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2019

09

Jan

Natalie Portman Flashing her Tits of the Day

Woah…Natalie Portman…simmer the fuck down…

Girl, despite being older, is still Natalie Portman….and after her Star Wars performance, that catered to the nerds, like the real fucking nerds, even though I am sure she had really creepy fans before Star Wars….this type of outfit is a fucking public hazard….

I don’t know if you know nerds, but they don’t get laid often, and when the girls they are obsessed with get slutty, they can’t help by ejaculate all over themselves…

I remember working with a nerd once, it was a sad story, I felt for the loser…but he ended up making millions and probably gets laid all the time now, but at the time…he was just constantly hiding his boner when the sluts in the office rolled through…unable to process what the fuck was going on…and something like this Natalie Portman behavior…would possible kill him….even all these years later….

Natalie Portman…being racy and dangerous….and careless of all the nerd superman underwear she’s likely already ruined cuz they are quicker to the Natalie Portman titty pics than I am….

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2019

09

Jan

Rita Ora is Naked Again of the Day

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Rita Ora just bought a 4 million dollar house in the UK, which I will assume she paid for with her own money, and not Spiderman’s money, which is amazing to me because I don’t think she’s worth much more than 10 dollars a song…

I get that she’s fucked the right people, got a record deal, and that these front holes on the frontlines of pop culture shit get paid…especially when they put as much effort as Rita Ora puts into it….

I remember being in the same room as her once, and having no idea until the college girl I was trying to finger bang let me finger bang her without permission thanks to being distracted by Rita Ora’s presence in the bar……I just assumed she was Kelly Osborne….cuz that’s what she looked like…but I guess with better tits…

Point being, she’s nothing special…but thinks she’s special and is paid like she’s special…and that’s special.

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2019

09

Jan

Sailor Brinkley Bikini of the Day

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Sailor Brinkley is some rich kid, cuz her mom is the plastic bikini whore from the 80s, who used her bikini whoring to get famous as a bikini whore, only to be cycled through rich dudes, from Billy Joel to whoever the “Cook” in her kids last name is….because when you’re hot, or perceived hot by society, you can choose the best rich guy for your lifestyle needs, usually the one who is easiest to manipulate and get what you want out of….

So it’s only natural that she would extend her talent, her skills, her concept of work to her daughter, who I guess she’s trying to give the same life to, despite her daughter already being rich, and being perfectly fine just hanging out at home, but where is the fun in just hanging out, when you can produce bikini content for the internet and possible score jobs that way…you know be a contributing member to society instead of a trust fund kid…build a personal brand instead of a charity that actually does good….

Her brother is Dating Nina Agdal, so they are really deep in this Sports Illustrated nonsense…

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2019

09

Jan

Behati Prinsloo Pussy Print of the Day

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Behati Prinsloo is the pussy that Adam Levine managed to manipulate into marrying his fat wallet…and having kids with his fat wallet..because she was an immigrant, from who the fuck knows where, and she figured that he was a big star in America…without realizing how embarrassing he is for America….it’s not her fault, she was thrown into the Victoria’s Secret model life and had to land a millionaire, billionaire, famous person, whatever and he was on TV with his Hit Show…and on the radio with his hit band…to an outsider…he definitely didn’t seem like the fucking worst…yet he is…the fucking worst…

Here she is in bikini bottoms….

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2019

09

Jan

Brie Larson Erotica of the Day

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Brie Larson is garbage. She is not hot and I will not buy into the fake news or media hype around her and give into their lies…

I know how Hollywood works, they polarize situations, and overhype by hiring these people who pass their Hollywood test, giving them this sense of importance and celebrity…when I know the truth…

Brie Larson was a b-list actress, who played a woman who was abducted and lived in a room with a kid who out-acted her, winning an Oscar, which means nothing but hype to solidify the scam the agencies are trying to pull off….and now all of a sudden I am supposed to buy into and endorse Brie Larsos as someone worth fucking for any reason other than the story, her fame, her finances….I don’t get it..and I will not give into ti…

Brie Larson is not hot. I prefer the cheese she was named after. It has more place in our lives than her Hollywood nonsense, now doing Comic Book movies…such a thoughtful actor right…more like someone a team of people felt they could cash the fuck in on…

Here are some shots of her working out in tight leggings..

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2019

09

Jan

Candice Swanepoel Bikini of the Day

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Despite the high AIDS rate in South Africa, coupled with the level of systematic racism, and violence that goes on in South Africa, and not just by the legless athletes who kill their model girlfriends, but across the board…South Africa is a fucked up place….and despite the fact that Candice Swanepoel is old, weathered, tired, a mom of two, constantly pregnant because she likes the way it feels when a baby rips her cunt open…I man why else would she abuse herself 9 months back to back destroying her body and even her Victoria’s Secret career even though they encourage these girls to get knocked up and push 40…..anything to avoid hiring fat chicks…..It’s gotta be for the orgasm she gets….

I still think she’s got a vagina worth sniffing like a dog sniffing another dog’s ass in the dog park, only with your dick….you may not feel much…but it’d be a hell of a story…one you will never live out so it’s dumb to even think about…but I mean when staring at her pussy in a bikini what the fuck else are you to think about…

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2019

09

Jan

Salma Hayek Beached Tits of the Day

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I watched a sad video of a guy trying to save a beached Dolphin, that was struggling to stay alive, like it was working at Sea World, or really any resort in th Caribbean for fat white people lathered in sunscreen to rub up on them….and it was sad….because I love dolphins…

Then I saw this Salma Hayek laying on the beach, doing the exact same thing…..and it is not sad because she’s Salma Hayek and has her massive, now old as fuck, tits, that seem to be bolted on, keeping her afloat….some built in life preserver shit…you can’t drown with these fucking things latched on…erotica for the perverts into 40 something year old actresses they probably jerked off to when jerking off to mainstream movies was a thing….before that whole porn thing took over.

Posted in:Salma Hayek|SFW

2019

09

Jan

A Journey with Rachel Samstag’s Vagina of the Day

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A journey into nature is always better when there’s a naked skinny chick showing off her cunt….

I don’t know who this Sam Bag Stag girl is…but I do know the folds of her labia thanks to her artistry that is really not art at all, but that we can call it whatever she wants us to call it, because it involves showing her pussy….because art is a myth even when it is art….

This is like when some feminist girl starts painting her college squat/ commune bathroom with her period blood and expects idiots to pander to her, and they do, they say “Oh Petra Collins, you’re such an artist, here shoot Selena Gomez’s new video”…..

Silliness – Everywhere.

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2019

09

Jan

Amber Rose is Naked of the Day

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Amber Rose posted up a nude picture on the social media for all the perverts to stare at her newly built tits…and you’ve gotta kind of appreciate them from this angle, because you don’t have to see the breast reduction anchor scars, and you’ve also got to appreciate that the gutter stripper, turned rapper wife and baby momma….allowing her to still be a gutter stripper, but on a higher profile, in fancier sugar baby lingerie, or in this case nude…far better than the days of cheap, dollar store, yeast infection panties….Dreams do come true….

Here are some other erotic photos she’s posted…