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2018

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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When I read stories about kids making 22 million dollars a year doing unboxing videos, or instagram meme accounts making 5 million dollars a year with their relatable meme content, part of me gets mad, not because I want commercial success or feel like I deserve it for being on the internet with a website since 2004.

I didn’t really go after a marketable angle with the website….”DrunkenStepfather” is the anti-relatable content…and I’ve always posted tits and linked to porn long before it was millennial ironic….

Being unrelateable with jokes one percent of people understand…came naturally to me because I had no friends in actual real life and always just made people feel awkward…You have to be really obvious in your jokes to get the audience…and I hate that shit…

But the same amount of work put into relatable content could have set me up with a beach house or something…I mean I wouldn’t mind a beach house….and all the other things that come with money…like heating, hot water, hookers, endless booze….not actually having to work and taking my troll to the next level…you know putting some budget into my troll…would be nice…but the brand money is going to all the other cunts out there with their sesame street level of edgy cuz they realized cashing in is smarter on a personal life goals level….

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Harvey Weinstein is Making a Comeback By Controlling the Media…
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Katie Holmes Won Tom Cruise in a Wife Audition
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Fater Catching Kids in Earth Quake
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Golden Globes Nominations – I am Rooting for Jim Carrey….
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Motorcycle of the Day
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Madison Beer Tongue Kissing a Montreal Internet Slut
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Ana Braga – Topless See Through
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Plane Crash of the Day
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Offset’s Mistress is So Nasty
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Woman Drank 1 Litre of Soya Sauce as a Cleanse….
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2018

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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People are so mad about tumblr shutting down the porn aspect of their site, because people are perverts who like to post NSFW shit..

I have been deleted off TUMBLR, and really EVERYY SINGLE SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM since the first SOCIAL media platform I was on called PureRave back in 1999…seriously…and before that I was banned off chatrooms, blocked on ICQ and AIM, blocked on mIRC…this is going way back..but basically, I’ve been an internet troll who posts nudity, says offensive shit, tries to piss people off, or fuck with them on an emotional level for personal entertainment…and EVERY single platform I have used has deleted me.

That’s why I started a website of my own, so I can do my trolling for those who want to watch trolling, not that I troll so much and it’s more fun to troll on an actual social media platform because people see it.

Like yesterday I posted on some random’s bikini pics asking if it was really necessary to dress so provocatively, I’ve learned to be not overly offensive in the troll, like you can’t call her a slut, or ask to see labia…you need to walk her along that journey on her own to question “is he calling me a slut”…you know outsmart the system.

What i don’t do is post nudity on those sites, they ALWAYS shut that down…but even not posting nudity I get deleted…

Tumblr deleted my last tumblr 6 months ago, it had followers and I’d just repost shit from the site and they deemed that against their terms…meanwhle people are posting porn gifs I collect at STEPSMUT , that I don’t even post on this site where pretty much anything goes and is still classified porn despite being totally SFW….

I guess what I am saying is get a fucking job or a site you fucking Whiners, TUMBLR doesn’t owe you shit and they are dead in the water anyway…

I can’t believe I just wrote a novel about this, don’t expect me to re-read this and edit it down…that’s not how it works here…I don’t re-read shit….I spend enough time not being rewarded for that time…it’s about ROI fuckers…

Chloe Grace Lesbian
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I don’t Believe Jessica Simpson Wrote this Natalie Portman Slut Shaming Post…But It’s Random and Weird…
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NYTimes Calls Priyanka Jonas a Sneaky Indian
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Big Cleavage Hadid
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Hit and Run Win
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Barbara Palvin Ass in a Thong…
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Edita Vilkevicute See on Runway…..
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Van Hudgens Legs….
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Fat chick Who Killed her Boyfriend by Squashing Him
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Funny Frenchy
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Demi Rose Cleavage….
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Chantal Jeffries Bikini Action…
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The Youtube Kid Who Makes 22 Million A Year
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The Worst 100 Million Dollars Ever Spent
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Las Vegas Girl Fight…
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Rihanna’s Really Fucking Expensive House
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Amber Heard Nipples…
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Elsa Hosk Hard Nipples….
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American Hating Actress
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Arrested Rapper of the Day
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A Day in the Largest Slum in India
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stepHOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE / IDEAS…..

