Charlotte Lawrence, who the fuck is that?
More of her in a bra from her INSTAGRAM
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2019
04
Mar
Charlotte Lawrence, who the fuck is that?
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2019
04
Mar
Maya Hawke is the product of Ethan Hawke and Uma THurman…who I forgot were together and who I forgot bred…like the breeders they are…because I don’t fucking care.
I am not too surprised that their daughter, a daughter of two egotistical celebs, is out there on social media paving the fucking way for her to be her own brand of celebrity. You know trying to step outside of her parents’ shadow, because both her parents are huge stars, and she is always going to be masked by that….
Despite the general hope of people who breed that both their super genes combining into one superhuman, most often than not turns out to be nothing close to a superhuman…..but more a spoiled, lazy, delusional…hungry for attention….wanting that celebrity their parents had…but not worthy of it…or not having the personality to get it…
So then the parents step up, introduce them to some people, get them auditions in the industry and next thing you know you have a Gwyneth Paltrow, Kate Hudson, Jennifer Aniston situation of the ego going on….so that the kid makes something of themselves, living in their industry, which is a scam industry designed for the lazy…overpaid for little work….let the children profit from it whether they deserve it or not…they are positioned for it….
So seeing Maya Hawke with her tit out, not too surprising…it’s a generational thing….let’s just hope it continues and that she didn’t inherit her mom’s man hands…cuz tits, when held by man hands owned by the same host body as the tits…is always a weird test in gender…and unlike Prince Harry….I still believe in a two gender system…where man hands jerking me off confuse me…so I avoid them.
I am a simple mind..
Posted in:maya hawke
2019
04
Mar
Miluniel has her bush out in a phototshoot like a millennial because that is her fucking name….
And because all Millennials’ know about work ethic, is getting naked as fuck, to get as much attention as fuck, and hopefully get some followers and build a personal brand as fuck…only instead of saying as fuck, they are too lazy to put those two words together…so they reduce it down to the acronym AF…you know…because that’s how their lazy, raised on porn, lazy as fuck videogame, processed food eating, spoiled piece of shit minds work…
But…
I am into the whole nudity thing…SHOW ME YOUR BUSH…all you bitches out there…cuz bush will forever be hot to me…and I don’t care the backstory or goal of the bush being out there as long as I see the bush…
Posted in:Miluniel
2019
04
Mar
Katharine McPhee and her American Idol tits that have established a career outside of American Idol…like so many other idiots thanks to America being based on reality TV…there top business people, and the leader of the free world are reality show stars…
This one may not be a Kardashian, or a Trump, but she is the sex slave to a 70 year old billionaire music producer who is at the stage in his life ready to hire some semi famous, d-list pussy to accompany him to his diaper changing appointments…..spoon feeding his half dead face with baby food.. because no matter how rich you are, your body still gives the fuck out on you….like the normal old people…diapers for all…it’s just set in a nicer setting cuz money buys comfort and sluts like McPhee to change your diapers…
She’s in some shaping underwear as girls do….dancing on social media…as people do.
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Posted in:Katharine McPhee|SFW
2019
04
Mar
Rita Ora on Instagram with her tits out cockteasing you motherfuckers like LUKE PERRY didn’t die today….
The real question is whether his death has the same death impact that Anna Nicole Smith’s death had…and is all of the news media doing profiles on his life, while actual news is going on behind the scenes, laws being passed under your nose cuz you’re sad that Dylan drom 90210’s brain exploded…stroked out…in what is probably not a nation tradgey…but the media will make fucking sure that it comes across as one…
THAT SAID…
We’ve all seen now Famous as Fuck Rita Ora’s tits out, it’s how she got famous, I don’t grasp her lack of feminist feminism by putting emojis to cover her up, masking her femininity…..and circle of life…the fucking beer tap for babies….milk lifeline…
What the fuck is she censoring herself for, has she realized that not being slutty is the new slutty? Everything is cyclical and the time for naked on the internet is slowing down, because brands are moving away from people with followers for being whores…and moving towards people with actual influence….not that they’d move away from Rita Ora, she’s finally famous after years of work, but she’s probably scared they will because she’s spent so much time working for this…she’s not about to throw it away by showing her nipples again…even though we’ve all seen them and the emoji is just a tactic to clickbait us and draw attention to them…these cunts really understand the hustle.
