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2019

Jan

That Dude Lea Michele Got her Tits Out of the Day

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When I was younger, I watched a movie called Sleepaway Camp, where the girl ended up being the camp murderer and she was standing there over her kill naked with her dick hanging out…from what I remember….the entire movie you assumed the girl was a girl cuz we didn’t know much trans shit in the 80s…and the dick was a huge shocker. I guess the same thing happened with The Crying Game, but I don’t pay attention to that queeer shit…then I got a job in the late 90s at a porn company, when VHS was a thing, and their number one category was Trans…so dicks with chicks were pretty much always real to me.

It did stay with me, and when Lea Michele happened….I was like “that’s a Sleepaway Camp Situation”…that you could call a Jamie Lee Curtis situation…or a Haley Joel Osment Situation….that involves….parents who want their kid to have sustainability in the acting world…and if that means women hormones, because despite the MeToo Movement, girls have longer careers, especially when they start as child stars…

So it has never crossed my mind that Lea Michele has a cunt….and now with face injections she seems really addicted to….she can really help perpetuate her lie….and then there’s the tits…shit she’s really made the full transition…

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2019

Jan

Cara Delevingne Naked of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is still a paid model….

I thought you should know, since she’s been pretty fucking quiet as she has slowed down her making everyone pay attention to her with all that noise she made a few years ago, before deciding that she wanted to be a serious actress, or whatever it is she decided, while banging actresses like Rosario Dawson, or was it Michelle Rodriguez, I get confused with my hispanic actresses, they all look the same…right?? Then there was banging Ashley Benson, because fat is in…and it has all been a pretty annoying public show of a rich kid, not that hot, but connected enough to exist…

And now she’s naked…getting fondled by some trans….and it is zero hot, but that’s probably because we live in an era of hardcore throatfucking gangbang squirt porn…making a naked model we’re already bored of…boring.

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Posted in:Cara Delevigne

2019

Jan

Bebe Rexha Shakes her Ass of the Day

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Bebe Rexha Shakes her Ass…great…

This is the problem with society.

The people who should be the back burner behind the scenes motherfuckers, who are talented and hard working because they are ugly and have no choice, should stay behind the scenes, feeding the good looking people the content, the writing, the script, thee song….so that their work, or art, is given a nice quality, appealing look and feel….

But now, all the behind the scenes motherfuckers, want the frontline spotlight on them…they want to be seen, celebrated, and honored for their work….even though Hollywood was set up ugly people making hot people interesting…

It’s just so fucking wrong that now we have to deal with pigs dancing around to their own music, that should have been sold off to a young hot popstar…but instead that was packaged by the ego who made it as her own so that she can live out here dream…

Whatever happened to making fun of fat people so that they have no self esteem and commit to a life of lonely with cats…this giving fat people an ego and encouragement thanks to inclusivity is ruining fucking everything.

Here is the full video

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2019

Jan

Bar Refaeli Bikini of the Day

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Momma Israel….the IDF avoiding, Tax Evading, Hero of Israel…..known to the general public as Bar Refaeli a big titty Victoria’s Secret model who got out before she got too old…but during her time there was Leo DiCaprio’s fake girlfriend cuz he’s a queer, which put her celebrity on another level, back when celebrity mattered and wasn’t just everyone taking selfies trying to get noticed….too busy to care about celebrity cuz they are trying to be celebrity…you know the life we are in now…

So she went back home, to the promised land as the promised people…tainted by some GOY cock….which didn’t stop her rich now husband to knock her up a bunch of times….you know top tier Israel pussy…If you’re rich go for the gold…

Now she’s back to bikini pics…looking good for an old mom in a bikini…you just don’t see moms in bikinis looking like this at my public pool on hot summer days….it’s just a freak of nature in the right way…and I like it…

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Posted in:Bar Refaeli|SFW

2019

Jan

Naked Flasher of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

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Fatal Shooting on Security Cam

Soccer Star of the DAy

Kid Blows Up Man Hole

Washing Crocodile

Idiots All Around

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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With impotence from hard living, old age, low testosterone – masturbating ferociously to deal with stressful situations and boredom…and really just how you should spend your days when you’re unemployed….not masturbating all day is not an option….especially with all the sluts out there thinking they are empowered by sharing all their sexual stories and butt shots out there…

So I am looking for new hobbies to replace my chronic masturbation and I’ve decided to take up knitting.

What used to be spending hours upon hours looking at tits – will now be put to good use to make a fucking blanket….while still looking at tits…it’s just my hands don’t know what to do with themselves with no boner to jack off…so why know be productive…

Based on the amount of time I used to jerk off, and the amount of time I spend staring at tits, I expect to open my own blanket brand by the end of the year….

DrunkenStepBlankets….keep you and whoever you’ve drunkenly brought home warm cuz you can’t afford you heat and you can’t rely on sober consent..

Blankets man….they are the future of this empire.

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Netflix Tells People to Stop Sexualizing Ted Bundy – Who They are Glamorizing
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Terrifying – Woman Trapped in ELevator for Threee Days
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Sink Hole Turns Out to be TUnnel into Bank…Not Ashley Graham’s Anus.
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Fine Fucking Perky Titty Flash
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OLD MODEL ASS OF THE DAY
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Kid Cudi’s Weird Friend Group
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This is the Worst Thing about the Superbowl
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The People VS Icon and Goddess Celine Dion
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SNEAKY FUCK
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Friends Reunion for you to Jack Off To
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Demi Rose in a Bikini
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2019

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Have they proved that 911 is an inside job yet?

