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Julianne Hough’s White Bikini of the Day

2019

Apr

Sailor Brinkley Cook Topless of the Day

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Sailor Brinkley Cook is proof that a hot mom, who now looks like some sort of zombie muppet thanks to her vanity and available budget for her vanity…..does not necessarily produce hot daughters when she herself reduces herself to a sex worker….who is only there for the money…

But I have a feeling Sailor Brinkley Cook doesn’t realize she’s not cute. She’s just got money and attention from her last name and the fact that she’s going to inherit a billion dollars….all the family real estate…and she’s no fat and gets to always hang in her bikini while fucking surfer dudes in Australia…

Or maybe she realizes it doesn’t matter and you don’t need to be cute to look cute on social media…you just need to show your ass and get topless in the pose all the girls are doing cuz it’s trendy, mainstream and repetitive.

There is no artistry in shamelessness anymore, especially when you’re a lazy rich kid who doesn’t need to put in any real effort.

Right.

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2019

Apr

Ryan Newman’s Bikini of the Day

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When I google Ryan Newman – some old fat stock car race driver….

I don’t think this is him…

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2019

Apr

Jordyn Jones – Booty Pose of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is one of January Jones’ illegitimate children…and like so many illegitimate children before her, from broken homes, she’s out there trying to get noticed by men doing slutty poses in a squat…because these girls love the way it makes their asses look full..

I have unfortunately been on her instagram and seen what the women she pretends is her mom looks like….and we hope for her sake that the January Jones story is fact and not myth, because her mom is about 300 pounds, which from experience is exactly where Jordyn Jones will end up….first she fattens up her ass, then she has a few kids and next thing you know she is with her family at the all you can eat buffet talking about the glory days of when she was hot and famous…

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2019

Apr

Naked Biker and Other Videos of the Day

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Maniac of the Day

Hot Couple of the Day

Cop on a Scooter

Woman Steals American Flag

Sister Gives Dude a Bad Haircut..

The Dude Who Got Caught Filming Ass

Man at MMA fight caught recording something he shouldn’t – powered by Trending Views

Encourages Man to Jump

Man Goes Through Wrong Screening Machine

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Porn addiction makes accomplishing everything or anything impossible…

Especially when you hate porn but keep staring at it…

Even when you’ve seen so much fucking porn that it is all the same…because porn producers lack creativity and artistry…they are just there for the handful of people who pay for porn….

Yet I keep watching hoping to see something that will get my dick to work, but it’s broke…like an old wagon in the backyard….long after the kids go to college…just rotted out…and obsolete in this SCOOTER generation….

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2019

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am sure I’ve said it before, like all day everyday, but it amazes me that women, despite being as slutty as ever, don’t even take advantage of men the way they should…

It is trendy to hate men, in this man world they have decided they live in….but they still like to fuck dudes…cuz sex is trendier than ever….

So instead of getting picked up and seduced anymore. You know treated right by a guy…because men are forced into being nice when sex is on the line….

They fuck randoms and complain about how they aren’t respected or mistreated….

They are so socially awkward and fuelled with rage against whatever nonsense they are ill informed about….LIKE TOXIC MASCULINITY….

That the only victim in it is them….

If girls had a little self respect, and put on some clothes instead of smearing their vagina on social media….

Men would have to work harder to get what they want out of them…

If girls didn’t fuck a different dude every night and call it feminism…and instead treated sex like something sacred that is only given to he who earns it…

Men would have to work harder to get what they want out of them….

Society, would run smoothly and with far more respect between people….instead of the porn mess we live in.

Now since I don’t leave the house and since I value girls with no self respect…and the nudes they post up…I am not telling girls to change..

But their constant memes about men being shit, and statuses about men being shit, to empower their group….is almost more annoying than their bikini pics…so the annoying doesn’t get offset by the bikini pics…and I remain annoyed.

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Woman Walks Into Wedding To Confront Cheating Guy
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Drew Barrymore – Walmart Sell Out….Cashing In…
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Olivia Munn – Legs….
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Weird Pro Life Movie…Getting Tons of Hype…
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Charlotte McKInney’s Panties Being Flashed
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Slut Tries To Kill Herself at Axe Throwing Place
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Dead Dude Makes More Money Than You
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Ashley Graham’s Size XXL Panties being Flashed
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Fat Chick Breaks the Mechanical Dolphin – AMAZING
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Swat Officer tries Airsoft and Destroys Everyone
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ROBOT THAT CAN PAINT
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Lesbian Spice Girl Story – Ruined Spice Girl Reunion…
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Mexican Woman in Trump Hat Gets Harassed by some Dyke
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18 Year Old Thylane in a Bikini….
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Man Gets Kissed by a Cow
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Miley Cyrus – Slutty on IG….
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Hot Miscarriage of the Day
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Man from Belfast – Mad at Joe Rogan
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Drew Barrymore’s Home Collection Hits Walmart…
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I don’t Understand this Woman’s AOC Impression
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Slutty Yasmin Goveas….
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Pro Boxer Caught in Miami Beach Parking Brawl…
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Feeding Time for Newborn Puppies – So Cute
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Woman Eats er Friend’s Sperm a a Health Suppliment…What?
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Charli XCX in a Dress
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Kim Garner in a Bikini
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Abbey Clancy – Posing…
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Lea Michele Dude in a Sports Bra
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Olivia Wilde in a Pant-Suit
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Fat Bebe Rexha Giving Everyone the Finger
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Madison Beer – Now Blonde
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Halle Berry in a Silver Dress…
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Charlize Theron in a Dress
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Eiza Gonzalez in a White Outfit
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Sophie Turner – Game of Thrones Titties
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Christina Ochoa Pant-Suit
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Shay Mitchell Legs and Titties at an Event Looking Like a Kardashian
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Big Girl in a Dress
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Some Bolt On Tits of the Day
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Girls Naked in the Front Seats
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Some Hairy Naked Bitches – But Never Hairy Enough
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Two Chicks and their Huge Tits
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Man Pisses All Over the Fucking Place…
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Busty Porn ROOKIE
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day….
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Reddit Amateur – Roxeanne11
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Reddit Amateur Naturally Braless
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Gigi Hadid Nipples….
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Bitches Being the Center of Attention…
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Hot Fucking Amaturn – Showing Her HUGE TITS…
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Black Lesbian Test Out Bed at Furniture Store
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Fucking Grandpa…
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Lucy V – Huge Tits…
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Nude in Public….
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Worst Threesome Ever
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Flashing her Ass in Shopping Center…
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XXX rated Spin the Bottle….
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Sex Fail of the Day
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White people….crazy
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Alisa Posing in Bed….
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Naked Artsy Nudes….
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Two Punks Share a BJ…
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Natalie Costello Strips….
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Public Acts that Make you a Whore….
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Ana Cheri – Naked
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2019