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2019
04
Mar
Slutty Sahara Ray one of the earliest nude instagram soots because she was doing piss colored nude shoots before instagram even existed…is still out there with her tits out…big tits…fun tits…tits worth staring at because she’s still probably under 30 years old…despite instagram feeling like it’s been here forever, it’s really only been 5-6 years that it’s been a thing…
I don’t know how you expect me to work, while Dylan McKay from 90210 Fame / LUKE Perry the 30 year old playing an 18 year old….died…
But I will try to power through the tears…to see the nipple out for attention…to remind me that we’re still here…still alive…unlike LUKE…do it for LUKE…love every second of tit…or some shit.
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2019
04
Mar
Sophie Mudd still got big tits, which I guess is important news in a world where big tits have been and will always be celebrated….especially naturally big tits….none of that implant shit to fake it…just pure natural big tits…
I didn’t expect this girl, who is only known on instagram for her tits, to do a Christina Ricci or Ariel Winter and cut off her tits….she isn’t at that point of over exposure and rich to really turn her back on the gift she has to get herself where she needs to go…
We can list off lists and lists of women who have made it with their big tits – from Rat Cow to Kate Upton to you probably have a more extensive list in your folder of tits you use to jerk off to since you don’t ever get to see real tits….unless you go to the stripclub and pay 10 dollars a song to grab the tits…pervert.
I don’t think it is necessary to bother…because we know the hustle, we’re all primates and when we see tits we get dumb, so girls born with the tits are going to use that to their advantage if they are smart..and that is what is going on here…
Her earlier work was a little creepy, she looked like a kid with mosnter tits, but I guess she’s evolving, being more sophisticated and in time…her body will catch up with her tits, it always does..but for now…it’s looking tight..
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Posted in:SFW|Sophie Mudd
2019
04
Mar
Teyana Taylor is from the Kanye fitness workout dance routine video that I don’t remember but that I know happened because I have a terrible memory, but my finger’s on the pulse of everything so I remember glimpses of things…it’s just know worth cataloging if I’m not ever going to jerk off to it…in an era where there is just too much content produced daily to really remember names, times, experiences, or tits….
I think that video put her, or her ass on the map…I don’t think she was known before that video….doesn’t mean she wasn’t out there trying like all these tramps….and I guess she’s had minimal exposure since the Kanye experience…so beach bikini / bathing suit / see through / nipples out is needed strategy…almost as shameless as a Kardashian but thank god she’s not a Kardashian…even though she’s being paparazzied thanks to a Kardashian…Kanye Kardashian…these motherfuckers run the media.
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Posted in:Teyana Taylor
2019
04
Mar
Olympia Valance is an Australian actress who was on Neighbours along with every other Australian actress….because that’s just how Neighbors works…if you don’t do Neighbors you don’t exist….and I am not even sure if that applies to just actors, it may apply to every Australian, like how the Israeli 18 year olds need to join the Army, maybe every Australian at 18 has to do Neighbors…maybe not all in talking roles..but it is a right of passage to keep your citizenship and honor to your country….
That said, along with Neighbors, Australians are just wild and crazy and not just because I watched leaving Neverland and saw the Australian Michael Jackson impersonator weirdo 7 year old who MJ used to RIM….but because I’ve know Australians forever and they are this fun, funny, trashy, slutty, drunk….built on criminal DNA…raised in the middle of no where, far from Civilization….creating the debauchery that is everyone in Australia…even Steve Irwin and his Crocodile fuck that killed him…
Point being…here’s some random Australian pussy…which is something you’d experience if you went o a bar in Australia…cuz that’s just the kind of women Australians are….the best kind of woman….
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Posted in:Olympia Valance|SFW
2019
04
Mar
Sasha Smelova – right name – right attitude – right content strategy.
Her only fail is that I googled her, found nothing on her, which makes following her, potentially stalking her on the internet like you’re a creep, but not really a creep, because that’s the whole basis of internet interaction, which like ANAL SEX IN MAINSTREAM (non-gay) PORN, becomes normalized and accepted….but it also makes her nudity almost a waste in terms of being used to get some momentum behind her name and personal brand…or even have an email in her bio to have perverts send her money, requests, offers, etc….
It is like the nudity is almost selfless…put out there for us….with no motive or self serving interest…and maybe she’s using a fake name, a pen name, a disguise like some WITNESS PROTECTION…where you don’t know the person..but you can see her pussy…if you look hard enough…which is also knows as “my kind of witness protection program..”…if the pussy is there…it’s not as traumatic an experience…
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