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2019

Mar

Kelli Berglund Disney Nipples of the Day

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Kelli Berglund is some Disney Kid who is in some sexually charged new show about kids in LA being young perverts….where gay sex happens, and condoms are part of the storyline, while Kelli Berglund is on webcam letting dudes jerk off to her feed.

I actually watched it last night, not knowing what it was, but having access to a streaming platform that played it….

I saw it was created by Gregg Araki, some queer film maker who made a movie I watched back in 1996, when I was still younger and thought…oh Hollywood is moving in the right direction, they are making demented and hilarious movies like Doom Generation where some Keanu Reeves motherfucker gets his dick cut off, while Rose McGowan shows off her legendary tits…

It was one of those moments of inspiration, when I was understanding that not all movies had to be hollywood shit, and that other weirdos were out there.

Now I never went on to write twisted and demented movies, I haven’t even written porn movies, even if that was more the direction life took me…I decided to instead write a website no one reads….choices of failure are my favorite choices because success is terrifying when you’re comfy in your shitty life…not to say I’d be successful but most people in hollywood, making garbage still live in nice homes and go to luxurious places…cuz Hollywood is a scam that overpays idiots…

While Gregg went on to produce / write and direct the future in Youth Television with a more real grasp on how perverted it is…

All whilst Kelli Berglund has her tits out….exciting for those of you who watched her on Disney, which is unfortunately probably a lot of you. Sick Fucks.

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2019

Mar

Dakota Fanning Spring Break of the Day

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Dakota Fanning is on Spring Break……Woooooooooooooooooooooo living out that stolen childhood thanks to your parents and their dreams….not concerning themselves with your dreams…on some TARA REID shit…where she partied well into her 50s….getting fucking Herpes like she wasn’t passed around Hollywood at 10 years old….and like she was a normal girl living her best college life dad’s pretend their daughters aren’t living…because who fucking wants to admit that they spent years working to offer their kid a college education at 50k or more a year….stupid fucking money…only for her to get down to Mexico for some dick on dick action…knocking her up…and destroying the wholesome vision of her you have to face when she comes home easter weekend or for summer…a tainted version of your little girl…

Only Dakota Fanning is already tainted so this shit is just a good fucking time…being had by all…getting down a dirty….like the slut all girls are.

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2019

Mar

Bella Thorne Bikini Porno of the Day

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Bella Thorne and her Skid Row boyfiend out here taking porno shots for Instagram ….

Doing their crackhead living the celebrity life bullshit cuz girl leveraged her Disney Training and applied it to being a whore on social media…making her a professional at it….

All she did was do like so many Disney Kids before her…..giving her that competitive advantage because she was already famous from an outside source like Disney…Huge.

All she had to do is just rip off every fucking girl who wasn’t on Disney and had no fame but still managed to get naked on the internet for attention….

You know all those girls who had parents that were good decent parents who didn’t want to prostitute their children to an industry, but instead give them a normal life…which doesn’t exist, everyone is fucked up, so eventually turning that normal life to instagram to getting naked on social media…you know get that attention, fill that void but do it with the odds working against you cuz your asshole parents didn’t whore you out to Disney forcing you to fight for each and every follower…maybe getting you motivated to start a patreon or onlyfans or cam career because getting big on instagram when your parents didn’t sell you to disney is hard….but sex work is easy….that’s why everyone in Hollywood is a whore on some level or another….making Bella’s mom whoring her a logical play to get her where she is today cuz once you’ve got that audience – the getting naked part is just easy way to maintain that audience…

Tits out…fake tits probable…injected face probably…annoying, disgusting, slimy and boring definitely…but still a popular young girl in entertainment being a whore…nothing wrong with that.

