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2019

03

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I was excited when I saw a store called Bait and Tackle opening up near me…because I assumed it was a place that taught men how to seduce women…since the primary strategy for men seducing women is to bait them, then tackle them..at least that’s how I’ve always done it…

It was pretty disappointing when it turned out to be a fishing store…

Like who the fuck cares about fishing, when they could be selling getting pussy tactics.

Especially in this era of not being allowed to talk to women, take women on dates, where all sex is rape unless contracts are signed, and all that other bullshit….that comes from the same girl who demonstrates sucking dick with a banana on instagram to drive people to her member site…cuz they are all sex workers who deny being sex workers charging dudes to catch a glimpse but crying sexual assault when the same dude paying to see her tits says “nice tits”…

Tough to navigate the rights and wrongs out there…real tough..

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Hayden Panettierre’s Boyfriend Arrested for Assaulting Her….
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Kayslee Collins Naked Tits
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BK Trolls McDonalds with dumb millennial shit…
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ALBA on her Back in a Bikini
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Burglarr’s Family Mad Homeowners Shot Him…
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Bella Thorne Slutty Stomach
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Church Lady Goes Crazy when She Hears College Students are Sexually Active
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Russian Cyclist Collides with a Car…
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Doutzen Kroes German Swim
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Swedish MP Says – All Men are Rapists…WHAT?
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Joe Rogan on Trans Woman Breaking Weightlifting Records
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USHER’S HERPES SCANDAL HAS BEEN RESOLVED
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Vanessa White Nip Slip…
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Parents Brawl at their Children’s Wrestling Tournament
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A Gallery of “Pretty Girls”
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Planned Parenthood Supporters are Weird in this Video – Even Though I am PRO ABORTION.
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Big Tits in a Bikini
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Suki Waterhouse Nip Slip
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Israeli Instagram Girl with the Big Tits
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Woman Loses Mind – When Pawn Shop Calls her Watch Junk
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Old Hags Fighting About POMS
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Wingman Helps Dude Life a Girl to Seal the Deal
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Young Child Drops Sparkler Down a Manhole Escapes Explosion
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Holy Shit – Premature Baby Dropped On Head After Deliverry WTF
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Snoop Dogg is Going to Boycott Facebook for Banning Someone – Sure he Is..
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Scooter Plows Over Person…
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Sonic Gets rermade after internet hates him
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Rosie Huntington Whitely in a Magazine…
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Christina Applegate Out in Public
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Hailey Steinfeld Legs..
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Christina Applegate at ANOTHER Event
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Kaley Cuoco’s in a Magazine
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Lucy Liu Posing on the Ground Like an ASlut
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Melissa Rauch in a Tight Dress
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Suki Waterhouse is Out Therre Making APpearrances
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Jackie Cruz in a Bikini
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Lily Collins in a Tight Dress…
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Kaley Cuoco Little Cleavage
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Kathrrryn NEwton – Oh No…
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Hunter King…Doing her Thing
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You Can’t Stop Suki Waterhouse
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Sydney Sweeney in a Magazine
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Slutty Selfies…
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How To Define a Beta Male
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Catwalk NIPS
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Big Titty Surprise
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Gabbie Carter Titty Flash….
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The Most Alpha Way to Go for it in Public
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Pine Fresh Pussy
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PERVING ON MUMS
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Cam Girls Do Some Crazy Fucking Things for Money
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Three Girls in the Barn…
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Lindsay Anne Strut Tits
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Elisa Titties Out
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Hot GIrl in herr SLutty Pics
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Huge Fucking Tits – I think this is that actress…
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The 5 Kinds of Cam Girls
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Girl Gets Wet in a Plaid Skirt
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2019

03

May

Miley Cyrus Thong of the Day

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If you watch this Miley Cyrus video.

You will see her thong.

Empowering…or attention seeking..who cares…it’s Friday…and I’ve wrritten too much this week about things I really don’t give a fuck about…so it is time to drink…drank…drunk.

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2019

03

May

Juliana Herz Hot Shoot of the Day

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Juliana Herz’s bio is – “Don’t ever be sad because sad spelled backwards is ‘das’ and das not good”….which makes me fucking hate her.

I feel like she was an early to instagram doing the instagram slut hustle in LA, and has managed to become an actual model but both are interchangeable as Facebook tries to take over the fucking world that what the fuck do I know….or really carer….

She is Costa Rican…this is some Pura Vida….topless shoot, where she looks good enough to me.

I checked out her instagram to see if she was the fame whore kind who get naked and hashtag the fuck out of everything, when they are not doing nude shoots with trendy photographers for fake publications….found out she starred in a L’Oréal commercial, shot for Yeezy, and appeared in multiple big-time music videos…whatever a big time music video is….

BUT MORE importantly…she’s dating some rich start up LA rich kid, who sold his company to tinder, and made enough money to buy a model.

