there taking ownership on her old lady body, because as a rape survivor, you’d think she’s avoid putting on outfits to tempt the sick fucks who do that whole rape thing…..

They say rape has got nothing to do with suggestive outfits….and I guess she wasn’t a freak about the whole being raped thing…she’s moved on, maybe she liked it….I don’t have the answers…I just know that if she was affected, she’d do the whole Jodie Foster/Rosie O’Donnell, now ELLEN hustle….of fearing the penis forever…and devoting your life to the scissor…

But instead she’s the model who dates celebrities….and athletes who you may or may not know from such hits as Bring it On and Deliver Us from Eva….

She’s 45, she’s showing off, I’m into it, that’s all…

Posted in:Gabrielle Union|SFW

2019

30

May

Liz Hurley Letting You Look Up Her Skirt of the Day

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Liz Hurley is such a little slut…

You’d think with her British accent, her success and her money, from both modeling and acting…and I guess from getting knocked up by rich guys she’s baited…that she’d be a little less of an exhibitionist, a little more demure and classy, a little more high society…but she got where she got being half naked and I guess owning that has been her thing…and now with social media, you can see her true colors of “Look at my old lady pussy and and ass and tits and whatever….I fucking love the LIKES I get”…

I am not complaining as I love sluts, but I wonder why she’s seeking that validation, oh right…cuz she’s an aged woman…obviously…

Some self produced smut…

Posted in:Liz Hurley|Liz Hurley|SFW

2019

30

May

Rhiannon Fish in a Bikini of the Day

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Rhiannon Marie Fish is a Canadian-born Australian….”ONE OF OUR OWN”…. actress best known for her role as April Scott on Home and Away. HUH? Never met it.

Fish was born in Canada “ONE OF OUR OWN” and relocated to Australia “KANGAROO FUCK” with her family when she was four.

Her first television role was Lisa Jeffries in Neighbours….because of course it was….Neighbours is the right of passage for all Australians…whether they want to be actors or not, like the Israeli defence force…by 18 you need to join and be in at least one episode…

EVERY SINGLE Australian has been on that damn show….

I’ve never heard of Rhiannon Marie Fish…despite being “One of our own” who defected and went to somewhere else in the commonwealth…

But she’s doing bikini slutty photoshoots and that’s always exciting with any bitch…even the local girl who works at the grocery store…I’ll look at anyone and everyone half naked…

Slutty.

Posted in:Rhiannon Fish|SFW

2019

30

May

Kitrysha Naked Again of the Day

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Kitrysha is the girl you can always count on to be naked somewhere on the internet…

She’s not even that hot, but fucking consistent…she puts in the work, she must be asian…just driving the point home – over and over again that she’s naked on the internet and eventually the right people will notice, give her money or a baby that gives her money, cuz all these low level naked on social media girls are the fucking same kind of hooker….

I don’t mind watching them hooking though…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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2019

30

May

Rebecca Bagnol’s Got her Titties Out of the Day

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Rebecca Bagnol is some hot hairy girl with a rocking bush and some firm looking bolt on tits that we’ve posted before, because she shows off her tits, and we like tits….

I guess she considers herself an artist and her art is showing off her tits – which any girl with tits realizes is a great art medium to have access to…..her body as her canvas to get her message out to the world…her feminism and empowerment…and shameless hot titty nudity…

Whether you are an aspiring lawyer or doctor or Influencer – the key to get that audience, those acceptance letters, that internship…is using those tits….as society as a whole love tits…

But I can’t reduce Rebecca Bagnol to just her tits, like she does…because she’s also got bush and bush is just as important as tits in this world of EROTICISM….I’ve been a bush advocate the entire history of this site and really my life…you can see it in my writing over the last 15 years if you don’t believe me….

Posted in:Rebecca Bagnol

2019

30

May

Jennifer Lawrence has no Bra On of the Day

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The most interesting thing about Jennifer Lawrence is her tits.

She is not a compelling actress or artist who lives this inspiring life.

She is just publicly awkward, even annoying in her trying to be quirky…and her success as an actor came for whatever fucking reason, but I can assure you it wasn’t for being compelling…

The agents and managers and producers play the whole natural talent angle, or the “it factor” or whatever, but that’s all just marketing and sales hype.

The single most important thing, and really the only thing that has ever happened to this bitch, is the leaked nudes a guy went to jail for.

We learned that she’s a masturbating on camera for her boyfriend kind of sex worker…like all women who look down on other sluts…especially those their boyfriends jack off to…..but most importantly she had great, wonderful, round, hot tits…..

Sure it was years ago, but I will assume she’s still got tits, as she walks around with her tits out being too rich and too famous with some dude who’s gonna K-Fed her and deserves what he gets because hanging out with this idiot must be fucking brutal on your soul….but you can always distract yourself with the tits I guess…

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Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence

2019

30

May

Lena Dunham’s Empowering Nude of the Day

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I saw this pic with a caption about letting the cow out to pasture before slaughtering it….which is something I probably would have said about this pig bitch naked in a field…but didn’t want to bother posting it because everything about this entitled, activist, social justice warrior, outspoken rich kid who has seen a lot more success than she probably deserves, only to have a platform to talk about how fat she is, or how she had her lady parts removed cuz she is an “it”…or whatever else she pulls after her show, that she was constantly, and unfortunately naked on…is no more….

Fuck Lena Dunham…we’ve seen it all before and it’s been terrifying…

But then I was forwarded a VOGUE article about her post…that called her empowering, and celebrated her freedom…by re-posting her bullshit caption:

Any negativity that comes your way is just an excuse to love yourself even more, right? Comment below with a reason you love yourself. I’ll go first: I’m a sober accountable adult who still loves to get naked.

Then they wrote:

“Dunham’s post is not only inspiring on the health front, since she bravely opened up about her benzodiazepine abuse to shed light on the opioid epidemic, but also empowering in the spirit of body confidence as well.”

Are they for fucking real…you pandering fucks, hyping up a monster and spinning her story in the biggest dick sucking way.

Can’t Vogue just say “put your clothes back on you trans monster, what you’re doing is sex offense and you should be fucking arrested”….

Fucking vogue!

I am pretty mad about posting this…

Posted in:Lena Dunham

2019

30

May

The Right Way to Pray and Other Videos of the Day

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Worst Pitch Ever

Just a Dude with the best muscles ever dancing

The Weirdest Be Careful Who you Mess With

Kids in Georgia Water Fight Target Cop

Idiot on the Car Roof of the Day

Old Guy Fights Young Idiot

Irish Brawl

Leopard Terrorizing Locals

Man Attacks cop with Dildo and THong

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

30

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Do you ever think of all those girls you could have had sex with but didn’t have sex with because you forgot your lock picking kit at home and you didn’t want to break a window to get in because it would make too much noise and with your luck you’d probably cut yourself on the glass?

Yeah me neither.

But I do think about morning hangover dumps and just how much they itch and burn…

Toothless Hick Beats the Fuck Out of Young Fighter Chick
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A Bunch of Butts
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Kutcher was Scared he was a Suspect in his GIrl’s Murder
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The Dude Who Lit Himself on Fire at the Whitehouse is Crazy
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Happy to be D List
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Some Bitch Losing her Bikini
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Big Black WOman Stuffing Bottles of Booze Down Her Pants
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The New Ariel Winter
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Wendy’s Employee Taking a Bath in Wendys
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8 Cylinder Stirling Engine
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Trebek has Cancer Hope
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Fat Black WOman Mad She’s Not in the Netflix Thumbnail
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Poke her or POKER?
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