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2019

25

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been convincing girls to get naked, to flash me, to show me their panties for as long as I can remember..and it’s really done nothing good for me…but I can call myself an original sexter…sexting before it was a thing. I would use a pocket calculator that had some note function…where I’d seductively ask girls in my class to describe their pussy…and despite being a pig, disgusting, they liked it….and for some reason…I got to see a lot of nipples…you see when you approach it right…girls are all about showing you their nipples…even if they don’t really want to…and that’s the key to life…the secret sauce….the promised land….the meaning of life…who fucking knows..but I do know there was no reason for me to be seeing their nipplesss…yet I was.

Now if only I applied that to something practical…like a career…IMAGINE that…I’d probably be high up in the corporate world or some sit.

Instead…

I’m still looking at pics of nipples at 50.

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Johnny Depps’ New Love is a Russian Gogo Dancer – Sounds Promising
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Crazy girl Does Yoga in Tight Pants on an Insane Rock
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Madonna Licking a Toe
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Biden Says – Obama is the Only Famous Articulate black guy
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Rat Cow in a Bathing Suit…in a Bathing Suit
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Everything Streaming on TV
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Amateur Firebreather – Needs more Practice
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Amazon Delivery Took a Piss in the Driveway
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Naked and Flexible on the Beach
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John Singleton Has a Stroke – Due to Deep Vein Thrombosis – Is Likely Going to Die – Boyz n the Hood – Forever
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Car Crashes into a Cafe
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Scarjo on ALl Fours
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Kim K – VISIBLE TIT
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Japan’s Master Inventor
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FKA TWIGS SLUTTY MUSIC VIDEO
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Luke Perry’s Last Riverdale Episode Air…RIP….Now Kill that Shitty Show
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Cop Wins a Basketball
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Jia Lissa Slut
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Bella Thorne Visible Tit
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Rami Malek is a Fan of Bond 25
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Influencer Photoshopped her Way to Coachella
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KEY to SUCCESS – It Screws, It Smokes, It Rocks….
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FIGHT Hangovers While Getting Drunk…
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The Best Weed Box!
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Mila Kunis at an Event
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Adrianne Palicki – at an Event
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Elsa Hosk – Skinny
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Shanina Shaik Fitness Shorts
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Taylor Swift Shorts
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Emma Roberts Still Hot to Me
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Kim K Got her Tit Out
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40 Year Old Demi Rose Celebrating her 24th Bday
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Martha Hunt – Stll Owned by Taylor Swift
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Katelyn Nacon – Worth a Fuck
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Celine Farach – Worth a Fuck
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LilY Collins – Ass – Kinda – Pretty Lame Actually
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2019

25

Apr

Bella Thorne is Trash of the Day

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Bella Thorne is out there trying to make her last boyfriend, the weird aids meth looking rich kid in his 50s on some Pauly Shore sit ass jealous…cuz tat’s what girls do…

Only Bella Thorne – since dating him – looks like beat the fuck up shit.

I don’t know what would make beat the fuck up shit..

But I imagine a garbage bag filled with dog shit used as if it was your misbehaving wife…

I said bitch…I asked for pizza tonight, not burgers…get over here and let me teach you what misbehaving does to you…

Only in Bella Thorne’s case she’s barely 20 and looking this beat…at least there’s the tits…the tits, like Jesus…SAVE

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2019

25

Apr

Doutzen Kroes Middle Aged Bikini Pics of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes Middle Aged Bikini Pics of the Day

Doutzen Kroes just keeps holding on, I guess this is what that love song was all about..because at 35, she’s had better days behind her…and at 35 her husband and baby daddy has like Victorias’ Secret…found better pussy…tighter pussy…not a mom of two kids pussy….I mean sure he loves her…you know that’s his wife and mom of his kids..but he’s a touring DJ…FUCK 18 Year Olds….

Right?

This is some billshit catalog pics, I hate bullshit catalog pics…but here they are…cuz hate fuels me…or some shit. Not really…but I have no other reason for this post.

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2019

25

Apr

Sofia Richie, Lionel’s Real Daughter, in a Bikini of the Day

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Sofia Richie, Lionel’s Real Daughter…who can do no wrong because his sperm made her and all these narcissists love their offsping, they want to give them everything, they want them to have their best life, they have all the resources in the world, I mean he’s lionel Richie, so that his kid doesn’t have to work…and she doesn’t.

