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2019

11

Jan

Madison Beer In Bed with a Dog of the Day

The people like Madison Beer. I assume it is just the creeps who found her on Youtube when she was underage and being sold off to the highest bidder by her mother, the highest bidder ended up being Justin Bieber, who I guess has helped him cultivate her celebrity after she jacked up her face quite a lot, and decided a better look for her was muppet….

When she’s not on her phone putting up shameless content self promoting her low level talented self….she’s out there with the paparazzi as slutty as she can be without being called a slut by the judgemental people out there, even though she’s a woman and in being a woman she can dress how she wants, and it’s not up to us to sexualize her or the fact that she’s wearing a fucking kleenex over her hot young tit….as a shirt….crazy times.

Pokies…

More…

Here she is in a different bra

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2019

11

Jan

Claire Guena Seems to be an Actual Model and These Her Tits of the Day

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Claire Guena has 17,000 followers and is signed to a few agencies that sound familiar, which may not be saying much, because it seems that the agencies are all signing instagram girls, to cultivate them and create celebrity out of them, in hopes of them going viral, and there really are no size or shape requirements….so sign everyone…

But that doesn’t mean it’s not an accomplishment for Claire Guena to be signed…but pulling her tits out for her art, her photoshoot, her marketing campaign to get famous, in a world where fame doesn’t matter….and everyone is famous….there are still people who get paid more than other people for getting slutty in front of the camera…and that’s good enough for me to buy into their nonsense and appreciate that they are at a level where they only fuck rich dudes…

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2019

11

Jan

Carolina Garzon Naked for Attention of the Day

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Carolina Garzon is Spanish. She is signed to a few local agencies that she proudly lists in her IG Bio. She’s got 15,000 followers on IG. She clearly is getting naked for photoshoots she pretends is art while hoping she goes viral – at least on Instagram – where her followers will grow to substantial levels and that she can forever be unemployed….living the good life as brands throw money at her until someone creates something to replace instagram – which will happen eventually…

It’s a weird hustle, but everyone is doing it, no one wants to work, everyone is an ego who wants their own personal brand, so they spend time reading up on and trying to grow that audience, be more relevant and paid to do the posts….and by the rich guys who fuck you cuz they think you are hotter than you are cuz you have the followers….

Weird.

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2019

11

Jan

Groom Motor Boating Bride and Other Videos of the Day

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Man Goes for Boob Grab

AK 47 Breaks…

Important Construction Job…

Angry Elephant

Woman Defends Herself with Ink Cartridge

Surprise Explosion

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

11

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sex is great and all, but sex is too much work….all that cardio, focus required to stay hard during these times of porn desensitization, where kids grow up on porn and girls are eating ass by the age of 14, leaving them no where to go sexually, no 40 year old revelation where eating ass is a thing they build up to in the marriage or relationships….

I figure sex will be eliminated from human behavior with evolution soon…all the primate half retards will get it out of they system…and besides the perverts into fucking on camera…society as a whole will stop the sex….at least I hope…because I assume that means humanity will end…but then there’s the whole surrogate thing…breed in a lab…not in a pussy, at a one night stand, cuz condoms are a myth…even though you can knowingly have unprotected sex while having HIV and not be criminally accountable…for not disclosing it….

Everything is crazy.. here are some morning links…

March of the Juggalos
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Gyneth Paltrow Brought Chris Martin on her Honeymoon – Weird…
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Roadh Sign Falls on Car…Crazy
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Tim Tebow Engaged to Miss Universe
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DOGS vs Humans
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Tree ART
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Jeff Bazos has a Big Dick…who cares
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Chris Pratt Fat
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RIP James Gandolfini
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Hot Naked Body of the Day
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Insane Wedding Tits
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2019

10

Jan

Jessica Simpson’s Foot to Inspire Sweet Foot Fetish Dreams of the Day

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That’s all I have to say about that.

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2019

10

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I wouldn’t know, I use the lady’s bathroom because I identify as a woman…but only whilst at the gym…because I needn’t further explain my front hole is that of what I consider a woman’s for the sake of watching bitches shower after their workout…a lifelong fetish of mine, one that has been hard to realize until recent years of Trans acceptance, and who the fuck’s going to argue with me that I’m not a woman while jerking off in the lockerroom as women like me do….

Here are some stepLINKS…..

