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2019

09

Apr

Josephine Skriver Costa Rican Bikini Test Tube Baby of the Day

If you’re prolife, then you better be against IVF….cuz if you’re a believer in GOD giving babies to people, then you need to be into GOD not giving people babies. If you’re moral compass is that Abortion is killing a life, and the foundation of that is based on your belief in God, more than it is in your belief in killing potential babies is bad…even if the kind of women getting knocked up often times are the kind of women who shouldn’t be having kids….then you must embrace that IVF or anything that involves making a baby in a lab, as to your specifications, like Josephine Skriver’s dad did with her…is the sign of all evil….

So when you see couples with IVF babies, God didn’t want that, science did…so don’t go celebrate the miracle of technology allowing people who can’t breed naturally, buying their pregnancy, because you can’t embrace tech as God’s gift in one instance, and condemn it in another.

I like consistency.

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2019

09

Apr

Ashley Tisdale Dark Nipples of the Day

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This is pretty bold of Ashley Tisdale….

Wearing a see through shirt with her dark nipples out there to be seen…and not just being trendy and cool about it…like “Oh I don’t wear bras”…she’s actually making a point to her followers who may have just passively seen her pic and not realize that there are exposed nipples…by saying that her husband supports her freeing the nipple…and showing everyone her tits.

I guess when you date a girl or marry a girl who was once on TV and is famous, the only thing you find appealing about her is her status in the world and money in the bank, it’s nice to be reminded that dudes want to fuck her and think she’s hot all these years after she stopped working….

Social media offers a CUCK who isn’t fully ready to CUCK, the opportunity to test the waters…to be like “so do you want to fuck my wife”….that gets him excited about his wife….so when he fucks her he can be like “so many ppl want to fuck you but I get to fuck you”…it’s an ego boost.

I think she’s a little late to the game. The free the nipple shit is a few years old and no wearing a bra is pretty fucking common. Leave the house in the summer. Nipples everywhere…

But I guess to her fans who think she’s hot, this is a big deal, cuz she’s never been nude and this is one step in the right direction for that…

I mean anything to distract from her botced nose job and busted face is effective. Keep it up. Free that nipple girl…get some of that mid 2000s hype back on yourself like it was High School Musical country….

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2019

09

Apr

Alexis Ren Nude of the Day

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Alexis Ren just keeps on cultivating her talents for social media…going deeper and deeper down the creative journey that is being a whore on instagram without being too much of a whore that brands write you off and treat you like a whore…it’s that clever Em Rat Cow whoring that gets you the 100k deals despite just being a titty model…while other titty models can only close Skinny Tea campaigns that pay them 2 dollars for every tea box they sell..

Now sure Alexis Ren is zero exciting in her nudity, showing her young fit body and bolt on tits in various ways, but it’s better than nothing…

So let her think she’s on some higher journey….and not some instagram whore, even though her content is that of an instagram whore…just enjoy it.

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2019

09

Apr

Naked Tennis of the Day

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Thank god for CBD keeping me relaxed, because we are dealing with an April Easter Snow Storm…you know..like the second coming of Christ, only it is the second coming of fucking Snowman season…fun when you’re lazy, not fun when you’re homeless or can’t afford heat, or when you’re a pervert who likes watching all the active slutty girls out there….being active and slutty…

My number one sports fetish is tennis….there are tennis courts all over the place…free entertainment.

Not to mention, the sport in and of itself involves GRUNTING like they are getting fucked up the ass by a huge dick designed to loosen them up to handle all future dick…flashing panties in their litle skirts…being fit…

So here you are in a park and you get to watch mainly white girls, who look like they drive BMWs…you know high class…like they take showers…multiple showers a day even….and have trainers, trust funds, and have designer clothes…being naughty…whilst getting fit…and it’s good times…

So as I sit her anticipating my favorite hobby. Watching slutty girls of all ages play tennis in public…I celebrate that fetish with these nude tennis girls…a dream…

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2019

09

Apr

Oana Gregory Hard Nipples of the Day

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Oana Gregory is an ex Disney Kid…

She is showing off her fitness “activewear”….

Which if you leave your house, and I don’t really leave the house, but I have enough to see that women fucking love Active Wear…it’s like the socially acceptable pajamas…that make them look fit, or tight bodied thanks to all the form fitting fabrics, while offering them the comfort of pretty much being naked, all while not looking like lazy pigs their husbands know they are…spending the money on the gym, lunching, while he’s at work trying to fuck the interns…Life…

While, Activewear, like bikinis, is a fully accepted excuse to be half naked showing off body on the internet – oftentimes with no underwear on…naughty naughty…but not nearly as naughty as she probably was when she was sucking Disney EXEC dick….