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Eva Green Got Tits….in a Magazine
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Ariel Winter Legs….
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Sara Sampaio in Jeans…
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Olivia Wilde Tits in a Shirt
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Penelope Cruz Busted Face….
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Ali Larter Legs in Shorts….
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Nina Agdal Tits Out…
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Josephine Skriver Ass in Panties…
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Liz Hurley Tits in A GOWN….
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Camilla Cabello in Leggings…
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Margot Robbie at an Event
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Saoirse Ronan on the Red Carpet…
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Lili Reinhart Squatting
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Lily Rose Depp Cankles….
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12 More days of Tumblr Porn of the Day…
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Cumshot of the Day
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Midget Cam Show……Boooty Shake…Spread Ass…..what the fuck….Amazing
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Awesome Big Titty Flash
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Drunk Homeless People Caught Fucking…
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Hot Fucking Amateur
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Naked Girls in Hats….
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Busty in Shower….
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Maitland Ward Xmas Diddle….
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Naked Earphone Chicks….
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Cop Knocked Some Pussy Out
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Bianka and the Perky Tits…
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Cali Carter Nude Massage
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Diddler of the Day
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Big Titty Show….
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ANother Huge Titty Flash
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Box Gap!
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Elizabeth Ostrander Tits
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Naked Girls Together
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Turning a Bitch into Cake
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2018

Dec

Knives is the is the stepHOLIDAY Gift of the Day

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Guess what day it is? It’s the 3rd day of Christmas over here, up in here, right here….

ARE YOU EXCITED? Because I am…there’s no better time of year, and despite being an asshole who makes fun of shit and focuses on tits all year, someone with no empathy who may or may not be evaluated very kindly by a psychiatrist or judge based on my 50,000 posts on this site…I STILL FUCKING LOVE CHIRSTMAS….

It is the most wonderful time of year and like ELLEN and Oprah before her, I do my very own 12 days of Christmas giveaways, only instead of giving everyone in the audience gifts, we don’t have that ELLEN budget, and we aren’t a lesbian that the world fucking loves, despite having an inny penis that could pass for a vagina, in a world that hates guys like us, but loves people like them…..we just lead you to our partners who we believe have great gifts for anyone in your life…

Today’s gift idea comes from our friends at TEKTOGEAR KNIVES ….who are giving you a 20% discount using code DRUNK20….

Knives are fucking awesome, they cut shit, they protect you, they defend your girl’s honor, they are practical and useful, you can use them to cut your cheese and sausage, or some fucker you fucking hate..it’s good to have..

So it is obvious to me that you need a knife, that the people in your life need knives, and that these high quality, automatic knives are the fucking answer…the best gift of the year….and you get a 20% discount using code DRUNK20….

Here are a bunch of girls posing with knives to inspire you to buy knives even if the knives aren’t the same knives they are a great way to showcase a knife…and that is good enough for me…and you…this Christmas season…

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2018

Dec

Barbara Palvin Wet Bikini Ass is Back of the Day

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Barbara Palvin’s comeback tour is the highlight of the Holidays….the Christmas Miracle you should all stare at…because just last year she looked like she had a few too many sugar plums, a few too many sugar cookies, a few too many Turkeys or Tofurkeys, a few too many roasted chestnuts and yule logs, bitch was a fucking fluffy gingerbread man….out of work, back turned on her by the mall brand that sells over priced made in china sweatshop, yeast infection causing panties…because they believe in tough love and having high standards for the pussy they strip down….but she’s back and she’s delivering it…and whether you’re Hungry for Hungary or not Hungry at all…you can appreciate this kind of behavior whether it is well paid, or just doing it for the love of dudes jerking off to her instagram…it’s amazing enough for me…which isn’t saying much, I’ve had lap dances from homeless inuits who haven’t showered in weeks and still been abe to cum….despite low testosterone and overall shitty health….but it’s still great.

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2018

Dec

Bebe Rexha Pussy Print of the Day

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I didn’t post these pics of Bebe Rexha, one of the Dua Lipa / Bebe Rexha / Rita Ora – Albanian popstars who get slutty on the internet so people care about them enough to listen to their call to Prayer chants they are genetically programmed to hav based on their Albanian roots…unless Albania is Christian which it could be. I’m not fucking Google or the CIA….I’m not your ask a friend lifeline on Who Wants to be a Millionaire….I’m just a titty blogger looking at tits…

But yes…I didn’t post these pics a few days ago, because I don’t like encouraging fat girls trying to be popstars now that they have proved themselves as successful song writers for other talent….because I feel like it is like encouraging a retard to do a dance in high school assembly for the school to point and laugh….even though we live in an era of fat chick lives mattering and perverts being willing to fuck anything with a pussy…so that when a fatty on the rise even if fat girls prefer to sit….puts her pussy on blast in some weird tight outfit….they get excited instead of disgusted by it…while I am old school and still get disgusted by it…

I’ll post it anyway….cuz that’s the kind of equal rights motherfucker I am….even if I don’t believe it…I still pretend I do on the internet like everyone else on the internet trying to save face rather than letting their TRUE selves out…