Here she is in a photoshoot…

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2019

03

May

Nerd Favorite Aubrey Plaza in Some Magazine

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People fucking love Aubrey Plaza…

I still don’t know who Aubrey Plaza is…parks and rec, I get it…quirky weird girl who creepily looks at the camera in all her movies and speaks without moving her mouth…just playing up the weird in a not very exciting way, but she’s not fat and that is more than I can say for most people in this era and she’s a legit actor, whatever that means, I mean it’s kind of a bullshit skill…that people buy into because they are too lazy to think it could all be a scam…

She’s in a magazine, pants off….with what could be a cameltoe..or just weird crease…which is actually something I can relate to as most of the things I’ve had sex with could be described as a weird crease…

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2019

03

May

Sofiia Chuprikova Topless Shoot of the Day

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Sofiia Chuprikova is some hot chick who gets naked on the internet – with my kind of last name because it sounds like something I can mail order, or could have mail ordered if I was American and she was into that type of thing.

I did some google on her and found very little, but was happy to see that she only posts on instagram once a month, and her last pic wasn’t even of her..

Because I hate these vapid girls who try to get likes, chase likes like they matter, even though you can buy them for 3 dollars….

She’s been at this instagram thing since 2015 or 2016 from my extensive research and I will assume she’s got some rich boyfriend which is a win in instagram terms…and doesn’t need to post anymore…I can assure you that she’s not out there in med school or volunteerring in orphanages or doing anything that matters instead of instagram…she’s just playing it cool…

But these pics of he make me thinks she’s still out there doing things, but then again, I have no idea when they were shot…I mean Sofiia Chuprikova could even be dead from an opiate overrdose or a bad instagram date and I’m recycling old things…cuz of the tits that will live forever in cyberspace.

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2019

03

May

Carley Thornhill Shows the Bush of the Day

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Carley Thornhill has an IMDB – I looked he up.

She was in a movie you’ve never heard of where she played “WOMAN”…

The most pivotal character in the story arc of that film.

I am far more interested in where her career has taken her…

From the glitz and glam of hollywood to the modeling nude to get attention because maybe it will help fill that IMDB…but first she must fill herself with all the producers she can and his is the way to get their attention.

Weird world we live in. Weird. But as someone who has bush

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2019

03

May

Paris Hilton Slutty of the Day

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Paris Hilton is doing alright at 40….

Thank you face injections and vanity – never having a job or stress…all things that force her to do whatever it fucking takes to still matter.

She almost looks the same as she used to, but then again we aren’t really getting an honest version of her, because it isn’t her vagina…

The only way to know how a herpes brat really aged, is by counting the rings on her labia….or in her case scars….

We can even do some some before and after comparison pics ofher vagina…thanks to her sex taps….

Paris Hilton, always the innovator, leading the generation of sluts with sex tapes before instagram even existed.

I wouldn’t say I am a fan, because I blame her for the Kardashians…but she had a good hustle and scam that I guess is still going on…as it keeps going on….for the paparazzi.

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2019

03

May

Top 10 Slutty Athletes of the Day

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I am not really into sports, I am half dead and obese…so I can’t really relate….but I am into hot fit girls who rock out at their own sports and don’t look like dudes when they are doing it…because with sports technology..most of the top female athletes look like dudes…

Hot female athletes as a concept are being attacked thanks to the trans craze of men becoming women cuz they identify as women……cuz thanks to progressive thought and inclusivity, they are allowed to compete against women in sport…despite being biolgical men…

Accepting men living as women is one thing, who cares how people live, but letting people who grew up men, now living as women, compete with women….making women not stand a chance…eliminating women…is just ridiculous and unfair to the women who spend their life training….or at least spend their life training to label themselves as a contender in said sport, for an angle to support their instagram half naked pics…either way….check out these hot female atheletes before they are replaced with dudes who cut their dicks off.

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2019

03

May

Chloe & Barbara Bechini Sister’s in Lingerie of the Day

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I don’t know if Chloe & Barbara Bechini are actal models, but they sure as hell act like they are, and their instagrams have all kinds of model agency names in the bio, which must mean they are legit and signed, even if I’ve never heard of any of the agencies…it’s credibility…in an era where there are thousands of modeling agencies, and hundreds of thousands of singed models because it costs the agency nothing and if they hit they hit and get money off it…

So instagram girl who gets naked or half naked to legitimacy could happen, it’s almost interchangeable in this era….

But this one’s got one up on most, she’s got the best prop to get naked with, her sister, who I guess is on the same hustle…a two for one deal you’ve possibly seen at the strip club, you know equally damaged from thee same broken upbringing…weird.

But not weird enough to not be into it.

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2019

03

May

Naomi Scott in a Bra W Magazine of the Day

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Whoever the fuck that is…important enough to be in W Magazine…

Google Says she’s the PINK power ranger in the 2017 version of Power Rangers..but I assume she’s done other more important things, I mean why else would W magazine be getting in on her and producing pics of her in her bra like some predator instagram photographer….because getting girls in bras is the gateway to getting their asses spread on instagram….SPREAD LIKE PEANUT BUTTER ON A WHITE PIECE OF WONDERBREAD motherfuckers

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