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2019

26

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I remember when girls weren’t whores, weren’t naked all day on the internet…and it required a level of skill in seduction to get them to send you nudes….today they call that rape culture…chivalry and charm…playing it up because you want to see her consenting cunt….the art of seduction now called rape…insane…

So the hot chicks, instead of being subtle, classy, reserved, hard to get..are posing naked all over the internet like the desperate girls trying to get laid they don’t need to be….

It’s almost a turn off, because it’s too easy, it’s handed to all of us, it’s not special but rather it is for everyone….and it’s not about love, human experience or human interaction…it’s about posing naked to get likes..chasing likes….emptiness…instead of chasing human relationships…

The world is nuts, but I guess this is a time where we can feel as close to understanding why Leo DiCaprio fucks dudes, cuz the girls are too thirsty and desperate…

It’s like girls want respect, but objectify themselves and even as a feminist like myself….it’s hard to not hate them and reduce them to whores they all act like…

Garbage times, for garbage people.

Here are some garbage links, for garbage people..

Apparently Paulie D Got the Funniest Plastic Surgery
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Kill Bill Actor – Got a DUI
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Oldest Woman in the World Probably has a Stinky Cunt
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Two Guys – One ZIpline
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Cat in the Bath
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Another Claim of A.Rod Cheating on J.Lo
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Here’s a Bunch Of Butts
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VIDEO – News Reporter Spitting in Hand and Rubbing Through hair
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VIDEO – DOUBLE FAIL
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NSFW – Arianna – Hot Naked Chick
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NSFW – Heidi Romanova – Naked at the Tent..
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NSFW – Charlize – Big Boobs – Hot Twat
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The Future of Drinking is Not Getting Hungover
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2019

25

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t understand how the mainstream media can post and make a fetish model who licks toilets famous…due to shock value…when it’s strictly for porno…

But I get deleted for saying that Trannies are culturally appropriating women – as they impersonate them…cuz they are…passionate impersonators….

It’s a crazy world where this grey area of smut is ok on mainstream media, but the second you show a pussy – it’s not….unless you spin it…and I am sitting at te wrong fucking side of the money making table…getting deleted instead of getting a ton of fucking money…

I am not complaining, it’s been the same story forever, I built the site cuz of the same story, and I’ve been fine doing it…

But you gotta fear platforms that can control the narrative as well as social media does…they make trashy people of 10 years ago…spiritual and into mindfullness…from Spring Break raging…to TULUM in fucking beaded outfits…everyone is a fucking done. Be warned…

But it’s nuts.

Mel B Fucked Ginger Spice
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High School Production of Alien
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Heidi Montag – Bikini Slut
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Megan Fox – Plastic Face at an Event
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Throwback Billy Joe Armstrong – LOL
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Daughter Mad at her Mom about Psting a Selfie
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Instagram Girl and her Great Ass
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Chloe Ferry Nipples in a See Through
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People Stranded on a Cruise VS Waves
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Delilah Hamlin – Tight Dress
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Cast of Clueless – Reuinted….
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Noni Janur – Bikini Slut
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Ben Afleck Runs on Dunkin Donuts
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Angry GF of the DAy
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Dude Saving a Fish
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Naked Athlete of the Day
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Biker Dog
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Joy Corrigan Bolt On Titties
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Ambrosio – Pokies
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Chloe Vialret – Looking Good Instagram Whore…
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Road Rage of the Day
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Dr Dre Bragged About His Daughter Getting into USC after his 70 Million Dollar Donation…
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Bebe Rexha – Big Tits
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Lucy Hale in Red Looking Slutty…
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Hailey Biber in a Dress Looking Like a Dude
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Rita Ora Crazy Outfit
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Mandy Moore in a Hot Dress
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Sailor Brinkley in a Bikini Looking Like Shit
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Candace Cameron Old Slut
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Sophie Turner – Bikini / Bathing Suit with her Jonas
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Josie Canseco Pretty Fucking Annoying
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Audrina – Old Slut
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From stepSMUT!!