Here are her bolt on tits swinging around

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2019

Mar

Lindsay Vonn Bikini for SI of the Day

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Black cock loving Lindsay Vonn…seriously her last 3-4 boyfriends have been black athletes who you know destroy her skier pussy….because these female athletes and all their squatting and injuries are masochists and the only way they feel anything up inside their dull fucking high threshold for pain perverts…is with the big black cock…

I don’t find Black cock loving Lindsay Vonn all that hot, or interesting…she’s old…but she’s an American Olympic hero and that works out well financially…

I also grew up in Canada east coast ski country, and I was sent to the ski hill everyday where I would clean the cafeteria and I’d see those racing chicks everyday, walking around in their spandex race suits, and sometimes hard nippled in Turtle Necks….or long underwear and I’d think to myself how manly they were…of course they are horny they are muscular dudes with watermelon crushing sized legs…

So maybe people find Lindsey Vonn hot…probably not racists who don’t like Snow White Turning that Milk into Chocolate Milk….

But she’s still a Hero..or is it a SHERO in this weird feminist world we are trapped in….and that is probably why Sports Illustrated has her fit…a little too fit body in bikini as she nears menopause….in what is a weird fucking fetish.

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2019

Mar

Hailey Baldwin’s Man Face Half Naked Cuz She’s a Fake Jesus Freak – a Christian Imposter of the Day

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Attention seeking, vapid and useless Hailey Baldwin is half naked again during her quest of attention seeking, despite pretending to be a Christian and everything about her is non Christian..from ego to entitlement…to what she offers the world or contributes to the world with her half naked man face…she may in her idiotic, unintelligent mind this she’s wit god on tis Journey…but she’s trash who disrespects that god she believes in – even if he’s ever forgiving.

Now I don’t believe in religion, or God…I can’t grasp the concept or the lack of evidence or data to prove it…which is why I don’t preach the word of the lord and run a smutty website no one respects…But Hailey Baldwin pretends she’s one of god’s people and but all her actions are a lie…working against it…

Looks like someone needs to go back to the Jesus Camp her dad put her in…because as far as I’m concerned this post Hailey Baldwin posted is using the LORD’S NAME IN VAIN (look down)….which is really what she’s been doing her entire public life as a daughter of second or third tier Baldwin who befriended the Hadids and Jenners and became a second or third tier instagram model….before marrying Bieber without a prenup because he pretends he’s religious also and this is what they think is God’s will because they are all fucking delusional – entitled rich kids….

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2019

Mar

Minka Kelly Got Her Tits Out of the Day

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This is the most important you will see of Minka Kelly to date.

I am sure when things fuck up for her officially, or when she goes officially broke….and no rich dudes will want to fuck her…

There will be VAGINA…

But for now…it’s tits..and tits are good enough for people like me…who don’t watch porn because the people in it are gross and it rots your brain and kills your creativity as it is all presented in front of you like some kind of buffet….for your lazy retard brands…

Then again maybe we don’t want to see her VAGINA.

She was engaged to Derek Jeter and he’s known to have herpes and you know that’s the gift that keeps on giving…

But in her defense…everyone in Hollywood has herpes.. It’s their secret handshake so you know you’re in the club.

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2019

Mar

Madison Burge Weird Ghetto Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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What the hell is this Madison Burge up to here…

I am tired of saying “who the fuck is this person”…but it applies to most people I post… I don’t know who they are or remember them from their bullshit career choices. I only know a few celebrity sluts by face and even then I forget them often…that’s asking a lot of me to try to keep up with this garbage that is out there…it’s a too many sluts situation…

Well, thanks to google….she’s straight from the mean streets of Friday Night Lights….a show that funny enough MINKA KELLY AND HER TITS WE POSTED EARLIER was also on…that I guess mattered enough for both to be putting out topless pics on the same day…how does that happen…they must be in on it together…both are competing for eyeballs on instagram doing the one thing that matters…HAVING THEIR TITS OUT…

Naughty…but it’s how you get noticed…

Remember when doing Playboy got these celebs paid 100k or more and you’d anxiously steal the issue when it dropped…

Now they just get their tits out to anyone willing to look at them…which is all of us…even if there’s only one of us here….not to discount you Russian Robot Traffic…you’re a good friend to me and I appreciate you.

