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2019

May

Ariel Winter Skinny Tits of the Day

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What is wrong with Ariel Winter’s jawline….I guess it is all part of her corporate restructure, where she suddenly dropped about 40 lbs and has a totally new face and neck….when she used to be just one ugly thick necked ball..she’s now got some shape to her…all while retaining her tits…that she’s already had cut off and reshaped once. It’s like some serious movie magic that isn’t even remotely magical is going on here…..and the fact that she has so many fans…dudes who really like her and grew up jerking off to her growing up…even though they were 40 when they started watching Modern family, as network TV demographics skew higher…and the people Ariel Winter’s age are all on streaming services and youtube, which is probably where she watched the tutorials on getting your face injected and lipo while eating the KETO diet.

Either way, it is an improved version of this GOBLIN and I encourage improvements…cuz the skinnier she is the better…that applies to all girls.

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2019

May

Julia Yaroshenko Naked of the Day

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Julia Yaroshenko is naked.

Julia Yaroshenko is some kind of hot Russian type woman who uses instagram as a marketing platform for he hot Russian ways…you know to recruit men into giving her money, or rich guys to knock her up, all while taking provocative pics we can all jack off to with hr tits out…

She calls herself a traveling photo model, but she’s really just a clever girl who sells her nude photos for 69 dollars a set…..which I guess this was part of…you know some asshole spent the 69 dollars and now we all get to mooch on the tits…even though the pics aren’t that exciting, definitely not worth 69 dollars…but at least she’s enterprising and on the hustle…I support entrepreneurship and if dudes are willing to pay to see the tits, sell the tits, cuz all these idiots giving that shit away is idiotic…

She’s basically instagram’s answer to the teen models of the early 2000s you all probbaly remember…they’d get half naked and you’d sign up to be a member in hopes of seeing cunt…those were the days…when porn wasn’t like a fucking crime scene…

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2019

May

Girls of West Point of the Day

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I don’t know why I ended up learning all their is to know about West Point the other day, but I think it had to do with a movie a watched where METH DAMON (the other Matt Damon who got Kirsten Dunst knocked up on the set of FARGO) was a West Point Grad who got killed off for making a stupid decision….and I got into the vortex of what it takes to get into West Point, you have to be fit as fuck, you need the academics, you need to hate the Navy, and a bunch of other things….and then I saw that women were allowed in…and assuming they were all big dykes like a cross fit class…with thighs that can crush watermelons I discovered with a quick search that they are in fact hot…so a new fetish brewed, Military Girls who are trained to kill me, who can run a marathon with 90 pounds of gear, who can outsmart me…like some kind of super woman….and boners happened…

After a quick HASHTAG search…this is what we found….the girls of West Point…looking good.

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2019

May

Demi Rose New Hooker Shots of the Day

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Demi Rose, the 45 year old who pretends she’s 25, sex worker who has been jacked the fuck up in more ways than one, but the one way that we are sure of is with her attempt to be a Kardashian in her look, because that’s what 90 percent of instagram is, just basic girls who watch the Kardashian show, and like what they are about and how they live, so they take it upon themselves to have their own personal brand, or their own blog, that isn’t even a blog, but rather an instagram feed they call a blog, where they document in the captions all the great food they eat, places they go, outfits they wear, whilst spreading their asses hoping people notice..

I guess Demi Rose was in on this early, so she has been noticed, the cream that has surfaced to the top of the pile of shit because whoever took the shit was lactose intolerant…

And like so many other girls, sex working their way to the top, around the globe, she’s got fake face, fake ass, fake tits….and people for some reason are into the look…cuz I guess dudes will fuck anything and the more a bitch looks like a sex doll the better…

I just find it trash…and so are these new HOOKER SHOTS, that we hope also come with her other HOOKER SHOTS…..you know he kind the help fight pussy infections.

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2019

May

Yetide Badaki Naked of the Day

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Yetide Badaki is a Nigerian actress, but instead of doing Nollywood (Nigerian Hollywood, that produce some amazing low budget movies) she is out here in America getting naked for the tv show American Gods…..

I know what you’re thinking – another illegal immigrant stealing American jobs, like it’s the land of opportunity that should only be for the fat and lazy people born in the country, who don’t get off their asses, diabetes you know, and get hustling, because it is easier to be unemployed trash or working at Walmart….but the fact is…none of you got tits like THIS..