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TUMBLR PORN OF THE DAY
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Gas Station Guy Grabs Tit
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Naked Indian Girls (dot not feather)
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Big Titty Flash…Real Big Titty Flash
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7 Public Acts that Make You a Whore
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Titty Wash in thee Sink….
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Black Tits….
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The Girl Who Pulls Her Tit Out on the Street
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Mormon Problems
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Reddit Nudisy – No Carol in HR
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Big Titties….in Video…
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Some Naked Amateur
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More HUGE fucking Tits being Flashed
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Australians have Weird Flavored Condoms
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Amateur Pussy….
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Big Nasty Tits VS Water Balloons
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In Store Pussy Eating
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2019

25

Mar

Charlotte McKinney Naked of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney’s tits are a huge deal, to her, to her relevance, to her personal brand, to her audience, to her celebrity, which isn’t that much of a celebrity but it could eventually be a celebrity, I mean she’s got big natural tits she’s willing to show off….and build a career off of….

Today…those tits, that I don’t remember seeing fully naked before, but I don’t really pay attention, I post and move on, have made an appearance, a big reveal…and it’s a lot of fun for all those involved, or at least fun for me, cuz I am a hermit loner and the only person involved in anything I do, and I’m also not really the best person to use as an example of general consensus, but I figure I like seeing tits let out of their tops, after years of seeing the tits make a bitch money….and I’m sure every other pervert out there does too….cuz natural tits…exposed tits…great times had by all.

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2019

25

Mar

Miley Cyrus Nipple Bikini of the Day

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Miley Cyrus’ showing part of her nipple in a bikini, which is disappointing since we’ve all seen her full fucking pussy, clit and all, back when she was out there promoting the new Miley Cyrus in a “I ain’t no Disney Hannah Montana No More”….bullshit rich kid, pretending to be a wholeseome country girl, basically ripping off the entire Tumblr Community with her aesthetic, making that mainstream and inspiring so many mainstream girls with no opinion of their own to get naked too….normalize that shit so everyone’s out there flashing cunt. Brilliant….

What isn’t brilliant is when the lie is called and we all know the reality that she’s just a wave jacker, not an original mind….who wears bikinis like basic white…not clown masks and platform boots with her twat out..cuz she is a basic white girl….

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2019

25

Mar

Mel B Fucked Ginger Spice of the Day

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In CLICKBAIT NEWS…. MEL B HAS REVEALED THAT SHE HAD SEX WITH GINGER SPICE BACK IN THE 90s …which means all your spice girl dreams have come true…22 years later…knowing that stripper Ginger, who we’ve seen naked in her early work as a nude model…and Mel B the hard nipples in their first video, who at the time were the two hottest of the Spice Girls…have eaten each other’s cunts, or scissored, like lesbians do…but didn’t stay lesbian cuz lesbianism is a myth, it’s just masturbation with friends…and anyone who says otherwise is a liar.

It’s a big story, it’s big news, the media is loving it and despite avoiding all stories, since I don’t feel like a reporter or journalist, even though I wouldn’t mind being one if I wasn’t so lazy….I’ve decided to post it….

Look at me, growing up into a Media Empire posting news that was probably on Daily Mail 4 days ago.

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2019

25

Mar

Fiona Gubelmann Nipples for TV of the Day

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Fiona Gubelmann is an actress, but her name sounds like someone excited for thanksgiving dinner….you know ready to gobble up the meal….gobble gobble…

Her name doesn’t sound familiar though..but it is one of those moments where you may want to take Olivia Wilde’s lead and give yourself a stage name…

The history of Hollywood is based on Jewish people giving themselves non Jewish names to manipulate the media and the audience into not being racist against them….because the audience was racist against them….if they knew what they were dealing with….it was America after all…and the changing of the name didn’t compromise anything for anyone, it was just basic marketing to not alienate yourself….and to let your true self not be lost in superficial shit with a name…..

She’s out there with her tits out for TV…but not out there with some fucking name that makes her tits for TV more appealing….

Strippers have been doing it forever, built that character, that celebrity version of yourself…no one cares about GUBELMANN….give us something hotter to fall into….basic fucking marketing…that clearly she understands since her tits are out…no one needs to be faced with the name GUBELMANN when looking at tits…Seriously.