Here is her nipple slip..

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Posted in:Dora Madison Burge|SFW

2019

Mar

Ashley Graham Panty Flash of the Day

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Ashley Graham walking the runway for some fashion show flashing her panties, are we sure she wasn’t hired to demolish the building with those thighs?

No we’re not sure…..

Maybe she’s there by the demands of the engineering team to test out the infrastructure of the runway….they have a show next week featuring 58 girls stomping down all at the same time…and the only way to simulate that kind of strain was to hire this pig of a woman.

A pig of a woman who is getting a lot of press, attention, money, campaigns for being a pig of a woman…

She even got cast to interview people at the Oscars….where she made racist comments but that people didn’t slaughter her for since her husband is black…and that makes her down with ethnicities and making culturally inappropriate refrences…you know cuz she’s a fetish, sex toy to black men and their dicks are the only thing big enough to penetrate her pig pussy.

I do not think we should be glamourizing premature death and chronic illness in a world where we know it kills…and where we have TOO many fat person options to not move and to eat terribly…hell we are all fat…

The last thing we need is to tell people to own their fatness….cuz they’ll keep getting fatter and others will start letting themselves go…

She is the CIGARETTE company of “models”….

She is no role model, and for that…she should be taken out back and put to pasture like the farm animal she is…

So panties or not, modeling or not…I don’t accept it…it’s strictly a science experiment that ends with her legs amputated from Diabetes, which she’ll find a way to polarize into money making…she’s a good self promoter in a time when people are too scared to say “get out of here fatty, you’re going to break our damn casting couch”….

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2019

Mar

Lucy Hale Workout Erotica of the Day

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Lucy Hale with the Monday Motivation…get your fitness on you fat fuck who just sits in front of a computer jacking off all day….which is cardio if you think about it…I mean heart rate up, breathing heavy….it’s a struggle trying to maintain that erection since all your hormones are out of whack with your obesity….and your belly has made it virtually impossible to find your dick…so maybe the motivation isn’t to get your fitness on, even though tit should be, but rather to motivate you to stare at an ass working out…being a celebrity that it is…since that’s what we’re here for…

It’s the low hanging fruit clickbait that can be presented as not being racy or slutty…even though we know they are all a bunch of sluts…every last one of them with their teasing.

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2019

Mar

Padma Lakshmi Cultural Appropriation Bikini of the Day

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Padma Lakshmi….

Hey my MAGA people.

How do you feel about this woman, walking into your country on the back of an old timer billionaire, who she dooped into thinking he knocked up, when really she was knocked by another billionaire….using her Indian intelligence and looks to her advantage…like some kind of Russian Spy…seducing….out there in a cowboy hat, acting like she’s white…

You know, it’s against the rules to be in Black Face…to wave a confederate flag…to have your idols and Civil War Hero statues proudly standing in your parks despite their efforts and patriotism….

It is against the rules for the INDIAN store clerk on The Simpson’s to have an Indian accent because he’s not played by an Indian (dot not feather)…

It is against the rules for a straight guy to play a queer, a Mexican to play a Cuban, and all the other rules out there…that are making you lose your white American pride.

We can’t go to prom in Chinese traditional dresses unless we are Chinese.

We can’t serve Indian food in College Cafeterias…

But men are cutting their dicks off and calling themselves woman…

And gold digging sugar babies…evil brown woman are dressing up like cowboys and it’s ok….

Sure, you can argue that there were black Cowboys and other people of color cowboys…the wild west was filled with all kinds of people dressed like this…so it’s not really appropriating…but that’s what the WHITE liberals want you to think…

When you know the truth…this is like you putting a BINDI dot on your forehead after taking a bath in Curry powder….

You shouldn’t stand for it.

That said, she’s in a bikini, showing off her old mom tits, cuz that’s how she got to where she is…sexualizing herself like the slut she is.

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