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2019

26

Mar

Bar Refaeli Erotica of the Day

Woah, Bar Refaeli….no top on….JUICY….Racy….we really all just want to see her butthole again…

In the event you forgot, google Bar Refaeli Butthole, because during the first Fappening nude leak, her butthole was leaked…and a leaky butthole is the only kind of butthole…

Point being, she’s been a titty model, she’s from Israel, who pretend they are European not Middle Eastern, and live that party beach life…with their tits out…far more fun than an American Beach…seriously, have you driven to any shit holes in florida with your family recently, I haven’t, but I don’t have to, I see pics on the internet and those ladies are the kind of ladies you say “maybe you should wear the snowsuit as a swimsuit”..cuz you ugly bitch.

While Bar Refaeli…is just fucking cockteasing, where’s the fucking tits at….we’ve seen your butthole, and you’re so liberal and European…prove it you half naked Leo pussy…10 years later and now a mom…pussy.

Get it done.

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2019

26

Mar

Olivia Culpo Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Olivia Culpo got her tits on…

You may not know who Olivia Culpo and that’s ok. She really doesn’t matter and is not famous, despite what she may think about herself….which I know, because I know girls, is likely really really fucking highly of herself…You know like she’s a creator, an influencer, a blogger, a trendsetter…when really she’s a bitch who fucked a Jonas Brother, before a series of NFL players, who now exists on social media, so she wants more of the world to know about her, she wants to grow her audience, and there is only one way to do that…TITS…people love tits…give the people what they want while pretending you’re a leader in style, so brands pay you to go to their dumb events…..in a what came first, the Olivia Culpo brand name that no one really knows…or the tits….my money is on the tits.

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2019

26

Mar

Toni Garrn Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Toni Garrn is the German lingerie model – who may have worked for Victoria’s Secret at some point in her slutty half naked career….

She’s probably best known for being one of the girls that Leo DiCaprio pretended was his girlfriend, as part of his Publicity Spin to prove to the world he’s not a queer. I think they call them beards…I would say she’s got the ass that would lead a dude like Leo into the darkside, the darkside being the backside of men or trannies, looking for excitement in their narcissistic lives…knowing that it’s just too easy, even at 50 years old, to get bitches like this to throw their vaginas at them….

You know, a product of Eugenics maybe, a girl with the taste of rich and fame, getting half naked to keep her name out there, her lifestyle up the fat wallet, deep pockets paying her…as all these whores strive for…

She looks good though…whether she was fired from Victoria’s Secret or not…it’s actually better that she was fired so she has a damaged ego…which is how you want your hot models. Insecure.

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2019

26

Mar

Susan Sarandon’s Spoiled Daughter in a Bathing Suit Wanting Attention of the Day

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Susan Sarandon’s Spoiled Daughter Eva Amurri is acting pretty fucking bold on the internet….with her mom pussy all up in the air in a bathing suit…channelling some bikini model shit…like all girls on instagram…even though they aren’t models…but are like “I can do that too” followers…

That said, like all rich girls, she is damaged, filled with daddy issues, jealous of her mom, seeking male attention, and more importantly, any attention….

She felt the need to pave her own way, despite using her family connections, to get a gig in TV, where she played some exposed tits on Californication, before deciding that it was boring and moved onto being a mom and wife instead….I was into her showing off her huge tits, acting like she’s not from a Hollywood family, rebelling against the silver spoon, despite only existing because of the silver spoo. Playing like me low level, small town, recently moved to LA waitress trying to make it…all while being more connected than fucking anyone….

Now she’s doing the same thing with bathing suit pics…racy…but she’s just having fun..right..

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2019

26

Mar

Katherine Ryan’s 35 Year Old Fake Tits of the Day

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I don’t know if Katherine Ryan’s fake tits are actually 35, she may be the 35 year old and her tits closer to 10 years old, which makes you a pedophile if you’re into them, they aren’t quite 18 yet.

I had never heard of her, but apparently, she’s a famous Comedian in the UK. She is orginally from Canada, possibly my neighbor growing up, maybe we went to the same Maple Syrup Survivor School. I don’t remember her, because she likely didn’t have the tits back then…

Her claim to fame was working at Hooters in Toronto, a Hooters I have never been to, because I generally avoid all Hooters…not because I don’t like the tits, but because I don’t like food poisoning…But like Jose Canseco, I appreciate the kind of whores who work at Hooters, with their tits out for tips…the way traditional gender roles are supposed to work…she got fired for writing “Club Sandwiches No Seals” on her tits…which isn’t original…but I guess a good story to tell people in a chapter of her bullshit memoir that should read as “I am a whore with ambition and an outgoing, easy going / easy personality, The end”….

