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2019

27

Mar

Big Girl Iskra Lawrence Bikini of the Day

If you like big girls in bikinis, I hope you’re like me, where you just like all girls in bikinis, and statistically, especially now more than ever, some of them will end up being big…blame the food industry, the sugar industry, the corn industry, the internet and tech companies giving us something to do whilst sitting on our fat asses, blame having to work everyday, not getting enough sleep…. being stressed and overextended….miserable and one block away from a McDonalds to eat your sadness even if it isn’t satiating and doens’t solve problems…or in Iskra Lawrences case…you can fail as a model, and decide to rebrand yourself as a fat model, post a self produced video about being fat, even if she was only fat for a few months, creating this fat proud cuz her scam worked lie…

I call it FAT face like black face, but I guess it is fat appropriating….cuz real fat people are too lazy to make this much earth shattering noise…they’re more into breaking chairs and hating themselves and shit…

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2019

27

Mar

Kate Beckinsale Tight Leggings of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale, some old bitch with a slutty daughter who nerds want to fuck because she’s aged properly and looks the same as she did 20 years ago before destroying her vagina with her slutty body…

She is a mystery….maybe the vampire from her vampire movies…just some rich kid from the UK making it in America….in leggings with her ass out….to celebrate that – SHE BLOCKED ME ON INSTAGRAM.
I haven’t even interacted with her content, I didn’t even know I followed her, maybe I clicked a like on some of her slutting, but I definitely didn’t comment on shit….cuz that’s how you get deleted by these evil fascists who run the social media platforms..

I don’t know when this happened…but I feel like she doesn’t want to be friends…or to slide into my DMs like she was Phoebe Price with her latest slutty photoshoot..and I guess that’s ok since I don’t like friends, have no friends and don’t need new friends…not even women who have no taste a fuck anything, even nondescript humans like Pete Wentz Davidson….something that increases all your chances to stick your dick in this mom.

Point being, she’s playing hard to get, a little cocktease, forcing me to just keep on posting her and questioning how it is possible for a 50 year old woman to still look this good, (the answer is probably from never really working a day in her life…botox, fitness, starvation, and all the other good Hollywood tactics…that happen when you’re rich)….doesn’t want me seeing her slutty updates for attention…

Maybe she’s just looking to be followed in person, in real life, you know next levelling the game…but I’m not interested enough in old bitches to bother with that tactic…just a hurtful bitch hurting my feelings that I luckily don’t have because I am dead and this is all written by a robot.

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2019

27

Mar

Maria Menounos Slutty of the Day

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Maria Menounos is still alive, and still slutting it in a bikini, because I guess like Billy Bush has taught us before her….there is a life after hosting some shitty nightly celebrity gossip show that made you a celebrity in your own right….riding the coattails of celebrities everywhere to get noticed with their bullshit stories…eventually leaking your own bullshit stories…cuz thanks to them…you exist…

I see her and her greek vagina (her anus, greeks invented and love anal)…as an educator…here to teach us how social media works…

Slutty Face Shot – 8,500 LIKES and 100 comments…

Slutty Bikini Eating Pic – 49,500 LIKES and 1,100 comments….

That is how social media works…it’s all about being a slut…posting slutty and getting rewarded in likes for being a slut….

Facebook is just a fucking porn company…they just don’t want the shareholders to know, because porn gets views, and when people don’t realize it’s porn…they can run ADS against the porn and make money….

We are all perverts.

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Posted in:Maria Menounos|SFW

2019

27

Mar

Farrah Abraham Tucks her Dick of the Day

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Farrah Abraham is out there in a bikini….

If you don’t know who Farrah Abraham is…you’re missing out on a fucking legend, a living fucking legend….straight from the mean streets of reality TV, exploited by MTV, a Viacom owned company, that endorsed Teen Pregnancy, giving idiot teens who were fucking a platform to be as famous as a Kardashian if they played their cards right….none die, it seems to be impossible to be as famous as a Kardashian, but the one who gave them the biggest run for their money was Farrah Abraham…

I don’t know if the video is of Farrah Abraham….the fake ass is so ridiculous it makes me laugh…and the muppet face is so ridiculous…it also makes me laugh.

