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2019

08

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Bikini of the Day

Candice Swanepoel still in her bikini…she’s a mom of two…has been pregnant for a long time, like 4 years…because Africans have a longer gestation period than Americans…that’s not racism, she’s white, you fucks…racism is what she probably is thanks to being white….from Africa…with her first hand involvement of the white oppressing the blacks by making slaves out of them….

She must work out…

A body like this on a mom of two who has been pregnant for the last 40 months…makes zero sense to a regular guy like me who knows women who still haven’t lost their baby weight and their kids are in their 40s….

She’s obviously still hot, despite being a mom….rare for sure but it happened…

She has been one of the most boring VS models of all time…who has only worked with Victoria’s Secret, has had no scandals or excitement and who is now out there navigating her next move while moving into her 30s…with an amazing ass for a skinny girl…

It isn’t magical….but it’s better than not staring at a thong ass on a half nude model…and that’s what it’s all about.

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2019

08

Apr

Bella Thorne See Through Dark Nipples of the Day

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Look everyone Bella Thorne wants you to notice her.

I guess she’s sad that her hype has died the fuck down and people have stopped bothering her, caring about her, noting her, so she’s bringing out the nipples.

The benefit of her social media is that she is not forgotten like most young stars of the past, when their show is over, they are over. Typecast and forgotten. Left to deal with their parents who stole on their money before their 18th birthday….

But here they are going viral on social media, so you have the whole demise documented, with moments of seemingly being relevant…because they do a series of viral stunts…but the viral stunts get boring pretty quick….unless she is spreading her ass cuz we haven’t seen her spread ass yet…it’s all pretty repetitive…

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2019

08

Apr

Ariel Winter Hard Nipples of the Day

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Ariel Winter must be eating the KETO diet, or doing a lot of speed, like the old Hollywood tactics to not have fat talent, because fat is gross and no one wants to see it, not even other fat people…not even the fat people pretending to be empowered for being fat…it’s really a lot of self hatred and sadness…

Ariel Winter’s still got her big tits, the rebuilt big tits, so she doesn’t need to wear a bra and that don’t need to be the victims of the weight loss where the sag to the ground…

She’s got a neck and chin again, which must be nice, for someone who spent the last 3 years looking like SHREK’s wife.

It’s nice to see, because she looks way hotter, way better and the MOST important thing….she’s not pretending to be proud of being a fat chick…like other fat chicks…she instead worked hard to get less fat…and that is what all you fat sluts should be doing…

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2019

08

Apr

Ashanti Pussy Dance of the Day

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Ashanti is still around and proving that the PUSSY DANCE…an instagram sensation…for girls who don’t know what to post but who are half naked and don’t want to miss the miss the opportunity….to show the world her pussy dance….all the pussy shaking on social media all the time…cuz all motherfuckers the same….

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2019

08

Apr

Halle Berry Nipples of the Day

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I think the meme script behind this picture of 90 year old Halle Berry….is:

“Tries Instagram Once”….

Because girl, who was off limits and exclusive for so fucking long, is now out there quickly adapting to the way all the peasant women who aren’t celebrities build up a fan base and celebrity…by busting out here tits…

It’s really that easy, almost laughable, and I am sure that is what celebrities look at influencers as…the peasants stealing their money and reducing their value after years all for just showing her tits….so this is reclaiming the tits….the celeb tits….which aren’t anymore exciting than regular tits, but richer is a bigger sense of purpose….and self importance….but not really cuz all bitches think they are Halle Berry…..and have that same self importance.

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2019

08

Apr

Halsey is a Hooker of the Day

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Halsey is full of shit….but people in LA seem to be drawn to bullshit stories…from their castles they live in, it’s like they are connecting with real people, something they crave in their industry…so they end up connecting with idiots like this….

She’s got this whole storyline of being a homeless drug addict, who was actually just a party girl who didn’t have an apartment and crashed on people’s floors…

She eventually made it into the VIP room and connected with some DJs who she laid vocal tracks for and all of a sudden mattered..

But if that hadn’t worked out for her, she now says she considered sex work…

Because – THAT IS JUST HOW LAZY THIS BITCH IS…

She didn’t want a real job, and was willing to suck dick for money instead of geting a real job, with a schedule and hours and responsibility…

I actually don’t even believe the story, a few months ago, she was all about being a black chick, cuz her dad is black apparently…and now she’s a homeless sex worker….