That said, I can’t use social media because every time I do – I get flagged, blocked, deleted or turned off…

I don’t understand why that happens, based on the shit I see on social media, while my shit is far less dramatic, racist, sexist, perverted, porny…I mean even that Chris Crocker “leave Britney Alone” dude from MEME past…before a meme was a meme posts videos of him inserting things in his ass all day…yet I tweet twice, I get turned off for 7 days….

It happens on facebook, instagram, twitter, youtube…and back in the day, I was definitely writing insane things to troll…but now everyone writes insane things and I’m locked out.

It’s hard to live out my dream as a social media influencer with the system working against me here…

Saying shit like “By dinged – i hope you mean anal sex because pre-marital sex is forbidden in the BIBLE…..” to a Christian person, in a tweet no one read cuz I have 11 followers in the world we live in….full of everything being offensive or offended…makes me believe in the Illuminati…suppressing us enlightened ones and not letting our thoughts about pre marital anal sex be heard by 11 people who follow me…it’s obvious preemptive tactics to stop the revolution…

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Hot Tori Spelling News of the Day – LOL
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Bella Thorne Loses Work for being Bisexual – Sure she Does
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Fat Bitch in a Bikini
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Dog’s Mouth Stuffed with Tennis Balls…
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A Look into Public Shaming
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The Stars Against Gay Bashing…
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Alba Cleavage
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Ariana Grande Got a Japenese Tattoo – But Didn’t Google What it Means Before Getting It – CLICK HERE

Mayweather’s Watches
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Slick Roads Cause Mayhem
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Rachel Lee Bikini Nipple
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Black Cleavage
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Marisa Papen Nude in Ibiza
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Russian Bomber Explodes
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Dispatcher helps Kid with Homework when he calls 911
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WHAT HIT YOU IN THE FACE LAST NIGHT?
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Fat Shamer!
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POLICE BRUTALITY
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Insta Slut
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Cast of Empire Gets Armed Security
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Kourtney Kardashian Tits in a Sheer Top..Gross…
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Dog Loves Attention
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Rita Ora – Grandma Panties
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Christie Brinkley ZOmbie at an Event…
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Her daughter in a Bikini
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Paris Jackson – Midriff
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Katy Perry Tits in Hawaii in a Dumb Outfit
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Skinnier Ariel Winter and her Box
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Kelli Burglund WHoever that is in a Dress
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Rihanna Out and About
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Demi Moore Lives
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Lupita and Jonah Hill Together forever
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Kelly BRooke Fat Ass
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Paris Jackson in a Magazine
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Trucker Helps Other Trucker – Eat Pussy
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Pussy Tattoo is Weird
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Sneeaky FUck
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Bolt on Tits of the Day
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Reddit Amateur Tits Out curiousclarissa
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A BUNCH OF PANTIES
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Goofy TItty Dance
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SLUTTY SELFIES!!
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Two Kinds of Girls Showing their Ttis
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This Lara Croft Theme Nude Shoot Reminds me of How No One Has Creativity…
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Weird Amateur Sex
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Reddit Amateur – Fearless Winter
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Naked Piano Virtuoso
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Apparently these are Naked Greek Celebs
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Naked Sleeping Chick…
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Slutty Surfers!
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Girl in Slutty Socks…
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2019

Jan

Alison Brie Fetish Erotica of the Day

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Alison Brie posing for some fetish site in this french maid costume….

When you’re named after soft French cheese, it is your commitment to take your tits to the photo studio to dress like a French Fantasy….even when you are 45 and no one remembers who you are or what they saw you in.

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Posted in:Alison Brie|SFW

2019

Jan

Dove Cameron Potential Sex Tape of the Day

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Is this the beginning of a Dove Cameron sext tape?

Some people are saying it is…

While other people don’t know who the fuck Dove Cameron is thanks to Hollywood being saturated and social media causing so much clutter and noise…it’s impossible to place the tits you are looking at on social media and it’s not worth knowing their career history, their IMDB list of jobs, or who they fucking are…it’s just one fucking blur of tits on a variety of host bodies…as gutter and low quality as these talentless idiots are…it’s still worth looking at cuz it’s slutty.

That said, I think Dove Cameron has a legit career and this is just to help market said career. Fun.

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Posted in:Dove Cameron|SFW

2019

Jan

Possibly Iggy Azalea Nude of the Day

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These are the leaked Iggy Azalea nudes from before she had her tits done….that she probably released because she’s trying to market herself and make money.

This is not exciting to me – because I find her disgusting and uninteresting.

She plays this gutter lie, pretends to be a stripper runaway and it’s just typical Australian trash trying to come to America to steal your jobs…cuz black dudes like her and think she’s marketable and I guess she probably is…otherwise we wouldn’t know she exists..and she wouldn’t be living in that expensive house in LA doing LA things….

I’m not a fan – but I am a fan of leaked nudes…..

So these may or may not be her – you be the judge…

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Posted in:Iggy Azalea|SFW