But I do know it was posted to her social media, and social media is where it all happens, and more importantly, I know that Farrah Abraham produced a sex tape…getting fucked by a porn star…not even trying to pull a leaked sex tape scam…instead embracing porno sex work cuz she’s a pervert who wants to fuck…and I ended up making money off her squirting – so to me…I am forever indebted to her…one of her employees really…making me more money in one day than I made in years off the site….making her our Patron Saint…or Idol…the logo of the site should be her asshole getting fucked.

Farrah Abraham….our queen. Bow down.

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2019

27

Mar

Romee Strijd is Hot of the Day

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Romee Strijd is Hot…

The unfortunate thing in all this is that she’s in boring fucking Victoria’s Secret catalog pics, with that underwear jacked up her ass, like this was the 90s and Victoria’s Secret was finally making it’s way into American Households..giving husbands things to jerk off to, and giving wives something to spend their husband’s money on, in efforts to compete with what they were jerking off to….jealous bitches…

I don’t know how you can make mail-order catalog pics any more exciting than what we’ve got here…but that’s not my job to figure out.

Victoria’s Secret is a billion dollar company…they can hire far smarter and more qualified people to determine that….

I just know that they have the power to create celebrity out of hot chicks…but at the same time…position them to be boring as fuck. It’s too bad.

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Posted in:Romee Strijd|SFW

2019

27

Mar

Zendaya Coleman Hard Nipples of the Day

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If Zendaya Coleman is your fetish…and her hard nipples with no bra cuz her tits are too small for a bra are your porn….you’re fucking weird.

I realize that you’re fucking weird well before your Zendaya Coleman fetish….

But these pics…and your appreciation of them…is just reaffirming what I already knew I guess..

Weirdo.

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2019

27

Mar

Cardi B Naked of the Day

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Cardi B the rapper who drugs and rapes men….

My opinion doesn’t matter, but Cardi B, who I guess is positioned as a sex positive ex stripper who fucked her way onto TV, and from there made a rap career as some trashy novelty act that our kids should not be allowed to listen to, cuz they reduce our society to being even dumber than they are, without injecting or exposing them to culture or class or thought provoking ideas…you’re just breeding a bunch of trash raised by a fucking stripper..

Well in her feminist, sex worker, glory…she used to seduce dudes from the strip club back to hotel rooms where she’d drug and rape them like she was bill Cosby, only her rape was far worse than sticking dicks in them until they orgasmed…it was ROBBING THEM…

So for Bill Cosby, he’s a predator…but for Cardi B…she’s a hero….when both are equally evil things to do…so Cardi B continues to exist, isn’t canceled, still gets brand deals and makes stupid money….she is even celebrated and inspiring, giving girls ideas of how to treat men, by drugging and robbing them, because the population is retarded and will follow her lead…

Fucked up times.

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2019

27

Mar

Dua Lipa Got Them TIts Out of the Day

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This cleavage has gone from fetish tits whilst underage on YOUTUBE, amassing a huge following doing the cover song thing like she was BEIBER, to scamming the entertainment industry into thinking she was a quality talent, and not just a girl with tits on youtube, able to scam the followers into following, making her that YOUTUBE money of other people’s music….

I am not a music critic, or expert, but can assure you that her music is shit, just based on my taste alone….

I am here to judge her and reduce her to being nothing but a set of good digital marketing tits…

So that is what I am doing….

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Posted in:Dua Lipa|SFW

2019

27

Mar

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Hustle should give hope to all you aging fucks out there….

Hope that when you finally get put into the home you are inevitably going to be put in…there will be other 70 year olds who look this good….because Elizabeth Hurley at 70….is pretty fucking amazing, a feat of modern science maybe…or it could just be what aging looks like when you have never had any stress…but instead lots of rich men throwing money at you….

Life of leisure, still able to wear a bikini despite what logic tells us…of women dying at the age of 30….not lasting as long as this.

Maybe she’s an alien. Look into that pervert.

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2019

27

Mar

Emma Roberts Played Soccer of the Day

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6 days ago…Emma Roberts wanted to remind you all that she used to play soccer….in shorts…tight little American Apparel looking shorts…you’d expect to see a girl with Daddy Issues wearing….and it was a great, friendly, reminder…as far as I’m concerned…

Here she is in recent times, less athletic, covering her ass with a shirt…while wearing leggings…and rockin’ bigger tits….