Apr

Elsa Hosk Nipple of the day

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I posted this Elsa Hosk shit last week, not that you read the site or care….it’s all new to you…..

I don’t think her nipples were included in that post, but I am too lazy to find it, you know since the site is blocked on google….

I figure if we’re dealing with the Swedish lingerie model, not that Victoria’s Secret the shitty mall brand is lingerie, but the model is half naked and we can pretend that it is for the sake of categorizing her as a model…..who was hired to replace CANDICE SWANEPOEL in her 40 month pregnancy….and who was much sluttier, much more naked, and much more interesting than Candice, since she came in late in life, after being a professional women’s basketball player, in what I assume was a fetish league….we can post her all day and no one will complain…

Mainly because no one pays attention or bothers getting invested anymore, we’re all just surrounded by noise…celebs and sluts are all interchangeable in one pile of slutty content we don’t have time to sift through.

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2019

Apr

Emily Browning Naked of the Day

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Emily Browning is looking pretty old…..because I guess she is old…

I remembered the name, didn’t remember the actress, so I did a little WIKIPEDIA for you, and as it turns out, she is 30, despite looking 40, at least in the face, she’s Australian, they age like a slice of bacon in the hot sun, just sizzling the fuck away….

She was in a movie called Sucker Punch, that is where I met her, you know and where we became great friends who vacation together, and by vacation together I mean, that I’ve forgotten…until seeing her name and remembering that my pervert friend made me go see Sucker Punch in the theatre, where we were surrounded by 12 year olds, and where parents of said 12 year olds, and I guess the 12 year olds also looked at us like the perverts were were….

She is now on the show American Gods, her career has made it and this is a topless scene all these years later,…..where her tits look pre-puberty, which you may or may not like…

I personally like a nice small tit, it’s far more manageable and usually comes attached to a thin girl with a nice small ass and a toned stomach…a good thing…but you probably like it for other reasons we won’t get into…you fucking pervert, you make me sick….

I think any acting career, or acting job that leads to a set of tits being flashed for a role, is a good one…cuz tits just make everything better, even non existent flat chested ones.

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2019

Apr

Faith and Cambrie Schroder Incest of the Day

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Ricky Schroder must be happy that at least something with his last name is making the headlines…you know after 4 decades of his being irrelevant…

All it took was a series of slutty daughters and instagram….

Thanks Mark Zuckerberg for giving girls a not so safe space, to be the inner half naked whore she wants to be, while giving pervert dudes access to endless softcore porn of everyday girls, making it the biggest amateur porn site around….publicly traded amateur porn site….

It is the hub that people look at and turn to….get inspired by..and emulate because everyone is a fucking drone…a copycat…running the same lazy, uninspired hustle, that happens to be a sex workers hustle, of half nakedness for us to jack off to..

So not only does it give ppl a venue to be sluts, it gives us a place to see sluts, and it inspires or normalizes being sluts, so other girls who would never have been sluts, can now jump in and become sluts….because it’s ok for them to be sluts..

When I was in High School…the trend was Khakis from The Gap…one bitch got a pair, and they all had a pair…

Now the trends is weekend gang bangs and bikini pics with bikini bottoms pulled up to your uterus…

It’s kind of more interesting to be alive now….

But it’s also kind of boring because you don’t get to be the one convincing the girl to be a slut, which is 90 percent of the fun in seduction…the inner satisfaction and reward of cultivating a slut from your own manipulative tactics…instead of just having a fast food version of a slut given to you on a platter..

Not that you have sluts given to you, but you can jack off to the pics of them, it’s a communal thing really…

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2019

Apr

Charlotte McKinney Upskirt of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is pretty irrelevant across the board.

I assume that she doesn’t think she’s irrelevant as she hops into her Range Rover…like she’s got enough money to pay for it without the help of a sugar daddy, because her actual daddy is worth some money and can pay her an allowance, which doesn’t mean she’s not out there fucking dudes for money or opportunity, it just means she doesn’t HAVE to fuck dudes for money or opportunity if she doesn’t want to, because she has a real daddy who can pay for her shit…so is much less desperate than so many of these other bitches….plus she’s made money along the way, doing her instagram thing, I don’t know how much she’s made, she’s barely a thing…but clearly enough to re-invest into herself with hiring the paparazzi to flash her panties for….

You know this panty flash is staged, the outfit too coordinated to her panties…if this was real life THERE WOULD BE BLOOD…or stains of some sort…ask any girl to show you her panties and you will find a petri dish of fun to wrap around your face and jack off to while they are out for the day…including but not limited to your mom’s panties….you sick fuck…

It is kind of funny seeing some instagram bitch walk around like she’s a fucking classic hollywood star…get a fucking grip.