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2018

04

Dec

Lily Rose Depp See Through Shirt of the Day

I wrote a riveting piece, I call it a Think Piece, or maybe it was an OP ED….you know since I am a very very important JOURNALIST….and WRITER…who WRITES for a website that I publish making me neither a Journalist or a Writer…despite the fact that my fingers are arthritic from typing…it’s just a long form, overly motivated version of TROLLING, which is kind of funny considering how lazy I am…but thanks to a series of events I happen to be here….

That said, I wrote a riveting piece on Amber Heard, the stepmother from hell who destroyed this girl’s dad….and I am more interested in the bi-product of the broken dad that comes in the form of a half European who is now seeing Euro Success…with acting in European movies, modelling for European brands, probably a big star in Europe thanks to her mom’s fame and her dad’s super fame, and her being raised in their Countryside as one of their own….because she’s hot…in a sheer shirt or nothing…she’s a hit and I am a fan…

So here’s some Lily Rose Depp to look at for all you weird Johnny Depp fans…and/or perverts who like young hot rich kids raised real fucking spoiled….

Take it in. Then jerk off to it.

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2018

04

Dec

Scout Willis Bikini of the Day

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When on the topic of the American Dream, something I think about all the time when dealing with social media posts of Americans whining about how their system should work, or what they think is important, or trying to force people to have the same beliefs, morals and values as they have, instead of just leaving everyone the fuck alone and letting things unfold the way they were elected by the people to unfold, creating some media hype about nothing, everyone just clickbaiting for profit, saying crazier and crazier things for views, whether it is SLATE shitting on George HW Bush’s service dog “Not mourning his death” because the fucking dog writing from New Hamsphire has the inside scoop on dog Pyschology, or whatever other nonsense you’ve been exposed to, to fucking deteriorate your quality of life….an attack on the people from within….

I think it’s important to see what America is really about…and I think Scout Willis is a prime example of it…just living her best life on her rich as fuck parent’s credit card because she can…why work, or do anything really, cuz mom and dad both got rich as fuck together, and stepDAD Ashton Kutcher is a fucking dot com billionaire thanks to it being easy to be a dot com billionaire when being Ashton Kutcher with all his acting money looking for a place to put that acting money at the pivotal moment in internet’s history….

You know allowing this one to coast real easy tits out like she should…

That is the America I think matters…..I mean Bruce and Demi…fucking legends bro.

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2018

04

Dec

Noah Cyrus Assumes the Position of the Day

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My initial reaction to Noah Cyrus in these exhibitionist, cry for attention cuz she’s the black sheep, ugly duckling, who probably doesn’t know she’s the black sheep or the ugly duckling, cuz her sister and parents probably overcompensated so hard with affirmations of how great she was, to give her the confidence she needed to not kill herself, despite knowing that she’s not the prized pig of their inbred hick farm…..

Point being, she’s ugly and should have taken a job behind the scenes where she belongs, but instead thinks she deserves the Miley spillover, cuz they are related, and shit like this ends up happening to elevate that nonsense that should never happen, like just be a fucking rich kid, but they can’t – they all need a social presence and this is how it’s done and it is terrible.

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2018

04

Dec

Sophie Mudd American Pride TIts of the Day

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This is what a true American Hero looks like….

It is a reminder that in all this nonsense going on in AMerica….

A set of great tits can still find an audience and anything with an audience can find a sponsor….and live that rich and amazing life…

That is the American Dream in the land of Opportunity you spoiled fucking Americans forget about when you are sitting there on your expensive computers basically analyzing how things should be in your idea of a utopian world where no racism exists despite you being racist and no Trans should be told to not embrace being Trans even thought Trans scares you at your core…you full of shit armchair activist with you lack of education, experience or knowledge of what REALITY looks like you fuck….

This right here…is the American dream….

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2018

04

Dec

Chantel Jeffries Wet in a Bikini of the Day

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A friend of mine posted a MEME, I hate MEMES but this one was so relatable I had to notice it, which is really what the marketing people behind all these meme accounts and successful clickbait sites bank on…it’s not taking a stance, or having an opinion, or provoking thought by either offending people, or saying crazy shit…it’s all based on fluffy relatability. Like everyone can get that joke, everyone can get that situation, let’s keep this up, rack in the views, get rich as fuck, while sites like DrunkenStepfather, even while showing tits stay irrelevant cuz the guy who writes that site is mean…

Point being the meme was Mona Lisa then…and Mona Lisa now, all done up with the fake lip injections EVERYONE is getting, I mean I hear girls at the coffee shop in their 20s talking about filler…I am sure 16 year olds are getting it done…big lips doughy faces every fucking wear..you fucking MUPPETS…

It’s a relatively inexpensive way to turn a pig into something almost worth fucking by adding emphasis to things people are genetically predisposed to like….you know cuz we are animals and it keeps the species alive – unfortunately – we’re at a point where Humanity should be killed off for the benefit of the planet…

So this Chantel Jeffries has evolved from fucking ugly, to something black dudes fuck…and she gets paid to be Chantal Jeffries while having grown up being ugly….making for a real barely interesting dynamic…that I am sure leads to her having real cunt behavior…

Cuz the natural beautiful don’t need to play it up so hard…cuz they know they are legit…and not some imposter like this monster…

here is what she used to look like..