I mean maybe you do, they’re not all that great, but they are naked on TV and remind me of the first tits I jerked off to, thanks to being INFORMATIONAL tits…in a famous Yellow Magazine that I won’t mention, like I didn’t mention last week, cuz you’ll call me racist…but it’s not racist…I thought it was a titty mag and all the other nonsense in it about nature and the environment was filler to make it appear in libraries…I thought they were onto a great scam and didn’t realize they were exploiting tribes and presenting them to “civilized” people as if they were Flora and Fauna….and even if they were, who cares….all the billion dollar internet sites are just porn sites with buffer content to prretend they arern’t porn sites….

Either way, Yetide Badaki looks fun! Welcome to America Nollywood Star Jones.

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2019

May

Britney Spears Bikini Yoga of the Day

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There is finally a #freeBritney movement starting up on the internet, thanks to her latest stint in Rehab that people are saying she didn’t want or consent to, and that her father who has had control over her since she shaved her head, in a keep on top of his investment, as she’s an earner…and pretend that the 40 year old needs a legal guardian so that he can police her like a slave owner, because that’s what his Louisiana heritage has taught him to do….I mean he’s also white trash, with money and white trash have been selling their daughters off for generations…so it’s nothing new…

What is new, or at least insane is that this has been going on for over a decade, in public, we’ve all watched the prisoner do her dancing monkey thing, as they release calculated stories and social media posts she probably had nothing to do with as they don’t let her have a fucking phone…

FINALLY people are saying “shit, maybe this is some dungeon dad abusive situation, that totally favors the dad and family, but doesn’t really work out so good for the person people actually care about”…

So to try to stop the conversation on Daddy Spears’ google alerts, he’s released this video as Britney….who he forced into rehab to keep her more sedated than she normally is, to convince you that she’s back…even though a week ago she was about 20 pounds heavier and is for sure in her holding cell being starved out and groomed to get back to earning.

It is a sick fucking story, that people have just sat on the sidelines and watched…so you’re all to blame..but I don’t blame you…I know holding women captive, grooming them, and making them your own is the only way you can get laid….I sympathize with you…but Britney’s dad…what an asshole…

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2019

May

Huge Gym Cameltoe and Other Videos of the Day

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Crazy Woman Runs Into Traffic

Russian Basketball Half Time Show

Octopus VS Face

Idiot Gets Snake Bite on the Dick Hole

Girl on Scooter Punching Boyfriend in Head

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2019

May

Girl Simulates Blowjob on a Banana on Instagram of the Day

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I am not really that much of a Narc, but I have had pretty much all my social media accounts deleted at least once over the years…

I lost Two Twitter accounts in the last month…

I lost two TUMBLR accounts last year…

I only got on Myspace cuz Friendster banned me and Facebook because Myspace banned me…..then I went through at least 3-4 Facebook profiles…I’ve had this current one for a while, but I barely use it….

I got on Instagram early on, cuz finger on the pulse or some shit, and lost I think 4 instagram accounts there…only to be underwhelmed with trying to grow my shit…

I have been blocked on youtube, but for some reason my original account is still there, but if I tried to grow it with Original videos, I would likely be deleted, and they never let me monetize my videos and get that Youtube money so I never bothered trying….

All this to say, none of the shit I have done has been as vulgar as sucking a banana like a cock with the hashtag HORNY RIGHT NOW….

So I report the nudes, to see the feedback, I report the smut to see the feedback, and in a year of reporting EVERYTHING I think is slutty…NOT A SINGLE VIDEO OR PICTURE breached the facebook community standards…not this video, not any….

A publicly traded company, making money off this fringe fetish porn, cuz all these internet sites are just porn sites in disguise that make people very fucking rich….and are thus untouchable…I just wish there was some consistency!! Or that I got rich off this shit…seriously.

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2019

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am always amazed when I see fat girls who are friends with skinny girls, despite being a different species of human….

I always think, does the skinny girl befriend them because she likes to be the hot one in the group, you know a little too insecure to hang out with other girls from her step aerobics class because they are as fit as her…

Or does the fat girls befriend the skinny girl because they know if they were lost at sea she’d stand no chance against them when it comes to getting eaten…you know since fat girls always think about the food.

Or is it that everyone is fat now, and skinny girls are the rare ones, like the albinos who someone needs to befriend, and since every one is fat, chances are the fat gils will take in that skinny freak under their wing, and use her to bait and tackle men who try to seduce the friend, but end up with them….

