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2019

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Every day I see talentless idiots make money for having a social media following…I mainly get annoyed of the instagrammers because youtube requires effort, you have to film the video, edit the video, put the video up, and hope people watch it. I feel like these idiots getting views making the 20 million a year, as crazy as it is, is fair, cuz youtube is making 60 million off their views….

The issue for me is the instagrammers, who really aren’t even that interesting, who aren’t doing anything interesting, but posting up a lazy slutty selfie….of their jacked up faces and liposuctioned stomachs….who are more a “why leave the house and do shit, why live life, when you can pretend you have friends from home as you collect instagram followers by posting nonsense and buying fake views and follows and likes.. that you can in-turn sell to brands through silly photos and videos that they overpay for”…..it’s an actual scam and as much as I like sluts and scams…I don’t like clever sluts who run the scam on a mainstream level…I like when their scams are more dark, dirty, sex work….because what instagram is doing besides making uninteresting talentless people egotistical assholes who think they are important…is that they are taking boring girls and glorifying them…while taking desperate girls and taken them out of sex work…and any potential whore not becoming a whore is a fucking fail.

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning.

Dancer Hides her Mangled Butt
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Lindsay Lohan Explains her Accent…
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Stella Maxwell is Hot…
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Lady Forgets se’s in VR
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Margot Robbie Stars in Live Action Mattel Movie
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Salma Hayek Tits in the Water….
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Celeb Big Brother has an Disgusting Cast
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Ariel Winter’s Waistline…
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Katzenberg’s Got the Good Ski Chalet
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Cool Champagne Aging
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Poodle of the Day
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2019

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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The things that I find annoying today are that no one seems to care that we live in a world where men face more discrimination than women, whether in the workplace or trying to get laid, but we just don’t bitch about it….we just go on with our life sucking at it….

People like to say it’s hard out there for a woman, but it’s really hard out there for dudes, especially average or below average dudes…the competition for jobs, money, pussy is just too fucking high and impossible to break through….all while society hates on you like you’re R.Kelly…

Speaking of R.Kelly, it’s all over my fucking feed today, and I have to ask….Didn’t everyone already know that R.Kelly was married to a 15 year old back in the 90s? Or that he peed on a minor in video 15 years ago? Why is this a thing now? Because of a documentary and social Justice warriors digging through the crates for the archive predators to hate on….He’s been cancelled for 20 fucking years…what is this fucking rerun?

Then there’s the whole angle that men need to evolve their thinking, especially old men who have found success in their thinking, like a Louis C.K…or whatever…save the evolution to the next generation of inclusive queers who accept trans as their own….while letting the old timers be old…I’m not into Louis C.K, I hate gingers and don’t understand how he or Kevin Hart got famous, obviously via hype and marketing, but I will say DON’T GIVE INTO THE PRESSURE OF THE MEDIA!!! STAY AUTHENTIC. DON’T SHAPE SHIFT TO PANDER TO THE IDIOTS. EVEN IF THE IDIOTS ARE THE MASSES!!! Even if the masses are right or what sells, you made your money fucking own your stance….

The idea of them changing their comedy that made them money to be more marketable is everything against being true to yourself…it’s called selling out…and what the fuck is the point of that…especially when these people are already rich…

Maybe I have a different opinion because I’ve been producing content that is impossible to monetize, spending my days on content that is impossible to monetize, avoiding doing things that are easily monetized, when I probably should have cashed in when I could have, when the money was easy…and I feel ok with that…it’d be far worst if I catered this site to embrace and love and support all the garbage celebs who are garbage…

Maybe I just think it’s ok to just be your fucking self, whether society likes it or wants to buy tickets to your shows or not.

These public apologizes man…giving into the pressure for cash money…you fucking pigs…that’s the most disgusting advice you can give a human…”Ok so pander to the idiots and we make money dancing monkey”….

Have a fucking spine…whether your believes are right, fair, sane, normal, accepted, polite, PC, or racist or not…what happened to that whole DO YOU…or that only applies when you want to chop your dick off and compete in women’s tennis like a Williams sister. Fuck you all.

Here are some stepLINKS.

Hilary Duff Playing a Fat Sharon Tate is LOLZ
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Time to Become a TUNA Fisherman
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Old Lady White Bikini on the Beach
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Beach Cameltoe
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Padma has Great Tits
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John Travolta – Bald
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This is what fucks Lily Rose Depp
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Tree Cutting Fail
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This Woman and her Wine Workout is Still a Thing…
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Lindsay Lohan is a Mss
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Fat Kim Kardashian and her Nipples
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Kate Beckinsale Racy Dress
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Beyonce Shops at Target
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Martha Stewart is God
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Lavar Ball Basketball Star
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Questionable Cablecar
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Madonna’s Fake Ass is Weird
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Kevin Spacey Can’t Catch a Break for being a Queer
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Hotel Room Opened with Privacy Card
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Motorcycle VS utility Truck
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Nirvana Sues Marc Jacobs
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Pig VS Hunter
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Expanding Walk in Closet for small Spaces
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Car / Motorcycle Tow Strap Fail
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Still Weirded Out By this Tampon Wrestling
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Rachel Lee Cook Leaves the Gym
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Lohan in a White Dress
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Emma Roberts Got Fat
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Courtney Cox in a Leather Dress
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Pippa Middelton in a Bikini
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Lucy Hale Ass in Leggings
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Emily Blunt at an Event – Tits Out
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Kim K in Blackface Walking Around Looking Fat with her Tits Out
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Lili Reinhart Cleavage
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Tran Bikini
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Elsa Hosk – Lingerie Model
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From stepSMUT!!