She just attached herself to a Kardashian, makes money by extension I guess…big soical media…and that may be the disgusting thing about her on her permanent vacation, but what else should she be doing…if I was a rich kid, I’d be a fucking tyrant, probably dead by now from going fucking mental…and all this girl is doing is posing in a bikini..with shitty people who she can’t help but associate with…cuz she was raised in LA….

Stick to that bikini shit…and I’m not too sure whether she’s had work done, all these kids have had work done, you know it helps their IG accounts and life is about IG…do it for the GRAM they say…and that’s what they do.

But it looks good in a bikini for the paparazzi too…so let’s stare…together…

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2019

25

Apr

Evenlyn Rose Titties of the Day

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Evenlyn Rose …. unfortunately not showing us her flower bloooming…but you can see her tit…

With a name like Evenlyn Rose …you have some options in life, I’m sure this one is going for mainstream model, maybe an actress….I mean what a pretty name…

But when I read it, and maybe it’s because I am a pervert….Evenlyn Rose sounds like someting you’d find on discount in the back pages…

Evenlyn Rose … willing to do it all for the right price….

While this Evenlyn Rose seems a bit too serious for that kind of approach….but like all women still willing to do it all for the right price….some poeple just keep their back pages attitude to instagam for important rich people not just any asshole with 50 – 100 bucks.

All this to say. I like he.

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2019

25

Apr

Bebe Rexha Bi Polar Tits of the Day

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Look…it’s a Bi-Polar 30 year old popstar who never was but miraculously ended up happening 10 years after first getting into the music industry….in what I find a very fucking weird, not necessarily interesting – storyline.

I assume it’s the plus sized thing. We need more fat stars cuz Adele’s no longer relatable to the under 20s….throw in some EDM trash with some silly persona and the kids will buy tickets to her shitty fat girl show…that shouldn’t be her dancing in a fat girl fetish act…but instead should be her eating at an all you can eat buffet cuz dudes into fat girls are REALLY into fat girls and what it takes for them to become fat….

This one, the girl behind thee scenes who couldn’t handle being behind the scenes…and needed to be the star of her own songs…who now claims to be bi-polar cuz it helps her storyline…is out there with the titty content…this is the titty content.

She could do better though.

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2019

25

Apr

Dani Doll is a Little Too Vintage to Not Be Lame and Trying Too Hard of the Day

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I don’t know who Dani Doll is, but it sounds like a familiar name that other cam girls have probably used over the years…or maybe she’s a SUICIDE GIRL…either way, I doubt she’s famous and I’m not about to look it up, I am stealing wifi and don’t have much battery left….and I realize no one reads this shit.

I will say, what I said in the title, which is that this is a Little Too Vintage to Not Be Lame. A little too vintage to not seem like she’s Trying Too Hard…

They put this together thinking it would be so cool, a throwback, real 70s vibe erotica…

They ended up with an overproduced, too much effort went into this for it to be cool….pile of shit.

It’s safe to say that people, even girls who get naked…can be lame…

It’s just good to know that they are naked…it offsets and balances out that lameness…

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2019

25

Apr

Indya Moore Nipples of the Day

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Indya Moore….at some prestigious TIME magazine GALA to remind you that PRINT may be dead but they are holding on as hard as they can with their celebrity guests to keep them on the map….

Indya Moore….I don’t know who she is, but she was clever enough to try to change that with a see through dress for the event.

I mean why not show your nips to the world when you’re given the platform / stage for that…

Good work.

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2019

25

Apr

Sophie Mudd Still Has Big Tits of the Day

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Sophie Mudd still has tits…and still uses those tits to get noticed, followers, attention, so that she can be the best damn influencer she can be…

Sexualize yourself and your tits and if people comment on your use of your tits….or inquire how big her nipples are..I’m going with SAUCER sized…personal pizza sizee…it only makes sense based on the amount of fleshy fat she’s pushing up through a series of harnesses…in what is totally disproportionate to her little body…that is almost freakish and uncomfortable…that will likely cause the rest of her body to catch up to the tits….it always does – just too many woman hormones…

I figure when you’ve got tits like this, what else are you to do…and lucily for her it makes her way fucking hotter and more interesting, otherwise she’d just be another try hard..

Tits…they do get hits…

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2019

25

Apr

Zendaya Hard Nipples of the Day

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I know celebrity gossip and it makes me want to shoot myself in the dick, but luckily it is already dead. The last girl I paid to suck it told me it was pathetic, and I’m not even into that penis shaming, kick me in the dick, point and laugh at me kind of fetish…

But I don’t remember who Zendaya is. Google is so far away and does it even matter who she is.

The key is beater without the bra…some 90s Warped Tour erotica…revisited…