I mean it’s all nonsense marketing, gets people talking, and we know girls her age from Instagram…and know they are all fucking sex workers…that’s how they live without a job.

Halsey was just lucky to get in with someone who could make her famous, sucking the right dick with her sex work, so that it isn’t even called sex work.

I find this story ridiculous…but I also hate this lazy trash…and all it represents..

Here are some throwback pics of her being a hooker

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2019

08

Apr

January Jones Naked of the Day

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Hey January Jones, keep it in your pants…otherwise you’ll end up pregnant with another kid who doesn’t know who his dad is because your vagina is like a smoothie of sperm from various men you’ve fucked that day, swirling around trying to find your womb….OR…she’s just a slut, who knows who the baby daddy is and took a pay off to keep his name out of the press, because he’s either high profile, or married…either way…she gets paid and that makes life more fun, it allows her to do all the things she wants to do…like post shitty content to her social media for her fans…cuz it’s not like this bitch actually works as an actress…I haven’t seen her in anything ever…

This is likely from a photoshoot, not from a selfie, but we can collectively say “SHOW US MORE MOM PUSSY”….because that circus freak pussy you get from being a mom…you know th clown car pussy people climb out of – is the whole basis of being a mom….so I say show it to the fucking world….like you’re PT BARNUM…

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2019

08

Apr

Lais Ribeiro Topless of the Day

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I don’t know why Lais Ribeiro is doing the same titty dance as Jennifer Lopez …..maybe it’s some Latin based memo that I wasn’t included on…

J.Lo the New York born Puerto Rican….and Lais Ribeiro the single mom from Brazil…not quite from the same time of Latin…but doing the same titty jiggle dance..

Maybe it’s just a lack of creativity, when backed into a wall and in need of updating the social media, all women respond the same – with a TITTY JIGGLE…

Maybe this is some deep rooted DNA coded primal instinct women have when faced with a camera, danger, or whatever.

Maybe we just uncovered some missing link in Anthropology…that no one has ever mapped out cuz they are too busy jacking off to the titty jiggle…

Or maybe it’s just basic bullshit from a whore who is paid to be half naked trying to be sexy…on some sex worker level of talent…

Either way…a Single Mom from Brazil who is paid a lot of money a year by a panty brand…shaking her tits…is fun.

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2019

08

Apr

Jennifer Lopez Erotica of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez shaking her 50 year old tits was the alternate title….

She just goes to show you that no matter how much money you have, if you’re programmed to be a shapeshifting egotistical cunt who has crawled her way out of the gutter to reach the level of celebrity that she has, by tricking people to think she has talent, totally understanding how to market to people like a Kardashian, while lasting in this entertainment career for over 20 years….you’ll be an exhibitionist, attention seeking slut forever.

There is no need for J.Lo doing slutty dancing she will probably blame on her latin roots…

Yet…she’s out there producing content of herself doing slutty dancing…like some low level stripper because out of all the things we have learned on the internet…women fucking love getting watched whilst doing slutty things…they fucking LIVE for it…it’s so common it isn’t a generalization..

We’re in a position where people will say “not all women are sluts you misogynist”…which for the record I truly don’t identify as, so you can’t call me one…

If dudes can identify as women and the general population accepts that as fact, I can identify as someone who isn’t a misogynist….and be accepted as that…

I just say all women are sluts because statistically they are…

Just like all men are pigs…

Cuz statistically we are….

Deal with it. While watching an old lady try to stay youthful and hip shaking her tits….when she knows it is the J.Lo diaper ass we care about. What is this with her always evolving her manipulation tactics…

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2019

08

Apr

Kate Moss Nipples for British Vogue of the Day

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I just finished a post about LOTTIE MOSS …that wasn’t necessarily a good post about Lottie Moss…it wasn’t as hard hitting as I’d like it to be. It revealed no exclusive stories about her first sexual experience or what she masturbates to…in fact it was pretty flimsy and a waste of time…but it happened….about 3 minutes ago…and here I am looking at Patient Zero of the Moss family, the one who actually matters..the legend and the icon….Kate Moss….with her tits out like old times…because she is old and has been around a long time and in those old times she used to always have her tits out…..

She also was a party girl, rockstar fucker, wild scenester icon…who had all kinds of dicks and drugs in her…and who had even took ownership of her ripping lines in video when Cellphones were first invented and someone filmed her ripping lines…because who gives a fuck…

Well, she’s still alive and still topless, and I think it’s great…you know work well into your retirement with your tits out cuz what the fuck else are you going to do with your time..

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