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2019

25

Mar

Ireland Baldwin Still Trying to be Hot of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin called her a pig when she was a little kid. It was a public statement that was released during his divorce to her mom Kim Bassinger…and it circulated around the world in an era when calling a woman, and a little girl a pig, didn’t ruin your career. He went on unscathed to play Donald Trump on SNL…amongst other hit roles in hit shows making stupid money….even though you’d think if he was to do that today…he’d be blacklisted…even if you look at Ireland Baldwin in these slutty content pics she’s been producing to get noticed…because even at 6 foot 5 and 240 lbs….she has a hard time getting noticed….you’d have think maybe her dad, who knows her best, was speaking truths and facts…and she is the pig he said she was…I mean that’s the story these pics are telling me…and pics don’t lie…unless they are slutty selfies on instagram which they are probably a lie thanks to photo retouching apps that help girls recreate their body shape.

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2019

25

Mar

Kendall Jenner Bikini of the Day

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I got my twitter suspended because I made a comment about trans people not being women, but being dudes who cut off their genitals doing their best woman impression, and the whole thing is pretty offensive for women, to allow a man to think the complexities that make her a woman are as simple as not having a dick….it’s undermining and reducing the beauty of womanhood by some people with mental illness claiming to be a woman….I believe that is a FACTUAL statement…and twitter I guess wants no transphobia, when I am not transphobic, I just don’t think trans and being an actual woman are the same thing….

I don’t buy into Kendall Jenner’s dad cutting off his dick and all of a sudden being a woman….

I think there are so many levels of disgusting to the kardashian / jenner empire and that is one aspect..

That’s not even the whole point of the post, the point is I created a new twitter – not that anyone cares – called @drunkenstepfat ….and the first recommendations they sent me were Kim K and the Jenners…based on nothing at all other than that they are the clickbait that all platforms rely on to stay in business I guess…or they have a deal to keep the relevant…and the whole thing annoys me so much I can’t appreciate Kendall’s young, fit, plastic surgery body backlit so I don’t need to see her cunt face…

Garbage is Garbage is Garbage…

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Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2019

25

Mar

Katy Perry Cameltoe of the Day

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Katy Perry is looking like a Twink from the late 80s who just found out he got The Gay Cancer…too fat to be full blown AIDS…but he just found out about the Gay Cancer….there’s plenty of time left for him to waste away…

You see, this bitch looks unhealthy, sloppy and out of shape…dumpy in her athletic pants that she’s clearly not wearing cuz she’s athletic….a popstar who was really fucking lucky to have a career..thanks to a viral song that happened at the right time and a series of moves that kept her earning….

It’s a story of the least compelling act, with the lowest level of talent, from an inability to sing and dance…to a look an style that was really just badly executed…who thanks to the naivety of the audience…the stupidity of the audience…the lack of taste of the audience…was able to cash the fuck in….

I will never understand her celebrity…and I will never believe she has a vagina…cuz it’s against my policy to think of ugly thing sexually, at least on the internet…in person…I’d stick my dick in dock shit if I had to….and I have had to. You know…in order to cum.

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Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2019

25

Mar

Irina Shayk Almost Naked for Glamour Italia of the Day

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I don’t know why Irina Shayk’s nipples are aiming in different directions, like some cockeyed retard with brain damage…

I just know that despite having sold herself off to Brad Cooper…Irina Shayk is still one of the hottest models out of Russia – as far as I’m concerned.

She’s old, she’s a mom, she’s probably had a lot of work done, lots of face injections, probably not entirely a naturally hot Russian model…but she climbed her way out of communism…through the Siberian mountains…or maybe it was by fucking some Portuguese Soccer Player…either way…she made it to America. Did Sports Illustrated and then finally existed in the world…so Brad Cooper, some whining bitch of a celebrity manipulated her in and as a Russian who doesn’t know better, I mean they used to wait in line for black market Levis Jeans..she figured he was a good option to breed with and secure her future. Smart Russian…they are trained spies and know how to manipulate men with their vaginas…they were bred that way and the ones who didn’t excel were killed off…leaving us with great Fem Bots like Irina Shayk….and her cockeyed drunk retard nipples.

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