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Hot Amateur Slut of the Day
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Reddit Exhibitionist Dirtyacarol
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Do You Choose the Tits or the Ass
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Just a Girl Casually Flashing her Tits
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Fisting Fail…Girl Gets Dragged Around Room With hand Stuck in Cunt
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Naked Pregnant Chicks
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Dirty Snapchats of 2018….
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Girl with Chesthair Finger Bang…What
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Guess What…Tumblr Still Has Porn
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Deadpool Makes the Titties Bounce
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Baby Oil VS NAked Chick
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We are Inclusive Here – Trans Slut Sucks Her Own Dick..LOL LOL
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Topless Chick Washing a Jeep
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The Best San Fancisco Tourism Video Ever
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Buttholes
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A Bunch of Vaginas
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Slutty Amateurs
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Boxing Slut with the Bolt Ons
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A WHole Bunch of BOOTIES
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Big Pierced Tits
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Big Tits Bad Tattoo
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Busty or Busted?
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2019

Jan

Hilary Duff Fat Milk Tits of the Day

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Hilary Duff is a sexual deviant, probably a bi-product of being a child star, sold off to the industry by her parents, given fame and money and excess at a young age, proven in that she’s fucked a hockey team before getting knocked up the first time, and then she fucked a bunch of random dudes, some on payroll to fill her void, before landing this dude who she got knocked up…a woman with two kids, with two dads…so modern for a rich, controlling tyrant…

Well, she posted her tit on the instagram for attention and this make-out scene that I am sure you all can jerk off to because you still have Hilary Duff Fetishes…cuz you’re weird and overlook the fact that she’s not some 18 year old anymore, but rather a thirty year old mom with 30 pounds of fat on her, 15 of which seem to be on her tits.

This is from days ago, I am not current.

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2019

Jan

Iskra Lawrence Titty Flash of the Day

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Let’s go into the new year, even though we’re a few weeks into the new year, with some Iskra Lawrence pantsless and getting attention despite being fat, because she is fat, and the brands need fat chicks to throw money at, so they seem inclusive with their marketing, when this Iskra Lawrence bitch is clearly having too much fun being fat, to actually be fat, cuz if you know fat people, they fucking hate being fat, and would never get into a bikini unless it was a fucking joke…even with all this body positivity….

It would only happen when a average sized chick decides to intentionally get fat for profit….and that is precisely what Iskra is…fat face / fat suit, like Black Face…I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again….she’s bullshit and she’s cashing in and for those of you who like it, I assume you’re black, and sick fucks…so this one’s for you – you sick fucks!!

Here she is at the Golden Globes after party for some reason

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2019

Jan

Ireland Baldwin’s New Face Won’t Save Her of the Day

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LOL…..

Nothing says broken rich girl who failed on all fronts like Ireland Baldwin’s new face….

I don’t even think the girl is in 25 year, but her face is so jacked up se looks 45….

I guess she doesn’t realize that the new face isn’t going to change her chances at making it as a model, she had a window of opportunity when she was first on instagram in the early days of instagram, when she was dating a pro paddle surfer, and posting bikini and beach pics…her big tits on her big body were proportionate…but then she lost her mind, got prison tattoos, went to rehab…and started doing shoots for real low level, almost embarrassing brands…probably to piss off her dad, as if he even notices her, but an attempt to get him to notice her…only to not notice her…so instead she took her Christmas money and tried to do what she could to offset that Baldwin Jaw…you know to make a little more Bassigner out of her..only to look older than Bassigner…

It’s pretty hilarious that all these people are compelled to become fucking muppets…and Ireland Baldwin, despite irrelevance, is still got her finger on what works, she’s just failing at it on a public forum….

The only sad thing in all this is that there is no reason for her to not bow down, close her social media accounts, and live a great life volunteering at the dog rescue…she’s rich, has money and access, but is so committed to

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2019

Jan

Penelope Cruz Still Hot of the Day

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Penelope Cruz has some see through pants on….it’s like a tribute to the early days in Spain when she just started out and not wearing pants was a great mechanism to get hired. It was Europe and the early 90s….being pantsless is a cultural thing and part of the reason I used to rent foreign films to jerk off to back when my video store wouldn’t rent me porn anymore cuz I’d never bring it back….so I’d go the high brow, bush filled, summer on the Mediterranean….topless as fuck….

