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2019

29

Mar

David Guetta’s Sister Carla Got Her Tits Out of the Day

David Guetta’s sister is out there trying to make a name for herself, because it sucks being the second tier sibling to the successful DJ, even if it gets her into all the best parties, because she’s the one with the tits, and statistically the tits are what people care about, so get there and remind them that you’ve got them. Use that DJ last name to get more visbility…while giving your DJ brother something to jack off to…since Incest is trendy like it was the 70s again.

That said, this may not be David Guetta’s sister, or daughter, cuz he’s old enough to have an 18 year old with daddy issues of her own…

But they have the same last name and that’s close enough for me…

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2019

29

Mar

Brooke Burke’s Got No Pants On of the Day

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Wild On…grandma….

It just goes to show you that when you’re a half naked Playboy whore from the 90s, who got a TV show in the 90s, you get that license to HO…

Not that anyone needs a license to HO, but a ho is a ho is a ho and the one thing I can say about Brooke Burke is that she’s managed to carry it for 3 – 4 decades…and is still fit enough to stare at the bare ass of…

Maybe this is a Throwback Thursday, of her younger, maybe that’s what she wants us to think, questioning whether it is old or new to make her feel good about herself cuz she’s got good fitness and face injections and still feels hot…

Whatever it is, don’t tell the other ladies at the old folks home that this is the trend…cuz they don’t have what it takes to back-up a pantsless pic like a seasoned veteran whore…..like Brooke Burke…with all that face injections and fitness….pulls it off.

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2019

29

Mar

Drunk WOman on the Plane and Other Videos of the Day

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South African Naked Bike Ride

White People Knock Over Monument for First White Guy in Tennessee Killed my Indians

Cop Beating Dude in Hospital who Attempted Suicide

Drive Thru Bar

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

29

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I got some fan mail!!

If you’re going to be a dumbass censor, close the comments instead of deleting them like a fag.
What’s the point of having a comment section if you’re going to act like a fucking Jew?

My response:

i don’t delete comments.

i use some third party company called Disqus – maybe they deleted the comments

I don’t even read the comments – because you are all not very interesting to me.

I also don’t know if deleting comments is what fags do. I think fags are more into fucking other men.

I am not sure if deleting comments is how Jews act either. I think they are more into working on real businesses than deleting comments on a titty blog no one reads…

Are you hitting on me?

So if you are wondering – I don’t censor shit…

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2019

28

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I used to drink at the college bar that served booze on campus – despite not being registered to the school….

I wasn’t there because I was trying to AUDIT classes or better myself, in a “I Can’t afford to be here ,but I’ll sit in and try to learn as much as I can”….

I wasn’t there to hang out in the library and access as much information as I could…

I was there strictly for cheap beer and college girls…drunk college girls…into having meaningless conversations they thought were high brow, while I was interested in humoring them until they got drunk enough to fuck….you know hot, young and wasted thanks to their pure livers…REAL KNOCK OUTS….

Well, the bar was next to the Sci/Fi and Fantasy club, it was one club for two types of nerds and along with thir LARPING weapon building, you’d see these people…often times making out with chicks..weird chicks…the outcast chicks…some were midgets, disabled, in wheel chair chicks…since I guess we are all horny perverts…even the fucking weirdos…and we like to fuck…

I couldn’t help but wonder, what kind of porn these weirdos watched or jerked off to…like besides fucking their mutant girlfriends…what are they into…do they like regular hot chicks, or was the mutant girls they are offensively shoving their tongues down each other’s throats their fetish since they like gnomes and aliens…

Unfortunately, I’ll never know, since the whole thing weirded me out then, and still weirds me out now…and despite having a site that you’d assume only these virgin losers who were clearly getting more pussy than anyone cuz they liked the table scrap girls into the same shit…I still pretend they don’t exist….and no matter how many comic movies hollywood makes…or how many normals play video games, I will not accept Sci/Fi Fantasy club members as real humans….

