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2019

May

Maria Menounos Old in a Bikini of the Day

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Maria Menounos is still at it…looking old faced….and tired….

I don’t actually care about Maria Menounos…like she’s not on my radar in any fucking way…probably because none of these girls I write about really are…they don’t exactly exist to me after I forget seeing pics of them….or after I block out how annoying they are on TV….TV they sold their souls out to be on….but she quit that shit to follow her rich husband into other ventures in the media…never quite becoming Barbara Walters or an actress she likely wanted to become…but doing just fine…

But I don’t mind when I am reminded of this curvy, fit, lovely greek girl who I have appreciated staring at her Probably unused vagina, cuz she’s greek, and greeks use assholes as their primary pussy, that she flashed us on the beach once ..

It was 2011….I haven’t been up to much the last 8 years….

Still doing this…

Damn…that’s depressing…

Even more depressing…I started this in 2004….and people still don’t give a fuck…

What’s the expression – if you do the same thing over and over and expect different results you are a crazy person….

I think that’s it…

Weird

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2019

May

Vanessa Hudgens Got Titties in the Sun of the Day

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The Vanessa Hudgens fat years are over for now…she’s got a hot fit body, and a set of tits on her that she didn’t have when she was 17 and released her first set of nudes the internet went nuts over…because they were one of the first set of nude selfies to ever be leaked by a celebrity….in an era when smart phones were still rare and girls weren’t out there showing their hairy twats I loved seeing because I fucking love bush…especially back then when bush was being slaughtered and killed on every city corner with WAXING places…not that Vanessa Hudgens had much choice in her bush, she’s part Monkey and that shit grown back in a few hours like Fred Flinstone’s beard….

Point being, I’m sure she’s onto face injections and other cosmetic treatments girls are getting, but in this case I like it, cuz she always looked like a Muppet….

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2019

May

Romee Strijd in a Bikini of the Day

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Romee Strijd is pretty much the hottest of the Victoria’s Secret model slaves they’ve human trafficked from other countries for celebrities and rich guys to have sex with….you know girls that are brought in by the American company that is hardly American….considering they do all their manufacturing overseas, all their promo models are not from America, and the owner probably has all kinds of tax shelters to protect his money set up, but he does pay rent at a lot of American malls, and he does employ a lot of American minimum wagers, but the real money is going to other countries cuz it makes the most sense….I guess…I’m not a business school grad…what do I know…other than that they know how to pick some good quality pussy…not that it is that hard…it’s like “do you want to work for a brand in America that you know…cuz it is international…and cuz their models are famous…we’ll also pay you 1,000,000 dollars USD which is like 5,000,000 in your country….tough sell…girls DREAM of this shit….and here she is in a bikini for fun, cuz fuck it…she gets paid to do this, why not hand out a few for free…or at least to build her social media as she gets performance bonuses for that….

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2019

May

Elsa Hosk Sheer Dress on a Cliff of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is living the good life as the Swedish Basketball player, who was playing professionally in Sweden before deciding that she was a hot pervert exhibitionist who would take the competitive spirit to modeling, and get as naked as she could to get noticed, all with the support of the evil mall brand that sells overpriced made in a sweatshop panties to fat people who shop in malls…as some promo model as she neared 30…but who did better than the girls they already had working for them…who were younger than her…cuz she’s hot…

She would have done it for free, but is now in California…a rich and famous model…taking slutty hipster pics in Malibu with the wildflowers, as people do for social media and have for years now…cuz she’s at that level of fucking famous people, while you’re all the level of jacking off to her on some office chair you found in the trash and dragged back to your rathole of an apartment. Funny how life works out..

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2019

May

Gisele in a Magazine for Trans Rights of the Day

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Gisele…someone I’ve always thought was a Brazilian trans who catered to Victoria’s Secret’s needs because she never got her period – so no BLACK OUT DATES….and who catered to TOM BRADY’S needs, cuz pro athletes are queer and shower together in some gay fucking brotherhood, so having a hot chick with a dick satisfied him enough to start that family…

So this is her for tans rights for all I am concerned, but it’s probably more her for photoshop seminar or tutorial to teach motherfuckers how to photoshop an old hag into her younger glory….

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2019

May

Bridie Morris Naked Shoot of the Day

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I have never heard of Bridie Morris ….but apparently she’s some kind of model, or aspiring model, or who the fuck really knows or cares..she’s got her tits and ass out in a photoshoot and all that’s missing is her pussy…

I did troll her instagram for a solid 4 seconds and found that sh looked old and pretty fucking boring…so she’s heading in the right direction as she races against the clock, but she should look into showing us her butthole..once this far…all it takes is a gentle spread…and she’ll be seen as far more important than she does in tis half assed shit…

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2019

May

They Call her the UKs Sexiest Plumber and Other Videos of the Day

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i-phone Bottle Opener

Weird Fucking catch…

Funeral Dance Fail

Biker Exit

Dude Gets Shot 7 times and Survives

Lambo Encrusted in Crystals..

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t think there is much worse than trying to kill yourself, because you are just that sick and need to die, only to not quite succeed at it, like some kind of failure loser who just can’t win, only to give yourself permanent brain damage, becoming full retarded, totally incapable of finishing the job, not even remembering the job you wanted finished as you spend the next 40 years in a home being spoon fed, shitting into diapers…only to die of natural fucking causes at 80….

