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2019

10

Jan

Josephine Skriver Lingerie of the Day

I would say the highlight of my life in the last 24 hours was Josephine Skriver / Josephine Skriver’s assistant interacting with my comment on her INSTAGRAM post…

I asked if she hated LA…..and she said she didn’t….because interacting with your audience is what all these whores on social media do…it boosts their numbers, it boosts their engagement, it allows them to sell more campaigns on their social media, it allows them to be seen on social media based on the algorithm and it is a smart thing for these people who make a lot of money to do…USE the system….GO where the money is…even if social media bores me and I only look at it when I take my daily painful thanks to Hemorrhoids I hope aren’t anal cancer…shit….

POINT being….her engaging with my comment…worked…and reminded me of how great she is as a model, from the Test Tube funded by Victorias Secret 20 years ago, to being released to NYC where she lost her virginity to her Fiance, to looking amazing half naked along the way…I like this futurist, high tech pussy….even though she doesn’t know who I am and if she did, I woulda been blocked….I blame google for not popping DrunkenStepfather up when Josephine Skriver googles herself…

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2019

10

Jan

Joan Smalls Bikini of the Day

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I think she’s done Victoria’s Secret, you know as the “black enough” character they need to be relatable and not criticized by the media
for being racists…..it was a while ago.

Her name is Joan Smalls who is not actually not small….she’s a Puerto Rican model and if you’ve ever stood next to a model…especially one in heels…they freakishly look down at you as they talk and you’re not sure whether you want to climb them like they were a tree and you were 7 before falling and breaking your leg..or if you want to let them just peg the fuck out of you…because they are pretty broad, big and scary….but look good in pictures…

You know that taking them down in a rape fetish would prove to be too hard for you to pull off…not that you have a rape fetish…I mean that would make you a predator..when we all know you’re just a nice guy…a misunderstood guy….plus these feminists are the ones with the rape fetishes….

Who cares, she’s in a bikini.

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2019

10

Jan

Lady Gaga Mangled Tits of the Day

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The fact that Lady Gaga exists whilst looking like this, and keep in mind, this is her looking her best…after years of conditioning herself to be as hot as she possibly can, with her jacked up face that looks like it was either an accident at birth, some Forceps…..or maybe she was run over by a bulldozer when her parents were trying to kill her off, but she survived….or maybe it was just an abortion that crawled out of the dumpster and her parents had to raise her due to her sheer resilience…resilience that obviously applied to her putting herself out there to become famous in Music, rather than just being behind the scenes, but more importantly….throw her into acting and putting her face out there in a way that we can’t distract ourselves with her shitty fucking brain washing songs….

She terrifies me and her tits do too…

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2019

10

Jan

Rachel Cook Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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I guess there is life after She’s All That….circa 1999…that tells a great story about a social outcast becoming popular just by letting her hair down and taking off her glasses….a lesson that evolved into Social Media….where everyone is a whore, even the ugly chicks…

So despite being 50 fucking years old…Rachael Leigh Cook….gets nude for shitty photoshoots that don’t matter..but when you’re Rachael Leigh Cook does it even need to matter, you’re in the tail end of your career and you might as well put it all out there…

Unless this Rachael Leigh Cook….is not Rachael Leigh Cook….but someone riding Rachael Leigh Cook’s super A-List name you haven’t heard since 1999.

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2019

10

Jan

Ashley Graham Getting Wet of the Day

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Fat Ashley Graham who clearly ate too many Graham crackers…who should change her name to S’MORES, because she’s married to a chocolate dude who drops his Marshmellow up in her fat white cracker ass…that has managed to polarize being a monster and make a lot of money being that monster…it’s like if King Kong was a real story and the masses came to check out his show…buying tickets and merch and all….only she’s far less interesting…and is instead just a big girl in a time where the media needs a big girl to seem less garbage and disgusting than they are….

And here is her ass in tight pants

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2019

10

Jan

Wild Mom and her Dick Cake and Other Videos of the Day

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Barebreasted Protesters

Sex Crime of the Day

Tranny at the Party

Crossing the Street While Surfing the Net Bro

Boys on Scooter Selfie Into a Cow…

Man Brings Dead Raccoon into McDonalds….

Austrailan Minister VS Dead Fish

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

10

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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You gotta wonder what the kids are sexting each other these days, when the images we’d consider sexting just 8 years ago, are publicly posted on their Instagram feed. There must be pissing and shitting and object insertion you only see on the fetish sites being produced by girls around the world who have normal jobs or are still in school…and that is crazy…I remember a time you could barely convince a girl to get naked for a Polaroid and I’d have to wait until she was sleeping to document our time together. Now they shit is everywhere.