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2019

28

Mar

Kesha’s Butt Shot is Terrible of the Day

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This just in….Dr Luke is too white to have done anything with this pile of dog shit of an ass….

Kesha…or KE$HA as you may remember her….the bootleg Katy Perry, who was BFFs with Katy Perry and who got a career when Katy Perry went viral with “I Kissed a Girl”…because that’s how entertainment works..it’s all a lie, once you’re in, you’re in….

She went on to have some lawsuit against the guy who created her, because one hit wonders like to keep up the momentum, trying to be two hit wonders, even though they have no real business being ANY hit wonders…

She was one of those ungrateful kinds of girls he pulled out of the clubs, threw a weak concept behind and got on the radio due to being dialled in, who thought she was the reason she was famous…so what better way out of a contract than to cry rape…BELIEVE all women..until they leave their houses with asses looking like this…then we gotta know there’s some fabrications going on here…

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2019

28

Mar

Scout Willis Bikini of the Day

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Sometimes when I am sitting here, waiting to die, or more importantly, waiting for my wife to die…she’s really obese and a huge pain in the ass, that you’d assume would have self destructed or spontaneously combusted by now, but with free healthcare, bitch still has all her limbs and the ability to yell at me to run to the grocery store to look at women who haven’t destroyed themselves to the point where their husbands have to wipe their asses, not from being banged out but because they physically can’t reach…..

The things I do for free rent and that disability check….

I think about stars of the late 80s and 90s….like Demi Moore and Bruce Willis and think “I wonder what their bratty entitled kids look like in bikinis”….

And thankfully…thanks to the internet…I can find out…rather than live in a shroud of mystery like I would in an era before the internet…

Thanks Internet for all the useless knowledge to distract me from real knowledge….with all the useless tits…

Here is her sister Rumer..

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2019

28

Mar

Ariel Winter’s Maternity Photo of the Day

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They say…this is Florida woman’s maternity photo includes alligator, shotgun, Bud Light…

You know in this “Florida Man” / “Florida Woman” we live in…because Florida is fucking trash, the people all crackheads or cubans….a glorious place to spend your time amongst big fake tits that remind you of 1997….the glory years.

I am convinced this is Ariel Winter’s maternity photo…cuz this is exactly what she looks like…fat pregnant Florida trash with a sense of humor….

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2019

28

Mar

Chantel Jeffries and Sarah Snyder Wet Bikinis of the Day

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Chantel Jeffries and Sarah Snyder two bottom feeders getting wet in Miami.. cuz that’s what whores do…especially during Miami Music Week…or Ultra Music Festival…or whatever they fucking call it now..

The point is that these two idiots, being the sluts in bikini BFFs, are both instagram girls who fucked famous dudes…one fucked Bieber the other Will Smith and his Son….and together they have fans of young idiots who celebrate them living their best Kardassian life of being a vapid cunt.

But at least they are in bikinis while doing it…cuz if you’re gonna be a relevant pop culture influencer…you best be in a fucking bikini for the old perverts like me to understand the hype.

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Posted in:Chantel Jeffries|Sarah Fucking Snyder|SFW

2019

28

Mar

Olivia Culpo Bikini of the Day

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Olivia Culpo may not be a household name, but she’s got instagram followers, lots of instagram followers and brands seem to like working with her, because I guess she’s been strategic in her whoring, pretending to be a fashion blogger, when really just navigating the world that social media opened up to her, by finding the most relevant dick to stick up in her….

I think she was a Miss America, or Miss Teen USA, pageant girl…that’s how she got her start and found herself getting penetrated by a JONAS brother…before targting NFL cock….

Now, the paparazzi take pics of her, she goes to events, she is relevant to marketers…and the whole thing is so stupid, but she takes dramatic, slutty, tit out bikini pics cuz she knows she’s a whore riding some bullshit wave and we know she’s a whore too..

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