I mean other than Katy Perry….

Here are some morning links…

Mom with Awesome Legs in Shorts Closes Van with her Foot…in One of the Most Erotic Thigns I’ve Seen a Mom Do…
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Drone Gets Close to Tornado
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LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini in 2014
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Distubring Art of the Day
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Fire Sprinkler at 100,000 FPS
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Old and Gross Aniston
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Brad Pitt on Getting back with Jennifer Aniston
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Son Traumatized by his Dad’s Poly Life
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Re-Run – Katy Perry Scratching Ass and Sniffing It
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Throwback of the Cash Me Ousside Girl Fight Video – Because why not…
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10 Reasons to Say WTF is That
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Just Some Empowered Women Being Sex workers
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2019

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Gay latin men, with pregnant fat white girls is always a reminder of that Fiance visa…

I wonder if they met at an all inclusive resort in Cuba or Mexico….

Swept off their feet being sold like the tourist they are at the market…only their souvenir is a load in their uterus and husband to spend their money and leave them after the two years as Americans….ready to live that American dream and fuck all the dudes they can at the American bath house….since Gay is not a death sentence with American Medicare they have access to thank to their fat ex-wife they used for the dream corporate plan…

Cuz there is no way that Salsa Dancer is straight…except if it is for papers….

Yes, I saw a fat pregnant woman speaking broken Spanish holding hands with the gayest guy ever who couldn’t speak english and thought….I know what’s going on here.

But it was nice to see that fat women are still as desperate as I think they are…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Katy Perry Picks Her Ass and Sniffs Her Fingers…
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Kacey Musgraves Country Star Dressed Like Barbie
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George Washington Meme
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Mayor Pete Says America was Never Great….
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Katie Fox and Jamie Holmes Official at the Met Gala
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Katy Perry is an Idiot at the Met Gala
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Halsey Cameltoe Performance
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BEBE RREXHA UPSKIRT
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Elizabeth Warren Demands Trump Impeachment
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Pia Mia – Slutty Granny
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Eating 100 String Cheese Challenge
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Hilary Clinton Still Thinks she had Election Stolen
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Robert Downey Jr Went Through Hell to Gain 20 Lbs for Iron Man
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Topless Emma Roberts
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Car Jacking Fail
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People You Don’t Care About at the Met Gala
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Jared Leto Brought the Only thing that Turns Him On to the Met Gala
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Tiger Woods Gets Medal of Freedom for Winning the Masters – Because Tiger Woods is Good for Golf Course Resorts…..
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Woman Won’t Give her Insurance Papers after Accident
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Asian Girls
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Naked Emilie Ann Miller
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A Bunch of BUTTS
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Inside View of Russian Airplane on Fire
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MMA KNockout of the Year
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Base Jumping off a Semi
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Whining White Girl
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Jill Biden on Joe Biden Diddling Women….
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Snake Quits life as a Circus Performer
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Eugenie Bouchard – Bikini
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Kylie Jenner is Ugly
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Violett Beane Tight Shirt
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Violett Beans Yellow Dress
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Melissa Barrrrera at an Event
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Keira Knightley at an Event
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Candice Swanepoel Stomach
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Lindsay Vonn in a Bathing Suit
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Chloe Sevigny still hasn’t died of Aids she got in KIDS yet…
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Elle Fanning AMISH on the Subway
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Ambrosio – Hard Nips
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Eiza Gonzalez Leggings
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Kesha is a Fat Monster
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Delilah Belle – Tits Out in a Drress…
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From stepSMUT!!

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Reddit Amateur of the Day
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Girls Are Nuts….Watch Girls Be Nuts….
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Exhibitionism
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SALAD FETISH
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Big and Black in a String Panties
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Busty Brunette in Bed
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Big Breasted Finger Banger
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The Only Segregation We Have Left
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Always Tip the Stripper Well
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Tesla Autopilot Fuck
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Tour Guide to Spain
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Big Golden Tits
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NAKED GIRLS DRINKING
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Hot Black Girl Tits
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WAIT FOR IT…..
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GIVE HER LIBERTY!
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Slutty Windshield Wiper
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Naked for the Delivery Man Prank Gone Bad
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Pocket Monster Masturbating
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TITTY ENVY from Yesterday
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2019

May

Bella Thorne Nudity of the Day

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This is not a Sasquatch sighting, this is Bella Thorne and her hairy legs bringing the nudity…in the weakest fucking way…because I guess she’s trying to come across as thoughtful, or classy, and not a raging mess with all kinds of issues from being sold by her parents to Disney where she learned to manipulate the entire fucking world using the media…probably thanks to a team of people like Miley had…but who knows, it’s not that complicated to generate noise when you already have fans cuz you were on Disney…

She’s apparently promoting a book she’s pretended to write, like she’s ever read a book, she can barely write instagram captions…but now she’s an Author….you know to fully complete her fabricated lie that is she’s a media empire with a brand, acting, a music label and hit songs, now a book, all at 20, all really shit quality…but who cares about quality it is the selfie generation, just do it and you are it….you don’t need society to decide you’re an artist or writer, you decide…

Weird times…

Where’s the pussy lips?

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