Here she is in some tight bodysuit for a music video

And her big tits …

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2018

Dec

Lili Reinhart Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

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I already did a post on THE NECK from Riverdale….so I figure why not post the other one….Lili Reinhart…who plays Betty the split personality witch who likes S&M, fucking and showing off her tits…

The people at Riverdale have their surprise hit and thy are doing whatever they can to keep up the momentum by putting their shitty stars out there in the media…and it was only a matter of time, based on the current condition of the world, before these girls would fall into the celebrity, the fame…and start putting slutty content out there…you know be edgy, be interesting….because nothing in Hollywood is wholesome or classy…it’s all this trash scrambling to be trashy while cashing the fuck in…

I mean I didn’t really need to see a pantsless Betty in a “Taking a Morning Shit Pose”…but now that I have seen it…I don’t feel better about myself, or the state of the world…but I do think that things are unfurling just the way the internet intended for it…

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2018

Dec

Jenna Dewan Abs in Cosmopolitan Magazine of the Day

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Channing Tatum’s dancing ex wife, who was smart enough to lock him in before he was very famous, only to cash in on his success so that while he’s out there with Jesse J from the UK, his new Girlfriend, despite being a queer mail stripper who I am sure fucked his way to the Magic Mike Millions…because Hollywood is a bunch of weirdo rich queer drug addict perverts getting shit done in a Glamourous way that the world looks on with awe not realizing how trash these people are…

Well, she’s out there showing off her stomach that once was a back-up dancer and that now looks like it’s just an instagram slut a bunch of years older, a face that looks ape-like, trying to feel good about herself, doing media even though she doesn’t do anything….other than be a divorcee to some dude who likes to dance….

Point being…they are all a bunch of weirdo rich perverts.

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2018

Dec

Riki Lindhome Naked and Getting Fucked for TV of the Day

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I don’t know who Riki Lindhome is….but apparently she’s a serious actor…at least that what these GIFs are telling me…I mean that or a pornographer who hasn’t released the close up penetration videos…she’s building up to that…or maybe this is just her leaked nudes from her cellphone that she put up on Reddit because she wants Riki Lindhome to be a household name, you know to feel like HOME, it even has HOME in it…that’s how committed she is to the cause…I mean that and letting the world see her fake getting fucked with her tits out which makes me question what type of person she really is…I mean to take a paycheck to be like this because she wants to be like this…makes me think she’s a bit of a slut pretending to be an actor…because it is the vessel or conduit in which she can be a slut without taking any responsibility…I get what this is about….I SEE it and her tits…DoggyStyle in the weirdest fucking way…I mean look at that weird dude with his shirt on…he’s fucking creeping me out…

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2018

Dec

Camila Mendes Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

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Camila Mendes has a really thick neck, that makes her almost impossible to look at. You know that neck guy meme everyone had a hard time dealing with, but didn’t have a hard time marginalizing, mocking, making MEMEs out of him, because America is Racist and they like pointing and laughing at the disabled, unless the disabled are Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer in claymation that they can write a term paper on broken down in the form of tweets…

I know Riverdale is a huge hit, a huge success, the biggest deal that the writers clearly had no idea was going to be a hit and last this long, and clearly weren’t prepared for it, and have since gone down some weird Occult storyline, I know because people in this basement apartment insist on watching it every week…and I see “Veronica” the hispanic Veronica…all chubby and FULL of neck and I just can’t handle how fucking gross she is…but lucky for her she’s on a hit show and America is dumb and will make her and her terrible acting and singing a hit….cashing in…..

I didn’t realize she has tits…but tits don’t matter when you can’t see past a terrifying neck.

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2018

Dec

Hailey Baldwin Fat Pussy Print of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is not necessarily a fake Christian. I assume she believes her own bullshit. But she’s a pretty fucking slutty party girl Christian who does things that are so unchristian according to me. Like being a vapid egotistical narcissistic cunt who gets paid when the brands can’t afford the Jenners and the Hadids…who no longer needs to get paid because she’s married her viral sensation Bieber without a pre-nup…

When I see her and her many features that look a bit too much like Bieber, which makes sense due to her Narcissm out and about…pussy out in pants…I think she’s pretty fucking garbage and if there was a god he would strike her down for representing all that is wrong with the world…and misrepresenting him along the way….

I don’t see how she plays being good, when this is her life…putting her pussy out there for people to jack off to cuz they Like Stephen Baldwin’s Barney Rubble performance…oh wait, maybe that was Rick Moranis, either way…garbage rich kid being garbage and culturally appropriating god.