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2018

04

Dec

Gwenyth Paltrow Slutty for Wall Street Journal of the Day

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Wanna know what the world needs less conversation about?? Gwenyth Paltrow.

I know what you’re thinking, the world needs less conversations about so many other things that are driving a whole country nuts, whether it is politics, trump, social justice, inclusivity, racism, systematic racism, the patriarchy, toxic masculinity, traditional gender roles, misogyny, guns, hormones in the food, plastics in the ocean, global warming…fucking trans rights, ageism, fucking anything that isn’t about tits…..

But Gwenyth Paltrow…is the biggest threat…look at her just posing like an instagram model in her bikini like she’s not 100…..spewing her nonsense to an audience of idiots…trying to be a Kardashian in her own right…it’s bad…nothing good will come from this..but you may…sick fuck dot com.

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2018

04

Dec

Babara Palvin Wet T-Shirt Nipples of the Day

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Woah Babara Palvin who dates Disney Kids Zach and Cody from the Suite life…has gone from being exploited by the evil underwear brand everyone is mad at cuz they don’t use trannies, at least that is what the media is telling me, to getting fat and lazy on all the food she could finally afford to eat, and that the people at Victoria’s Secret didnt’ realize she was only skinny cuz she was poor and working for them at 18 made her not poor….only to come back to the brand that made her, that literally found her in some Hungarian dumpster and brushed her off so that she exists as a half naked chick….thanks to losing that weight she gained being excited she could afford food…and now she’s got her tits out on social media…all wet and sheer the way TITS are meant to be and it’s makes for a great storyline, biography, career arc, I don’t fucking know what I’d call it…but I like it.

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2018

04

Dec

Alyssa Milano Big Titty Bikini of the Day

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Alyssa Milano is still out there, still trying hard to use her tits for attention. Sexualizing herself despite being some annoying voice on social media. Still rocking pervert fans who have loved her since she was a teen on Who’s the Boss, reminding us that celebrity is fuckign strange, because it allows you to secure lifelong fans of your tits, in what would normally be considered criminal, or awkward in the least, but the celebrity can polarize it because they love that people still care, into being some sort of platform to spew their nonsense opinions that don’t matter because they are rich and coddled….when really their audience are dudes jerking off waiting for them to put out content like this…

My favorite thing about Alyssa Milano, besides her trying to be hot tits forward, putting her best tit forward…is going to sound Narcissistic because it’s about me…

She once went at me before blocking me about making fun of her hairy arms..that she has since lasered off because sometimes a little cyberbullying leads a bitch to take some action….and despite being blocked I can still see her tits cuz the internet has those capabilities…and thanks to my own site I started in 2004 because even then SOCIAL MEDIA hated me…I can still point and laugh at a bitch….it’s so empowering.

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2018

04

Dec

Madison Beer Lesbian Titty Tease To Show You She’s a Legit Pop Star and not just Clickbait of the Day

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Here’s Madison Beer showing you hot to transition from child with tits on Youtube perverts masturbated to so many times she made YOUTUBE money and used her subscriber base to sign a record deal….

Transitioning from girl exploited by her mom, taken out of school to commit to the cause, follow that YOUTUBE money dreams to get that record deal…

To becoming an actual touring popstar who has been at it for 10 years, even tough she’s like 20, getting all that paparazzi attention her her tits, cuz more than just her Youtube pervert subscribers like hr tits…and she’s working at doing what Rita Ora did by getting her tits out there to as many people as possible that eventually they will listen to her shit music.

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2018

04

Dec

Malin Ackerman Wedding Panty Flash of the Day

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Malin Ackerman got married on the beach and flashed the people / paparazzi her panties to let them know what they won’t be getting any of – cuz it now belongs to this dude – only she did it in the worst way – since the panty flash wasn’t a labia flash and I’m far too literal, I blame autism that is not diagnosed, and need a fucking arrow pointed at her spread vagina with a NEON sign saying “Taken for Now”…cuz all these idiots are flimsy and cheat on each other and really desecrate the sanctity of marriage because they’ve repurposed the idea of marriage into some weird roommate situation where each party is equal and there is no power dynamic, or traditional gender roles to keep things the way they are supposed to be…I guess it goes hand in hand with the whole emasculating of the American Male where vaginas are growing everywhere Penis once was….with open marriages and cuckolding…making this more of a lesbian gay marriage than anything….

But SHE IS FLASHING panty and that’s good.

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