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There will be no host for the Oscars This Year
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Cop Screams for her Life as Suspected Murderer Pulls Gun…
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Margot Robbie is an Overrated Whore
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Guy Treats Girlfriend as a Slave
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Selling Fake Food is a 90 Million Dollar Business in Japan
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Lili Reinhart is Back on Instagram….cuz all these whores come back to instagram…
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Dust Storm in Australia
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The Model Behind the MEME – FIJI Water Stunt
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2019

09

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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The nice thing about instagram is that it is the new back pages and you don’t even be rich to find slutty girl that wants to be famous – since everyone wants to be famous….the sex workers are your oyster….you can stick your dick in for cheap….not all the sex workers are for the rich!!

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Jamie Foxx Fucks Instagram Sluts
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Ambrosio Bikini
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Kendall Jenner – Doesn’t Use Proactiv
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Bella Thorne Nipples in a Tight Shirt
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Blanca Blanco – Nipples
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Woman VS Bus…
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This Botched Ass Implants is Terrible…and AMazing
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Fiji Gets Free Ads from Jamie Lee Curtis
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Man Caught on Camera Licking a Doorbell for 3 Hours…
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Rebeeca Scott Dynamite Slut
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Lottie Moss Nipples
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Rogue Camels
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Angry Dad of the Day
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Pretty Fucking Ugly Celebs at an Event
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Gross See Through
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Surprise Fancy KFC Meal
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The Robot Bartender
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Who Cares About Kevin Hart’s Hate for Gays
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Pepper Sprayed and Arrested
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Hulk Hogan’s Tribute to Mean Gene Okerlund
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Really Expensive Divorce.
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The Best Gang Name Ever
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Padma’s Fat Tits in a Bikini
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Kate Beckinsale Leggings
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Lohan in a White Dress
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Behati Prinsloo Bikini
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Miss Universe Legs
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Some Crazy Name Spread in a Bikini
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Maria Mitchell Cleavage
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Sailor Brinkley Not Hot in a Bikini
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Olivia Wilde in a Dress
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Joan Smalls in a Bikini
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Sophia Bush in a Dress
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Reddit Amateur – Exhibitionist – Slayerhotwife
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Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Edessa’s Awesome Ass
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Nina Hot and Naked
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Amateur of the Day
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Big Fucking Naturals
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Artsy Amateurs
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Enema of the Day
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Sex Position of the Day – REPS
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Another Dick on the Wall
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Kimiko Naked Asian
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Blonde Nimfa….Pussy
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Two Naked Chicks TOgether
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Barbie Oiling Up…
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Deodrant Fetish
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Skye Blue Pussy
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I Love these Huge Tits
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The Boner Collector
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Sex Moves of the Day Side Winder
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Drunk Slut of the Day
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Wet Pussy on the Sex Vacation
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Lesbo Gets Fingers Wet
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Garbage Day!!!!
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Crazy Cam Whore Compilation
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2019

09

Jan

Lily Rose Depp in a Bra of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is the single most important entitled celebrity rich kid who is riding her parent’s fame in both continents that they are from…because Lily Rose Depp is hot and I am not a Johnny Depp or whoever the fuck her mom is fan…I just like what I am looking at…and believe that if anyone can ride a last name, it’s Lily Rose, since acting really requires zero fucking talent or skill, you just need to show up on set and read off one line at a time…

I don’t expect much out of her hipster, edgy, art scene ways….she’s still a coddled, sheltered idiot….but I do expect it to look good, so long as she cover up her cankles…those I’m not too keen on…..but that’s just cuz I’m not a body positive kind of guy….I believe imperfections should be circled and corrected if you choose to become famous that’s your duty…otherwise you give kids looking on false hope that anyone can be someone when really it takes luck, or your dad being Johnny Depp…

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2019

09

Jan

Jennifer Lopez Slutty for Harpers Bazaar of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez is done, been done, still living…in this still famous, always famous, even though fame doesn’t matter, since everyone is famous, or obsessed with getting famous, focused on their own fame to bother noticing someone elses fame, except when that fame is decades old, like it is with J.LO, or the Kardashians, or J.Lo trying to be a Kardashian…to which they focus on and create cultural events around…while all J.Lo wants is people to still jack off to her and to pay for her bullshit music / movies / TV….what can’t this overachieving bitch do….it’s ridiculous.

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