Penelope Cruz and her nose never really excited me, but I did once bang a girl who used to say she looked like Penelope Cruz because she had a big nose and I’d always get a kick out that…you know whilst fucking I’d tell her to speak to me in Spanish…I’d pander to her fucking delusions and try to make her think I was only into her because she looked like Penelope Cruz for my Penelope Cruz fetish…despite her being 300 pounds…see I’m not all bad…I am supportive to those who help me reach orgasm with their genitals…

I don’t know what this shoot is for…but it happened.

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2019

Jan

Dylan Penn’s Fuckin’ on the Beach in a Bikini of the Day

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I am a big fan of Dylan Penn…not only because she’s got big tits, or because we’ve seen her nudes when the nudes were leaked, reminding us that she’s got great tits, and is good at masturbating, like most people probably are….I mean if you’re going to do it, you might as well be good at it…and I guess it’s be hard to be bad at it…since even retards, like full fledged retards are good at it…they do it everywhere…especially at the public pool on retard swim day…

That said, Dylan Penn, celebrity child…her mom is Jenny from Forrest Gump…her brother Hailey Joel Osment, who is now known as Emily Osment…her dad Tom Hanks…which is weird…but I guess Sean Penn adopted her….

I appreciate some Celebrity kids, not most celebrity kids, but the ones who aren’t annoying cunts, but rather who know their parents are famous and find happiness and comfort in that, and who don’t really try to go out there and become a Kardashian..or the girl in 50 Shades of Grey…

There are always a few dialed in and connected rich kids who are just all around awesome, and then there are those who are the fucking opposite of that…so until Dylan Penn gets annoying…she’s great…and I’m not just saying that cuz she’s hot in a bikini…fucking on the beach….practicing her surfing on some boners….or maybe I am.

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2019

Jan

Isla Fisher Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…because it’s about as good as I can get when it comes to Isla Fisher…maybe this should even be her WIKIPEDIA page description:

Her name is Isla Fisher. She’s 40. She’s Australian. She’s ginger….which means that her pubic hair, assuming she has pubic hair, because most ginger’s think their orange pubic hair is a flaw, and when I was 15, I would agree with them, not because I don’t like bush, I’ve always loved bush, I just found it creepy when it glowed in the dark, was neon as fuck, but then I grew up and realized, I should have taken advantage of all the GINGERS who were alienated like it was the era of killing your ginger baby because you thought it was a demon from hell – that you’d be forced to exile…I’ve seen Willow. I know how it works.

THAT SAID…She’s the vagina that Sacha Baron Cohen has made babies with since 2008 – 6 years after they first connected – she was born in Oman…so don’t let her GINGER pussy make you think she’s not a terrorist…even if she converted to Jewish to be with Sacha Baron Cohen….and spent 3 years doing it…jews….am I right…

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2019

Jan

Kinga Trojan Is the Kind of Girl You Don’t Wear a Trojan With of the Day

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I don’t know what level model Kinga Trojan is. I don’t think I’ve ever heard of her. I googled her quick-like cuz that’s all the effort I am willing to put into this, when I know you’re only here for the tits, and I found very little about her other than that she’s got 4,000 followers so she’s still out there working the scene and probably not a super cunt about it yet, cuz you can just throw all the 100k follower models in her face and be like “I don’t care if you work, make money, fuck rich guys, you ain’t shit, cuz you don’t matter on social media, hot or not, the world knows the only things that matter happen on social media, talent doesn’t matter, ability to online market yourself matters”…

I do know that I love that her last name is trojan, because she’s probably got all kinds of Trojan jokes, you know like that you wouldn’t wear a trojan with her, unless you were actually about to get with her, in which case you would, cuz you’re rich and you know she’d trap you…and possibly give you other rich guy diseases….

I am sure no one has said her name without thinking about the Condoms…maybe she should be their ambassador…her first instagram campaign…while she figures out her career…I’ll look at her tits.

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2019

Jan

Alyson Stoner Bikini of the Day

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Alyson Stoner is some older Disney Kid, who I guess was sexualized by her family and execs at Disney, because like all old girls who were on Disney…she’s out there whoring in a bikini…

You perverts probably know her because she was in the The Suite Life of Zack & Cody….and the Step Up Stomp The Yard series….because she’s a dancer…so you know her….dancing is one of your favorite things to watch teens or adults pretending to be teens do…your secret youtube account subscriptions….I mean when you “accidentally” come across a teen dance video on your innocent youtube journey….and it’s got 8 million views…that I highly doubt are from 8 million other kids learning to dance…but likely from 8 million people like you jacking off…because YOUTUBE and I guess Disney Channel is a perverted fucking place for perverts who can hide their perversion behind a fucking screen…when really it’d be nice if Youtube exposed them but they’d lose 90 percent of their pageviews / web traffic….the internet is a horny place..

I still don’t really know who Alyson Stoner is, but girls who dance are girls who can fuck, and when they are half naked in bikini on social media…that is easier to visualize. So thanks.

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