The world…such a curious place full of curiosities…

Oh and it was Cinco de Mayo, the one day of the year I don’t drink, because I am half Mexican and seeing fat white people in sombreros eating fajitas and drinking margaritas like idiots….offends me…

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Old Lady Tells a Woman to Cover up Her Titties…
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Miley Cyrus Yells “FREE BRITNEY” as part of the Free Britney Movement people are FINALLY getting into – after a decade or more of Britney being kept a slave
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Idiot Doesn’t Check for BOATS Before Stupid Stunt…
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4 Arrsted for Knocking MAGA Hat Off
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Snake Gets Fed Up with Snake Handler…
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Kayslee Collins – Nude Playboy Chick
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Anna Nicole Smiths Daughter at the Kentucky Derby with Anna Nicole’s Killer
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Hayden Panettiere’s Boyfriend Beats Her
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Woman ThrowS Tantrum….
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Adam Sandler on SNL making fun of Democrats…
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Two Guys Steal a Pepsi Machine
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Thick Babes in American Bikinis
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Weird trans Walk…
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Charlize Theron Finally Relizes She’s Old after Being Offered the Hot Wonder Woman Mom Role
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Woman Strips Down in Road Rage inciden..
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Cam Girls Do Some Crazy Fucking Things for Money
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2019

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was excited when I saw a store called Bait and Tackle opening up near me…because I assumed it was a place that taught men how to seduce women…since the primary strategy for men seducing women is to bait them, then tackle them..at least that’s how I’ve always done it…

It was pretty disappointing when it turned out to be a fishing store…

Like who the fuck cares about fishing, when they could be selling getting pussy tactics.

Especially in this era of not being allowed to talk to women, take women on dates, where all sex is rape unless contracts are signed, and all that other bullshit….that comes from the same girl who demonstrates sucking dick with a banana on instagram to drive people to her member site…cuz they are all sex workers who deny being sex workers charging dudes to catch a glimpse but crying sexual assault when the same dude paying to see her tits says “nice tits”…

Tough to navigate the rights and wrongs out there…real tough..

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Hayden Panettierre’s Boyfriend Arrested for Assaulting Her….
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Kayslee Collins Naked Tits
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BK Trolls McDonalds with dumb millennial shit…
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ALBA on her Back in a Bikini
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Burglarr’s Family Mad Homeowners Shot Him…
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Bella Thorne Slutty Stomach
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Church Lady Goes Crazy when She Hears College Students are Sexually Active
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Russian Cyclist Collides with a Car…
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Doutzen Kroes German Swim
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Swedish MP Says – All Men are Rapists…WHAT?
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Joe Rogan on Trans Woman Breaking Weightlifting Records
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USHER’S HERPES SCANDAL HAS BEEN RESOLVED
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Vanessa White Nip Slip…
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Parents Brawl at their Children’s Wrestling Tournament
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A Gallery of “Pretty Girls”
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Planned Parenthood Supporters are Weird in this Video – Even Though I am PRO ABORTION.
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Big Tits in a Bikini
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Suki Waterhouse Nip Slip
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Israeli Instagram Girl with the Big Tits
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Woman Loses Mind – When Pawn Shop Calls her Watch Junk
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Old Hags Fighting About POMS
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Wingman Helps Dude Life a Girl to Seal the Deal
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Young Child Drops Sparkler Down a Manhole Escapes Explosion
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Holy Shit – Premature Baby Dropped On Head After Deliverry WTF
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Snoop Dogg is Going to Boycott Facebook for Banning Someone – Sure he Is..
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Scooter Plows Over Person…
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Sonic Gets rermade after internet hates him
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Rosie Huntington Whitely in a Magazine…
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Christina Applegate Out in Public
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Hailey Steinfeld Legs..
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Christina Applegate at ANOTHER Event
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Kaley Cuoco’s in a Magazine
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Julianne Moore in a Magazine
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Lucy Liu Posing on the Ground Like an ASlut
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Melissa Rauch in a Tight Dress
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Suki Waterhouse is Out Therre Making APpearrances
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Jackie Cruz in a Bikini
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Lily Collins in a Tight Dress…
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Kaley Cuoco Little Cleavage
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Kathrrryn NEwton – Oh No…
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Hunter King…Doing her Thing
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You Can’t Stop Suki Waterhouse
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Sydney Sweeney in a Magazine
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Spice Emma Bunton Titties in a Blue Sweater of the Day
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How To Define a Beta Male
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Catwalk NIPS
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Big Titty Surprise
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Gabbie Carter Titty Flash….
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The Most Alpha Way to Go for it in Public
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Pine Fresh Pussy
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PERVING ON MUMS
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Cam Girls Do Some Crazy Fucking Things for Money
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Three Girls in the Barn…
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Lindsay Anne Strut Tits
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Elisa Titties Out
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Hot GIrl in herr SLutty Pics
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Huge Fucking Tits – I think this is that actress…
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The 5 Kinds of Cam Girls
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Junkie Neighbor of the DAy
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Girl Gets Wet in a Plaid Skirt
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