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2019

09

Apr

Victoria Justice in Bra Top of the Day

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Oh shit it is Coachella weekend coming up. The most important weekend on social media…at least it was…

Just a place that was coveted and holy for all that is on instagram…

I have a feeling people are over-it, as it is a lame, commercial thing to be part of….but for every too cool for some played out shit, there’s a few dozen maybe even hundreds of people who are just getting to experience it for the first time….so outdated really…get a fucking grip.

Are young people actually into this shit, or is it just 40 year old women who were once young girls sucking dick for VIP tickets, still sucking dick for VIP tickets….

I guess I will never know, cuz I avoid all this shit as hard as I can….

But Victoria Justice, who paved the way for Ariana Grande, and who carried the show named after her – for Ariana Grande to develop her skills she too to the top of the charts….is still out there probably more desperate than ever. Something I apprecaiate in a woman.

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2019

09

Apr

Marisa Papen has a Naked Ski Day of the Day

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It is still freezing and snowing in Canada…as it does well into JUNE…you know that’s how we live up to our living in IGLOOS behind our ICE border wall that you Americans are trying to Emulate in the South with Concrete and Steel…only your border wall is designed to keep people out, while Canada keeps inviting everyone in….if you’re willing to suffer the cold, and contribute to our work force, growing LEGAL weed and Maple Syrup, or getting involved in our other big industries…like Celine Dion and Ryan Gossling…Welcome..

Well, the highlight of every ski season in ski country is when they do the big spring bikini ski…I’ve never seen it, since I don’t leave my house, but apparently it’s real freedom to ski without a constricting snow suit…

Some people, like whore Marisa Papen take that to the next level…by skiing nude, vagina out, only kept warm by her pubic hair, like some kind of pre-historic caveman…and the whole thing is so active and fun…making skiing a sport worth watching…..even though naked skiing is rare….cuz most people who ski, don’t like freezing their genitals off…but Marisa Papen, so daring and edgy in her nudity, is like an explorer…the Indiana Jones of nudity…out there in the elements…saying “this is a great place to produce nude clickbait”…and she is right.

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2019

09

Apr

Lucy Hale Pussy Print of the Day

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Lucy Hale has a pair of leggings jacked up her cunt, like most girls who wear leggings, which is the great thing about leggings, and something I don’t remember seeing happen back in the early 90s when leggings became a massive trend….

I have no memory of looking at pussy lips protruding from either side of a legging seam back then…and I wonder why that is….

I know I am a pervert, voyeur, who stares at every woman’s genitals and have for as long as I can remember…so the whole legging thing would clearly be a big deal.

I know that back then, I didn’t have access to porn, I mean sure there were Playboys and mags around, and the occasional VHS fell into your lap…but I wasn’t out there renting porn, or buying porn…never buy porn was a life philosophy I’ve stuck to….so I know I’d remember staring at a solid cameltoe…

I know I remember all the hard nipples I came across back then…mainly in high school gym class…

So I wonder, was I not looking, is my memory foggy, or has all this whoring out made pussy lips bigger? Have the hormones in the food make the pussy lips are getting bigger? Or is it the panties they wear? The fabrication of the leggings them self….and ultimately does it even matter? Does Lucy Hale, a girl who gets lots of TV work, and her cameltoe matter? Definitely not, but I’d rather see a cameltoe on a bitch in public than nothing at all. It makes for a better user experience.

Why is this my life? I don’t have the answer.

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Posted in:Lucy Hale|SFW

2019

09

Apr

Nastia Svetlaya Naked for Jewelry of the Day

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Why distract an ad for Jewelry with clothing…..

This is the very important model who may not be an actual model, but rather someone on instagram with followers due to getting naked…

Her name is Nastia…and she’s naked, showing pubic hair…all for the art…and by art I mean the commoditization of herself, tapping into that capitalist free market, trying to sell people Jewelry they don’t need, like she doesn’t have the communism deep in her soul….because when Russia opened up, it’s like everyone forgot what they were….

Sex Sells…so where’s the fucking sex?

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2019

09

Apr

Madison Beer Hard Nipples of the Day

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There is a time when every child must grow its wings and leave the nest, and parents can hope that the lessons they taught them in their homes, will stay with the child for life, and will inspire the child to make the right decisions along the way, in career, in personal and social lives…you know to just be that good persona and to do their best.

In Madison Beer’s case, her mom taught her from a young age to be a whore, masturbation fodder, with her budding young tits on Youtube, to get the views up so that they could close that record deal…and with that…we now have a signed Youtuber, out there with her tits, doing what her mom taught her…because shamelessness is better when it is deep rooted their DNA because it is all they know. Far better strategy than when they have to learn to be whores on their own, like those kids raised in the Church who come out of that like full mental cases…throwing their pussies at everyone trying to figure it out…where as the ones raised in the “social media sex trade”…can make better choices cuz they are more focused and professional about the whole thing….

Here are her nipples in a bra top…

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