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2019

12

Mar

Carla Howe Titty Slip of the Day

No one gives a fuck about Howe Twins – Carla Howe is one of the Howe Twins…the Howe Twins were a thing for a minute….a long fucking time ago…and I don’t even remember a minute yesterday..even a tit filled naked twin minute yesterday…not that I had a naked twin minute yesterday…but even if I did it wouldn’t be remembered….I am that jaded, drunk and the whole twins being sluts together is so cliche…it’s almost the whole point of twins…

That said, all these years later, Carla Howe still finds a way to pull her titty out like it matters and I guess any girls who exists based on tits, deserves some love when she’s still out there pulling out tits. This is that love. It’s empty, superficial, two dimensional…one sided…love….but love just the same..

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2019

12

Mar

Nicole Gregorczuk Silly Nude Shoot of the Day

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Nicole Gregorczuk is some model, she’s tall and skinny and has representation, which may not be saying much as agencies try to lock in as many models as they can, in case they are the next to go viral, they want to be on the front lines and it costs nothing to have them locked in….

She’s got 50k followers on social media, so despite being better than many of the sluts, since she has representation….she’s got some work to do on going viral..

Especially since she’s willing to get naked for this ridiculousness, maybe she’d be into getting naked for REAL shit….that people care to see.

Maybe, she felt this was art, because she’s used as the canvas…her naked body that vessel for the artist to get his art across…but the homeless lady who does art in the bus shelter with her feces and period has more talent..

This here…is just silly….lame even…bad….running out of ideas.

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2019

12

Mar

Olivia Wilde Nipples at an Event of the Day

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I have failed you all…

Since you’re russian robot traffic I am not that emotional about failing you…

I am actually a non violent psychopath so I don’t really feel emotion, guilt or remorse…

I lack empathy…but I do get mad at myself when I look at a set of paparazzi pics, of an important actress like Olivia Wilde…who I have probably talked a lot of shit on over the years because her real name is Cockburn, and I don’t like when a bitch changes her name to run from the burning of cock she was born to be….but instead….decided to go with WILDE…because it is fun, exciting and sounds sophisticated…like the writer Oscar Wilde..right?

Point being, I’ve seen her in a bunch of movies, I find her hot and a good actress..and I’m not going to hate on her…expecially not today….where her nipples are out at an event like some kind of hippie…all free spirited tits out…for the fans

I am just glad she’s not Emma Stone…or the other shitty actresses that are average looking but who get tons of hype…on some Barbara Streisand shit…

I am just sad…she’s not responsible for my cockburn…that was some crackwhore stripper who I should have probably not paid extra to not use a condom with…

But then again, the fact I paid for my penis disease when others try to avoid getting it…seems fitting with the kind of man I am …and the kind of life I’ve lived….

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2019

12

Mar

Liv Phyland Killer Surf Cameltoe of the Day

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I don’t know who the fuck Liv Phyland…some international presenter maybe….from Australia Maybe…I mean that would explain the surfboard…

I refuse to google her, because I know you don’t care.

I don’t refuse to post her killer Cameltoe though…that shit is legendary…so aggressive I feel like I’m looking at the fat lady in jeggings three sizes too small who works at the deli down the street…where clits have been seen…and labia so detailed I can count the ridges and determine how many kids she’s had…and how old she is…and how many dicks she’s had…all through her JEGGINGS…while this Liv Phyland bitch is giving her a run for her money.

Posted in:Liv Phyland|SFW

2019

12

Mar

Josephine Skriver and her Genetically Modified Tits of the Day

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Josephine Skriver’s all right…

I mean it’d be really unfortunate for her dad and his ego because she was his science experiment, where he designed her in a test tube to grow up to be a model, using his gay sperm and some lesbians egg….funded by the evil Victoria’s Secret empire….

If she didn’t end up the half naked set of tits that she is…it’d be a fail for all.

So thank god that worked out for everyone…we need to be in a world where hot chicks can be designed for rich people, like IVY League education can be bought by celebrities for their shitty entitled kids, because actual human genetics are pretty unfortunate with fatness and ugliness duck facing everywhere..

Give me a homosexually designed, test tube made….very expensive prime rate pussy.

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2019

12

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio got her tits out for fashion again in some fetish overalls that would be good to piss on….or cum on…or shit on…easy to wipe off I guess…another example of fashion ripping off queer fetishes and turning it into overpaid nonsense…I have known latex fetish weirdos…and they are weirdos.

I don’t think Ambrosio is into that shit, she’s more about being 40 and still pulling out her tits…that’s her fetish…

Look at how BOLT on the tits look…but at 40…how could they not be bolt on…otherwise they’d just hang to her fucking belly button….

This post is brought to you by all her face injections…gotta stay young no matter what it takes.

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2019

12

Mar

Ashanti Does Carnival of the Day

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Ashanti from Murder Inc with Ja Rule….What’s love….was the song….

I thought that she was one of R. Kelly’s underage girls he peed on….not because all black people look the same you racist fucks…but because I am old, disconnected, and don’t have memory retention….I don’t listen to this kind of music…and in my defense – Ashanti hasn’t done shit since Aalyiah died in that plane crash…

But she is at Carnival…all 300 pounds of her…all full of ROTI and rice….all in a slutty Carnival costume with thighs so big they could be one of the parade floats….with normal sized women dancing on them to celebrate Jesus or whatever Carnival is all about.