Lindsay Lohan on Fucking Sam Ronson
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Louie CK Gets Taken Out for Jerking off in his Hotel Room….R.Kelly Still Sells Out Shows and Has Horny Women Begging him to take them Hostage
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Ashley Tisdale Butt Shot
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Slutty Kendall Jenner in Bikini Video
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Road Sign Falls in Australia – WTF
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Make a Pizza Ball
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Drake was a Week Late in Fucking Heidi Klum
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Topless Women Check Out Each Other’s Boobs and Chat….How is this Allowed on the Internet
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Lady Gaga Backpedaling on R.Kelly – When the World Knew He Raped Kids for 2 Decades…come on people Cancel GAGA
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Kevin Hart Must be Canceled
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Fitness Girls…
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Ice Removal Fail
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Melissa McCarthy is Grotesque
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Slippery Tree Bridge Fail
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Sarah Hyland Bikini Sexy
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Jeff Bezos has no Pre-Nup…Who Cares
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Angry Car Mechanic Chases Customer with a Gun…
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Uber’s Air Taxi
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Olivia Wilde Cleavage is Not Very Exciting
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Wendy Williams is Dying…
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Dude and his Slave Wife
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The Writer of Green Book is Anti Muslim
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From the Forum

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Anne Hathaway – Photoshoot
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Violett Beane in a Photoshoot
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J.Lo Photoshoot
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Lucy Hale Leaving Buzzfeed Studios
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Kate Upton in a Store Promoting Bullshit
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People Like Colbie Smulders
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Asian Actress in Tight Outfit
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Meadow Soprano at an Event
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Saoirse Ronan at an Event
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Bella Hadid Continues to Live
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Christina Ricca Lives
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Miranda Kerr – Wallet Fucker – Lives
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Miley in Miami with the Legs Out
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Skriver is Hot
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Kate Moss and Lottie Moss Hang
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Brie Larson Working Out is Not Hot
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From stepSMUT!!

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Reddit Exhibitionist SeductiveSiren
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Random Tumblr Porn Lives On!
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Huge Titty Flash….
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Public Blowjob….
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Hot Amateur of the Day
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Amateur Uses Bed Post to Fuck….
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How to Kill Your Topless Girlfriend….
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Very Sweet Orgasm
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Kinky Lesbians…..
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Amateur Porn in Awesome….
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Amazing Naked Girl in Bed….
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Girls Riding an Ax….
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Lesbian Football Pussy Lick….
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Ripped Butthole….
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Playboy Portugal Slut of the Day
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Naked in the Studio
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Brynn Tyler Looking at her Pussy
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Braless Girls…..
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Tractor Fuck….
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Jana Defi – Huge Tits….
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Watching Girl Ride….
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2019

10

Jan

Kendall Jenner in a Bikini of the Day

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Her caption was “I do my own stunts”…

Genius captions like that, probably written by her copy writer on staff at the Kardashian Media Agency, run by someone I used to know when she worked of a company that is no more, I actually still have nudes of her in my inbox…cuz girls who work with Kardashians before they worked with Kardashians and got rich are sluts….

But the “I Do my own stunts” genius….coupled with being a Kardashian….coupled with having plastic surgery to look more like a model…all while being average looking…is exactly the level of quality you’d want to throw your marketing budget at, and her 100 million dollar a year income totally justified…garbage…humans…everywhere….

I like to think she wins at life because people feel bad about her dad’s mental breakdown and dick cutting procedure of weirdness…you know you can’t not give the job to the vapid cunt with a trans dad…it’d be racist.

Posted in:Videos

2019

10

Jan

Ashley Tisdale Butt Shot of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale despite being 40 years old, because when she did High School Musical she was 30, playing an 18 year old, has historically had a decent body and a broken down, busted up face…even before her mangled BOTCHED nose job…that may not be as bad as the BOTCHED ass implants I linked to yesterday …but that was pretty fucking bad…

I singled her out and cyberbullied her, even though no one heard me because I am irrelevant….only because she was getting media hype around being an “It girl” or the “Hottest thing”…something I knew was paid for….

BUT I always defended her fitness and said, even if she’s garbage, has a shitty face, a hot body goes a long fuckng way….so far that she’s out there on instagram like all girls showing off her ass…cuz why the fuck wouldn’t you show your ass if your body is all you have going for you and all the girls you compete with are doing it…you have no choice….if you want to play their game…

I’m just sad there’s not anal tissue exposed….it makes all the butt shots better.

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2019

10

Jan

Emmy Rossum TIts out for Shape Magazine of the Day

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I don’t know why…but I hate Emmy Rossum…

So seeing her in Shape. Trying to figure out her career now that she’s done with Shameless after whining about how much she got paid….like an ungrateful brat who wanted to use the power of the media to feel sorry for her, putting the heat on the producers, when bitch was already getting paid well and was just being greedy and unreasonable considering no one watches TV anymore anyway…

I have seen her naked, and so have you, in her Shameless show, which is properly titled since bitch is Shameless..and I am good with that, into that, I believe in that…and support that…but anything beyond that…when it comes to this average at best actress…is irrelevant…and really so is she…fading away finally…because she just doesn’t have star power…even if she thinks she does….she’s old, boring, and overrated…..but here she is anyway…

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