She wasn’t made famous in Canada, because it’s hard to break through here, but she’s on Netflix, doing roasts, doing all kinds of things….that allows her to afford vacationing in Maldives…like she’s not a single mother….using that stripper money from them fake tits…that have paid for themselves a few times over because without the fake tits, would she even exist…I doubt it.

The fake tits are definitely how she worked the comedy scene, comedians are losers who get excited by any tit giving them attention, so being a moderately hot chick who is easy and looks like the girls the comedians jerk off to, with moderate level of funny, the world can be your fucking oyster….

Posted in:Katherine Ryan|SFW

2019

26

Mar

Suki Waterhouse See Through of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse is still around…and I guess she wants you all to know it…because she’s out and about in a dress that is totally see through…with a pair of black panties she knows everyone can see because she wants them to see…pervert bitch.

I don’t know if you know who Suki Waterhouse is, but she used to fuck Brad Cooper while he was probably fucking everyone else, he could be her source of vaginal diseases like Herpes and Scabies, but he went on to fuck hotter women and knock them up, leaving her here to fend for herself because riding his dick as hard as she rode his dick hoping for the A-List acting career to rub off on her, but instead she’s out here trying to see if people notice her see through outfits….next time she does this, you know cuz this is the test run, she’ll likely be wearing the same skirt…but no panties…you know to show us all how bad she wants it.

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2019

26

Mar

Possibly Fran Halsall Nudes of the Day

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Fran Halsall is an olympic swimmer…

I don’t know anything about Olympic swimming, other than Michael Phelps and his Speedos, and for obvious different reasons than why I would know who this chick is, those reasons purely sexual…

I don’t know anything about sports, even women’s sports, because I find women athletes to be pretty fucking dude-like and that’s not exciting to me. Plus they can outrun me, not that I run, but more reason to avoid those who can run…..

I do know that there’s rumors or a stereotype around the swim team at high schools and colleges everywhere, for having the sluttiest of girls on their teams. Maybe it’s the level of fitness, leanness, high testosterone, half nakedness, fully shaved bodies…..I don’t have the answers….I just know they like showing each other their cunts in the changing room….

I also know that if this is the pro swimmer, her nakedness not all that different than her training outfit, or what sh wears in the lockerroom after practice…they are a comfortable with their body people…so let’s check out her body….of an athlete..not quite the body I’d want to ejaculate to.

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2019

26

Mar

Sofia Richie New Tits of the Day

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Sofia Richie and her new tits are in a bikini living that rich person travel the world in luxury life that she lives..

Some people think she’s hot, are excited by her, I mean I’ve never met those people…but to me, she’s a young pervert exhibitionist with a trust fund who is going to inherit a lot of fucking money that she likely already has access to, who dates a Kardashian because it’s good for her own personal brand and business…and together they get in paparazzi pics…on their luxury vacations….where she gets to show off her tits in a bikini…all while being one of the MOST boring people on social media despite having the new tits….she’s clearly willing to showcase…because they offset her lack of a personality….

The fact that this is a post, worthy of my efforts is a reminder that the whole world is fucking nuts.

Here she is possibly sucking dick..

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2019

26

Mar

Madison Beer Black Thong of the Day

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Madison Beer doing her job…the way her mom and her practiced all those years she was working as a sex worker on Youtube who didn’t even know she was a sex worker…

While the world is upset about Jussie Smollet’s charges being dropped…because he is a celebrity and has very high powered lawyers, making it hard to charge celebrities with anything, even those you’ve never heard of, like Smollet…his show is a hit, has a lot of money behind it, and they won’t let him go down…it’s a brotherhood that Hollywood….remember OJ? Or all the other horrible crimes swept under the rug cuz people are dialled in and famous….

I am more interested in this young girl in her thong bating suit posting her smut to social media…it’s a more interesting storyline, that isn’t even that interesting….but that is better than everyone’s opinion about Hollywood Privilege when it comes to stupid fucking nonsense stories that outrage the internet – like Smollet’s nonsense story that hit when it hit….

I wonder why people aren’t bored of all this noise, at what point will they all log off and sit on their porch with a cigar, joint, whiskey who cares…anything to turn off this noise…

But not Madison Beer’s noise…that noise is ok.