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2019

12

Mar

Woman Takes it to the Crotch and Other Videos of the Day

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Tractor Driving of the Day

Romance

Idiot at the Job

Robber of the Day

Idiot Soccer Player of the Day

Crazy Fucking Cops

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2019

12

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my day isn’t knowing I’ve been blocked by Alyssa Milano for a decade now…

It’s that someone wrote a confession that he was molested by family members as child….to which everyone wrote their stories and sympathy and offered their support and celebrated his strength in being so open….believe all dudes….or some shit..

I just wrote “I wish I was one of those family members, you’re hot”….

And thanks to him being an older gay dude, not one of those younger gay dudes offended by everything,

The point is – if we can’t laugh at being molested when we were children as adults….what can we laugh at…

Some stepLINKS..

Orlando Bloom – Not Only Marrying a Fat Bitch – But Also Carries Dog Around in a Drawstring Bag
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Dude Throws Drink at a Car
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Someone Trying Home Repairs Now Needs a New Home…
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Cute Dog Balancing on a Ball
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Monster Hunter Narrated by Steve Irwin
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Madison Beer Midriff in a Pink Outfit
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Lili Reinhart – Big Cleavage
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Drake thinks MJ is a Rapist
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Presenter Gets Hit by Prankr
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Amazing Slow Motion Booty Shake
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2019

11

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was in a store, randomly stalking a girl, in what I call following her in real life, far less intrusive than following her on the internet, plus I couldn’t follow her on the internet, I didn’t know her name and I wasn’t about to steal her purse to find out…

She had leggings on. Really tight leggings…and skinny legs…so I could see her fucking pussy when she was walking….away from me….two fucking mounds…between her legs…fully visible from behind..wile walking…..crazy.

Either way, in the store, they were playing the Brad Cooper and Lady Gaga song. Before tat moment, I didn’t realize that they played that song on the radio…and when I realized that they did…with their masterful media manipulation making all these idiots stupid money….I got mad….how dare they rape us like this…in ways we don’t even realize we are getting raped…while not letting us do any raping of any sort, not just the sexual kind, because of their laws.

It’s all designed to fuck over the small guy and to try to trick him to sing along to their brain washing music…so much so that he buys tickets to their show…

Terrible…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Crazy Fat Person Drops His Pants and Talks Mental Shit…they Say Too Much Adderall…
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Nicki Minaj Fans hate her – Hope They Kill Her
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Lea Michele Marries Gay Man
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A Whole Bunch of Asses…
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Mila Kunis Pretty Shitty Cleavage
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I wish the Jaguar ATE this Bitch
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Music Festival Light Show Brought to You By a Plane….Weird Ravers.
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Suspects Spit on Cop – Cop Knocks Him Out…
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Chance the Rapper Marries Long Term Girlfriend
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Billionaire Penis Enlargement Surgery Death
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Slutty Pregnant Kate Upton
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Jose Canseco Says J.Lo is Getting Cheated On
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Madison Beer – Birthday Whore
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Lesbian Kiss in a Movie Trailer of the Day
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Proof that ALl Publicity is Good Publicity
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Dude Filmed 3 UFOs from International Space Station…
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Dude Finds Out He’s Having Triplets
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Baby Phat Comeback
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Bruna’s Tits at Carnival
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Tony Garrn Sheer TOp
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Jennie Garth Doesn’t Send Luke Perry Tributes
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This Airport Beat Boxer is the Worst…
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Amazing Dog Dive
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Kara Del Toro – Cleavage at the Event
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School Loses Black Child
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Saw Blade Wheel on Frozen Lake
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Man with R.Kelly Sex Abuse VHS….
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From the Forum

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Janel Parris in Lingerie Outfit
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Heidi Klum in a Silly Outfit
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Charlize Theron Legs
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Nudes from Movies – Yay!
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Olivia Wilde Looking Nuts a SXSW
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Olivia Wilde Granny Panties
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Eva Green and Danny DeVito
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Jorgie Porter Tits…
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Katherine McNamara Legs….
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Tinashe Side Tit
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Sylvi Meis TIts…
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Katherine Schwarzenegger Boring
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Mila Kunis No Hips Small Cleavag…
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Selena Gomez’s Kidney Donor
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Roxanne Pallett Bikini
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From stepSMUT!!

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Hot Photography Featuring Russian Tits..
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Japanese Gym Glass…Looks Fun
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Black Spread Pussy with the Little Nips
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Pool Party!!!
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Tis is a Terrible Compilation Video
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Ava Adams – Huge Tits
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Sluts in JEANS….and Out of Jeans…TITS everywhere….
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Random Tumblr Porn – By Me….
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More Nude Russian Erotic Photography from Some Other Russian Photographer
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Music Festival Blowjob
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Reddit User Lexxi Ryan
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Blue Hair Dildo….
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Some Trash Having Naked Yoga
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Beach Babes…
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Grower Not a Shower – Girls Are SO Mean
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Wife at the Office….
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Luke Perry Needs to Find This Girl…
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Amateur Bird of the Day
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Tinder in Brazil
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Sneaky Couple
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Killer Naked Bitch…
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Nude Babe of the Day
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SunnyQ Naked Bitch…
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Chloe Rose – Nude and AMazing
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Riding Dirty
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Giving a Butthole Diabetes
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YOU GOTTA FUCK THIS….
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